October 23, 2016
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is getting her superhero shot is trying to keep her romance with the foreign born model quiet because she is also trying to get the billionaire to marry her.
Amber Heard/Cara Delevingne/Elon Musk
October 21, 2016
The workload is already being reduced for this A list singer turning actress. She says that she will only film after 2pm so that means almost one-third of her scenes had to be cut.
Rihanna (Ocean's 8)
October 21, 2016
This A+ list rapper/mogul does his best to avoid this rapper on his label who owes him a ton of money. The rapper though is always calling and texting and trying to meet up for dinners and photos so it looks like the two are friends. They aren’t. The A+ list singer wife of the mogul dislikes the rapper and his wife even more than the mogul.
Jay-Z/Kanye
She was already having a tough time getting work because of the buzz coming from the set of her now completed movie. This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from a former franchise is not good in this huge tent pole movie and production staff says it is because of what happened on set. Her career might need a five year reset.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor/producer/writer can't stand his B+ list co-star because he thinks she is throwing him under a bus on a daily basis. She is. He deserves it.
This foreign born Disney actor turned cable actor on a recently defunct show had a Disney beard for quite sometime. I think this past week has made him want to come out and he almost did earlier this week. Only a matter of time now.
I don't know what this celebrity expected in her marriage. From the second week she started dating the A- list singer he was cheating on her. With everyone. So, she left him. Somehow he convinced her to come back and he kept cheating even days before and after their wedding. This time I think she really is gone for good.
October 20, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actor usually has things under control when out in public. When he first heard about the devastating review of his most recent movie though he lost it and went on a fifteen minute rant about everyone in the production except himself.
Tom Cruise
March 8, 2012
What Jersey Shore star has been spending every penny he makes trying to impress one of his actress crushes from back in the day. She is now a C with A list name recognition, but the guy thinks she is at her back in the day prime (did she really have a prime?) Anyway, he coughs up dough and follows her around and she keeps demanding more. He has upped his fee for appearances just so he can keep up with her financial demands. He does say the sex is good.
Vinny/Pamela Anderson
October 19, 2016
This late night cable host thinks he has reached peak fame where he is currently located. He wants to take it to the next level and basically harasses anyone who has a talk show position open he thinks will boost him to the next level. He is still trying to negotiate out of his contract which would allow him to switch networks.
Andy Cohen
October 18, 2016
Apparently whatever NDA this A+ list singer had this foreign born A list model sign, it isn’t working. She is talking.
Taylor Swift/Cara Delevingne
It has been another year since this celebrity chose money and fame over family and has not seen her child. It has been almost three years.
Continuing her long standing reputation for being difficult, this initialed B list singer was rude to fans and staff and anyone who couldn't do anything for her future success.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been staying with her A list actress co-star because she is having trouble coping with her husband cheating on her.
This almost television actor was on a hit pay cable show for a few seasons. Oh, he also wrote a rap that all of you know from a very hit song back in the day that featured a dancing cat. Yeah, anyway, our actor was out to eat the other night and asked for a million things and was given them all by a staff that bent over backwards. He stiffed them on a tip from a very large bill.
October 17, 2016
This B list often out of control rapper has a serious drug problem. She is a fan of bath salts and when she combines it with even an ounce of booze, the world is in for one violent confrontational night.
Azealia Banks
This show ended way too soon. Canceled in its first year, it still won an Emmy which was awarded after the show had been canceled. Despite only being on the air for a season, it is incredibly popular especially at Comic-Cons. I went to a cast party during the week it was canceled.
#1 - This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who cheated on her husband to be with a co-star didn't have a husband back when the show aired, but she did hook up with a married co-star.
#2 - Another actor on the show who sounds like he is in an acting family almost hit an actress from the show when she told him she had an abortion in her past. He didn't talk to her for two months.
#3 - This recurring actress on the show who later would star in a very hit cable show was seeing someone and everyday they would meet at noon in her trailer. Apparently she is a very dirty talker and very loud. It got to the point where people would rush and get some food and then hurry to be at her trailer right at noon. Lots and lots of people listened.
