When you're a (successful) woman who is invited to fancy events now and again, and has to squeeze into impossibly tight evening clothing, you have to sometimes.
Back in the late 40s my parents took me to a ritzy engagement dinner which was held in the backyard of the parents spacious home. My dress was a dream. Hair? Perfection. Crisp white socks and white patent leather maryjanes. Everyone oooh'd and ahhhh'd when we walked in. Even at 5 I felt like queen of the prom. About an hour later I realized I'd had way too much punch and had to pee. I mentioned this to Mrs. Tyson, mother of the bride-to-be. She said, "Honey, the bathroom is on the first floor." My reply? "That's OK Ms. Tyson, I'll just squat in the rose bush, I left my panties at home." People talked about that party for months. Mom missed a few bridge games at the club. I never went commando again.
Always commando unless wearing a really short dress/skirt. Only wear lingerie for the kink. I enjoy the freedom of less clothes. I'd be naked all day if it was up to me.
I did until Dana Bash started calling what I was showing everyone the Scylla and Charybdis
ReplyDeleteYes, sometimes when I wear sweatpants. And as a female, commando means both top and bottom at the same time. Liberating!
ReplyDeleteNow & then.
ReplyDeleteNot in public.
ReplyDeleteThe day I go commando is the day I'll be in a fatal car crash.
ReplyDeleteOnce or twice when I was young.
ReplyDeleteAt the time, it seemed like an adventurous thing to do.
NO. That's gross.
ReplyDeleteevery day. if you wash your pants after each wearing it's no different hygienically from changing underwear. hate vpl and hate thongs more.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're a (successful) woman who is invited to fancy events now and again, and has to squeeze into impossibly tight evening clothing, you have to sometimes.
ReplyDeleteI haven't worn underwear in at least 10 years. My nike shorts have a lining, and when I wear a dress, I wear my Spanx.
ReplyDeleteBack in the late 40s my parents took me to a ritzy engagement dinner which was held in the backyard of the parents spacious home. My dress was a dream. Hair? Perfection. Crisp white socks and white patent leather maryjanes. Everyone oooh'd and ahhhh'd when we walked in. Even at 5 I felt like queen of the prom. About an hour later I realized I'd had way too much punch and had to pee. I mentioned this to Mrs. Tyson, mother of the bride-to-be. She said, "Honey, the bathroom is on the first floor." My reply? "That's OK Ms. Tyson, I'll just squat in the rose bush, I left my panties at home." People talked about that party for months. Mom missed a few bridge games at the club. I never went commando again.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I enjoy dick blind items. They're my fave.
ReplyDeleteBut they jiggle on top.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah baby. Feels so good.
ReplyDeleteAlmost always. I do laundry almost every day anyway, so there are no repeats. Ha.
ReplyDeleteHow many pairs do you own? I must know.
ReplyDeleteAlways commando unless wearing a really short dress/skirt.
ReplyDeleteOnly wear lingerie for the kink.
I enjoy the freedom of less clothes. I'd be naked all day if it was up to me.
I do,but im careful,sometimes its not apprpriate at my local grocery store.
ReplyDeleteAt a bar or a party? Yes.
GOD NO!!! I'm more of a Never-Nude if nothing else.
ReplyDeleteAnd who the hell cares about panty lines??? It's a part of life!
100%
ReplyDeleteAlmost all the time
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