August 7, 2016
The average person is starting to learn what others in the industry have known for awhile. This foreign born A+ list singer really only cares for herself. Sometimes she will share a story or two about interacting with a fan, but they are all for show. Same goes for any favors asked of her. If there is not money in it for her, she isn’t interested.
Adele
August 7, 2016
The A- list almost television actress from a hit show thought by having her significant other fly out to visit at work would put a curb on the drug use of our actress. Nope. Got worse.
Ruby Rose
August 5, 2016
This former A+ list actress in her part of acting world is on very thin ice. Maybe she is blinded by love, but she is doing some very shady things which could land her in jail in two countries.
Jenna Jameson
She might be wearing her wedding ring but this A- list mostly movie actress who is also a really good director has been practically living with another guy for months.
This A- list singer is just done with singing. Well, for her label anyway. She wants to sing the songs she wants to sing and not what they tell her. She is willing to walk away and call it something else.
This permanent A list singer has made a lot of industry people and fans mad at her in the past week for saying she is better than every other performer in recent times simply because she lived longer.
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort really has no further down the ladder she can go to debase herself for money. She literally will do it all but the people that pay celebrities for that kind of thing want someone younger, more famous and more dependable. As a result, she gets paid a fraction what other celebrities get paid and she is required to do way more.
August 4, 2016
This celebrity offspring who does pretty well for herself on her own but still needs the financial assistance of her permanent A list dad for her lifestyle spent a little of his money on some coke she was doing at a big premiere last night.
Georgia May Jagger
August 3, 2016
This foreign born former A list model is selling off all her possessions. She loaned a guy she had been dating a bunch of money for an investment that failed. Her permanent A list ex won’t give her any money so it is selling off time.
Rachel Hunter/Rod Stewart
August 3, 2016
This B+ list mostly movie actress is having another spat with her former girlfriend. It seems the former girlfriend thought she was going to be number one on the playlist of the actress. Nope. The actress found another guy so when the guy wanted a threesome, she had to get this foreign born model turned actress who has been on the rocks with her girlfriend.
Amber Heard/Tasya Van Ree/Cara Delevingne
November 30, 2016
This B+ list mostly television actress got two of her co-stars to join her in a demand for a raise for their pay cable show. Instead of a raise, the show got canceled. It was on the fence of getting renewed and the actress pushed it over the edge for everyone else, cast and crew.
Lizzy Caplan/Caitlin FitzGerald and Michael Sheen/"Masters of Sex"
At this point it is not even an alternating weekend thing. This former A list singer has not seen her child in well over a month.
This closeted former A list singer in a group who does a pretty poor job of the solo thing left her beard husband at home this week for an event and hooked up with a woman she had met the previous night.
The producers of this soon ending formerly very hit cable reality show used the show like their own personal ATM. Lots of fake companies were set up which were fronts for the producers to send checks to themselves. Millions of dollars over the course of the show.
Despite having no role in the production, this C+ list actress who is an offspring of A listers made sure she was in photos with every star of the production and had her team send out those photos to the tabloids. Since those photos were sent in first, she is everywhere.
November 30, 2016
This foreign born A list dual threat actor was forced by his wife to hit a red carpet with a strained happy face. There were no smile before or after the photographers. Everything is miserable.
Benedict Cumberbatch
#1 - This permanent A list comic got hooked on drugs thanks to his girlfriend. Yes, the same on he cheated on his wife with. Our comic looks awful.
#2 - This closeted A list NFL player who does not play QB never travels without the one special guy in his life. They do a great job of keeping things on the down low.
#3 - Much like a certain tabloid, this branded cable channel has a strict number of people of color who can appear in any of their made for cable movies. ideally they prefer zero, but there is a max of two and approval must be granted for any people of color to be in the promo photo of the movie.
#4 - More time apart for this foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple. The husband has definitely been drifting away.
November 28, 2016
This extremely controversial former A+ list mostly movie actor has banned his girlfriend from the set of his new movie because he has a porn star visiting him at work each day this week. Probably just to chat.
Mel Gibson
November 28, 2016
His wife had to wait patiently OUTSIDE their car, while this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spent an hour applying makeup just perfectly for a quick photo op. The application of the makeup took twice as long as the appearance.