#4 - This B- list take what you can get actor actually has a franchise as a voice over guy for a series of cartoon movies which kind of goes with what he does in television. Anyway, back when the show aired he was closeted and had a fling with a guy on the crew. He was deathly afraid of anyone finding out he was gay because he was kicked off a previous show when he was caught making out with another guy. That show was one all of you watched. Literally everyone on it is still working today.
February 20, 2012
Back in the day there used to be fan club presidents. This late 70's A list tweener singer and fan club favorite would change his fan club president every six months to a year. No other celebrity got so involved with his fan club. He would go to meetings and communicate directly with them all the time. The reason? He wanted to sleep with them all. He came from such a goody goody background that the only time he could have any fun or have sex or party was at these fan club “meetings.” I wouldn't be surprised if he has a couple of kids out there too because someone had to explain to him what a condom was after he had been doing this for about a year.
Donny Osmond
January 25, 2012
Her significant other tricked her, plain and simple. This B+ movie actress who has been nominated for the biggest of the big awards has been involved in a relationship with this almost A list movie actor. He has cheated. Lots. They even took a month long break. Then he came back to her and apologized and she made him tell her who he had been cheating with and he promised to remove the woman from her life. He has. So what is the big deal you ask? There were two women, not just one and he gave up the one he had already called it quits with. The other one is right there. Everyday. It is the nanny. Doesn't our actress realize it? Everyone of their friends knows it and it is right there but she seems oblivious because she thinks he got rid of the mistress.
Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber
October 15, 2016
It feels like it has been a couple of years since this pair hooked up. It still to me is one of the stranger pairings. This former B+ list television actress who has had much more success as a celebrity and part-time sex tape star hooked up again this week with the foreign born man behind the curtain who wants to control the world or at least steer it in a direction of his own design.
Pamela Anderson/Julian Assange
If you ever wondered why this A- list mostly movie actor from a very strong acting family is always walking or riding a bike, it is because doctors don't recommend he drive with the medications he takes.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor was A+ list when his hit television show was on the air. His movies struggle to match his television success. Oh, he does have a role on that crazy privacy show. Anyway, he was trying to get back together with his long long time former girlfriend but he hooked up with this foreign actress known for charging a fee for her, umm services.
October 9, 2016
You know things are bad when this talk show host is distancing himself from this NYC Housewife. There are a lot of fences to mend with everything she has touched lately.
Andy Cohen/Bethenny Frankel
His band mates don't know but this former A+ list tweener turned singer is back on drugs.
Speaking of diva, a six block area had to be shut down so this A list singer could film a role in a cable show which is about to end its run. She didn't want anyone seeing her.
This former tweener actress turned annoying singer annoyed the producers of her latest project and a co-star when they all attended a press event. Our annoying singer was scheduled to come out from one side of the stage but refused because it would show off her "bad side." The entire thing was delayed 30 minutes so everything could be rearranged furniture and press location wise.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor from back in the day is known by everyone. He has a franchise now to go with the one he had back in the day. Always quiet, he does have a bit of an issue right now. He has been dating someone about a year. That person doesn't know he cheated on her a few weeks ago with a wannabe actress who took some pics of our actor in bed.
In the strangest pairing have heard of for the entirety of 2016, this married permanent A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is hooking up with this foreign born to her own country singer/reality star who also had a legal issue with coke.
The soon to be B list celebrity offspring of this permanent A list model has a big drinking problem and needs rehab.
That foreign born former boy bander who is closeted was making out with his boyfriend inside a club. When they came out of the club, the boyfriend was relegated to his usual role of five steps behind. It was not like the former boy bander was hiding it inside the club, but apparently he thinks outside the club is too much for his fans.
This long time actress who everyone knows only has a few weeks to live. Maybe days. It wouldn't shock me if she was already dead and her husband just wanted to keep her for himself.
