November 3, 2009
This C+/B- list television actress formerly on one of the most interesting shows of all time which is still on the air went around the event asking almost everyone if they had just a little bump of coke she could have to get through the night. Our actress is in the midst of a career transition.
Michelle Rodriguez
October 29, 2016
This former superhero ended up in the bed of this former A list actress who is bff with the ex of the former superhero.
Tobey Maguire/Kate Hudson
October 28, 2016
When push comes to shove there are six guys who could, at least time wise, be the father to this reality star’s baby.
Blac Chyna
To try and make it look like they don't alternate weekends, this B+ list mostly television actor who goes from one show to the next in order to get away from the voice over stuff but has a movie franchise too offered to let his wife join him on a red carpet. She said no. She would rather party.
This A list reality star with a side gig is in danger of being sued. For the next 45 days she was not supposed to wear anything in direct competition with a certain line of clothes. Not only did she wear something in direct competition, but also got paid for it and posted it to the world.
A more miserable looking celebrity couple on a date was nowhere to be found last night. This A- list network actress and her movie actor husband. All for show. Go to a place you know paps will be swarming. Just get this marriage over with already.
An unnamed celebrity anonymously filed suit Tuesday against a woman who he claims is threatening to release a tape of them having sex unless he pays her $2.5 million.
Identified only as Doe in the Los Angeles Superior Court complaint, the plaintiff wants an injunction preventing the defendant, her former attorney and a sex tape broker from allowing anyone to view the tape or duplicating it. He also wants the video and any copies lodged with the court pending the outcome of his lawsuit.
The woman, identified in court papers as Elizabeth Ruiz, could not be immediately reached for comment.
A celebrity website turned down her offer to sell them the tape, according to the suit, which says Doe "has worked hard his entire life to hone his skills and become one of the most talented people in the United States and the world."
He also has received many honors and accolades and "is widely recognized as the world's best at his job," according to his court papers, which state that his ability to benefit from his fame "depends on the appeal of his persona to many different people ... including families and children."
"He cannot count on this appeal if Ruiz exposes images of him in the most intimate of physical acts between a man and a woman, done in private and intended to remain private," his court papers say.
Ruiz has stated that "she wants to be the next Kim Kardashian" and hopes to be catapulted to fame and fortune with the sex tape at Doe's expense, the suit alleges. Kardashian herself was the subject of a sex tape with former boyfriend Ray J.
Doe and Ruiz met in Cancun in June and she used her cell phone to record the two of them having sex, but "agreed that she would keep the recording private," the suit alleges.
Ruiz responded "gotcha" when he reminded her after they returned to the U.S. that he wanted the tape destroyed, the suit alleges.
But in September, a "noted" sex tape broker told Doe's lawyer that Ruiz desired the broker's assistance in selling the video, the suit alleges. The next month, an attorney for Ruiz told Doe's lawyer that the defendant wanted Doe to buy the tape, or else she would "reserve her right to exploit the recording," the complaint alleges.
Ruiz's attorney said his client had shown the tape to him, her mother and the sex tape broker, according to the suit.
Another of Doe's lawyers contacted Ruiz's attorney and the latter said that regardless of the law, Ruiz wanted $2.5 million from Doe or she would release the recording, the suit alleges.
The plaintiff claims Ruiz's lawyer called his client "unpredictable" and said she "may do anything with the recording if she does not get $2.5 million." Ruiz's attorney also said there was a copy of the sex tape he made on an external thumb drive, the suit alleges.
Doe's lawyer, after learning that Ruiz had subsequently fired her attorney, sent a letter to her on Oct. 30 reminding her that his client does not consent to the release of the tape, according to the lawsuit.
"Ruiz has not responded," the suit states.
October 27, 2016
I honestly thought if anyone would be above paying for paps, it would be this A- list mostly movie actress/behind the scenes person/Academy Award winner. Nope. She has done it a few times over the past couple of weeks and even brought a couple of wardrobe changes which is something not even Reese does.
Natalie Portman
July 22, 2009
This actor is C list. He is on a hit cable show right now but was doing primarily movies before this role came along. I expect he will keep climbing the ladder but incidents like the one which happened this past weekend will probably not help. Our actor was at a party and was snorting meth and coke and whatever else he could find. He then left the party with a friend. The car was blocked in by another car illegally parked. The friend went back inside to find the owner of the car. When the friend came back out with the owner they found our actor standing with the drivers side door open and marking his territory throughout the car. He then proceeded to get his ass kicked by the owner of the car.