Eddie Redmayne
November 28, 2016
This foreign born A list rapper/singer canceled a recent gig because h was wasted out of his mind on some drugs he bought in country that hit him like no other drugs previously.
Drake
Pretty much shows the order of things when this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor chose to not have his significant other at a very big profile event but his co-star/girlfriend instead.
This former tween actress turned adult actress turned talk show host turned actress that came full circle is about to get her own talk show. It is hush hush for a few months but will be something directed right at her base.
November 27, 2016
This technically married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress spent the night with her boyfriend for the first time ever. Previously, they had not spent more than 3 or 4 hours together. Must be getting serious.
Jennifer Garner
In what continues to be one of the stranger celebrity relationships, this B+ list mostly television actress who is on a network show after getting her start in reality says she is ready for marriage. She told her co-star she has stopped hooking up with other guys and expects him to buy her a ring for Christmas.
This one named former A+ list named singer is self-medicating and washing it all down with beer. Probably not a good thing for her sobriety or her comeback.
The PR won out over the health as this A+ list rapper had a doctor on standby as he decided to be seen trying to act normally. The meds he is taking are about double the strength that Britney Spears originally took when she was getting her self together.
This former A list mostly television actress has had a few middling shows since her hit went of the air. She would love to reboot the show again because she misses that level of fame. A sticking point is she wants to be paid almost double what everyone else will make.
This B- list mostly television actress is really worried about all the women her A list husband sleeps with. She talks a good game to the media about a happy marriage, but it is classic overcompensation.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor banished to the island of misfit actors thinks all has been forgiven. The thing is though, he is just as much of an a-hole as he was before. Maybe even worse. He is treating people like crap and gone back to his entitled being a jerk ways.
Having to make a buck somehow but not wanting to go on a lengthy tour, this former A+ list singer had a high paying gig this past week. The genius of it on her part is that she got her "yachting" fee paid as part of her singing performance out of the country so it all looks like a normal business transaction. Her significant other is totally on board because he doesn't want the money train to ever stop. Lately it has been sputtering though. A lot.
Let me see if i got this straight. This foreign born former A list singer (for a hot minute) turned B- list singer/A list celebrity went from a marriage to having sex with every woman that walked by him to about to propose to a man all in the space of about a year.
This mostly in the closet newly minted Grammy nominee got dumped by her girlfriend because the girlfriend couldn't handle the mood swings and the self medicating.
This aging permanent A list rock star who is not a new dad keeps involving himself with people who cause him to relapse. Even though it is the middle of December, two people told me they are not sure if he lives beyond the end of the year unless he gets some help.
August 3, 2016
This “sexually fluid” B list mostly television actor who is currently on a TV Land show has been cheating on his boyfriend with this foreign born Disney actress turned actress currently starring in a comic book show on a streaming channel you probably didn’t know existed unless you own that system.
Nico Tortorella/Olesya Rulin ("Powers"/PlayStation Network)
In the wreckage that has been the new fall television season, one show didn't last very long at all. If you know the history of the lad actress it is really not that big of a shock. She had a surefire hit also canceled in fairly quick order. She is working her way out of one of the biggest, farthest reaching franchises and it is all about drugs. Not the traditional drugs you might find on set. No coke or meth or pills or pot. Nope. Our actress, who is foreign born, goes for the natural type of drugs. She prefers hallucinogenic drugs. Traditional. Herbal. Natural. The thing is, the ones she uses almost every person who knows about them refuses to use them because of what they can do to you. Our actress has been known to be up for four or five days straight after taking some of them. During those four or five days she would often film and have no idea what she filmed or even that she was filming until she saw it afterwards. Sometimes it would work out fine but other times it looked like her body was possessed. People were afraid to go near her or talk to her. It could be very frightening. When she would come off these drugs she would often take something to keep her down and this would cause her to sleep for a day or two and miss call times and not show up at all for work. She says they are a part of her life and her being. Well, as of right now, she is going to have a lot of time to enjoy them because no one is hiring.
August 2, 2016
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring almost passed out doing press for her new film. She is eating once every couple of days in order to slim down even though she doesn’t need to lose weight at all.