This A+ list NFL player who is not a QB, has his PR people pushing another fake relationship. The thing is though, this particular celebrity offspring might go for it because she just wants to focus on her ridiculously overrated modeling career anyway so might as well get more exposure by pretending to date the guy.
This permanent A list songstress brought another woman into the bedroom to share with her husband. Her husband fell in love with the other woman and used the money of our A lister to finance his relationship with the other woman. When the A lister found out about the money and relationship, the husband was kicked out. The other woman then dumped the husband.
October 12, 2016
This A+ list singer has been avoiding all communication with someone who many consider to be her bff. It is the drugs. The bff went against her and now is paying the price.
Taylor Swift/Selena Gomez
At one point in time, this singer was A list or really close. For about a year I would say she deserved A list status. Now? You all know her name, but she has not done anything noteworthy in so long that I guess she would probably be a C lister. Only her name and the fact you all know it keeps her from obscurity. She didn't have to be relegated to the whatever happened to pile, she chose to go that route and I know why.
It must be six years ago now that I got a chance to hang out with her. There was a group of six of us having dinner and she came along with one of the six. I remember it was raining that night and the dinner lasted for hours because no one wanted to go out in the rain. Yes, we will melt if rain touches us here in LA. At that point, she was still in the music industry. I mean, she is today too, but her last success had been five years earlier and it was already in decline at that point. At the time of our dinner she said she was working on a new record. Singers always say that. It does not mean it will happen. In fact, it was another five years or so after that dinner before she released another record. It did awful. Her most recent record before the dinner did awful too.
She was legal when she signed her first record deal. She didn't get that deal though until she had sex with almost every guy on the label who wanted a turn with her. They didn't beat around the bush with her. They said if you want to sign, you will need to have sex with any guy at the label who wants you. Sometimes these guys would have sex with three or four wannabe singers a day.
During the recording of her first record she was told if she wanted the best songs and producers and promotion she would have to sleep with all of those people too. She did. She did everything they told her to do.
That first record was a monster smash. It was huge. The record company made a ton of money off her and wanted another record as quickly as possible. Because they wanted it so quickly, they didn't make her sleep with anyone. They didn't want to take a chance on something going wrong. They just wanted to exploit her success. The second record came out really quickly and was a big success. Not a monster, but the record company still made a ton of money off her, of which she really never saw very much.
The record company then wanted her to record a Christmas record and to do it quickly so again, they didn't ask anything of her. This was not to say they weren't screwing her over in every other way they could.
Fast forward a year or so and after making a lot of money from her while she toured, the record label wanted a new record. Our singer thought it would be the same as it was for the second record and the Christmas record because she was a star now. Nope.
She tried to protest but each time she did, they would suddenly give one of her songs to someone else on the label. She finally gave in to their demands, but waited so long and protested so much there was nothing much left on the record that could be considered a hit. Plus, she waffled on having sex with the promotional team. Her A list boyfriend wouldn't step up for her. He said it was part of the game and he was doing the same thing to women he was signing or thinking about signing.
The new record did well. It made the label money, but it really only did well in the US. When she said she would never sleep with anyone again at the label, they dropped her. When they did, no one would sign her. Also, the label put out the word that no one should do any projects with her which featured her even doing background vocals. Nothing.
Fast forward two a couple of years before our dinner. She is basically out of money. She gets paid a fraction of what she used to get paid to perform. Plus, no one really wants her. She needs to do a new record. The thing is though, even though she was willing to have sex with whoever a new label said, they just were not all that interested in her any longer. One executive though said he liked our singer's sister. So our singer offered her sister up and made her sister have sex with everyone. It took some time, but the record got made. It bombed though and no matter how much she begged or said she would sleep with someone, the label didn't want her any longer because she wasn't selling records.
Her telling of this story took a good hour and a ton of names were dropped. If she wrote a book just about that hour conversation, it would rock the music industry. Not that they don't know it goes on, but because of the names she named. Their perversions and kink. It is an amazing story.
October 11, 2016
Numb and completely out of it were words used to describe this former Academy Award winner/nominee turned television actress at an event yesterday. Pills probably.
