This foreign born permanent A list celebrity is also the offspring of permanent A list celebrities. We'll call him Mr. H. Because of his family ties, his career trajectory is pretty much a slam dunk. The problem is that the Mr H is only in the position he's in because of his family connections. He is not very talented in his niche and his public likability factor is not that great either. It also doesn't help that Mr H also suffers from frequent foot-in-mouth-disease and likes to mouth off about stuff in public that he shouldn't.
Mr H's personal life also has a history of being messy, and a good portion of the mess has been public. You'd have to be living on Mars not to know about it. Anyway, there are several situations involving Mr. H that are not known publicly. These scandals, if made public, would make the prior stuff involving our celebrity look like a day at Disneyland. Mr. H is very nervous right now because of a recent event that may unearth one of these secrets. If one of these particular situations were to become public knowledge, it would cause big problems for Mr H and his career path going forward. Not only could it totally derail those career plans, but also could do some serious damage in his personal life.
But, before we get to that, we need to take a trip in the Wayback Machine for a little history on this guy. As I already wrote, he has some character issues. He's self centered and at heart, weak and ineffectual. This is mostly due to his upbringing. Mr. H also has a monster ego and sense of righteousness- and a nasty streak a mile wide if he's challenged. It's his way or the highway. He's also had a history of making bad decisions about women, mostly because he vacillates between being weak and then alpha aggressive. Big time Mommy issues. No one can reign this guy in, not even his family members. One of his worst choices was to get involved with a particular woman when he was younger. He moved on from that eventually, but that particular woman lurked in the background of his life for a long time, causing a lot of collateral damage later. Mr H has also had a number of public relationships that did not work out. He eventually did get married- for the wrong reasons- and the marriage was a total disaster that played itself out in the public eye. What made it worse was that Mr. H cheated-- a lot. Not only did he cheat publicly, but had other not-publicly known liaisons, including an affair with the hired help. Those around him were horrified about his bad judgment and a good deal of time and energy had to be spent doing damage control around his public image. This stuff had all the makings of an epic rubbish fire.
Now, back to the present day. Mr. H is on pins and needles because of a potentially emerging scandal which would dredge up all the old stories of his past. The scenario he is worried about involves a young woman who we'll call Miss E. Miss E is a B list celebrity in her own little circle. She and her family have been close to Mr. H and his family for years. What the public doesn't know is that Mr H had a long term affair with Miss E, starting from when she was barely out of her teens. Miss E harbored fantasies for years about marrying Mr. H. He, of course, strung her along with false promises about where the relationship was going (which was nowhere). The affair went on for a long time before she realized she was just being strung along. The problem is that Mr H could be so charming at times that she just could not say no to him, even though she knew she'd never be anything more than a hookup. Despite her attempts to break free from him, Miss E always went back when he called. One reason was low self esteem. The other was the money he would send her way. Several of her friends know about the couple. They also know that something that happened recently between the pair has the potential to expose their relationship which would make front page news and ruin Mr. H for all time.
Prince Hot Ginge and Chelsey Davey?
ReplyDeleteN\m Ginge never married.
ReplyDeletePrince Albert
Prince Andrew
ReplyDeletePrince Andrew and someone.
ReplyDeleteThe Hot Ginge has never been married.
Ok to be different, Prince/King Felipe of Spain?
ReplyDeleteAnd Brooke Shields?
ReplyDeletePrince H has never been married.
ReplyDeleteIn the closet.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Weiner?
ReplyDeletePrince Charles. Bad marriage (Diana). Old lover lurking (Camilla). Thinking of the recent death of Tara Palmer Tomkinson.
ReplyDeleteI think this might be Chuck.
ReplyDeletePrince charles
ReplyDeletePrince Andrew or Prince Albert.
ReplyDeleteAndrew had the disastrous marriage, but Albert is the one with the "career trajectory" set up by birth.
Prince Charles and Pippa?? ewww.
ReplyDeletePrince Charles and Tara Parker-Tomlinson
ReplyDeleteDoes the offspring of royalty really have to be "talented" in his "career?"
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess: Donald J Trump.
ReplyDeleteThe description fits his personality.
James Rothschild? I can't recall if he was previously married before Nicky Hilton, but that could be the Mr H connection.
ReplyDeleteTPT is rumoured to have taken Williams v card.
ReplyDeleteJust for fun, how about Prince Charles?
ReplyDeleteNot foreign born...
ReplyDeleteRobert F. Kennedy Jr? Marriage to Mary Richardson a very public disaster. Currently married to Cheryl Hines who is in way over her head.