Bryce Dallas Howard
August 1, 2016
Teen Choice Awards
This A- list mostly television actor is back to filming two shows at once for the second consecutive year. He took his girlfriend to the awards but that audience was right in his wheelhouse. You never saw a guy talk about his college scholarships so much. They don’t exist, but he got a lot pf phone numbers. Only from women. No men eligible for his scholarships.
John Stamos
November 24, 2016
It is amazing how quickly the illness of this foreign born model turned reality star went away when she was the one who would have to start paying for treatment. Suddenly, everything is great and illness free.
Yolanda Hadid
In what should have been a fun event yesterday for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee turned into her leaving early. Apparently there were a lot of cold shoulders and even some quiet hisses and boos directed her way for what she has said the past few months.
This now struggling A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who probably wishes his hit cable show was still on the air is back on the bottle in a big way.
November 24, 2016
Several writers have quit this middling network sitcom which is new to the air this year. The reason? Politics actually. The A list dual threat actor who is often under this comedy umbrella and the majority of his writers are from one political party and the ones who quit are from another. They just couldn’t get along at all.
Kevin James/Kevin Can Wait
This former singer in a group where no one except her sang, says she gets almost physically ill when she has to have sex with her boss because of the overpowering smell of cigarette smoke.
This idiot of an actor on a new CBS show thought he was sending a DM when he ordered some drugs from his dealer. Nope. It was out in the open for several minutes before he realized his mistake and deleted it.
He is a superhero. She is a superhero. They usually appear together when appearing as superheroes. Everyone always assumes she has at least an Oscar nom if not a win, but she doesn't. Anyway, they hooked up on set a few times on their last film and it messed up their friendship to the point where they don't speak. I don't think her husband knows.
That foreign born DJ who used to be involved in whatever you want to call it with an A+ list singer is one of three finalists for possible father to this foreign born singer/actress/reality host's baby.
This former red swimsuited actress has had done so much work to her entire body, that unless she introduces herself first, no one can recognize her. Probably one of the more dramatic changes I can remember.
Forcing her to have her PR people put out a statement has just made things worse between these two A+ list singers. It has not been this bad between them since back in the day when one of the singers was still hooking up with the husband of the other.
Expect a PR blitz like no other in a couple of weeks when this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor gets an honor. The PR blitz though will be from and focused on his wife.
Apparently this A list designer and this hanging on to A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee are in a big battle. The two have been friends for decades but the actress wore someone else to a very important event and the two have not spoken since.
It is a war of words and competing leaked stories from the PR team of this foreign born A- list model who wants to act and the PR team of this A+ list mostly movie actor. They each are trying to get their own angle out there. I don't care what angle you want, someone still needs to go on Maury.
If this foreign born A list celebrity couple want their son to never be the same, they will agree to him being signed by this manager. It would be the worst decision ever.
July 29, 2016
This former A list mostly movie actor from back in the day has been going through health issues. Recovering from one, he now is facing something even worse. He is going against decades of belief to have some very aggressive treatment to keep him alive.
Val Kilmer (Apparently Michael Douglas must have known about the new treatment too when he talked about it last month)
A couple of weeks ago I had a chance to reminisce with someone I hadn't seen in five or six years. The last time we hung out was the year she won a Grammy. I doubt any of you will guess who she is. Unless you listen to a lot of CCM, you probably have no idea who she is. Let us call her BL.
BL got into the industry in her late teens. Right around her 18th birthday. BL has always been very religious and had the "look" most desired in the CCM industry. Blonde, with pale skin who every guy wanted to have sex with, but who the guy's significant other would not find threatening. She got her first job in a band because of those looks. Oh, sure she could play an instrument, but the band needed someone female and she fit the model. Some CCM labels have their models more defined. In addition to being blonde with pale skin, your measurements have to be within certain parameters. They don't want the women to be too sexy. Anyway, BL was on tour with the band that hired her and they opened for this A list singer who was A list back in the day when this happened and is A list now. Back in the day it was A list everywhere and now is probably A list in her world. Let us call her ES.