Halle Berry
October 10, 2016
After openly cheating on her now ex, this B+ list mostly movie actress then threw her completely under the bus by telling the ex-girlfriend that she needed a woman who could keep up with her lifestyle and the ex was “too basic.”
Kristen Stewart
October 10, 2016
Thankfully this B+ list mostly television actress with the alliteration for a name had Uber over the weekend because she was falling down drunk at a high profile event. Her heels were definitely not helping the situation either.
January Jones
This always causing trouble B list actress who has landed in something without a camera trashed a dressing room the other day because it wasn't big enough. Hey, in her world it probably makes sense.
It is amazing to me to see this A list singer say one thing about a colleague in public but use every kind of slur imaginable when talking about him in private.
October 7, 2016
This rap legend/mogul can’t have it both ways. He is trying to pretend his past didn’t happen and thinks he has enough money to make it go away. The problem is there are too many people who know the truth about the way he treated women. Heck, even back in the day he admitted it.
Dr. Dre
Apparently this A list reality star is not too distraught to have multiple plastic surgeries performed on her in the last month. I'm guessing after the recovery period she will declare she is no longer distraught.
The offspring of a celebrity who makes things for other celebrities killed someone in a drug deal gone wrong.
I had a blind in the past month or so about this A list mostly movie actor being an a-hole because he is off booze. A tabloid ran with it and now his PR people are spinning a story saying it is all untrue. Pretty tough to say something is untrue when the actor kept apologizing for being an a-hole because he had given up drinking.
This superhero has a thing for dating girls in high school. His publicist will say they are in college if asked, but he likes them in high school.
This former Disney star who has been in some trouble will be dead within a month unless he gets help. His drug use is way more than one person can stand withstand. A sad end to a a life that started pretty well.
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now an A/A- mainly just acts for the paychecks now and doesn't care about much else. All of you know him. Things are about to get super messy with his wife because she is going to bust him having sex with his co-star who all of you know too.
This non Teen Mom MTV reality star many of you know or at least know the premise of the show was wasted out of his mind at an event this week. I think he must have gorged on multiple pot brownies with a shot of some magic mushrooms maybe. He thought he was acting normally and probably thought he was getting away with it.
This foreign born A list model/pro beard has been sleeping with one of the producers of this long long long long running movie franchise. She has been obsessed with being part of the franchise for years and has been hitting that casting couch with the producer as much as he wants.
The soon to be latest trip to rehab for this B- list celebrity/former part-time reality star is because the guy she was seeing dumped her when she started using drugs again. So, she really started going at it even harder. Oh, and she has some crazy stories about the guy who broke up with her and a very much revamped dating timeline.
October 7, 2016
Nothing like a fake hack from an ex to get some money from this former Disney actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor. If he didn’t let people take photos of him doing crazy things, he wouldn’t have to worry.
Zac Efron
One of the questions asked most of me is which celebrities are horrible people. Coming in a close second is who is the nicest or the variation of someone seems nice, but are they nice. I know it might not seem like it from the blinds, but the vast majority of celebrities are really nice and understand fans make their fame and will stop what they are doing and interact with a fan. Eliminating celebrities who are friends of mine or who you would not guess, I will tell you who I think is the nicest celebrity I have met. Even though I have hung out with her multiple times, I wouldn't say we are friends. We know each other and see each other from time to time.
She is A list. OK, maybe A- list. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. One time we were walking through Beverly Center and if she stayed out in the main area she would literally get stopped every twenty feet. Then when she would stop, people would see what the commotion was and that would create a bigger crowd. When I say crowd, I am talking 5 or 6 people, but it was pretty constant. This was a few years ago when Beverly Center had their version of a dollar movie theatre. It took a good 30 minutes of walking from the middle of the mall to the end where the theatres were. The thing is, she never stopped smiling. Ever. Pictures, autographs as she slowly made her way to the theatre. When we got there and bought our tickets she could have bailed and waited inside a fairly darkened theatre and no one would have bothered her. But, she stuck it out in line for another ten minutes with a bunch of other people coming up to her and she just kept going and going. When we did get inside the theatre, she did acknowledge that it can be exhausting. She said that she loved the fans and would never say no to anyone, but that sometimes you just want to get from point A to point B and sometimes that was difficult.