Thomas Jane
July 15, 2009
Talk about high school. This television show on a non traditional network is headed towards a meltdown. It turns out that one of the bigger stars coming into the show has been basically ignored since the middle of last season. Unless there are lines being spoken, no one talks to this actor. He hasn't pulled a diva or done anything wrong, it's just the rest of the cast doesn't seem to like him or maybe it is something about him. It has got so bad that he just wants off the show and out of all their lives.
Tristan Wilds/90210
October 27, 2016
This A- list mostly movie actress is generally liked by everyone but a studio is getting irritated. They are flying her all over the world to promote a movie and she is also using the time to promote several other projects which is causing her movie promo to get lost in the mix.
Anna Kendrick
This B+ list mostly movie actress is foreign born and a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister generally wears wigs. She has lost a bunch of hair due to her bulimia.
This foreign born B+ list singer in a manufactured group is being paid six figures to promote a dating company. The only catch is she has to go on a real date with someone from the service so is having a bunch of her friends sign up so she can go on a "date" with them.
This superhero is a tool. He wants his foreign born actress wife to stay home and take care of their kids. He doesn't think a woman should work. She does. Probably why their marriage is on the rocks.
No one could quite figure out what this former singer/reality star/actress was doing at this fairly big event last night. She hits a lot of red carpets but this was more for actors and actresses without a bunch of / in between what they do. Turns out she was invited by one of the organizers who is so head over heels for her that she might end up with the most ridiculous nomination ever from the organization which has surprised us in the past.
October 27, 2016
Dear former A list singer with a very nice side gig from a celebrity family,
Next time you emerge from the bathroom, check your dress for white powder or wear something else. Goodness. Did you spill it on yourself?
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Jessica Simpson
One of the things I have never grown to love or even like is sitting in a recording studio watching people make music. When you are producing or writing or recording it can be entertaining, but if you are there and simply watching it is one of the most boring things to do. So, it was with a very large sigh that I agreed to go meet a producer friend of mine who was in the studio and asked me to drop by the studio for a bit while he was working with a singer.
I was in Miami and we were supposed to hang out, but the hanging out got delayed because of the recording. Did I tell you that recording sessions always run behind? Always. Have you ever sat waiting for a flight that is delayed for hours? If you want some practice dealing with that, schedule a meeting with someone who is coming to meet you after a recording session. There are a million things always going on at a recording session and in my experience, very few of those things are the process of actually recording. I remember back in the day I actually had to go to a session and for three days, despite, everyone involved being there the ENTIRE 72 hours, maybe two hours of recording was completed. It felt like 40 people were jammed into a tiny hotel room and the only ones able to escape were the food and drug delivery people. Everyone else was there, in that room. It was awful.
Anyway, back to Miami. I arrived at the studio soaking wet. The 50 yard dash across the parking lot was through one of those Miami downpours that make you wonder how there could possibly be a drought anywhere on earth with the amount of water that I was just subjected to.
Do you know that smell of cigarette smoke and wet clothes? That attraction smoke has to wet clothes? As soon as I walked into that studio it was like Dementor smoke knew there was someone new in the room and attacked. I burned the clothes. Normally I would donate any clothes I don't want any longer, but that would have been unfair to the rest of the clothes donated by other people that came into contact with these. You know what makes me mad? I was wearing what was my favorite shirt at the time.
I walked into the studio and saw my friend. I looked into the recording area and as I expected no one was in there. who should have been in there was this A+ list singer in his corner of the singing world who all of you know.
I asked where he was and apparently he was in another room paying off his dealer. Our singer went big. He bought almost a kilo. Yep. One skinny person and one big kilo of coke. When he came back in the room, he just set it on a coffee table in front of a sofa and helped himself. To be honest, he was more than willing to share, but that is just not me. It didn't stop the guys that are with him all the time or the four women (none of whom was his wife) from helping themselves. The singer and his entourage spent the next hour just gorging. During that hour he made all the women get topless and made sure to do some lines off their breasts. When one tried to put her top back on, one of the guys with the singer started yelling at her and looked like he was going to hit her. She backed down and stayed topless.
After the coke it was time to get some champagne delivered. Our singer used the time before its arrival to chain smoke right there in the room. He said it was good for his singing voice. One of the women said she was bored. Apparently, even though, I totally understand where she was coming from, this was not the proper thing to say. The guy who had been rough before yanked the woman up and ripped off her dress. He then dragged her out of the studio and told her to go be bored somewhere else. I never saw her again.