It was the first or second week, BL had been on tour and she had run into the husband of ES. He was also a singer. He began flirting with BL all the time. It was incessant. Just heavy heavy flirting and BL was really uncomfortable with it. First, she had led a very sheltered home schooled kind of life and she had just turned 18 and was on the road and this guy who she knew from his records was flirting with her. Plus, he was married and married to ES, who BL had worshiped for years.
BL confided in the leader of the group who she was playing for and he told her he would take care of it. The next thing you know, BL is being called to the suite of ES and ES yells at her for trying to steal the husband of ES. BL is crying and insisting she did no such thing. I mean, BL is totally unprepared for this type of situation. The berating goes on for almost an hour. During this she says that the opening band could get kicked off the tour because of the actions of BL. Finally, ES says she will pray about her decision and will call BL when she decides.
About an hour later, BL is called and told to go back to ES' suite. When she arrives, ES said that after praying about it, she decided that BL and the band could stay, but BL was going to have to prove herself. Again, BL is in way over her head here. ES says the flirting is causing a lot of tension and that ES's husband has not been able to focus and blames BL. In order to get all that out of the way, it would probably be a good idea for BL and ES; husband to have sex. ES will watch to make sure everything goes OK. Now, at this point, BL is saving herself for marriage and has no idea what to do. When she hesitated though, ES told her she didn't have to have sex but that BL and the band would be kicked off the tour. BL ended up having sex with the husband of ES and had to have sex with him every night of the tour while ES watched. BL was also coerced into doing some coke and booze and was told her parents and her church would be told of all of it if she ever said anything.
BL has never spoken to ES since the end of that tour. Apparently, there are thousands of women out there that have similar stories to BL. She runs into them all the time. Primarily they are hired as backup singers during summers between school years. The focus is always on women from college. No younger and no older.
July 27, 2016
This Teen Mom not named Jenelle or Farrah hooked up with three different people in one night not that long ago. She posted her photo on an app and then waited in her hotel room.
Kailyn Lowry
July 26, 2016
Dear former child star,
Hey, you might have cheated, I wish I knew, but your friends stay quiet. However, as I wrote a couple a weeks ago, your soon to be ex husband might be going over the top because he got someone else pregnant too. What better way to throw everyone off the scent.
So, you might want to check into that. His celebrity ex might know a thing or two about the other person.
Love And Bacon,
Enty
Keshia Knight Pulliam
July 25, 2016
This fairy tale television actress hooked up with a guy at Comic Con who is definitely not her significant other.
Emilie De Ravin
This foreign born former A list "singer" from a group is still A list. She has been getting procedures done to her face to try and make her look younger but they just are making her look abnormal. She is always scared her A+ list husband is going to leave her.
While this foreign born A- list singer who sometimes climbs back up to A list was out of the country, her A- list celebrity significant other was spending some time with a very expensive escort.
November 23, 2016
Our favorite foreign born escort who used to be a B lister in her country and has done the acting thing here and there and some radio and some reality and dated a musician here from a musical family was wasted out of her mind on coke at an awards show this week. Sweating like she was going to die right there at the show.
Sophie Monk
This spin off network reality show couple couldn't stop cheating on each other so it is probably a good thing they called it quits before things moved too far along.
It is a shame. This former a list fruit named singer is back on drugs and it is even worse than last time. She just has never got her life back on track since her sudden fame.
Just because he hasn't been arrested, don't rule out the husband in this recent worldwide case. People are starting to talk. A lot.
Apparently no amount of time is going to help the relationship between this foreign born A+ list singer and this stateside born A+ list singer. They just don't like each other at all and this week there was some serious trolling done by the foreign born singer of the other singer.
The plan for this B list drunken celebrity to get cut off and go to jail for not paying a bill was thwarted when a family member stepped in at the last minute and offered up her own credit card via the phone. The former athlete needs help, and this would have sent him to jail, but some in the family don't want to be that extreme.
What do you do when you have no money coming in and your family refuses to give you any more? If you are this dad of an A+ list singer, you announce an auction to sell a bunch of videos of her.
This celebrity offspring is only even a celebrity because of dad. Honestly, he was pretty low on the list and she is lower. They both survive by that last name. She used to have it made financially. A little modeling work and a guy who took care of her in exchange for sex. he has moved on which has forced her to try and find more modeling work and also she has to see multiple guys to make up the difference. Not helping is that she is strung out.