There was another time we were in this open area in between some buildings. Apparently some celebrity had been to the same spot 2 minutes earlier and had called in paps. They were hanging out waiting for the celebrity to come back out to get some more shots when they saw us. They swarmed which she does not usually get. In the midst of their swarming two families were trying to cross through the area and she went out of her way to go to them and apologize for all the commotion and chaos. She didn't have to do it. I don't think the families knew who she was but she did it anyway.
I could go on and on about her, but she is the one celebrity I find to be the same all of the time. People perceive her to be sweet and kind and she is exactly those things and more.
October 7, 2016
Apparently the reason this A list country singer stays with his A list singer girlfriend instead of moving on with one of the other women he sees is that she likes to roleplay as a high school student and that is something he loves.
Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani
October 7, 2016
If you thought Naomi Campbell hated her cell phone, she has nothing on this former child actress from an acting family turned multi-millionaire. According to an employee, the former actress throws her phone at a wall at least once a week. She buys phones five at a time.
Ashley Olsen
September 14, 2011
This former bubblegum pop singer and now an actress who sometimes sings is probably the best way to describe her. Anyway, she was overheard telling someone that she and her significant other have been trying to have a baby but she is having a very tough time and has had multiple miscarriages.
Mandy Moore
This former B list mostly television actress turned B+ list mostly movie actress who is an academy Award winner/nominee continues to spiral into decline with her drug use. I'm not sure, given how wasted she was the other night, how exactly she films any scenes.
I don't know if her relationship is still going or not, but this network reality star from a long running show was cheating on her supposedly future husband this past weekend.
October 6, 2016
Short and sweet. Things are not adding up in the statements given by doctors and others close to this now deceased permanent A+ list singer.Eyes are now turning towards a very very close family member who was ensuring that the singer would die.
Prince
Our favorite former A list mostly movie actress turned B lister is hooking up with multiple married men. She says she is trying to secure her future.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister. Our actress fainted from not eating for a week at a recent event. She lives on cigarettes and water which is usually enough to get her through the day but she is promoting a new movie.
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct very hit cable show is dating someone on the sly because she wants to keep it secret from her minders who are trying to keep her close to them.
This award organization had to promise an award to someone just to get them to agree to read the nominations for the awards.
This former child turned tween actor who is just strange right now has to pay his girlfriend each month because of just how strange he is. He thinks it is love and not the several grand he pays her each month that keeps her around.
As soon as this B+ mostly television actor thinks he is about to be thrown out of the closet, he has his PR team send out something to the Kneepadiest tabloids and websites with some crap statement and they dutifully print it even though they know it isn't true.
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who also has a superhero franchise looked so at peace the other night with his long time male lover and not having to pretend he is someone else. Still don't know if he will come out, but he won't be doing the beard thing again.
Probably a little embarrassing for this B list mostly television actor/movie writer to be confronted by one of his exes while out last week at a grocery store. His wife, an actress, was several feet away looking at something on the opposite side of the aisle and about ten feet down from our actor. The ex, ran up to the actor and said, "I really miss you spanking me." It was right then, the actress walked up and introduced herself as the actor's wife.
Apparently this tool of an actor who has a new cable show and was once married to an A lister is even more toolish than I thought. Not only was he cheating on his now former girlfriend with people on the set of his new show but also was having sex with multiple other women at a crash pad he forgot to tell his former girlfriend about.
This studio spent a record amount of money to get the star of their upcoming tent pole movie a very public accolade. Usually it is just about the right favors. This time though it came down to cash. A lot of it.
October 6, 2016
This singer turned reality star turned talk show host turned do not much of anything does have a famous last name. She also has a huge drug problem. One overdose she tried to coverup, but did a horrible job at it. The drugs make her do some crazy things which with her take things to a whole new level of out of control. Her husband tries to hide when she goes overboard.
