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The character of people in line ahead of my by the contents of their carts.
ReplyDeleteThe headlines on the Weekly Globe.
ReplyDeleteThe menu from Popeye's
ReplyDeleteIt used to be the Weekly World News with Bat Boy, Bill Clinton screwing aliens, jet fuel not melting steel beams....but life hasn't been the same since the print version of WWN died, so I just look at the sad pretenders to the GOAT & sigh a lot :-(
ReplyDeleteweeklyworldnews.com - where an alien endorsed Trump. Bill must be PISSED.
+1!
ReplyDeleteI like reading the celebrity "quotes" in US Magazine.
ReplyDeleteThe exit sign.
ReplyDelete@NotThatBeth
ReplyDeleteyuuuus!!! +10000000
My kindle
ReplyDeleteThe New York Post's PAGE SIX. There's always a giggle in there somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThe nutrition information on the bags of candy hanging nearby. Is 97 grams of saturated fat bad?
ReplyDeleteNotice how obese individuals always have lots of Soda and frozen pizza? Never a can of slimfast.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have a can of Slimfast either, that stuff is gross.
ReplyDeleteThat is a repulsive thing to say.
ReplyDeleteI'm addressing jennifer, not you, duh.
ReplyDeleteYou're an idiot, Jennifer. You'd better be at least as young as your avi suggests.
ReplyDeleteI try to gauge which check out person is the fastest!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I usually pick the line where the old lady writing a check!
Celebrity gossip
ReplyDeleteJust check my phone (reevaluate my shopping basket/cart). Anything to keep my eyes away from anything they put near the till: It's a marketing strategy to get you to buy random trinkets you don't need (it's like how they place the essentials at the groceries at the very back, and strategically place all the junk food/toiletries you don't really need survive in the middle—they want you to notice stuff you don't really need and want them). Always try to outsmart marketing people.
ReplyDeleteLast time I feel for it, I ended up buying the Helix Oxford Maths Set (justified by plans to "draw donuts").
I gave up doing that, seeing "young families" doing their weekly groceries always suffocated me (it always made me feel "trapped" for some reason, drove me wild). Also, they'd have carts full of stuff. Consumption! Consumption! Me wants The Constant Gardener.
ReplyDelete@Scandi Sanskrit... I prefer just eating donuts. ✌?
ReplyDeleteGo to the gym.
ReplyDelete+10283758191038474
ReplyDelete@OKay, not Jennifer
ReplyDeleteHa! That works too. ?
ReplyDelete