Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #4

February 3, 2017

It has been almost a year, but this married foreign born permanent A list celebrity only works out at a gym when one specific woman is there. If she is not there he does not show up.

David Beckham

11 comments:

  1. James3:18 AM

    If she doesn't show up how does he know when to show up/not show up does he call ahead and ask if x is in today

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  2. Tee Dee3:42 AM

    Beware David 'cause the chick might have a dick.

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  3. longtimereader3:44 AM

    I bet she looks like a younger version of his wife.

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  4. He might like that.

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  5. Bend It Like Beckham5:01 AM

    Once a man has ruined wifey-vag with baby making, they crave tight gym-vag. True story

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  6. mockmuhwords5:03 AM

    @Bend

    duh. true story is called science.

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  7. Bend It Like Beckham5:17 AM

    Doh! Sense of humor bypass.

    www.menshealth.com/sex-women/vagina-urban-myths

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  8. Allie7:44 AM

    Sorry boys. Girls can get a surgery to tighten and make the "after baby vag" perfect again. Probably better looking than before. Don't think Victoria hasn't done it. She's vain. Simply put, no matter how hot the female is, a guy will grow tired of fucking her.

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  9. Sd auntie1:23 PM

    Well, i look for my X's car prior to entering the gym. Just saying... wishe Becks went to my gym.. time would fly...

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  10. Shortie1:43 PM

    C-sections do not change the tightness. A scar, yes, but just as tight as always were.
    One good thing about a c-section.

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  11. george clooney clone3:56 AM

    ok just to balance this out ............
    lets talk about the saggyness of the ball sacs!

    ps a womans vagina is made to give birth and then retract
    as men get older the penis tends to retract.....hiding under the man pregnancy....into the pubic hair....

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