Tamar Braxton
Several years ago I had the pleasure of meeting this former A list mostly movie director with the very interesting name. You know I love stories, so one evening I convinced him to do a lot of sharing. From that one night I got more information about more people than at any other time. The guy knew everyone and because of the types of movies he specialized in, everyone seemed to definitely be more open with him than they would with a different director. Here are some things that happened on the set of his movies.
#1 - This former A list mostly television actor who has had multiple hit shows but will forever be known for one conic role never used his trailer when having sex with actresses. He was afraid of his wife walking in on him so he would use the trailer of our director. The director said at the end of the shoot there was not much furniture that had not been broken during these sex sessions.
#2 - He had to shoot from behind and use filters and cut many scenes from one movie he shot because the A list mostly movie actor in the movie was regularly beating his co-star/girlfriend and wasn't shy about bruising her everywhere.
#3 - This long long time B- list mostly movie actor has been in everything. He was one of the male leads in one of the director's movies. As part of his role he had several sex scenes with the female lead. Apparently our actor, even though he is married, generally prefers guys so our director would have the actor watch gay porn for an hour before shooting one of the sex scenes.
October 6, 2016
This barely legal celebrity offspring with the drug problem was so wasted earlier this week that she crashed through a wine tasting shop and broke about a dozen bottles of wine and several tables. She had been told she was too young to drink there and was in the process of leaving when it went down.
Paris Jackson
April 20, 2011
So, this is not really celebrity gossip per se, but it is tabloid fodder, so I think it works. There is a Republican out there who is in the top 3 or 4 potential candidates for President. He wants to desperately run, but is trying to come up with a payoff for his mistress. Cheating is not unusual for him considering he even married a mistress in the past.
Newt Gingrich
April 14, 2011
All My Children – This actor from the show who seems like he has been on there forever, annoys every teenager hired by the show by daily reminding them how many days left they have until they turn 18 and then can date him. He also loves to get handsy.
David Canary
The bazillionaire husband of this B list mostly television actress/producer strong armed a bunch of companies to give millions of dollars in product and money to make a charity event for his wife a success. Rumor is it he kept the money for himself and some of the best products/auction items.
This A+ list singer/songwriter is turning into someone he has never been. Maybe he has, but didn't let himself indulge in it. He wears makeup and has had a bunch of botox. At his home he only wears robes and has a staff (in addition to house staff) of 3 to give him daily massages, pedicures and manicures.
October 5, 2016
While out of the country, this foreign born former boy bander met with a religious leader known to be extremist in his views about Western Europe and the US. Our boy bander has donated money to the cause in the past and is big supporter.
Zayn Malik
The PR people of this A+list singer have been trying to get the media to report that the singer is dating this foreign born rapper. The problem is, first she is not, but that has never stopped the kiss butt tabloids. The problem is that another A+ list singer has an equally powerful team and have pushed back against that story line.
I wonder if this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is going to split with her husband before or after Christmas. I think he is trying to save the marriage but it has been over for a long time.
The married man that our B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition has been seeing finally separated from his wife and of course wants to be with our actress. She gave him a million chances though and so far is not back with him. He ended up splitting with his wife not because the wife found out about the actress but another woman.
This Teen Mom was diagnosed with a mental disorder but refuses to mention it on air or that she refuses to take medications for her illness because she believes the illness was made up by multiple doctors to get her to keep coming back and buy medicine.
To boost the shippers on this network hit, these onscreen co-stars are now "dating." Someone should tell his boyfriend that the closeted actor is now "dating" a woman.
This A+ list magazine editor of an A+ list magazine is in some hot water after people accused her of being racist for a recent in office event she had.
No one even talks about this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister being kicked out of school after such a big deal was made of the offspring getting admitted to the school.
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity gets paid a lot of money to come speak and promote products. Part of the deal though is that his wife gets to plug her products while they are paying for him. Quite a few companies have started to get a little ticked off about this.
