Twirl and toss pillows up in the air, switch them up and catch them with my other hands..I know how lame is that, lol I had a father that didn't like us making any noise at night ever. So I learned this talent not to wake him up..btw this is when I was a kid. Ty enty I just may have to retry my talent when I get home from work tonight.. :D
I can read and write -- that's pretty much it. Can't make anything, can't fix anything, can't do anything.
I always remember the episode of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is a semi-finalist in an essay contest and wins a trip to Washington, D.C. for her family to attend the finals. When Homer hears the news he lets out a big whoop. "Wow! Who would have ever thought reading and writing would pay off?"
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful. Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so. Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am. Man in Black: Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know. Man in Black: And what is that? Inigo Montoya: I am not left-handed. Man in Black: You are amazing. Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years. Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you. Inigo Montoya: Tell me. Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
"What is your talent?" This puzzles me because i suck at most things. Persistence, maybe. I can persist at most things until they're done. OH! What about: I can annoy many of the 'Anonymous Internet Trolls' out there. Does that count?
I don't know if this is a talent, but I can get any information out of anybody without them even realizing I have. It comes in very handy paired with a good memory.
I'm pretty athletic, I have good hand/eye coordination, idk if that's much of a talent since I'm no longer playing sports lol. I was pretty good at basketball and softball. I'm an okay singer, but not so good that it would ever make me famous lol. Other than that i'm pretty average at everything lol. I can type pretty fast, does that count? lol so lame
Fast reader, about 3-4 books a week. Speak 4 languages. Telling people off. Knowing when my sons did something wrong just by looking at them. That's it.
And here is the cue to go and brag about it.
ReplyDeleteNope nope nope nope nope
ReplyDeleteSpotting the many crazy days and nights fake blinds
ReplyDeleteI can belch the theme to "That Girl"
ReplyDeleteI can play the accordion!
ReplyDelete(Yeah, my parents must've hated me.)
That's so cool! :)
ReplyDeleteI can do absolutely nothing for incredibly long periods of time--but then I need a nap
ReplyDeleteIs sewing a talent? I play guitar a bit but I'm bad at it.
ReplyDeleteTwirl and toss pillows up in the air, switch them up and catch them with my other hands..I know how lame is that, lol I had a father that didn't like us making any noise at night ever. So I learned this talent not to wake him up..btw this is when I was a kid. Ty enty I just may have to retry my talent when I get home from work tonight.. :D
ReplyDeleteunlimited apathy. making cake disappear.
ReplyDeleteI can read and write -- that's pretty much it. Can't make anything, can't fix anything, can't do anything.
ReplyDeleteI always remember the episode of "The Simpsons" where Lisa is a semi-finalist in an essay contest and wins a trip to Washington, D.C. for her family to attend the finals. When Homer hears the news he lets out a big whoop. "Wow! Who would have ever thought reading and writing would pay off?"
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
ReplyDeleteMan in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I am not left-handed.
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
"What is your talent?"
ReplyDeleteThis puzzles me because i suck at most things.
Persistence, maybe.
I can persist at most things until they're done.
OH! What about: I can annoy many of the 'Anonymous Internet Trolls' out there. Does that count?
I'm really good at putting my foot in my mouth
ReplyDeletepissing people off on Facebook
ReplyDeletePiano (got a degree in it even).
ReplyDeleteDrinking large quantities of wine.
ReplyDeleteI'm a really good cook. Also a good eater.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this is a talent, but I can get any information out of anybody without them even realizing I have. It comes in very handy paired with a good memory.
ReplyDeleteI know exactly what everybody else should do at all times. :)
ReplyDeleteDrawing.
ReplyDeleteI'm a doormat. Every time I show kindness and generosity and I start giving, I get shit thrown at me in return.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice. That's much nicer than being a doormat for a talent.
ReplyDeleteI can wiggle my ears.
ReplyDeleteExplaining complex concepts/ issues in simple terms / analogies.
ReplyDeleteI'm dyslexic yet I'm fluent in three languages.
I'm pretty athletic, I have good hand/eye coordination, idk if that's much of a talent since I'm no longer playing sports lol. I was pretty good at basketball and softball. I'm an okay singer, but not so good that it would ever make me famous lol. Other than that i'm pretty average at everything lol. I can type pretty fast, does that count? lol so lame
ReplyDeletelol! best answer of the day! ^^
ReplyDeleteFast reader, about 3-4 books a week. Speak 4 languages. Telling people off. Knowing when my sons did something wrong just by looking at them. That's it.
ReplyDeleteAs it turns out, I think I am really good at being a mother to my sons.
ReplyDeleteI'm also pretty good at making friends, gathering people, social stuff.
Staying sober because of AA
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