ReplyDeleteMiss E could be any silly young woman on the periphery of the Hyannisport Compound, I suppose.
No A List parents.
ReplyDeleteYou're not the droid we're looking for.
ReplyDeletehow do you like my avatar? Thank you for your help sandy!
ReplyDeletePrince William
ReplyDeletePrince Andrew and Tara Palmer Tomkinson?
ReplyDeleteVery nice √
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day sandy!
ReplyDeletei am liking the guesses here, but who is the hired help? :o
ReplyDeleteYou too ryan
ReplyDeleteThis is it. Lets not forget he also had an affair with Catherine Zeta Jones.
ReplyDeleteYou need a shave @ryan ?
ReplyDeleteJust kidding-fun avi!
Tiggy - the nanny for William and Harry who was later Charles's personal assistant.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-485569/Charles-Tiggy-rumour-affair-wont-away.html
Prince Andrew & Tara PT
ReplyDeleteRuin him please! You'll get plenty of Self Esteem after that. Nothing like excersising your own power over someone to give you a taste of power.
ReplyDeletemost of it sounds like Prince Charles with Tara P T being the recent story that could expose the relationship. But does he, "suffer from frequent foot-in-mouth-disease?"
ReplyDeleteCharles was also TPT's godfather, so that would add yet another level of skeeve to this!
ReplyDeleteThis has Prince Andrew written all over it
ReplyDeleteThe porchy boy the horse trainer's son when her majesty and Phillip were on a break
Diasterous marriage Fergie
Koo stark former soft pork star
Known and always covered up pedophile
haha i had to get an avi going because an imposter has shown up here :/
ReplyDeletewait, what!? i'd never heard about this.
ReplyDeletewell, he once said he wanted to be a tampon :)
ReplyDeletethis discussion is amazing. who is porchy boy? tell!
ReplyDeleteWasnt tan man's mom born in Scotland?
ReplyDeleteBlind was confusing, I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out. Just wanted to pop in and say that the little exchange between Ryan and Sandy at the top of the comments was adorable. Nice avatar :)
ReplyDelete@information desk, what are you talking about in regards to the pedophile thing? First I've heard of it but I don't follow the royals much.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually not pedophilia (and I really hate it when people label EVERYTHING that; it detracts from genuine victims). But Andrew is known to have a thing for teen girls.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was actually me with Prince Hot Ginge.
ReplyDeleteI wish
TPT died recently.
ReplyDeleteMr. H = Highgrove, the name of Prince Charles country estate?
ReplyDeleteRumors that Pr Andrew's bio dad is late Lord Porchester (Porchy) who was the Queen's racing manager. I think he eventually inheritied Earl of Carvervon title. There is an astonishing resemblance
ReplyDeleteAndrew is nowhere near in line to the throne so the trajectory is off.
ReplyDeletePrince Charles, what career path?
ReplyDeleteHE WILL NEVER BE KING. Had the Queen wanted him to become King, she would have done so already, I mean, bloody hell, Charles is nearly 70 years old.
Andrew also, what career path does he have? His line to succeed the throne is like a mad scribble and his 'work' includes pocketing money from various dubious dictators and unsavoury organisations.
Andrew wouldn't be made King if he was the last Royal on earth.
The Queen has made it very clear that William was going to succeed the throne, and therefor only William was/is being prepped for this job.
So this should be Prince Albert from Monaco, except, the marriage part. Albert has lots of skeletons in the closet, a racially mixed love child, he's dumb as a rock, spoilt and self absorbed, entitled and a joke. But not married before this current (poor girl) wife.
So I assume entry thinks either Charles, or Andrew have a 'career path' .....okay enty, sure they do....Charles' vegetable garden and Andrew's sleeping 'til noon must be what one considers a career, while William, running around the world representing the monarchy like a future king, is presumably not evidence enough.
If he's hinting at Andrew, the woman could be Koo Stark or Angie Everhart. I don't think this is Charles.
One of the Kennedys. We're any of them born abroad?
ReplyDeleteIf the Queen wanted Charles to become King she would have died already? What claptrap. She takes the monarchy and succession very seriously. She won't abdicate. The Big C gets the job whenever she dies. Not a moment earlier. They won't leapfrog him for William. Never happen. That is not how that job plays out.
ReplyDelete@OKay gotcha. Nobody ever uses the term ephebophilia. But... still really creepy.
ReplyDeleteBeth - don't be so bloody stupid. Charles will renounce the throne as soon as Queen Elizabeth dies, to make Prince William the successor.
ReplyDeleteThat's how it's planned.