Another guy in the group made a call and at the same time the champagne arrived, so did two more women, both dressed almost identically to the remaining other three women. With the arrival of the women and champagne, everyone celebrated by doing coke for another hour. Apparently things had progressed to the point where the women now had to do lines of coke off the men and remove coke from their genital area by using their mouths.
This led to some sexual activity in the room right there in front of everyone although the singer took a woman he was interested in to a side room where he had previously paid his dealer. Thirty minutes later he came out and said he was ready to record. He went in the booth and sang for a good five minutes before he decided he didn't like it and came back out. He needed to take a break he said so everyone did some more coke and smoked some more cigarettes and rotated the women. At this point, almost half that kilo was gone and there had been five minutes of recording. I couldn't take any more and told my friend we could just catch up next time I was in town.
A few hours later I got a text from him saying that the whole group of them had flown to Puerto Rico on a private jet because the singer felt like he would get more inspiration there.
The next day my friend texted me and said maybe another 20 minutes of recording had been completed during the 24 hours but they ran out of coke so went back to Miami.
October 27, 2016
This permanent A list singer in a permanent A list group is dying. He recently bailed on a very high profile gig and is trying to organize one last farewell show.
Brian Wilson
October 30, 2008
I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick. It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won't end well.
Brendan Fraser
October 15, 2008
This B list film actor who has always done films is in the midst of quite the career comeback. However, on the set of his latest film he has reconnected with an old friend from the past. The old friend was his drug dealer who has always been known as the drug dealer to the stars. No, granted, being seen at dinner with the guy does not mean our actor is partaking again of drugs, but why is he even having dinner with him in the first place?
Mickey Rourke
I guess she is used to it from what seems all of her past relationships but this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A+/A lister is being cheated on by her significant other. Sometimes I feel like she knows about all this cheating but doesn't care unless it becomes public. Not really an open relationship, but a keep it quiet and you can do what you like.
This might be the first time I can remember someone having a kindness item about them in the same week they cheated on their wife. It happened while this actor was out of town.
October 27, 2016
This singer who is known much more for her offstage drama than her singing is so off her meds that she is selling a product for kids that would scar them for life if actually used on a child.
Azealia Banks (children's bleaching kits)
She seems embarrassed bu there is no reason to be. This still technically married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly starred in one type of movie while married is dating someone not old enough to drink. Yes, her daughter is not that far in age from the boyfriend but everyone says the actress has never been happier, so good for her. Plus, her ex is an a-hole who deserves some payback.
The pleas of this A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct long running network show are falling on deaf ears. She would like to appear on the spinoff which is the last thing anyone wants.
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is currently starring in a pay cable show is being paid an astonishing amount of money for an ad campaign few people will see. I guess the hookup with the married billionaire who owns a large percentage of the company is paying off. Her agent tried to take credit for the huge fee.
Previously I told you this celebrity offspring model used to run from drugs and now embraces them in an effort to stay thin. I guess she read it because now she is trying to come up with multiple excuses about how she got so thin.
This foreign born A- list model who is the worst actress on earth who gets work as an actress is making life hard on her ex and her ex's new actress girlfriend. At two different places this past week, the new actress girlfriend was confronted by other women who said some not kind things. Apparently our foreign born model has quite the network and is really ticked at the actress for helping break up a relationship.
I think this A- list mostly movie actor who is in a franchise but not the star and almost ruined another franchise as the star won't ever come out. Apparently his long time boyfriend is perfectly happy being in the shadows, and everyone once in awhile popping up in the same photo frame as he trails behind the actor.
This celebrity offspring of one of the lowest forms of celebrity is also a part-time reality star in her own right. Apparently she has been hooking up with the son of a permanent A list celebrity. The son has taken over the family business.
Never surprise your husband. That is what this foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned when arriving back home. She was supposed to arrive from the States on a much later flight. Her husband was alone when she got home but the evidence that had not been was everywhere.
This married foreign born A- list mostly movie director who trends towards futuristic movies always has at least one actress working on his films who either is or was a porn star. Straight up sex for film credit exchange.
Apparently this former tweener actress turned drug mess turned singer turned definitely says what is on her mind singer is obsessed with this former bubblegum pop singer turned actress. Whenever she hears about any guy the former pop singer has hooked up with, our former drug mess makes it her mission to hook up with him too. It goes back to some guy the bubblegum pop singer dated a loooong time ago that our former drug mess wanted for herself.
October 27, 2016
This permanent A list songstress has let her soon to be ex know that unless he backs off, she will start posting photos of all the women he slept with during their marriage.
