Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Blind Item #6

Dear Closeted Actors/Celebrities Under 30,

All of you are being trolled. Yes, including you Mr. New Guy/celebrity offspring who did the whole tweener network thing. I know you think the former tweener actress turned wannabe/will probably be a porn star before being the next Lindsay Lohan is doing you a favor by hanging out with you in public. She isn't. She goes through your phone with a purpose. Pictures and contacts. She will return later in your career for a payoff.

Love & Bacon,

Enty

 

 

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