Sunday, March 26, 2017

Val Kilmer Has A Thing For Cate Blanchett



Val Kilmer went crazy on soclal media this weekend to talk up his unrequited love for Cate Blanchett. Kilmer, who appeared alongside Blanchett in the 2003 Western "The Missing," started his Cate tweetstorm with a selfie and a recollection of flying across the world in hope of meeting her.

“Once I flew all the way to Australia just to talk to Cate Blanchett. Her husband met me first. Or, instead, I guess, to be accurate,” he wrote, alongside a picture of himself looking despondent.

Things escalated from there, though, with Kilmer declaring that he’s been dreaming about the married mother-of-four as of late. A whole day later, Val was back at it, continuing on his new favorite topic: gushing about Cate Blanchett. Kilmer went on to reveal that he once took a cameo role in a project (presumably "The Missing," in which he played a supporting part alongside Blanchett’s lead) just to work with her. Only problem: He was so “dazzled” by her shovel-handling skills (yes, really) he completely forget his lines. Kilmer’s next tweet: A black-and-white shot of Blanchett, accompanied by a musing of his own: “I mean even if she couldn’t act you know what I mean?”

At this point, some on social media felt it necessary to step in. "Val, She’s a married woman. You’re coming off a little intense. You don’t have to share this all on Twitter. Maybe buy a diary." Kilmer was having none of it, hitting back at one person who’d labelled his tweets creepy: “Nothing in the least creepy about loving someone. What kind of world do you come from?”

And while Blanchett doesn’t have a Twitter account, if she — or perhaps her husband Andrew Upton — find Kilmer’s tweets cause for alarm, fear not: He’s moved on to Jessica Chastain now who he also professed love love love.


13 comments:

  1. May Kilmer and Jodi Sweetin should hook up, they both seem like hot messes!

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  2. JustReading12:17 AM

    The tweets were weird, especially given how infrequently he tweets. I watched them as they appeared...odd.

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  3. shakey12:30 AM

    This made me laugh for some reason. Nice picture of the both of them.

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  4. Is Val stalking pretty women in his final time alive?
    BTW: How is his cancer treatment going?

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  5. MontanaMarriott12:40 AM

    If the rumors are to be believed the way he mistreated his ex wife Joanne Walley, if I were Cate or Jessica I would ruuuuuuuun.

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  6. Scandi Sanskrit1:22 AM

    This is actually hilarious. Legalize weed, America.

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  7. just sayin'2:13 AM

    we already know dude's crazy, lives in his own reality (christian science). also, he was one of cher's youngster boyfriends in the 80's (like tom cruise, which i always interpreted as their being closeted bi. the way he treated his wife, and his lack of comprehension about how this stalker shit would make cate or jessica feel are also indications of deep-seated misogyny to me. ) i'm guessing that either the tumors got into his brain, or he's been hiding this level of craziness for years and the opiates he's now addicted to post-surgery (theory) are making him even crazier.

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  8. dianavonthirstybird2:46 AM

    He had it all. The hottest box office actor of his day. Wildly popular with the ladies. His wife caught him in the film trailer with Drew Barrymore and that was all she wrote. He had a couple of waitress girlfriends after Cher and Cindy Crawford dumped him for bad behavior. Karma is a real b----!

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  9. Zilla18:12 AM

    Oh. Val. Take a hint from Aaron Carter's weird tweets about his ex, Hillary, and dial it back a bit.

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  10. SnarkIsFun8:54 AM

    Time for a psych evaluation for Val?

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  11. No way in hell weed is responsible for the hot mess that is Val Kilmer.

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  12. Hortensia11:13 AM

    If Kilmer's ill, and on medication, the Rx can often present with behavioral changes. For instance, those on Parkinsons meds can develop addictions, all different kinds of addictions. Not saying Kilmer's on meds for Parkinsons. Just presenting info.

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  13. Hot Cola7:39 AM

    The man has good taste

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