November 28, 2016
Apparently my favorite sister of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was with a guy who thought she she look younger. So, she went to a plastic surgeon who did a horrible job. Just awful. When the guy saw how it looked, he dumped her.
Monica Cruz/Penelope Cruz
November 28, 2016
Just because she was doing some charity work was no reason why this B list mostly television actress from a pay cable show shouldn’t bring her personal pap to the event. The great thing in her mind was she also took a cut from the photos that were taken of other celebrities.
Emmy Rossum
November 28, 2016
In what might be the quickest hotel room trashing of all time, this former A+ list singer turned A- lister who likes to act got ticked off at her people. She thought they didn’t do a good enough job keeping her away from fans and let them, and her hotel room have it. 30 minutes after checking in, she had to move into another suite. She had to cough up an extra damage deposit before the hotel would let her.
Lady GaGa
This late night talk show host is bad mouthing his former friend, an actress/stand up comedienne. He thinks she is trash. He has tried to ban her from every show on the family of networks where he works.
Not happy with the pay or the billing, this B+ list singer/rapper had someone pose as our B+ lister at a show. Just lip synched all the songs.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who has turned into an A lister who also directs is becoming the person he swore he would never be. He is a nonstop publicity seeking actor who can't stop promoting himself and his side projects which does not leave much time for movie promotion.
The biggest talk about this former tweener turned adult bad actress/decent adult singer is not so much her rehab, but everyone wondering if her coke use would destroy what everyone considers to have been one of the best nose jobs ever done in a city filled with them.
November 27, 2016
This former A+ list singer doesn’t care about the show, he just wants to have sex with the singer turned actress lead.
John Mayer/Mandy Moore/This Is Us
November 27, 2016
This foreign born A+ list celebrity hates the new actress girlfriend. Our A+ lister is usually super quiet about her feelings, but not this time. Basically it is as close to blast as she does.
Kate Middleton/Meghan Markle
November 26, 2016
This band which has had a pretty good 2016 is banned for one year from getting any of these music awards after they broke the rules and publicly explained how the awards are bought and paid for. I have told you for years, but I think it might be the first time one of the bands has said anything.
Twenty One Pilots/American Music Awards
November 26, 2016
Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is avoiding her second home like the plague. Way too many people she owes money to there. She now prefers to stay in other parts of Europe when at all possible.
Lindsay Lohan
This closeted A list athlete with A+ list name recognition in his sport got rebuffed again in an attempt to find a beard. Apparently this actress turned him down because he would want her to go to strip clubs with him because he wants the world to see them in a certain way. He should have known better.
It wasn't a cold that was causing this aging one named singer to keep rubbing her nose. She has been pretty good about keeping the partying quiet. This was a change from that.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and in a current release lies even when he doesn't have to. He is so concerned with having the perfect PR image that he makes up lies to fit the image has created.
This permanent A list singer who has been in this space frequently as of late pulled off a very tricky maneuver yesterday. She managed to wiggle and writhe her way out of her panties while seated at a table. he said they were bothering her so she took them off and then just left them sitting on the table. When an assistant came over to remove them, our singer told her to leave them there for the world to see.
November 26, 2016
This former awful actress turned reality star is going to keep having babies like a Duggar since there is a $1M incentive for each child from her wealthy family.
Tori Spelling
Many times in shipperdom, the two people wanted together never happens. As much as fans might want it or write fan fic about it, the relationship they want, never seems to materialize. This is why you should stick with Jingle All The Way fan fic. It never lets you down. Anyway, not withstanding what I wrote a sentence ago, sometimes an onscreen couple does hook up in real life too.
He had always had his eyes on her. Even when he had girlfriends, even when he was married. She was spoken for when they were working together and after, and to him she was like a forbidden fruit. Plus their fans would practically hail him as a hero if he did 'get' her. You can blame their on-screen chemistry for the fans who believe they belong together forever even when they were in relationships with other people.
They did eventually get together.
Don't let him fool you, though. He loves himself more than he loved her. His image was more important to him than her. He used her several times: to drum up publicity for his company and panels and podcasts, to appease their fanbase, to name a few. Even against her wishes to keep things private.
