Blind Items Revealed #5
January 10, 2017
This foreign born permanent A list model not named Kate Moss swept a huge pile of coke off a table because she didn’t think it was good enough quality It was good enough for the ten other people waiting for their turn who paid for it.
Naomi Campbell
Are you saying they did it off the damn floor?
ReplyDeleteShit like that earn a bitch some lumps.
ReplyDeleteAs they say, once you've had the best... F- the rest!
ReplyDeleteWhy should she put up with sub par drugs? Let the peasants hoover that ish.
ReplyDeleteEnty - you forgot to list this as a kindness since Naomi probably detected something deadly in it like Remy in Ratatouille. Good deed for the year done!
ReplyDeleteThat is just rude. I hope the other people yanked her wig off her head.
ReplyDeleteNo. It's like when you're doing pills and all fucked up and clean the table off bc it looks dirty. Then 2 minutes later you realize that the stuff was pieces of pills you wiped off the talble. So now you are combing thru the carpet picking up every piece trying to find that half a pill. Smh. You'll never find it though.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Coke around here is often spiked with much worse drugs like fetanyl that can kill...Naomi knows her coke so this should be a kindness...
ReplyDelete@Barbara RiceHand
ReplyDeleteBut every once in a while, a random mystery pill shows up in the watch pocket of your jeans, so that's cool. Hypothetically.
Just like at Studio 54 back in the day...
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't be too excited since this was an easy guess but this was the first time I was the first to guess and it was right! Maybe now my parents will love me ;)
ReplyDeleteNo Mookshi--they never have and never will---ugly byotch.
ReplyDeleteNaomi looks like a model on good coke. Kate looks like a model on inferior coke.
ReplyDeleteShe should just distribute business cards with Kate's face on them FFS.
^ This +1
ReplyDeleteDid you mean to reply to my post?
ReplyDeleteWow, is this the real Count returned?
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