January 5, 2017
This former A+ list mostly movie actor crashed down to A-/B+ list for well over a decade. The past few years has seen him crawl his way back to A list. To keep the momentum going and to try and land some more Oscar hardware, our actor plans on going full frontal in a movie to be filmed this year. Not just a second or one shot, but multiple scenes of him in his full glory.
Kevin Costner
Ew. Please no.
ReplyDeleteNobody wants to see 61 year olds full frontal on big screens. It's tough enough watching them in Speedos strutting around on the beach (mostly with beer guts hanging down below the groin area, which I doubt Costner has )
ReplyDeleteI'd be interested in seeing his junk.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't seem like the type of action that would cause one to be A+
ReplyDeletesave us the pain please!!!
ReplyDeleteOh goody, stretched out, dingly-dangly low hanging oldballs.
ReplyDeletePotential titles: Dances with Balls Out, Ball Durham, Phalus of Dreams, The 10" Post Man, Exposed Figures, yeah these are dumb, sorry...
ReplyDeleteEww no, no one wants to see that anymore, maybe back in the late 80's/early 90's when he was at his prime, but not now.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't have a great body when he was young. Now it's just flabbier and saggier.
ReplyDeleteHopefully he'll use a wiener double.
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner is not a nice man. I have confidential info to back that up.
ReplyDeleteWell, given I was reading this as Mel Gibson, Costner would be a step up.
ReplyDeleteThey give Oscars for that now?
ReplyDeleteWhat a disgusting idea, Costner going full frontal. At least he is not lena dungham, or cher, or madonna, but it is nightmare fuel anyway.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he'll have a r e a l l y long beard.
ReplyDeleteAgree.
ReplyDeleteHey look how it rejuvenated Jason Segel's career. He is a huge star now!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's too old for this shit.
ReplyDeleteThere was an IMDB trivia item that mentioned the last time he tried full frontal.
ReplyDelete"His frontal nude scene in For Love of the Game (1999) was reportedly deleted after being met with laughter at test screenings."
Who wants to see his old pack??
ReplyDeletehahaha...fact
ReplyDeleteWhat? You don't love saggy man-balls?
ReplyDeleteit was very painful to watch, i don't like js, but im so sooorrrrry for him/his....
ReplyDeleteSandybrook: Costner is indeed disgusting, but did you see Captain Fantastic? Viggo is 58!
ReplyDeleteLol, actors and studios can float their fool ideas here first to gauge the reaction. There's got to me similar forums in other countries too.
ReplyDelete"Sorry Mr. Costner, we've got a 90% "Ew!" rating on this"
Not bad looking for his age, but I'm not sure if audiences would be willing to see Costner bare all on screen. He is known to be the exhibitionist so perhaps this is a way to give himself a thrill.
ReplyDeleteI love Kevin Koster. Upside of Anger. He was so great in that. I always believe him; think he's kind of underrated as an actor.
ReplyDeleteWhat's so terrible about aging anyway? Happens to the best of us. Get over it.
No one wants to see a 60 year old pecker!
ReplyDelete"If you've got it, flaunt it. If not - cover it up!" Do we need to start a "cover it up" fund for Mr. Costner?
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