This former late night actress is not a fan of this current late night actress. The former thinks that she is losing lots of parts to the latter which is true. If the former would start being friendly to people, she might have a better shot at landing roles. No one wants to work with her while everyone loves loves working with the latter.
Honestly, you would think she would be color blind, but she isn't. This foreign born former model turned reality star turned kind of a momager definitely favors one high earning offspring over another of her high earning offspring. Apparently it all comes down to the less liked daughter dating a guy the mom considered to be too dark skinned which is kind of surprising given the history of the mom.
This foreign born A list model with the very hard name to spell was doing lines in front of several elementary school age children. She told the person with her that the kids had no idea what it was so it was fine.
July 20, 2016
I guess if this OITNB actress feels like it is OK for her to cheat on her girlfriend while out of town, then her girlfriend feels like it is OK for her to cheat too. The girlfriend though is hooking up with men.
Ruby Rose
#1 - If they watch it, this cable show on a patriotic sounding channel is probably in everyone's top 5 tv show. The lead actor in the show is on a rampage right now. Apparently he takes crazy psychotic drugs to help him with his character but they also make him over the top violent and shaking for much of the time. He has to take a ton of depressants before he can do any interview. He is a scary guy.
#2 - Two superhero shows on the same almost television channel for this married actor. He is pretty hot and heavy with the lead actress from the show that led to the second.
#3 - Multiple seasons now of this cable show. The foreign born actor lead of the show had some fame in his own country with a show, but this role is his breakout here. He plays an a-hole on his show and it is not much of a stretch for him to pull off. The cast and crew are grateful the seasons are so short. No one likes the guy. In fact, they all kind of actively hate him.
July 19, 2016
Both sides are playing chicken. One side, the side of the former tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor doesn’t want to pay but don’t feel they have much choice when the ex-girlfriend keeps tweeting and deleting hints of things they don’t want exposed.
Zac Efron
July 18, 2016
This celebrity offspring/A- list mostly movie actress is dreading more of the same when it comes to her franchise. She says she doesn’t want to turn into Kristen Stewart and forever remembered for only one role.
Dakota Johnson
July 15, 2016
This celebrity offspring of A listers at the time she was born has already been to rehab once. Buying drugs in public probably means rehab trip number two is not far away.
Ireland Baldwin
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor has a long running show ending. At an event this weekend, he and his actress wife got into an argument because he was spending far too much time with this foreign born model with an alliteration for a name.
Apparently last week, this getting to be permanent A list one named singer had an interesting cocktail hour with this foreign born A+ list celebrity who is A+ list everywhere in the world. She chain smoked joints and had wine and he sipped on a few straight whiskeys. Sunset and a beach and about 40 security staff who kept their distance.
November 23, 2016
This B list mostly television actress on a hit cable show now has much higher name recognition than she probably thought she would get. Apparently she doesn’t want to endanger her new status and paid her ex $50K to stay quiet about dates and timelines. Her friends are all selling some very damaging information about her to tabloids.
Meghan Markle
This closeted female A list reality star with a side gig had a fling this past weekend with a female song writer who none of you would get. Well, you would if I gave you the songs. Much, much older than our reality star.
This network reality star is changing shows this year. He should work on being nice. At an event with one of the stars of that new network show that gets hashtagged and watched by everyone, he didn't know who she was and was kind of rude. OK, a lot rude. Then, someone explained to him who she was and he was suddenly all smiles and apologies and tried to blow it off by saying he has crazy fans.
And that lasted about a week, maybe two. This former tweener turned bad actress/adult singer is back using again.
This beloved actress from that back in the day television show has had a rough few years on and off drugs. The actress, who is B+ list and an Academy Award winner/nominee has been sober for a few weeks now and at a party this weekend was doing amazing. Hopefully, she can stay clean throughout 2017 because a lot of people would love to offer her roles, but are afraid of her past issues.
The first few days of filming have been intense. This married, foreign born mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and her foreign born A- list dual threat actor have been very touchy feely. He is always up for fun, whether he has a girlfriend or not and she doesn't seem to be holding back either. Lots of sparks.
