Blind Items Revealed #6
December 16, 2016
I have heard of some strange clothing fetishes in my day, but this one is right up there. It involves an A list singer. I know she didn’t do it during her marriage, but since her marriage ended, it has been one of her mainstays. Maybe it is her reaction to not having a very good marriage. If she is at home, she will only have sex after wearing a wedding dress. OK, she will also have sex while wearing the wedding dress. This is a wedding dress she bought at some point but did not wear to her wedding. The dress is worn out. She will leave it on for an entire weekend if she is with someone just because she does not want to bother with taking it on and off every time they have sex. It apparently reeks of pot and cigarette smoke. There are food stains and other kind of stains. Not going to take an ultraviolet light to that thing if you know what I am saying. Sometimes she seems so normal and then you hear about things like this and some other strange things she does in her life and you start to wonder just how normal she really is.
Katy Perry
She never seems normal.
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ReplyDeleteEnty I've been waiting patiently for you to reveal one about Mimi so we can have fun with her incident from the other night. :(
ReplyDeleteA Miss Havisham for the new century.
ReplyDeleteHoly shitballs, I've gotten two right in 10 years. I've finally peaked!!
ReplyDeleteShe's from a right wing religious family so maybe she's messed up about sex before marriage/sin all that jazz. It's hard to break religious taboo indoctrination. People brought up by religious parents are often the most kinky.
ReplyDeleteReminds of the Friends' episode where Phoebe and Monica don wedding dresses and hang out in apartment
ReplyDeleteThis is such a stupid lie, maybe someone is a Russell fan.
ReplyDeleterofl. Miss Havishams wedding gown was my first thought.
ReplyDeleteHaving a hard time believing this one buuut she is giving off vibes of having lost her sanity finally so maybe. Is Orlando really that desperate for a sugar mama?
ReplyDeleteI wonder who the source is. Household staff? Pizza delivery person? One-weekend stand? John Mayer?
ReplyDeleteWhen has she ever seemed normal? Lol
ReplyDeleteThis story reeks of probably one drunken weekend where she wore the dress all weekend and reported by someone at that party or who heard a story. Doubt if she pulls it out every time she wants sex.
ReplyDeleteSeems normal for an ageing MK Ultra sex kitten.
ReplyDeleteI want for Katy Perry to totally flip out and join the Church of the Subgenius, start ranting about "Bob", slack, Xists and the Conspiracy at one of her shows.
ReplyDeleteI do think there is an alternate reality where she was born into that church, and I want to see that version of Part of Me.
Bob's Burgers has it - she comes from a religious fundie family and they're all fucked up. "I Kissed A Girl" was hugely scandalous with those morons.
ReplyDeleteIf Perry were more interesting I'd feel sorry for her. The only thing I've ever actually liked in her act is how much she hates the even more robotic and vacuous Swifty. I'm Team Katy in that game.
Wouldn't a wedding dress be a boner killer though?
ReplyDeleteShe isn't normal. Nothing's "normal" with her.
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