Thursday, January 19, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #5

January 10, 2017

This foreign born permanent A list model not named Kate Moss swept a huge pile of coke off a table because she didn’t think it was good enough quality It was good enough for the ten other people waiting for their turn who paid for it.

Naomi Campbell

16 comments:

  1. sandybrook2:38 AM

    Are you saying they did it off the damn floor?

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  2. count jerkula2:42 AM

    Shit like that earn a bitch some lumps.

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  3. Wendell2:49 AM

    As they say, once you've had the best... F- the rest!

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  4. GoTrollUrSelf2:55 AM

    Why should she put up with sub par drugs? Let the peasants hoover that ish.

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  5. Enty - you forgot to list this as a kindness since Naomi probably detected something deadly in it like Remy in Ratatouille. Good deed for the year done!

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  6. dutch3:54 AM

    That is just rude. I hope the other people yanked her wig off her head.

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  7. Barbara RiceHand5:00 AM

    No. It's like when you're doing pills and all fucked up and clean the table off bc it looks dirty. Then 2 minutes later you realize that the stuff was pieces of pills you wiped off the talble. So now you are combing thru the carpet picking up every piece trying to find that half a pill. Smh. You'll never find it though.

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  8. Derek Harvey7:23 AM

    Exactly. Coke around here is often spiked with much worse drugs like fetanyl that can kill...Naomi knows her coke so this should be a kindness...

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  9. GoTrollUrSelf7:46 AM

    @Barbara RiceHand
    But every once in a while, a random mystery pill shows up in the watch pocket of your jeans, so that's cool. Hypothetically.

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  10. Just like at Studio 54 back in the day...

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  11. Emily8:11 AM

    I shouldn't be too excited since this was an easy guess but this was the first time I was the first to guess and it was right! Maybe now my parents will love me ;)

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  12. Derek Harvey11:58 AM

    No Mookshi--they never have and never will---ugly byotch.

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  13. Riven3:47 PM

    Naomi looks like a model on good coke. Kate looks like a model on inferior coke.

    She should just distribute business cards with Kate's face on them FFS.

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  14. ^ This +1

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  15. Did you mean to reply to my post?

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  16. Arrrgh!4:27 AM

    Wow, is this the real Count returned?

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