Blind Item #12 -Golden Globes
This part-time actress/full-time model with the unusually hard to spell last name was the butt of a lot of jokes last night and probably didn't know it. People would ask to pose with her and she would give this pursed lip Jennifer Lopez smoky eyed thing every time and no other pose. It became a running joke to see if anyone could just get her to be natural.
Emily Rayljkowski
ReplyDeleteRatajkowsi lol
ReplyDeleteWhy is it unusually hard? It should just be plain hard. Unusually hard would be if it were spelled the same but pronounced Smith
ReplyDeleteThe video of her on the red carpet was embarrassing. It was JLo + Lea Michelle x 1000.
ReplyDeletei can't pronounce or spell her name either.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I like Enty's "butt of a lot of jokes" line!
Ratatouille gets parts in movies that require her to get naked. And that's the only thing that's good about her acting.
ReplyDeleteHere's the Emily blind! Is Enty' making these up from the comments or are we Pychic?
ReplyDeleteI noticed she kept doing the J-Lo squinty-eyed, open-lipped thing for the cameras. She looked like a moron.
ReplyDeleteWho takes Emily seriously. She lives on the beach in a bikini or half naked. She is annoying.
ReplyDeleteNope, she is hot. Hence her paycheck.
ReplyDeleteWhy was she even there?
ReplyDeleteThere are after party red carpet pics of her holding her dress open too
ReplyDeleteAtrocious dress & joke-generating face. Why is she a "star", again?
ReplyDeleteShe is quite pretty but she is such a narcissistic prima donna - anyone who has to post so many naked photos of their body obviously isn't that confident.
ReplyDeleteAnyone with a basic grasp of Polish last names would not deem this one hard. Educate yourself
ReplyDeleteShe's a T&A superstar you know. Gotta show them.
ReplyDeleteWell sure, it'd be easy for someone from Milwaukee.
ReplyDeleteCome on. Yes, educate yourself in basic Polish, because we have SUCH a giant Polish community in every town in the US, plus they've just totally infiltrated Hollywood. For native English speakers, MOST Polish names are hard. It's like someone puked a bunch of random consonants…then you alter or skip pronouncing half of them. As a clue for your average US reader, it's a good one. But thanks for letting us know how superior you are, and that "Ratajkowski" is an *easy* one. I'm sure your pronunciation of most names from all international languages is flawless.
ReplyDeletePlus, she is singularly untalented while believing she is the next Streep. She needs to find some popcorn movies and get a franchise, meet a financier/producer/trust-fundian, and call it a career.
ReplyDeleteThought the exact same thing when I saw a few photos of her, why she kept making this completely stupid facial expression. The fish gape mouth, the sultry eyes thing. It was hard to decide what is more disturbing about Emily - the disturbing need to be a sexual object that can only stem from deeper issues, the fact that she was at the Globes and really has no career as an actress, or that she couldn't stop making her super duper wanna be sexy face she made in every picture. She should be embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteMeh, I've seen the pics of her on the red carpet and really can't see what people see in her poses. Guessing it's just jealousy?
ReplyDeleteI think she should be in slasher movies, I think its a good genere for her: Teenage slasher movies.
ReplyDeleteEmily RideAJetSki!
Look at the red carpet video with her on official globes twitter
ReplyDeleteShe flashed her privates inadvertently - butt of jokes.
ReplyDeleteI miss Lea and her endless array of batshit red carpet poses. At some point she realized how hard we were laughing at her expense and stopped.
ReplyDeleteBecause Lea Michelle is the enemy of fun.
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.
ReplyDeleteRaymond: That's not my name.
Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
For those of you who are dumb paranoiacs, yes this is me. It's me a couple of posts down too.
ReplyDeleteYou and Lea Michelle have a lot in common.
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