Mary J Blige
#1 - Before she became who she became, this now A list singer both solo and in a group turned reality star cheated on the boyfriend she wrote so many songs for. For three straight nights she hooked up with the lead singer of a band that sounded just like hers and would be a treat of a cat.
#2 - This singer is one of the best and has an amazing voice To me, it is a crime she will always be remembered for something she wore. One night after a show we were talking and having a drink and a guy came up behind her and said something like, "I heard singers give great head." As he did this he was reaching around and grabbing her breasts. She screamed like only she can and bit his hand and then turned around and kneed him in the balls. It was over in like five seconds.
#3 - I have been instructed by this A list musician/singer/songwriter from a music family in a permanent A list group to never discuss anything we have ever done that may involve drinking, drunk trampolining, skinny dipping, road trips or buying fake i.d's together. She said she would bring up my propensity as a youth to mix Boone's Farm and vodka and that I used to drink wine coolers if I violated the terms of our agreement. So noted.
July 10, 2008
Have a baby and then lose your husband? This A list singer recently had a baby, but it seems that the little bundle of joy was also just delaying the inevitable. The only thing that held them together was the pregnancy. Now that the pregnancy is over, so is the marriage.
Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman (and then they split)
October 26, 2016
Apparently this A- list standup comic/B+ list almost television actor is crushed about the recent developments in this A+ lister’s love life.
Aziz Ansari/Jennifer Lawrence
May 29, 2008
Speaking of obsessiveness, this former film A lister with the really bad hair issues and now a comfortable B has changed the entire carpeting in his house five times over the past year. He is single handedly keeping a store in business. Seems that he has to like the way the carpet feels on his bare feet. The store has offered to provide him samples, but our whacked out actor insists that the carpet has to be in the house and in its place for him to get a true sense of its feel. Uh huh. Maybe he should just wear slippers. Total cost this year has been about $175,000 on carpeting, installation, removal and labor.
Nicolas Cage
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and I think is still technically married spent what is believed to be about $50K for this orgy involving himself, his son and a bunch of naked escorts and strippers.
Everyone was a little shocked that this B+ list singer was featured in a televised special. What they didn't know is she has a little blackmail over one of the people deciding who was going to appear. He was afraid his wife would see the information.
October 26, 2016
This permanent A list singer/diva is trying to spin some tale about caring for her fans. Truth is, unless the money is quick and easy and involves as little work as possible, the singer isn’t interested. She would rather stay in bed all day.
Mariah Carey
When I see a tabloid print that this female A list reality star with a side gig is hooking up with this WNBA star who lives in the same city, then I will believe a story written by tabloids about who she is dating.
This foreign born singer/musician had his biggest fame back in the day. Everyone knows who he is, but not always for his music. More so for who he was married to. Anyway, he made some comments after a show this week about the lack of hot groupies from which to choose.
It has been months since this married couple consisting of two foreign born people has seen each other. I know he has been filming a movie, but he was only a two hour flight away from his actress wife. Not sure why they are hanging on at this point.
The boyfriend of this A- list actress/comedian told some friends he is being verbally and emotionally abused by his girlfriend on a pretty regular basis. whenever he says he wants a break thought she bugs him incessantly and apologizes and says it won't happen again.
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor is on a hit network show. He would be on two of them if another network would ever decide what it is going to do with their show. Anyway, his wife recently gave birth and our actor bought several dozen roses for every new mother in the hospital. There were about twenty total new mothers.
This star of a southern based reality show still has not stopped taking drugs. He has also not stopped hooking up with that male bartender he has been seeing for years.
This not so great comedian wrangled his way into a pay cable special. Turns out, the way he managed to get the special is all made up. Lots and lots of questions are starting to be asked which should have been asked a long time ago. He has no answers at all. Talk about a career that will go up in flames.
That cable show that just recently had its season premiere has a guy on there always defending his girlfriend. Glad he defends his girlfriend but everyone does know he plays for pay with guys right? I mean that is how he makes his living.
This soon to be out of a cable tv show actor is closeted. His actress girlfriend is into that. He has about four different gay online profiles he uses to find one night stands.
It was only a few months ago this model was yachting and now she has landed a former network actor/writer/producer from a long running hit show. He is head over heels in love. I don't think she quite feels the same way.
October 26, 2016
This A list everything in her mind wants her co-star killed off because she hates working with him.