A studio is hoping for big things next summer from this movie reboot of a television classic. What they want stopped right now is the bubbling to the surface open warfare between some of the stars of the movie who all seem to have it in for each other and could make the press tour a complete shambles.
This foreign born mostly television actor broke rule #1 in Hollywood. He walked away from a hit show. I mean, they barely filmed a couple of months a year and he still walked away from it. Anyway, he has his own show now. He told the producers that any women hired for roles must be young and hot. The only size they are allowed to have is in their breasts. The guy is such a tool.
Do you know how tough it is to get kicked out of a charity gig when you are a celebrity? Well, this, for a few months longer teenage B+ list movie actress was about to find out. Probably the worst behaved celebrity at an event this year. Someone from her team needs to step in now and get this taken care of.
You know, there will be a day that comes soon when readers of tabloids and viewers of entertainment news will wonder why the media outlets continue to drive a story that someone is straight when they know they aren't. Give you an example, there is someone at this grammatically excitable network that had sex every day for months with this B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be in a franchise. In West Hollywood, it was as open as any other same sex relationship. However, even though the people at the network knew about it and behind the scenes loved them as a couple, the network is always on board with telling the world about his new girlfriend. You don't have to out someone, but why do you keep telling such blatant lies.
Award season is 50/50 for this host/producer/mogul and whether he needs a beard. Usually he confines himself to the summer. This year though he had a special favor so, in return, she gets to be his "girlfriend" through award season and all the after parties. After their last run together, she had a massive boost in her income.
July 8, 2016
The underage offspring of a permanent A lister made a sex tape with her much much much older boyfriend. If he keeps showing it to his friends, one of them is going to turn him in for child porn.
Sofia Richie
All of you know this actress. Most, if not all of you have watched something she has appeared in. If she walked up to you today, you would recognize her and probably know her name too. Why then, with all of that going for her, has she only worked once or twice in the past five years? Here's the thing, everyone is always willing to give her a chance. When producers hear her rate, they bring her in quickly. It is not that often you get to hire someone so inexpensively who has been in hit television and movies. It is only when they bring her in, they realize why she is so cheap. She is eclectic. She is always interested in making sure she stands out from everyone else. She wants the light to shine on her. She has some shyness issues to go with some anger issues to go with some rejection issues. They all spill out all over the place everywhere at once. A few years ago, she was on a show as a main cast member. It was the first time in a long time someone gave her a shot in television. She can't do the weekly grind. Sometimes producers have been willing to roll the dice on a movie because, if she can pull it off, she is still worth it. It is getting through that process that is awful. On a movie though, there is hope. On the television show, there was none. It was not awful. it was not great. It was one of those non offensive shows that pass the time in the background of your home and if everyone makes nice can last long enough on television to make everyone rich. From day one though, our B list actress had script notes and wanted to talk to the network minders. Each day became worse. The directors for each episode all wanted to quit television after working with her. Everyone talked about killing her off or finding a replacement., but the audience always loves her. She is their friend. It just got to be too much and one day, the network actually canceled the show along with a few others. The others actually got sacrificed just so it wouldn't like they were singling out this show and have her raise a fuss.
July 8, 2016
While away from his wife, this A+ list singer/horrible actor spent several hours alone with this A+ list “singer” in her hotel suite. It would be crazy if they got back together. Apparently she was really animated after which is not her usual state.
Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears
July 7, 2016
Don’t believe the BS story being spun by reporters who wear kneepads for a living. The reason this former boy bander was not at the big weekend shindig is the drug use. I have told you the rules repeatedly and that is rule #1. An addict is not going to leave the drugs behind. So, no invite and would have been asked to leave if he showed up.
Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift's 4th of July party
July 3, 2016
This former A+ list movie and television actor who has a connection to Blind Item #1 (Tom Cruise) is so hard up for cash that he is doing paid meet and greets.
John Travolta
This A- list singer/part-time actress is trying to get some PR for her new music and tour and is leaking that she is buying Sharon Tate memorabilia. Umm. She thinks it makes her sound edgy and cool.