Things started going south when he started ditching her for people he barely knew. Party here, party there, game here, movie there. She, on the other hand, was always there for him. One time she flew cross-country to support one of his endeavors but he left her alone in her suite to go out with his friends. Did not even bother to invite her. She was livid. But that did not stop him. He did it over and over and had the nerve to dump her. Worse? He expected her to wait in case he decided to take her back.
After a very depressing few months for both of them he started trying to win her back. She had her walls up this time. She would do things that were good for both of them, but did them for herself and not for him. He started to go off the rails in his public comments about people and fans and started getting the kind of publicity that takes you down and doesn't let you get back up. Apparently the catalyst was her not taking him back as he assumed she would.
Things have gone from bad to worse for them personally and now professionally he is trying to convince the fans that she is an awful person. That the reason they are not together is because of how horrible she is. That he is somehow Mr. Perfect and that she should be lucky to be with him. He throws her under the bus every chance he gets while sleeping with as many of his fans as possible.
The fans all want the show to continue either in a series format or a movie. He has been telling them it is going to happen. He encourages that kind of talk so people continue to fawn over him. When the series or movie fails to materialize, he is going to blame her to really drive a stake into her at least from a fandom perspective.
November 23, 2016
Apparently there have been recent attempts at suicide by this former A+ list rapper. He has fresh knife marks on different parts of his body.
Kanye West
November 23, 2016
This former A- list reality star turned bizarrely spending whatever is left of her money is getting paid by all type of white nationalist movement groups because she still has a much bigger platform than any of them. She loves doing it.
Tila Tequila
November 22, 2016
The lies just became too much for this former B+ list mostly television actress. She had to split with her husband because she couldn’t keep all the stories straight about where she was every night.
Naya Rivera
Instead of going to the studio for hair and makeup, this A list reality host somehow got it written into her contract that when appearing on any program owned by the media conglomerate that they have to come to her home, even if it is 3 a.m.
I don't know if he has given up being closeted for the holidays or what, but this A- list mostly movie actor who lost one franchise but is hanging on in another was out with his boyfriend and they were being affectionate earlier this week.
November 21, 2016
American Music Awards
The plastic surgery done on this singer/actress/Tony Award winner is extensive. I think she went overboard trying to stay young looking for her soon to be future husband.
Idina Menzel
This soon to be A list mostly movie actress after spending the past few years relegated to A- list status has a new movie coming out which always makes me cynical about kindness items. Turns out though, she does the same thing every year, movie or not. She walks into a community center by her home and drops off a check for $100K. She has been doing it for almost a decade.
This very tall movie funnyman not named Vince Vaughn is cheating on his long long time wife. This split will make some noise.
The guy who washed the car of this former Disney actor turned A/A- list mostly movie actor said he assumed the owner of the car was a drug dealer and not an actor because there was so much product in his car. It was only when he pointed it out to someone else at work that he learned the owner was our actor.
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee basically shamed her friends into spending thousands of dollars each the other night on her side project. I bet there are going to be a whole lot of returns.
This former Northeast Housewife still has not left her cheating husband and he just keeps on cheating. This time with someone barely legal.
Don't believe the rumors. This A list singer is not pregnant. That background of hers makes her want to do everything by the book.
She isn't technically bearding for him because she can't lose her athlete meal ticket who pays much more, but this reality judge is definitely trying to make it known this reality star prefers women when he really doesn't.
I may be a bit premature on this, but that mouse studio has found the front runner to play the lead role in the next live action remake of one of their animated classics. The B-list actress, model and celeb spawn will probably zoom up to A-list with this movie. And the singing? Don't worry about that, her famous parent with the famous last name will help out with that.
I've never heard any stories about this former A-list singer and songwriter getting furiously angry but that all changed a few nights ago. It was at the Hollywood Christmas Parade of all places. My source saw her go off on a producer telling him how that shady cult sponsoring the parade was very homophobic. It was later found out that she donated her paycheck to the LGBT charity she founded.
A couple of months ago I told you this A- list cable reality star who has appeared in multiple shows for the same channel was cheating on her husband. She was doing it quietly then, but is doing it a little more loudly now. She has a certain lifestyle she needs to maintain and he is not going to be the one going forward.
November 11, 2016
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has spent most of her career trying to convince the public and studios she was one person. Apparently though, according to her own words, she is the exact opposite. As a result, she has almost zero work lined up as studios figure out what kind of career she will have moving forward.