Marlo, I thought you were British. There is no way that Queen Elizabeth would give up her throne, just to make Charles King. It isn't done that way. I agree, Charles will likely not be King for long,I believe it was condition of his marriage to Camilla. But he will get his title, and Prince William will be King,as he has his proper wife and heir and spare, I do think that needed to be in place as they would not want to cast doubt on the line of succession.
ReplyDeleteOh, and regarding the blind, I do think this has something to do with the drug addict socialite who died recently. I think they are received at the palace.
ReplyDeleteRelieved,not received.
ReplyDeleteChuck and edward look like their dad phillip, andrew doesn't.
ReplyDeletethank you for all the posts here. very very interesting stuff
ReplyDelete@ryan , maybe you should watch The Crown, on Netflix.
ReplyDeleteNo the deal with Charles being allowed to marry Camilla is she will never be queen only princess consort or queen consort a much lesser title than Queen and no way is Charles stepping aside for Bill Middleton he's already been taking on a lot of the queen's bidding for a few years now cutting out Andrew's precious princesses from yearly stipend and security detail
ReplyDeleteGuesser - you either did not read my posts or you have trouble understanding, since what you said is what I said!?!
ReplyDeleteYou reiterated my thoughts exactly.
100% British royalty: the family can't "reign" him in, and use of the word "rubbish" being clues. With a slam-dunk career ahead complicated by "mommy issues" it's got to be Charles. Miss E isn't dead, so it's not TPT. Don't know who she is but I'll bet she's pregnant.
ReplyDelete@marlo, it maybe what you mean, but I and others thought that it sounds like Charles would never be King, and while it would surprise no one if he abdicated to William, he would still have the title of King Charles. I do think a big scandal is brewing for him, that Tara's death is becoming more unseemly.
ReplyDeleteJust saw this today! wonder how this figures in, if at all?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4229358/Tara-Palmer-Tomkinson-NEVER-brain-tumour.html
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's devastated sister says she died from a perforated ulcer NOT a brain tumour as coroner's report is revealed
its definitely on the list of stuff to watch guesser! thanks xxx
ReplyDelete@ryan, amazing how her cause of death was so quick determined, dispite the decomposing body, and no one being with her close to her time of death. George Michael's body is still being held, despite the short time his body was discovered, security footage, and cooperation with the people who saw him last. Tara was known to be back on drugs, and she was a loose cannon to the royals when under the influence. She was in financial trouble, lied about her brain tumor,(it was a common pituitary gland tumor, which is treatable), perhaps she was in the way.
ReplyDeleteActually, this is incorrect. He isn't her godfather. He didn't meet Tara's father until after she was born, unless her parents didn't christen her until she was 2. He's merely a close family friend.
ReplyDeleteBy whom? Remembering that William is 11 years younger than she was and that she was "otherwise engaged" when this would have been possible. Not many women of her background and upbringing would do such a thing at 28/29 with an 18 year old boy still at Eton.
ReplyDeleteYou really mustn't believe everything you read in the UK press.
ReplyDeleteShe gave an interview stating that she had a benign pituitary tumour which was being treated. More seriously she was suffering from Granulomatosis which had been misdiagnosed for some time.
The brain tumour angle was seized upon by the media as an initial cause of death prior to the coroner's report.
Her sister merely wanted to clear up the speculation in the media.
It's true that Tara did have relapses in her addiction, but that wasn't a factor at the time of her death.
George Michael's circumstances are completely different as his cause of death can't be attributed until his toxicology results are known.
The question you need to be asking is why Tara's addictions were made so public and the timing of it way back when.
It's not that difficult to go to rehab anonymously, especially in a different country.
What might come to light is who her main investor was in her fashion line.
Anyway poor girl.
She was a lovely person and great fun and deserved a family life, something which she never had.
@Enty, be circumspect with what a certain aristocratic daughter in Hollywood is feeding you as it would never make press.
ReplyDelete@Hampshire,did you know her? Your right,it seems the media did make it seem as if she didn't tell the truth, but as you said, she did properly identify the tumor,and surely they would have found that information easily. Very sad she died alone, she seemed to have a lot of fair weather friends ,. Seems quite pleasant in interviews.
ReplyDeleteAha! Thanks for correcting my Wikipedia Fail ?
ReplyDeleteLOL, I thought the same thing. "Damn that Queen! Why won't she die already?!" The Windsors seem pretty long-lived on top of that, I mean the Queen Mother was what, 102 when she died?
ReplyDeleteI love QEII, hope she lives forever! :)
GREAT series. I was already an anglophile, now more so.
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ReplyDeleteGeorge Michael's body was finally released for a funeral a couple of months ago. He's been buried (or cremated?)
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