Sometimes when our favorite alliterate B+ list mostly television actress gets just to the point of drunk, she starts sneezing. A lot. As in every ten seconds until she drinks some more. Her sneezes start quietly but as they continue, she can't hold back and they get more loud. At an event the other night, she started sneezing and someone shouted from the back, "I didn't know _____________ was here."
This B-/C+ list celebrity offspring in a big acting family tried to come out as bisexual to her dad a few years ago and her dad took her to a bible camp for two months so she could pray it away. Since that obviously didn't work, now they just don't talk about her lifestyle choices.
October 4, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actress has slowly built a side gig which seems to be doing really well. Our actress had a bit of booze the other night and was trying to ride the outside of a glass elevator.
Reese Witherspoon
Whenever I would see this former celebrity on television acting holier than thou and quoting scripture, I would just shake my head and remember the two nights I witnessed his holiness firsthand at a con. Back then, they weren't really called cons. We just called them conventions. What this one was basically a gathering of some people who were from different fields of entertainment and celebrity who gave talks. The subject of our blind was there as more of a crossover. He was a celebrity, but he was also there talking about being a success and even giving some demonstrations.
I knew the name and even knew some of his work, but had never seen him or met him in person. At this convention there were a bunch of very attractive, college aged women who were getting paid as greeters and other gofer type things. I remember he had just given a talk about going to church and his beliefs and love of marriage. He walked off the stage behind a curtain and there were two of these gofers waiting for him because they wanted to take a photo with him. While a third person took the photo, he stood in between the two women and had a hand on each of their butts. He squeezed hard and said he was a big fan of theirs. Then they said something like he was their inspiration for going to this bible based university and he said they should meet up that night and he would show them some inspiration as he hugged and groped them. Honestly I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
So, later that night there was a party for the 40 or so invited celebrities. It was in this hotel ballroom. Part of a ballroom. The number of people was about 150 total so the hotel was only using one section of the ballroom.
Sure enough, the guy walks in with those two students from earlier. No one even bats an eye that this self proclaimed very religious, happily married man came in with these two women who apparently he had taken back to his room earlier and had sex with is with them now. He proceeds to paw them throughout dinner and is openly doing lines of coke at the table. It was crazy. He took them into the next ballroom which was closed off from the part where the dinner was and apparently had sex with them because when he came back he said something to the effect of the coke was messing with his Viagra and he had trouble sealing the deal. He started drinking and getting louder. He got angry at the two women for something and told them to leave. A short time later he staggered out of the ballroom.
The next morning, bright and early, there was our subject up on a dais with several other people telling the audience about hard work and values and blah blah blah. Meanwhile he is wiping his nose like crazy every five seconds. That afternoon I saw him out by the pool. He was actually in the hot tub and he was making out with some woman older than the college students by about a decade. His hands were inside her top and he was drinking straight from a bottle of vodka. I wondered to myself if he was like this at home or just was super staid at home and only let loose when he was away from home. Then, I also realized he was probably gone from home over half the days each year doing his thing and that if he partied like this every night he was away from home, he was going to die an early death.
December 29, 2010
Usually with my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time.
Jerry Lewis
November 23, 2010
These two married, but not to each other, national cable news anchors, not only share a network, they also share a bed as often as possible.
Joe Scarborough/Mika Brzezinski (I forgot I had this blind until I saw it today. it just goes to show how long their relationship has been going on. Years sooner than anyone ever reported it)
August 31, 2010
This B+ movie actress from a hit franchise series has always been rumored to be in a heterosexual relationship. True. She is. She is also involved with a female costume designer she met on the set of a different movie other than the franchise.
Kristen Stewart (This was the first time I remember hearing about Kristen being with another woman. )
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is also creepy as hell if you meet him in person. He left his wife behind on his recent promotional trip and the creepy factor has increased 100 percent. If you meet him away from a red carpet flash, you would think you were face to face with someone from AHS.