Anna Kendrick
#1 - This A list momager just took out a very very very huge life insurance policy on one of her clients you might not have known was a client. The premiums are astronomical. She told her family member about that policy, but not the ones she took out on certain other family members. Their payout is triple if there is accidental death, which despite the name includes murder.
#2 - This less famous sibling is just as good of an actor and much much better at hiding infidelity. Now that his marriage is over, apparently many of the other women he saw during the marriage are starting to come forward because he promised he was going to be with them and not the person he ultimately picked.
#3 - This A list action star with multiple franchises had a roomful of male escorts he chose from while out of the country promoting his new movie.
November 19, 2016
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/producer/writer can’t stand his B+ list co-star because he thinks she is throwing him under a bus on a daily basis. She is. He deserves it.
Nate Parker/Gabrielle Union
November 14, 2016
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity gets paid a lot of money to come speak and promote products. Part of the deal though is that his wife gets to plug her products while they are paying for him. Quite a few companies have started to get a little ticked off about this.
David and Victoria Beckham
November 11, 2016
This foreign born B+ list singer in a manufactured group is being paid six figures to promote a dating company. The only catch is she has to go on a real date with someone from the service so is having a bunch of her friends sign up so she can go on a “date” with them.
Perrie Edwards
Apparently this model turned wannabe reality star turned wannabe actress turned recent part-time reality star who has A list name recognition among tabloid readers is pregnant and deciding what to do about the baby.
This celebrity offspring who is probably a C list celebrity but has A+ list last name recognition is doing coke again. Things didn't turn out so well the last time.
November 11, 2016
She seems embarrassed bu there is no reason to be. This still technically married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly starred in one type of movie while married is dating someone not old enough to drink. Yes, her daughter is not that far in age from the boyfriend but everyone says the actress has never been happier, so good for her. Plus, her ex is an a-hole who deserves some payback.
Kate Beckinsale/Len Wiseman
I'm not sure it is possible for this late night talk show host to kiss any more butt than he managed to do this week to land the job he covets. I think the person making the decision is loving the groveling.
For those of you original shippers from almost two decades ago, it is not a love/hate thing going on between the stars of the show. It is simply a ploy to get some more money. That being said, I don't want you all to think the couple is seeing each other exclusively or anything like that. They both see other people. They both have frequent co-star things.
This permanent A list singer/A+ list diva is now using the Taylor Swift guide to relationships. Well, her manager is at least. Two hours to take a series of photos to send out to the media that somehow are supposed to convey love as seen through the eyes of a bad Nicholas Sparks movie.
If there was a time for a celebrity to go on Maury, I think this foreign born professional beard would be an ideal candidate. The guys who pay by the day aren't going to be coughing up any money. I think because she came in after the fact in her last job, she vowed to do it differently this time around.
Arguably the greatest western movie making actor of the silent movie era, this actor was deeply closeted. The studios forced him to marry an actress but after three months split with her and told the studios basically to take a hike. His only concession to them was that he didn't finalize the divorce for years so it looked as if they were married longer.
This superhero should probably check the bag of his celebrity girlfriend. Apparently she has an illegal pharmacy she carries with her at all times of which he is not aware. Could be trouble for him if she is busted.
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer is acting more erratic. He told a woman he was having sex with the other day that she needed to hold the bible while they were having sex. He also kept telling her they were unclean.
This A/A- list singer who misspells everyone's favorite part of the week needs rehab. The coke use is out of control, especially since he split with his celebrity girlfriend who was trying to keep him somewhat grounded.
Before he became an actor, he was a policeman. Before he was a policeman, this recurring actor on a network superhero show was just a regular guy who, during 9/11 was trying to rescue survivors from the World Trade Center.
This B+ list mostly television actress got two of her co-stars to join her in a demand for a raise for their pay cable show. Instead of a raise, the show got canceled. It was on the fence of getting renewed and the actress pushed it over the edge for everyone else, cast and crew.
November 10, 2016
This singer is one of the best and has an amazing voice To me, it is a crime she will always be remembered for something she wore. One night after a show we were talking and having a drink and a guy came up behind her and said something like, “I heard singers give great head.” As he did this he was reaching around and grabbing her breasts. She screamed like only she can and bit his hand and then turned around and kneed him in the balls. It was over in like five seconds.