To say this former A+ list singer who is permanently A list and permanently has A+ list name recognition was out of it this weekend would be an understatement. Her people knew she would be forced to interact more than normal and they did something wrong because she was all over the place. Manic almost.
November 30, 2016
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer is acting more erratic. He told a woman he was having sex with the other day that she needed to hold the bible while they were having sex. He also kept telling her they were unclean.
Justin Bieber
She won't replace her celebrity boyfriend until she has a new drug supply, but that doesn't mean this A- list singer known to be annoying isn't willing to continue yachting. It is one of her favorite money making activities and much more lucrative than the gig she performed in the same town. She always says yes to this town, no matter how obscure the performance or how low the pay.
This diva Real Housewife who no one really likes spent two hours having makeup and hair done for a ten second pap walk this past weekend.
This foreign born one shot wonder actress/part-time model is telling friends she is pregnant. One group she has not told is her family who will probably disown her for getting pregnant out of wedlock. No one from Eastern Europe.
Filming is wrapping soon and these two Oscar winners still haven't spoken to each other outside of their acting roles. A couple of scenes had to be rewritten just to keep them away from each other.
The director of this charity is known for finding young (generally in their late teens) actresses and seducing them to his cause. Oh, and he also has sex with them. He basically ruined almost a decade in the career of one actress who was A- list at the time and now is doing the same to a foreign born actress who is a B lister.
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was stoned out of his mind at a premiere this weekend. His A+ list co-star was not amused.
November 30, 2016
This initialed rapper/actor/reality star is going to go ballistic when he finds out his wife slept with an A lister from a different corner of the entertainment world. It doesn’t matter that our rapper has slept with hundreds of women during his marriage, he expects his wife to stay faithful.
TI/Tiny/Floyd Mayweather
November 29, 2016
Even in death there is feuding. This former B+ list mostly television actress who has made a living from the same role for over four decades is refusing to grant any interviews to networks or other media outlets that speak to any of her former cast members. Since everyone wants her interview they do it and freeze everyone else out.
Maureen McCormick
November 29, 2016
Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actress craves more of those shiny Oscars. She laid down the law the other day with her manager and agent and publicist. She wants another one. Apparently her people then did some yelling and now the movie in which she starred is being released again. Yep, throw in the face of voters one more time. She already knows she has a Golden Globe nomination. Those reporters are scared to death to go against her.
Meryl Streep
Producers from this Bravo franchise have been trying to get publicists to send their clients to where cast are filming so they can get various celebrities on film and then use their appearance to boost the very low ratings of the show.
This Academy Award winning actor was wasted out of his mind at an award show. He kept going up to women and asking if they wanted to be grabbed by the pu**y. No one took him up on his offer. He was at his worse.
This still a teen A-/B+ list mostly movie actress already has one fake relationship under her belt. Well, the other party didn't know it was fake. Anyway, our actress doesn't want any Olsen type photos coming out of her grandfathered age lover so is thinking about being the beard for this foreign born A- list singer.
Their remarriage would last about a month. Last time they (permanent A listers) tried to rekindle their romance a couple of years ago, she was left devastated when she found out he was still having sex with multiple women each week.
November 29, 2016
Apparently this stand up comedian/actor has cut off all contact with this A+ list mostly movie actress after he finally got her hints. He has now set his sights on this A- list mostly movie actress who I wrote about earlier. She has already put him in the friend zone too.
Aziz Ansari/Jennifer Lawrence/Emma Stone
November 29, 2016
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who likes to go full frontal was probably not thinking about his actress girlfriend when he hooked up with the front desk clerk at a hotel where he was staying while promoting his latest movie.
Michael Fassbender
November 29, 2016
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise might get that designation back when her big new movie is released. Apparently she has gone through a series of boyfriends who all get tired of the fact our actress refuses to go out in public with them except under very rare circumstances. Also, even though they may be having sex, she insists there be no public displays of affection just in case a pap or a fan sees them. She has a million other rules about going out.
Emma Watson
November 29, 2016
The woman who calls herself the girlfriend of this foreign born dual threat A- list mostly movie actor not named Benedict Cumberbatch has been telling the paps where the couple is going so they can be outed as a couple. The last thing this actor wants is any type of relationship outing.
Tom Hiddleston