Jennifer Lopez
Several years ago I was house sitting for a friend. Honestly, it was more of a please please can I stay in your guest house while you are out of town for a few months, and also by the way, could I do so rent free. Divorce is expensive. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. It is the moving out from one place and finding another and getting stuff to fill the place. It is so much easier to just sort things out at a friend's house while using their cable and internet and the occasional pay per view order you hope they don't notice. It was a pretty down point in my life. Lucky for me, my friend said yes and for the next three months I experienced a life journey like no other.
I was flipping through the channels one evening. It was summer and this must have been about 6 or 7pm. I had been sitting there a couple of hours and I was bored. I did something that night I don't normally do. I went for a walk. Yes, the time honored tradition of taking a walk through the neighborhood. In this case, the neighborhood was filled with leafy trees and nice wide sidewalks and no one ever seemingly using them. Oh sure, there were a few people out, but not many.
I started walking and about a half block from the house I saw a really tall guy walking who was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with a baseball cap. He was pretty thin but I remember so bronze. Like a spray tan every morning kind of bronze. He was walking in the opposite direction and we both said hi to each other as we passed. The kind of awkward hi when you know you are supposed to say something, but don't really quite know what to say.
A few days later, the same scenario played out with my boredom and who should I see again, but the same guy wearing the same clothes but a different hat. We said hi a little more pleasantly this time around and again continued on our merry ways.
i started walking on a fairly regular basis but didn't see him again for about a week. When I saw him again, he was in bad shape. I didn't know it at the time. All I noticed from about a block away was him holding on to a tree to keep from falling. As I approached, he was even more thin and the bronze was not quite as bronze. I asked him if everything was ok and he said he was, but I was really doubtful. I asked him if he needed some help. He said he would be ok. He took off his hat to wipe the sweat beneath it and I got a good look at him for the first time. I asked him if we had met before because he looked really familiar. He said that he didn't think so. After he had caught his breath, he seemed to get a second wind. It was then he told me he had been undergoing chemo and this last treatment had really taken a lot out of him. He said he would be ok and after a couple of assurances we both went our separate ways.
A few days later we were going to pass each other, but he stopped and said thanks and that he apologized if he didn't act appreciative over the offer of help. I didn't think he had anything to apologize for but he wanted to make sure. We started talking and started walking. He told me he was a doctor. It was the truth, but not the whole truth, but I didn't know that at that time. He started talking about his cancer and the treatment and explained how chemo worked and the side effects but did it in such a way that it was more like story telling than a doctor being all medical.
Over the next month or two we would often run into each other and he would talk and I would listen. He railed against health insurance companies. Not for himself, but for others he saw in treatment. he knew people not covered at all because of pre-existing conditions or others that had reached their policy limits. He confided in me that he was currently bankrolling about ten such people. Ten doesn't sound like a lot, but their bills were costing him about $200K a month. At some point that summer he told me he was not going to live, but was trying to drag things out as long as possible. It was close to Labor Day when he told me he was up to supporting 35 patients and was spending close to $1M a month. He had set up a foundation which he hoped would be able to support 100 or more patients at a time for the rest of time. He talked about everything and but would give these 30 minute lectures about life and what people can do for each other and the miracles of science. He said he should have died months ago but because he had a purpose to help others that it had given him a lift. He talked about wondering if that lift was some type of chemical in the body and whether it could be found and produced. I last saw him about the middle of September. I was walking less. He was walking less. I was about to move out of the guest house. There was no goodbye. Just one day I was gone and I assumed he would be doing his walks. We never even exchanged names.
The first week of November I was looking at Variety and there he was, just staring at me. He had died the previous day. It was quite the shock to the industry he had died. Apparently no one knew. I think it is fair to say he was a permanent A+ lister. Behind the scenes guy, but A+ list. You can't look at that body of work and the things he did in life and the things he set up for after his passing and not make him A+ list.
April 11, 2008
This C/B- list female cast member of a former A+ hit show is never seen out and about with the rest of the cast members. They all hang out together for the most part. Notice I said for the most part. However our actress is never included. The reason? She refuses to participate in their partner swapping which they enjoy doing on a fairly regular basis.
Mila Kunis (Literally one week after this blind, I would have changed her rating to B/B+ because of what Forgetting Sarah Marshall did to her career.)
March 31, 2008
This engagement announcement is a nice effort, but there will never be a marriage. Think Billy Zane and Kelly Brook.
Jamie Lynn Spears (and she never did get married to that guy because the whole thing was fake like Billy and Kelly)
February 7, 2008
This A list couple consisting of a B list film actor and B list film actress were spotted in a corner each taking one pill last night. No, they weren't vitamins, because if they were, why all the secrecy and trying to find a place where they wouldn't be seen. Also, vitamins don;t usually glaze your eyes over 30 minutes later.