Bjork
My friend and I returned back to the club, the phone of the actress safely in the back pocket of my pants. Beginning about an hour after we got back to the club, my butt starts vibrating. A lot. I had forgotten about the phone until then. I didn't forget about it again. The actress specifically told me she would call my phone when she wanted her phone back. When I looked down at the phone it said the name of her boyfriend. I debated picking it up, but she had been pretty clear about her instructions. It was the only time she appeared relatively coherent the entire night. The thing is, I didn't want to press ignore and I didn't want to mess with the settings on her phone to take it off vibrate. I was afraid I would accidentally answer it. I was also scared to sit with it in my back pocket for fear my butt would answer it. So, for the next three hours until the battery finally died I watched a vibrating phone be called 142 times. That missed number just kept climbing. Interestingly enough, the boyfriend never left a voice mail or sent a text. He just kept calling and calling and calling. Meanwhile, my phone was silent. I knew she had my number. I also told myself that she could contact the birthday person and get my phone number that way.
When her phone finally died I realized just how tense the whole thing had been with those calls. When they stopped, I got hammered. Instead of going back to the meetup house I decided to cab home.
The next day was a Saturday. I never left the house. Not because of a hangover but because I didn't want to go do anything and be forced to interrupt my day when the actress eventually called me for her phone. The whole day and night went by and I didn't hear from her. Not a peep. At some point that night I wondered if I should try and contact her through our mutual friend, but decided it could wait until Sunday.
So, Sunday morning about 10 she gives me a call. She asks me to meet her at a restaurant and offers to buy me brunch for my trouble. I never turn down free food and this place she wanted to meet has one of the best buffet brunches, so I was in.
An hour later, I handed her the phone and started eating. A lot. One thing about me is that I am not shy when it comes to food. You can be an actress who never eats and can sip a glass of water for two hours but I am still going to eat in front of you. A lot. This particular actress did eat. No carbs, but she ate. We were seated outside which is where you want to sit if you don't want anyone to notice you. People do, but only the people who are seated next to you. You don't want to be a celebrity and be inside on a walking path between a table and the buffet. I once watched Steve Buscemi take an hour to eat one omelette because he had to keep stopping to take selfies or sign autographs for fans. It was during award season when that happened and I tend to find my way there at that time of the year to see if I can spot anything. I told myself that he would never sit in that spot again. I was wrong. One week later he was in the same exact spot and the same exact thing happened to him. Maybe he liked the attention.
Anyway, back to the outside and our actress. I came back with a massive plate of food. She waited until I sat down and with that smile she does so well, she said, "So, what did you think of it?"
I had no idea what she was referring to. Did she mean all the missed calls from the boyfriend? I asked her and she said, "I know you must have looked at it. I would have."
I had no clue what she was talking about. I told her so. She asked me over and over for the next five minutes if I was sure I had not seen what was on the phone. I told her about all the missed calls and that the phone died and I hadn't touched it since. I did charge it for her, but never turned it back on after it died.
I think she finally believed me. She said the reason she believed me was because of the way I was looking at her. I still had no idea what she was talking about. I had turned down a drink when I sat down, but I was regretting that now. She turned on her phone and when it powered up, she did some things and then turned the phone towards me. What I saw was her having sex with a guy. She was on top, fully topless by the way and the guy, who you couldn't see was holding the camera up while our actress orgasmed. Loudly. She let me watch about 15 seconds of it before pulling it back. I told her that I had definitely not seen that before.
Apparently the guy in the video was not her boyfriend. It was a guy she was seeing on the side and thinking of a way to tell her boyfriend it was over. Her boyfriend was being crazy jealous the past few weeks and knew something was up and was acting like a stalker. She knew that if she was passed out drunk, he would go through her phone. At night when she was sleeping she would keep it under her pillow, but she knew during a drunk induced sleep, he would pull it out and she would never know. So, she gave it to me. She said the only reason she did was that since I was a lawyer I probably wouldn't go try selling it. I think at some point during the brunch I was looking her way and she said, that was how she expected me to look if I had seen the video. I hadn't acted that way so she believed me and that was also the reason she showed me the video rather than just telling me.
