If our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort thinks conversion will get her more money, she is mistaken. Now, not only will no one marry her, but they won't even pay to sleep with her. I don't think she has quite thought things through.
Oh Lilo
ReplyDeleteDuh lindsay
ReplyDeleteWhat's she converting to this time?
ReplyDeletePlus if it's lilo she's trying to talk to them in a British accent..
ReplyDeleteDid she sleep again with some arab . Sorry. Not a question.
ReplyDeleteIslam, she has been escorting in turkey/gulf states etc.
ReplyDeleteShe would be making a huge mistake if she did for the reasons enty points out, on top of that as a muslim a whole different set of rules and expectations would come into effect if she continues to stay in muslim countries.
A very, very bad idea for someone like lilo.
She didn't convert to Islam a couple of years ago?
ReplyDeleteA woman of ill repute is enough to drive a male relative who is not onboard to restore the family honor. These stories are numerous. This woman has no career but has enough money to go to school and try to salvage 'her life.' Sad she doesn't have good friends. Maybe she sees other people like Janet and Eve get with billionaires and thinks these guys are low hanging fruit for her, 'the actress.' Good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she can borrow Michael's fishnet tank top and make a burka out of it.
ReplyDeleteMarrying into Islam would suit her. She's (allegedly) used to taking beatings anyway.
ReplyDeleteI feel kind of bad for Lilo, if only because she didn't stand a chance. Her parents were not a solid foundation for her and have never cared about her well-being. All they saw with her growing up was dollar signs. It's really sad. No one cares about her and as a result she needs to try to find solace in people who will continue to take advantage. She needs serious help.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, this is a huge understatement. Her parents are batshit crazy drug addicts/alcoholics. Total fucking wastes. It will take a miracle for her to get help.
ReplyDeleteHow do you guys think it'll go down when it happens? Feeling a little morbid today and thinking about the end of the road here.
ReplyDeleteMystery disappearance? Parts washing up in the Black Sea? Something more public? Or, and I wouldn't want to guess at the odds, but getting clean, sober, and clawing her way back à la RDJ? "Rock bottom" having a different meaning to each person, clearly.
She doesent even know WHAT help to ask for and where. Cash dont count.
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Islam is a religion, not a region. Its adherents can have any accent or speak any language they want.
ReplyDelete@OKay. Lindsey Lohan is American with an American accent. Sometimes she speaks in a British accent because she is crazy and on drugs. Nothing to do with Islam. Got it!?
ReplyDeleteThing is, no matter what, RDJ was charming and talented and likable. He always admitted he struggled and desperately wanted to be better. He went to jail, he made no excuses. I remember him saying to judge, it's like I keep putting loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste. Something like that. And he accepted his punishments and did the time. He never blamed everyone else, stole from friends and ruined productions, throwing tantrums and driving people crazy. He self destructed and obviously hated himself for it. He also did the long hard work to get better and was genuine in making amends, so people rooted for him. Lilo has burned everyone who ever put a hand out to help and then threw them under bus, tossing chance after chance while acting fully entitled and blameless - and not being particularly talented or charming. Too many are so much better, nicer, more humble, more appreciative. RDJ is all those things and has never forgotten how far he has come, nor how low he has been. The staggering amounts he gives to help other addicts and fund housing and programs - quietly- is so admirable and speaks volumes. Hard to root for Lilo like people rooted for RDJri succeed, though don't wish her ill. Just wish her some sense of responsibility and awareness and humility and doubt any of that could ever be in her deck of cards.
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ReplyDeleteOn Point.
Lilo wears a hijab and carries the Koran to ingratiate herself with a specific taker as long as he has what she seeks the most in this world; money. By my analysis, 'the guy' she is pursuing is not a space alien but you can take a wild guess at it. Her game has nothing to do with Islam because she is a money gamer, an ignorant one at that. Her interest in the Russian fellow followed a similar pattern.
ReplyDeleteCultured, wealthy and titled Arab men would not be caught dead with a woman like Lohan. They date them secretly in far away countries. By date I mean sleep with. They never, ever, ever take these skank whores home to meet mum and dad. She will be dead by the end of the year from some kind of 'accident.' Today was dubbed the saddest day of the year by some professor. That's why we are all feeling like there's no tomorrow. For Lohan that might be true.
ReplyDeleteIslam is a totalitarian political system disguised as a religion.
ReplyDeleteWell said PSDoc
ReplyDeleteWhat an excellent analysis, hopefully Lohan will read this, though doubtful.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, it is a very sad day, indeed. How do you think she still commands a premium for escorting? Do you think people still see her as a beautiful child star, gone bad, rather than a thieving lying drug addict, and how does she get away with stealing all these things from everyone and never getting in serious trouble? Supposedly she owes millions to the IRS and her accounts in the US are frozen, and according to enty stole a $200,000 bracelet from a john yet shows up on the red carpet wearing it, according to another site. Does she even have a home, she's in Turkey, Dubai, Greece, Syria...so bizarre, no?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, no to mean, it's amazing she's still alive and grifting, escorting, shooting up. Wouldn't most people just keel over. I dont know how her body takes it. Im early 40's and if I have more than a bottle of wine I can barely function, but seems like she could drink a case and hit the red carpet. Doesn't she have a million people after her too, yet still hits the red carpet grinning? It's so strange...???
ReplyDeleteWhy did she delete all her insta pictures and twitter, and why did Ali do it too?
ReplyDeleteIsn't the mom getting foreclosed on?
ReplyDelete@ad,
ReplyDeleteAnother boating "accident" somewhere in Europe. Unfortunately, when everyone knows about her partying ways, it won't be too hard to eccept she got hight and fell overboard...
Sad Lilo.
I think that Lindsay's red hair and light eyes are popular with Middle Eastern men. I thought she was in hiding cause she stole some guys watch? Ps Doctor -enjoyed your positive word about RDJ and feel much respect for him. Overcoming addiction of any kind is hell but can be done. Wish Lindsay the same even though she is a thief and a liar.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Oprah bail her out a few years ago? Maybe she needs to direct her back to Iyanla so she can fix her life. #GodBlessLilo
ReplyDeletePrincess Diana also fell in love with a Pakistani doctor. His mother, although she admired and liked Diana, said she would never approve of her as a bride for her son. This is how Islam is. LL may feel that be embracing Islam she will be more able to relate to her 'customers'. It is akin to learning about lawn mowers when you work with landscapers.
ReplyDeleteI used to feel sorry for LL, i mean, she was a cute and talented girl. But when you have had this many chances, and you spat on so many people, trying to help you, by stealing from them, lying to them, and betraying them, you don't really deserve any more compassion.
ReplyDeleteShe would sell her soul to the devil at this point (oh wait, maybe that's what she's actually doing), and that shows what kind of person she is, because not all drug addicts do, what she does.
She survived Russians, I'm not sure with Arabs....they aren't even humane to their own daughters and wives, let alone some druggie Hollywood has-been prozzy...oh dear.
RDJ has a lot of good qualities, LILO has none. She is an empty person with no soul.
ReplyDeleteIts really sad, shes such a talented actress. If only she'd take a vow of abstinance or something and work at using her real gifts and not just her body :(
ReplyDeleteGood analysis Doc
http://www.inquisitr.com/3890847/did-lindsay-lohan-convert-to-islam-actress-deletes-all-instagram-posts/
ReplyDelete*facepalm* Can someone explain to Enty that this is getting ridiculous.