Justin Long/Drew Barrymore
For the fourth time in as many weeks, this former A- list mostly television actress from a long defunct, long running running network show turned straight to on demand actress/part-time drug user canceled on plastic surgery. She can't decide whether to get her breasts enlarged and has canceled four surgeries at the last minute.
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is taking all of his massive new almost television paycheck and creating a foundation which will give as many poor students as possible a free college education.
October 26, 2016
How thirsty is this? This A- list mostly television actress who only gets that high because she is on a hit network show and works hard to get noticed gave a ride to a pap so she could take her photo arriving to an event. The pap said it was not worth his time to drive over there so our actress gave him a ride there and an Uber to go back home. Plus gave him $250.
Priyanka Chopra
This foreign born A- list franchise actor who might be finished filming it but will be talking about it a lot over the next couple of years, sure has been seeing a certain waitress a lot while filming here. Every shift she works he is right there and leaving $1000 tips on $20 breakfast tabs.
Some of it is genes, but most of it is not eating and using drugs to stay thin for this actress offspring of a permanent A lister. another downside is she a looks a decade older than the teen she is.
This foreign born A- list dual threat actor pays the gym fees for over 100 kids so they have a place to go after school each day until their parents get home from work.
This A- list mostly movie actor who keeps getting shots at co-lead is using so much meth that he has to wear a ton of makeup each day to hide the marks on his face.
This A+ list in her mind everything wanted to make sure the birthdays of her children were celebrated at school but didn't want other kids to feel like their school celebrations lacked in comparison. So, our actress/singer/former reality star gives each student's parents $1000 for them to spend for their child's birthdays at school.
Apparently one rift in the music business has been put to bed. This A+ list singer wrote a whole slew of songs for this one named singer who could use a comeback. Nice gesture by the A+ lister who was given some flack for not supporting the one named singer in the past.
She used to run away from drugs, but now this B list model/celebrity offspring/celebrity sibling is the first in line when there are any around.
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist turned reality star is cheating on her significant other. He does it too. I just don't think they are right for each other.
The super religious reality family complained to an owner of a franchise of a worldwide sandwich chain and got an employee fired because the employee is gay. Apparently the family also owns part of this franchise or the owner is related. It is a little unclear about that portion, but crystal clear in all else.
This foreign born former A list singer in a group she tries to revive every few years left her husband behind when she was the threesome partner of a couple.
October 26, 2016
He was known as one of the most litigious celebrities of all time and apparently the widow of the now deceased permanent A list mostly movie actor is also willing to go to court. She didn’t want to see anything written about her husband while she is alive so seemingly sues anyone who tries to write a book about him.
Mickey Rooney
January 31, 2008
This current Academy Award nominated actress/supporting actress is cheating on her significant other. If she wins will she thank them both? Not Ruby Dee.
Tilda Swinton
January 29, 2008
This A list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.
Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore
January 11, 2008
Which married A list television actor was kissing his girlfriend at a supermarket last week, when he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see it was his in-laws.
Thomas Gibson
This less famous sister could be headed to divorce number two. She is spending a lot of time solo and things are definitely rocky between herself and her actor husband.
This A+ list singer was in a private room with her date this past weekend. Not only was her top down when a waiter walked in but she was sitting in the lap of her date and her breasts being fondled. Our singer tried to get up quickly but the booze and heels prevented that and caused her to fall.
October 26, 2016
A big bunch of, “no thanks,” when actresses were asked to present a recent award to this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. The only one willing to do it was her twice former co-star.
Kristen Stewart/Dakota Fanning/ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards
This A- list mostly television actor is closeted. Kind of. There has never been a press announcement and he has sex with a lot of women to help his cover. This past weekend, the actor from a very long running network hit show was getting orally serviced in the VIP section of a club by another man.
I thought he would wait until he made some money off her, but the boyfriend of this A- list mostly television actress who is on a long running hit network show is cheating on the actress.
Long time no hear from our favorite foreign born B (dropped a notch) list singer/part-time actress/part time reality star who was sloppy drunk at an important event after spending the night with one of her financial backers.
This closeted foreign born A+ list athlete everywhere but in Canada and the US is actually now getting his team to pay for the private flights to see his boyfriend.
This B- list take what she can get actress with A+ list name recognition and terrible acting skills had some cheek fillers that people just can't stop staring at on the set of her new movie. It is like a car wreck and people want to turn away but can't.
