Friday, April 07, 2017
Blind Item #5
I think he is way too young for her to look right, but as I told you last week, this former boy bander has two big projects coming out this summer and would like a beard to be there for him as it happens. Apparently they are not trusting their luck to some random woman who will probably have a boyfriend and still posts Instagram pictures of her boyfriend so might go professional. Nahh, the newly released from her contract actress is not going to be it. However, the reality judge who has done it for years in the past is a possibility. I don't think people would believe the relationship, but she is a consummate pro.
Nick Jonas/Nicole Scherzinger
ReplyDeleteWhat about Julianne Hough after Seacrest?
ReplyDeleteOlivia Munn and ?
ReplyDeleteNevermind...Scherzinger is in her 40s
ReplyDeleteScherz is 38 and holding
ReplyDeleteDang I was trying to reply to tricia and pfffft ( hangs head and walks off)
ReplyDeleteYep and he's -no idea--maybe 25?
ReplyDeleteHarry Styles.......Olivia Munn for newly released from contract.....Nicole Sherzinger or Kylie Minogue for the older beard.
ReplyDeleteHardly a blind.
ReplyDeleteHarry Styles is 23. He has the rep for "liking" older women so it might fit his image. I like the Kylie Minogue or Nicole Sherzinger guesses.
ReplyDeleteThat would be odd since J.hough is one of swfit's alleged real ex's.
ReplyDeleteStyles and Munn. He has a film and album released. She's now contract-free.
ReplyDeleteStyle and Munn. He had an album and movie coming out. She's now contract-free.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this a bit cliche considering that gay one directioner is in a 'relationship' with Cheryl Cole?
ReplyDeleteI think they are all gay. Isn't Harry the one that's supposed to be hooking up with one of the other band members? The one that supposedly had the kid?
ReplyDeleteBound to be Harry. Interesting one, I thought he was done with the fake stuff. He couldn't even pretend to be interested in Taylor and he avoided actual stunting with Kendall by quite cleverly releasing evidence of a relationship via an 'iCloud leak'. Gay or not he seems to want to keep his lovelife to himself so it's sad if his management impose this farce on him.
ReplyDeleteNicole Sherzy for the 'girlfriend'?
I can't wait for this to never happen. ?
ReplyDeleteNah just shipper nonsense - every legit source and non-fangirl gossip site say they both shag around like crazy. The 'Larries' are infamously deranged. They harassed one girlfriend's school to try to get her kicked out and made plans to fly to LA to grab the baby to prove it's a doll. Some of them actually did fly to LA and followed him around. Maybe the two shagged but you'd have to be on Mars to believe two young gay boys have secretly been in some epic Romeo and Juliet monogamous committed relationship since they were teenagers but are willingly going along with fake baby stunts (which: Not A Thing. Fake celeb babies do not exist in the real world) when there's literally no reason they couldn't just come out.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Harry is actually with his manager Jeff Azoff. As boyfriends? Jeff finds Harry's beards for him. Jeff had his own long term beard. His integration into the Azoff family is odd. Harry is friends with closet cases like George Clooney.He's had time to study the closet and how to navigate it. He is doing nothing to indicate that he'll finally come out.
ReplyDeleteNicole sherznger makes sense. She bearded for Lewis Hamilton for four years so she's down for long term bearding contracts. Also she sold her soul to Simon Cowell awhile back and she's not headed anywhere but hell after that. The cocaine won't buy itself, will it?
ReplyDeleteShizinger, Munn or Alexa Chung. All seasoned professional beards.
ReplyDeleteI pray to the lord above Harry launches his career beard free. I fear a Zayn like drop in fandom engagement should he trot out another thirsty beardzilla for everyone to deal with. Harry is refreshing and interesting all on his own. I'm wondering why all these young people feel like they need beards anymore. It's 2017. Be free. Be yourself. People are exhausted and distrustful of this whole giant Hollyweird bearded/closeted infrastructure. It's off putting to think your fave is a bold faced liar.
ReplyDeleteThe Larries think a. Every song, hint, squint and piece of clothing Harry or Louis wears is an automatic secret message to the Chosen Persecuted Peoples of Judea, aka, the Larries.
ReplyDeleteThey ignore that Harry makes loads of passes at guys not Louis and get mad with anyone that suggests Harry and Louis might not conduct themselves in the style of a entirely female, mostly straight girl-perspective romance.
That said, I think both are gay. Louis is still running rings round his fans but Harry's making some clever man love noises. Why he needs to beard and devalue his uniqueness I have no idea but blinds are also often untrue or don't happen. We'll see. It would be disappointing though. That boy is itching to come out and waltz a man down the street IMO.