This still young B list mostly television actor who was on a very long running middling network hit recently had a mini-stroke. It affected one side of his face. Probably from all the drugs and booze he did back in the day.
October 30, 2016
I have written about the manager of this A+ list singer before, but things are spiraling out of control and honestly, if the singer ever does decide to break free, I wouldn’t be surprised to see her end up dead.
Mariah Carey
For the first time in 2.5 years, this former tweener actor turned frequent drug abusing B+ list mostly movie actor was seen with his significant other/sober coach in public. Apparently the tweeners new foreign born A list co-star suggested our actor should be more open.
This network reality star on a very hit show you have seen but probably can't remember his name is married. Things are getting uncomfortably close between him and his seasonal co-star. He needs to run away. Quickly. His co-star has never not shared anything with anyone who will listen and loves to put her own spin on things.
There sure was a lot of flirting this weekend between this married foreign born A/A+ list mostly movie actor and this A- list mostly movie actress who was in a secret relationship with someone from the actor's home country. The pair talked a minute or two at a time many times throughout the night and went out of their way to do so.
Speaking of closeted, there is a Republican from one of the I29 states that rails against gay rights but is about to be exposed by his longtime staffer who is also his secret boyfriend.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with the wandering age has been calling everyone she knows to not appear on the very popular television show of this foreign born reality star. They are fighting about a project he is involved in back in her home country and she takes it seriously.
This foreign born B list singer who was once in an A list band in his own country and maybe a few Commonwealth countries has a way with words. The married singer will have you believe he is not closeted. He is. Deep inside. Clawing at that door to stay inside but sometimes he hooks up with a guy and it gets out.
October 31, 2016
There were definitely some sparks the other night but I didn’t think this foreign born permanent A list model/reality host would give out her number to this pretty much one hit wonder singer. He is a player and she is involved in a serious relationship but they were getting beyond the PG-13 range with their affection for each other.
Heidi Klum/Jason Derulo
June 23, 2010
So, it was not that long ago that this female singer got engaged. The night before she said yes, and about a week after the night she said yes, she was still sleeping with this male singer who has had his own marriage issues.
Katy Perry
June 9, 2010
This is a bathroom quickie story for the ages. This foreign born female model and now a C/D list movie and television actress who had her big break last year was caught in a bathroom at an event the other night getting orally serviced by a female waitress from the party. The thing that makes this a story for the ages is that they were discovered by this A list fashion designer who screamed when she saw them which caused 10 other people to rush in and have a look.
Ruby Rose/Donna Karan
Holy f**kballs you should have seen this A- list mostly movie actress who has a new side business at a recent event. She usually uses coke to settle down but was out of the country and couldn't get any. So, what did she do? Took a handful of pills from a makeup artist she hired for the day. Our actress was out of her mind whacked out.
There is talk of replacing the superhero on an almost network show because the superhero is having trouble getting their meds adjusted correctly and is feeling a lot of pressure about the show. The more success the show enjoys, the worse off our superhero becomes.
The producers of this southern based reality show not called Southern Charm or RHATL are looking for a new cast member to drive up ratings. They want the cast member to try and hook up with any of the spouses of the stars of the show and will give the star a bonus if she can make it happen.
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress/part-time reality star got some work done to her face. Trying to erase some of those hard partying years.
October 31, 2016
Just when I think things cannot get any more strange in the love life of this former reality star turned B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show, I am proved wrong. She invited both her co-star/ex-boyfriend/on set hookup and her new boyfriend. They both came.
Katharine McPhee
January 28, 2010
This reality star with her own show just got her breasts augmented because her dad insisted.
Jessica Simpson
January 15, 2010
This now C list only movie actress who used to be a B and creeping towards an A is back off the wagon. At a recent event she had so much free wine that she was knocking things off shelves and walls but didn't seem to care.
Eva Mendes
October 30, 2016
In their all consuming desire to take over the world, this A list reality momager has someone on staff with the job of manipulating comments on various websites that use an up/down arrow system for comments.
Kris Jenner