I didn't ask about the guy or the boyfriend. We just ate and talked about other stuff. She broke up with the boyfriend the next week and eventually the guy in the video too. About two months later, maybe a little more I ran into her at the same place. I think it was Easter. She was with some members of her family going in while I was leaving. I walked straight up to her without her really noticing me. She was talking to a family member. I said, "Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you, but do you think i could borrow your phone for a minute or two."
During the first part of that sentence as she was turning and focusing on me, I think she thought the last part of the sentence was going to be asking her for a photo or an autograph. So, when her brain registered the last part of the sentence you could see by her facial expression that she was not expecting it but then she focused in on me and a fraction of a second later smiled that smile of hers and laughed while she said, "F**k off." I turned around and started walking out and I could hear her family member asking what that was all about and the actress telling the family member they wouldn't want to know.
November 10, 2016
Apparently this former tweener actress turned drug mess turned singer turned definitely says what is on her mind singer is obsessed with this former bubblegum pop singer turned actress. Whenever she hears about any guy the former pop singer has hooked up with, our former drug mess makes it her mission to hook up with him too. It goes back to some guy the bubblegum pop singer dated a loooong time ago that our former drug mess wanted for herself.
Demi Lovato/Mandy Moore
November 9, 2016
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is taking all of his massive new almost television paycheck and creating a foundation which will give as many poor students as possible a free college education.
Robert De Niro
November 9, 2016
This foreign born A- list franchise actor who might be finished filming it but will be talking about it a lot over the next couple of years, sure has been seeing a certain waitress a lot while filming here. Every shift she works he is right there and leaving $1000 tips on $20 breakfast tabs.
Jamie Dornan
This lead actor in a USA series wore an ugly Christmas sweater to a party this weekend that had photos of dead African American police shooting victims on it. Beneath the photo was a sentence that said, "You know these N word wouldn't have voted for Trump." He was asked to leave five minutes after he got there.
Instead of just breaking up with her boyfriend, this A list mostly television actress on a very hit, very long running network show, continues to stay with him. She busted him cheating but is so afraid of what the "world" will think about her failing yet again in love that she just puts up with it.
November 9, 2016
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor pays the gym fees for over 100 kids so they have a place to go after school each day until their parents get home from work.
Idris Elba
A little coke bloat for this barely A+ list mostly movie actor who hasn't used coke since his early days in Hollywood. He looked really bad at a recent press event for his new movie.
As the buzz surrounding her movie continues to get louder, it is getting much harder for this future Academy Award nominee to hide the cheating she is doing with a co-star. Her boyfriend still seems blissfully unaware.
This HGTV mega star with multiple shows keep spinning yarns about girlfriends. Maybe, he should just start talking about all the guys he hooks up with which is a reality, unlike the girlfriends.
This aging, very tall B+ list mostly movie actress has now gone up three breast sizes in the past two years. She is convinced it is getting her more work after having trouble in the year prior to her first surgery.
This foreign born A list dual threat actor was forced by his wife to hit a red carpet with a strained happy face. There were no smile before or after the photographers. Everything is miserable.
This initialed rapper/actor/reality star is going to go ballistic when he finds out his wife slept with an A lister from a different corner of the entertainment world. It doesn't matter that our rapper has slept with hundreds of women during his marriage, he expects his wife to stay faithful.
This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult singer has the gift that keeps on giving. I thought he had it for ages, but it turns out it is pretty recent and he is freaking out about it.
Even in death there is feuding. This former B+ list mostly television actress who has made a living from the same role for over four decades is refusing to grant any interviews to networks or other media outlets that speak to any of her former cast members. Since everyone wants her interview they do it and freeze everyone else out.
With this A list reality star with a side gig saying no to a bearding gig, our A list athlete is trying his hardest to convince an actress who may say yes, just to get back at the network reality star who cheated on her with a different reality star who runs in the same circles as our first reality star.
Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actress craves more of those shiny Oscars. She laid down the law the other day with her manager and agent and publicist. She wants another one. Apparently her people then did some yelling and now the movie in which she starred is being released again. Yep, throw in the face of voters one more time. She already knows she has a Golden Globe nomination. Those reporters are scared to death to go against her.
November 8, 2016
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist turned reality star is cheating on her significant other. He does it too. I just don’t think they are right for each other.
Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
Over the past decade that I have been doing this, from time to time I have been offered recordings. Either for sale, or sometimes for no other reason that people just don't want the responsibility for hanging on to what they have. Most of those recordings I still have in my possession. I don't have any desire to see things in the videos released. Most of the videos are not sexual. None were stolen or hacked. The vast majority of the recordings are celebrities doing a wide variety of drugs and they let themselves be recorded doing so. I do have a couple of recordings of celebrities having sex. I also have some recordings that combine sex and drugs.
One of the recordings no longer in my possession is what this blind is about. This was almost a decade ago. I was at a party with some friends. Nothing crazy. It was a birthday party and the location of the house where we were celebrating was chosen because you could walk to a lot of clubs. No Uber back then. But, it was close enough where everyone could stumble back to this house. At the club, the first person I saw was this at the time A- list mostly television actress. A+ list name recognition. All of you know her. She is probably B+ list or even B now because she does not act much any longer. The thing is though she still has A+ list name recognition.
She was at the club because the individual with the birthday was one of her best friends. I could tell the actress was not much of a drinker. She gave it a shot and after drinking for just a little while, you could tell why she was not much of a drinker. She got drunk quick. I mean within 45 minutes she was barely able to stand. I guess it had been her plan to stay at the club until her actor boyfriend could get there and they would leave together. He was still going to be a couple of hours, so two of us came up with the bright idea we would support her and keep her moving for the short walk to this house we were using as a base for that night. It may or may not surprise you to know that this was about my 20th time helping some celebrity out of a spot where you didn't want to be seen by anyone in that condition. Especially her. She played off that goody goody image big time. She would not want the world to see her drunk. The only tricky spot we were going to have to worry about was by the front door and the people lined up. We managed to just kind of dwarf her to the point it almost didn't look like there was anyone between us. When we got through the crowd it was just a matter of basically carrying her to the house.
We arrived, and the key that was supposed to be under the mat wasn't there. So, I was left alone with her while the other person ran back to the club and got the key to the place. It was sometime in early spring when this happened and it was kind of cold at night. I think the night air sobered her up a little. Not much, but just a little. We started talking and I said I or someone would let her boyfriend know where she was and to pick her up at the house. She then asked me for my phone number. I asked her if she wanted me to put it in her phone but she said no. Just to write my number down and give it to her. I did. She then handed me her phone and told me to keep it until she called me for it. At that point, the other person arrived back with the key and we carried the actress into the house and put her on the couch. We put a blanket over her and went back to the club.
Part two tomorrow.
November 8, 2016
This less famous sister could be headed to divorce number two. She is spending a lot of time solo and things are definitely rocky between herself and her actor husband.
Ashlee Simpson
November 7, 2016
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned professional partier turned made for tv regular might be in denial about her problem but when your coke bloat makes you look pregnant, it is time for rehab.
Tara Reid
November 7, 2016
This foreign born former A list athlete in his part of the world turned reality star was starting to lose relevance so he did a Kardashian. Well, he did it a long time ago but had it recently “leak.”
Ben Cohen
Apparently this stand up comedian/actor has cut off all contact with this A+ list mostly movie actress after he finally got her hints. He has now set his sights on this A- list mostly movie actress who I wrote about earlier. She has already put him in the friend zone too.
Apparently this A- list singer who is not only a Grammy nominee/winner but also an Academy Award nominee/singer is seriously ill. He has been dropping weight like crazy over the past six months.
November 7, 2016
Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was suspicious of her foreign born A list mostly movie actor husband. Before, during, and after a recent flight she face timed the actor and he had to swing his phone to show who he was seated next to and who was close to him. “Just checking” is what she said.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who likes to go full frontal was probably not thinking about his actress girlfriend when he hooked up with the front desk clerk at a hotel where he was staying while promoting his latest movie.
This former A/A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring has basically handed over her kid(s) to nannies and relatives. She feels like the kid(s) is/are holding her back.
This former superhero had a slip a few weeks ago in his sobriety so has had to back off from that actress we all love. They just trigger each other. Not a good thing.
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is a celebrity offspring of a former A lister. Anyway, our actor, avoids going home for the holidays because he has to find some woman to be his girlfriend. His family would not be supportive of our actor being out. So, he stays in the closet to them and the public.
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise might get that designation back when her big new movie is released. Apparently she has gone through a series of boyfriends who all get tired of the fact our actress refuses to go out in public with them except under very rare circumstances. Also, even though they may be having sex, she insists there be no public displays of affection just in case a pap or a fan sees them. She has a million other rules about going out.