This A list rapper has long spun a tale about what happened to him at the beginning of his career and how it led to a hit song by him. None of it is true though. Instead, what happened is he crossed the wrong producers and they beat him within an inch of his life but can never go against them so had to make up another story.
This former talk show host was wasted out of her mind. I think she knew she would be away from the coke so overdid it with pills and booze.
This reality star just uses that for cover for her main source of income. Escorting. Anyway, she got into a huge blowup with producers over her outfit. She yelled and screamed like she was on a reality show. Here is the crazy thing. She knew she was going to have to change clothes and even brought different clothes. It was like she was practicing for cameras.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has a long running franchise is still technically married. He cheated on his wife with a co-star and the wife kicked him out. Now, a few months later that co-star kicked him to the curb for cheating on her.
With another season of her cable reality show beginning, this reality star doesn't want too many questions asked about her marriage or her drug use or the main source of her income.
October 26, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actor needs people discussing something other than his recent news making events so why not start firing up the pay for publicity model list again. Still a big long list with lots of agencies willing to meet his fees.
Leonardo DiCaprio
I was visiting a film set back in the day with a guy in a band who was singing the film's big song. It was a do nothing kind of day. We were just goofing around and raiding craft service. The producers just wanted him to visit the set to get a feel for the movie and to get any ideas for a music video for that title song. The movie actually opened at number one and my friend got an award from ASCAP for the song. If you were a teen at the time the movie was released you probably saw it. Anyway, we were not doing much of anything when he got called away to go meet some people.That left me on my own. I decided to try and find another friend of mine who was doing props on the movie. I asked around and someone pointed in the general vicinity of some trailers. I remember very clearly knocking on the door to the trailer. No one answered, but I knew my friend wouldn't mind if I went in and waited.
One big problem. It wasn't the trailer for my friend. Nope. It was the trailer of an actress in the movie. An Academy Award winning actress actually. I walked in on her with another woman. In bed. Naked. The other woman was an actress who was also in the movie but is known for more behind the scenes stuff than in front of the camera.
I mumbled a sorry and got out as quickly as I could. I was sorry I had walked in on it, but it wasn't a big deal to me and two trailers beyond was the prop trailer. I didn't say anything to him about what I saw. It couldn't have been more than ten minutes when our Academy Award winning actress poked her head inside, saw me and motioned me out of the trailer. I walked out and apologized to her for walking in. She immediately started talking.
"Did you tell anyone what you saw? Please tell me you didn't. Please don't tell anyone."
She was shaking. Crying. She told me that no one knew that she was bisexual and that if anyone found out she thought her career would end. She was at a crossroads in her career and had a huge franchise lined up which she thought would disappear. I told her I hadn't told anyone and wasn't planning on it and would make sure I never would. It was then she gave me the biggest hardest hug I have ever received. I guess she trusted me and she was right to.
Fast forward a few years. She finished a huge movie and the first installment of that franchise. I ran into her while I was eating lunch with a couple of people. She was walking past with someone and did a double take when she saw me. She stopped in her tracks which caused the guy behind her to crash into her and almost knock her over. She bent down and whispered thank you in my ear before kissing my cheek and moving on.
In the few times we saw each other after that, the meetings were just as brief but you could tell she cared less about what others thought and she finally was able to say publicly what she had feared someone would force her to do so many years earlier.
January 2, 2008
Lots of fights during the holidays among family members. Fights during the holidays are not the exclusive domain of Tyra Banks staffers. Well during one family fight outside the restroom of a bar, a female singer who does some acting from time to time, got her wig pulled straight off her head. She's bald. Completely, without a hair on her head bald. I so wish there were a picture. It would be the most popular photo ever.
Whitney Houston
December 21, 2007
I hate to put two move outs back to back. But, what can I say. The holidays are big for this type of thing. This one doesn't directly involve cheating although there has been some. It is more because of behavior. A list film/television/film couple. He will be allowed to visit on Christmas Eve and Christmas and that is it. If he can straighten out, she will take him back, but I don't think he wants to straighten out. Needs to, but doesn't want to.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner (interesting that even that long ago they were having trouble)
December 14, 2007
This Idol star is in negotiations with an adult magazine to shed her good girl image and to reveal all in an upcoming pictorial. Right now there is a $2M offer sitting on the table.
Katharine McPhee (would have been interesting to see how her career would have changed if she had accepted)
The last two women he hooked up with got hooked on drugs. Lets hope this is not the case now that this former A list tweener turned singer has tried to stop using. I don't think his new foreign born B list mostly television actress hookup could handle it. She isn't like her older co-star who lives for lines of coke.
