Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Blind Item #2

All the answers this week to the blind items are people who have never previously been an answer to a blind in the past decade.

Coachella

If this three named singer seems like a tool and playing way above where he should be billed, then you are right. Besides the extra mirrors he requires and the constant foot massages he refuses to talk to any groupie who looks older than 16. Oh, he wants them all legal, but wants them to look like they could be in middle school.


9 comments:

  1. Tricia1311:47 PM

    Lil Uzi Vert?

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  2. Tricia1311:48 PM

    Maybe Father John Misty

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  3. So, he's a closet Pedophile?

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  4. david sux1:41 AM

    If a pedophile has sex with women of age, then yes. Otherwise, you're an imbecile.

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  5. longtimereader2:42 AM

    God i hope not, his new album is great and i saw him last year live, he was wonderful.

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  6. AyyPapi3:10 AM

    Father John Misty is a great guess. He gives me the worst hipster-douce chills.

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  7. Tricia133:35 AM

    Never heard his tunes but will listen :)

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  8. Tricia133:36 AM

    Hipster douche chills should be a verb!
    Awesome:)

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