The woman who calls herself the girlfriend of this foreign born dual threat A- list mostly movie actor not named Benedict Cumberbatch has been telling the paps where the couple is going so they can be outed as a couple. The last thing this actor wants is any type of relationship outing.
Look for a full on PR blitz by this Academy Award winning actress. She is going to prove to the world that her marriage is strong. It isn't, but she thinks she can still hide the bad. Lots of cracks. Getting bigger. Too many people with too many stories about her celebrity husband.
This extremely controversial former A+ list mostly movie actor has banned his girlfriend from the set of his new movie because he has a porn star visiting him at work each day this week. Probably just to chat.
I suppose it could be a keep your enemies closer type thing, but, despite all the whispers and my blind item and everyone else seemingly in on it, this A- list celebrity in her profession continues to hang out with the former A list mostly movie actress who not that long ago had sex with the soon to be ex husband of the A- list celebrity.
"Could I have just a half glass of wine please," turned into about twenty more of those half glasses in the four hour flight back to LAX for this B- list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition but not because of her acting career. Our actress did not drive herself or her kid(s) home after the flight.
November 7, 2016
I think this reality star who, as long as the DNA checks out, about to increase her wealth should be really careful about crossing this talk show host. The talk show host knows how the reality star earned her money and a long list of names. There is also the whole trafficking thing too.
Blac Chyna/Wendy Williams
This is not true in all cases, but it happens enough to the point where there is some correlation. What is that correlation? You are more likely to be a self centered jerk if you are a one hit wonder. What is crazy is that at least in my experience, the jerkiness is in place before the verdict is in whether they or he or she will have another hit.
My belief is they know they got lucky. Deep down inside they know they got lucky and don't have anything like that in them again. Maybe a friend wrote the song or someone who was in the band for just a brief moment. You can usually spot that kind of thing by looking at the rest of the record. Does that one song sound completely different than anything else on the record. I don't know why it is, but there are much more male one hit wonder jerks than female. Anyway, here are some of the one hit wonder a-hole moments I have witnessed.
#1 - This one hit wonder group from a few years ago was 100% a-hole. I actually hated the song and was glad it didn't make number one. It did make the top 5 though. They were already pricks before the song, so this just made things worse. While their song was on the way up the charts they had a photo shoot on a yacht here in LA. They wanted to make the most of it and invited a bunch of women. The yacht maybe went a mile off shore. It wasn't much. Apparently there was one woman there who didn't want to have sex with any of the guys in the band so they grabbed her and threw her overboard. She couldn't swim. And you know what? They didn't care. Several people rescued her and the a-holes told the rescuers they shouldn't have rescued her and she was probably lying about not being able to swim and she deserved to go overboard because who comes out for this kind of thing who doesn't want to have sex with a guy in the band.
#2 - This next a-hole didn't quite crack the top 20. Famous name. Famous family. They were probably a-holes too. Our one hit wonder is the "featuring" on this song. The main singer all of you know. Seriously. Anyway, our a-hole was on a flight from LA to New York. He was in Business Class and seated next to this teenage girl who was maybe 15. She was traveling alone, but I never figured out her circumstances. Whether she was an actress or did an upgrade or what. Anyway, before the place even takes off, he is offering her booze. She said no. In the air he is offering her more booze and some kind of pill he was crushing and snorting. She said no. He is getting more wasted and more aggressive. When she keeps saying no, he goes into a rant about she thinks her p***y is too good for him or is she some f**king lesbian because everyone wants to suck his d**k and that she should feel lucky he is even talking to her. It starts getting louder and the girl is literally shaking and crying. Turns out there was a marshal on the flight. He talks to our a-hole and moves him to the opposite side of the plane for the rest of the flight. A flight attendant sat with the teen the rest of the flight. Nothing happened to the a-hole. They made him wait until after the teen left the plane before he could get his stuff but no charges were filed and he was never even detained.
November 3, 2016
This D list celebrity offspring who has celebrity sibling(s) is seen around with guys close to her age but with rare exceptions it is guys who are double or triple her age who she is hooking up with outside the camera eye.