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned professional partier turned made for tv regular might be in denial about her problem but when your coke bloat makes you look pregnant, it is time for rehab.
October 25, 2016
Apparently sides have been taken and this former almost network actress from a long running show is the winner and this B list mostly movie actress who shares something in common with the first actress is the loser. It was cold shoulder time at a party this week.
Nina Dobrev/Nikki Reed
This current A list DJ paid his live in girlfriend $10K to move out because the DJ wanted to hook up with a one named singer. Instead, the girlfriend sent the money home and continued to live in the house. The DJ basically struck out with the one named singer so is now hooking up with the former reality star turned "DJ" who is always looking out for herself first.
This foreign born former A list athlete in his part of the world turned reality star was starting to lose relevance so he did a Kardashian. Well, he did it a long time ago but had it recently "leak."
This married A- list singer/musician has always been closeted. She is trying to stick a tow outside the closet but if the reception is not to her liking she will just go right back inside and pretend the toe was our imagination.
Apparently this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was suspicious of her foreign born A list mostly movie actor husband. Before, during, and after a recent flight she face timed the actor and he had to swing his phone to show who he was seated next to and who was close to him. "Just checking" is what she said.
I think this reality star who, as long as the DNA checks out, about to increase her wealth should be really careful about crossing this talk show host. The talk show host knows how the reality star earned her money and a long list of names. There is also the whole trafficking thing too.
This former A- list mostly television actress had a show that was one of the first to go from a network to an almost network. That was back in the day. Since then, her career has been all downhill. She does an occasional reality stint but spends most of her time doing some petty theft from friends and guys who pay for her company. Oh, and she also smokes a ton of crack.
December 5, 2007
This A list film actor and this A list film actress made nicey nice for the cameras recently, but as soon as the cameras turned off, so did the smiles. The pair it seems have very concrete cultural differences which results in them staying as far apart as possible under normal circumstances.
John Travolta/Jodie Foster
November 27, 2007
I don't remember if I told you this one or not. The singer who I say is pregnant. Her husband isn't so happy about it. Me thinks he thought his lovely betrothed was still using birth control.
Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
October 25, 2016
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is having a tough time getting work. Studios have basically closed the door on her and she has been forced to take overseas paycheck roles just to even get any acting jobs.
Diane Kruger
This former franchise actor is getting another shot at a lead. He doesn't want to do the beard route again though so his female publicist just calls the paps when she knows she will be out with him and gets the paps to take those pics so it looks like he has a girlfriend.
This movie could have been brilliant but it won't be. Not because the story is not good, but because the A list director only cares about having sex with every guy he can find who wants a walk on or tiny speaking role in all the gay nightclub scenes. It is like his Christmas.
Look for this foreign born A+ list athlete with A+ list name recognition to throw a couple of events he participates in in return for that 8 figure dollar amount he was paid.
The manager of this A+ list singer is leaking everything she can to try and save her own skin because promises were made and the A+ list singer is starting to see through the drug and booze mist at what the reality is.
September 11, 2007
This aging Academy Award winning actress not known for being pleasant was shopping for clothes this past weekend and told the sales person she had forgotten her glasses and was going to need some help with the price tags. For the next 45 minutes, our actress asked for one price after another almost non-stop. Our actress didn't buy anything, but what made this bad experience worse was our actress' cell phone rang and before answering, dug out her glasses from her purse so she could see who was calling and then walked out while talking away.
Faye Dunaway
August 24, 2007
This B list film actor's assistant forgot to bring the actor's special shoes for a recent photocall which forced the actor to wear regular shoes and be 4 inches shorter than normal. After the 4th comment, our actor decided to remain sitting for the entire photocall. Not Sly Stallone. Think younger, but also think someone who used to be A list.
Tom Cruise (this was his Lions For Lambs/Valkyrie/fighting with Redstone phase and very unliked. I would have used a different description today)
June 22, 2007
Speaking of insurance, this married B +/- actress is set to begin filming on a new movie in a few months. It keeps being delayed though because no one wants to insure her, and the fairly large all B+ cast needs to get it done before the strike. No insurance in the next week or two means a new leading lady for the film.
Brittany Murphy
October 25, 2016
This A- list singer trying to get her singing career back on track is not doing a very good job with the press or her fans who are really starting to turn on her. You can’t just keep blowing the fans off and treating the press like crap if you want to sell records.
Lady GaGa
