February 17, 2017
At a fashion show this week, this A+ list singer said that her foreign born actor boyfriend sent her a video of him having sex with another woman that he meant to sent to the woman. Apparently the video was taken a few weeks ago.
Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom (and ten days later, announced their split)
What did she expect from him? Does she know how to do background checks?
ReplyDeleteSounds just like Katy's type.
ReplyDeleteAccidental? No way.
ReplyDeleteOrlando was probably sending it to her on purpose but said it was an accident.
(He probably found a woman who would do a sex act Katy wouldn't do.)
By using the word 'woman' are we talking about a female female or a female barn animal? Nothing about this (fill in the blanks) would surprise me.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me think of Howard Stern story. He went to Jennifer Aniston's wedding and was sitting with Orlando Bloom, who he said he didn't know. He kept telling Orlando how good looking he was, how did he have time to go to the wedding, why wasn't he on a date, etc. Much funnier how he told the story, I think he even danced with him.
ReplyDelete(shrugs) Someone tell Katy to go cry in Hillarity's armpit.
ReplyDeleteShe's beautiful and talented but she needs to try a non famous guy. Most famous guys seem like they're either gay or jerks. I feel bad for her.
ReplyDeleteBut they were still together at an Oscars after party
ReplyDeleteOstensibly, yes. But the practice is hard. Take me for instance. I don't work in the industry, but I've got a decent job in a professional field. Assume that my looks would make me attractive to KP (which I can't for a second imagine, but stick with me). I wouldn't enjoy being in a relationship with KP. Because of her career. I want a GF who is around to be in a relationship with me. I want her to have a career she loves, and I understand if said career occasionally disrupts plans. That is life, and I understand that. But I want to see my gf regularly for companionship, boning, etc. KP travels all the time. Only someone in a similar field would understand that situation, be OK with it, and maybe even seek it out. It is why models and rockstars date all the time. They understand the constant travel and unavailability of people in the other profession. KP would do well with a "civilian" but I am not sure the civilian could deal with her schedule.
ReplyDeleteThe 10 thing corresponds with her radical hair change, as well as the fact that they looked awkward in photos. I'm sure they stuck it out for any number of work related issues.
ReplyDelete[…] Perry and Orlando Bloom have confirmed their split. In *completely* unrelated news, anyone remember this blind item from last […]
ReplyDelete@Frenchgirl, a lot of celebrities go to Oscar and other parties and split right after. They don't want to miss the party or the publicity.
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And she will be back on John Mayer's dick in 3.2.1....
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