Sofia Richie
November 3, 2016
CMA Awards
I feel like this singer is the Evan Rachel Wood of country music. She is B list and is given the side eye by most wives and girlfriends. There are just so many rumors. Some are true and some are not but she has a tough time catching any breaks because of the past. Last night at an after party the only people talking to her were drunk guys who came alone.
Kacey Musgraves
November 2, 2016
This foreign born A-list mostly television actor had his turn at an iconic role. He is in a relationship but is acting like a creeper towards his married co-star. It really is creepy.
Matt Smith
As far as I know it has been at least a decade since this foreign born singer who used to be married to an A lister was with a man. That all changed this week with an old friend he met at a club for some drinks.
Apparently my favorite sister of this foreign born A-?B+ list mostly movie actress was with a guy who thought she she look younger. So, she went to a plastic surgeon who did a horrible job. Just awful. When the guy saw how it looked, he dumped her.
November 2, 2016
It turns out we might not have to worry about this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress finding someone new. The recently single actress is hooking up with the bodyguard assigned to her for her new movie.
Naomi Watts
Just because she was doing some charity work was no reason why this B list mostly television actress from a pay cable show shouldn't bring her personal pap to the event. The great thing in her mind was she also took a cut from the photos that were taken of other celebrities.
This former A list mostly television actor turned parody of himself was beyond sick by the time he finished boozing it up while getting paid for an appearance. He had been doing better, but this was over the top.
His wife had to wait patiently OUTSIDE their car, while this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spent an hour applying makeup just perfectly for a quick photo op. The application of the makeup took twice as long as the appearance.
In what might be the quickest hotel room trashing of all time, this former A+ list singer turned A- lister who likes to act got ticked off at her people. She thought they didn't do a good enough job keeping her away from fans and let them, and her hotel room have it. 30 minutes after checking in, she had to move into another suite. She had to cough up an extra damage deposit before the hotel would let her.
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress just had a big double payday. She showed up and got paid by her beard and also got paid almost six figures for one night with a very wealthy man who is the reason she went on this trip. She isn't so much into the beard thing.
This foreign born A list rapper/singer canceled a recent gig because h was wasted out of his mind on some drugs he bought in country that hit him like no other drugs previously.
May 18, 2015
Billboard Music Awards
This former A list tweener from former multiple tweener shows was there. Despite her social media claims that she was there solo, she is still hooking up with the married executive who is in charge of whether her show will get picked up by one of the big almost television outlets.
Jennette McCurdy
May 18, 2015
This A list reality host is in scramble mode. The very attractive host of a franchise already managed to get the photos taken by an ex who was actually her age, but now the photos have been stolen from her apartment.
Padma Lakshmi
November 19, 2016
I don’t know what this celebrity expected in her marriage. From the second week she started dating the A- list singer he was cheating on her. With everyone. So, she left him. Somehow he convinced her to come back and he kept cheating even days before and after their wedding. This time I think she really is gone for good.
Marc Anthony/Shannon De Lima
This technically married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress spent the night with her boyfriend for the first time ever. Previously, they had not spent more than 3 or 4 hours together. Must be getting serious.
This former A+ list singer doesn't care about the show, he just wants to have sex with the singer turned actress lead.
What closeted A+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee spent Thanksgiving with his beard and his longtime boyfriend? She tagged along because she was there to sleep with a rich guy for the promise of a high profile spokesperson gig.
This foreign born A+ list celebrity hates the new actress girlfriend. Our A+ lister is usually super quiet about her feelings, but not this time. Basically it is as close to blast as she does.
November 18, 2016
Continuing her long standing reputation for being difficult, this initialed B list singer was rude to fans and staff and anyone who couldn’t do anything for her future success.
Becky G
November 18, 2016
Speaking of diva, a six block area had to be shut down so this A list singer could film a role in a cable show which is about to end its run. She didn’t want anyone seeing her.
Rihanna/Bates Motel
November 18, 2016
This former tweener actress turned annoying singer annoyed the producers of her latest project and a co-star when they all attended a press event. Our annoying singer was scheduled to come out from one side of the stage but refused because it would show off her “bad side.” The entire thing was delayed 30 minutes so everything could be rearranged furniture and press location wise.
Ariana Grande/Kristin Chenoweth
November 17, 2016
This family is arranging marriages just to keep their reality income coming in.
The Duggars
