This was revealed back in May
March 26, 2016
It was supposed to be a reality series about preparing to get married. This A+ list singer is good at pretending though so maybe viewers will believe she is really planning to get married. Not going to happen though, not anytime soon, and definitely not in front of cameras.
Mariah Carey
October 18, 2016
This A list mostly movie actress who needs to act more to regain her A+ list status has been radio silent for the most part with all the people she recently hired. They can’t get a hold of her days at a time. They should try her bedroom. She spends days on end there.
Angelina Jolie
Revealed this back in August.
July 26, 2016
Apparently the only way this permanent A+ list singer can even stomach kissing her boyfriend is when she gets drunk. Thankfully, that is a daily condition. The secret for the boyfriend is to get the kisses before she passes out for the night.
Mariah Carey/James Packer
This foreign born actress is A- list right now. One franchise probably about to end after its most recent release and another one still going strong. She doesn't really seem like it but she is a huge pot fan and spends half her days stoned. Not when she is filming but doing press or premieres she is generally buzzed.
This former superhero ended up in the bed of this former A list actress who is bff with the ex of the former superhero.
This wannabe actor who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is closeted. He hooked up with his sometime boyfriend while his public beard stayed home.
This B+ list mostly television actress is ending a run on a long running cable show. Our actress is method for a show that doesn't need method. She is the least known/liked for a reason and despite her family, she won't be getting another show.
October 18, 2016
This current network star/former reality star who is famous for a different endeavor has told people he is going to dump his girlfriend if he does not land a new reality show because having a girlfriend has really slowed the number of women he is able to pick up.
Jordan Rodgers/JoJo Fletcher
October 17, 2016
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee and is in an acting family. He should probably pay attention to the new girlfriend he is head over heels for because she has a history of selling stories to the tabloids and is already making sure paps highlight the budding relationship.
Casey Affleck
October 17, 2016
This long time B+ list singer who used to be A list before all the underage drama does have a legal girlfriend now. The other night backstage he was bragging about the stuff he makes her do and it is 100 times worse than the missing Kim Kardashian sex tape footage.
R. Kelly
October 17, 2016
This one named singer/actress was paid a lot of money to stick up for a sometimes one named ex that beat her pretty badly on a regular basis.
Eve/Dr. Dre (sometimes called Dre)
The less well known/arguably less talented of these singing sisters is back on coke after giving it up for sometime. She is going through a lot of issues unrelated to the coke and her family members don't seem to be helping her out.
With this foreign born actress set to take a big step up the list from B- to A- because of her television show and new movie you would think people would start to realize that the B+ list actor she has dated forever has been hooking up with the foreign born model/actress who sounds like an old Gwen Stefani song.
This foreign born A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has basically moved out from the home she bought and where her actor husband moved in. She just can't handle being married to him right now.
Don't believe the hype or buy into what this A+ list singer is selling to tabloids about her dating someone. She is just really jealous about her ex and that reality star hooking up and lashed out. Or, I guess publicisted out.
October 17, 2016
There is a lot of talk about why this foreign born talk show host/momager/manager hates a foreign born B- list singer from a singing family so much. The popular version is that the B- lister slept with her boss. She did. However, the talk show host says this was the reason for the hate. Nope. The reason is the talk show host tried to set up the boss with someone she knew and that person was rejected in favor of the B- lister.
Sharon Osbourne/Danni Minogue/Simon Cowell
Just before there was an internet, there was a female high school student who had a boyfriend and all was good with the world. They were taking things slow and even though they had been dating a little over a year, had never had sex. The pair lived in a small town in the south. They were both very popular in high school and involved in several different clubs and organizations and sports. One of the organizations she belonged to had the principal of the school as the factory adviser. In this small town, there was only one high school and the principal was treated really well. Apparently he had had been a high school football player at the school and went on to a big time SEC school on a scholarship and would have had a shot at the NFL but blew out his knee one too many times.
Apparently it was his thing to find one or two female teens at the school each year to rape multiple times a week and scare them into silence. The time these events occur, one of those teens was the subject of this blind. Even though she never had sex with her anyone, she was forced to have sex with the principal once a week after her group's meeting. She was scared to say anything to anyone and knew no one would believe her. Even if they did believe her, no one was going to allow her to get rid of the town's local hero or damage his reputation. For several months she put up with the weekly rape. Then one day she discovered she was pregnant. She told the principal. He beat her and told her it was her fault and he wanted nothing to do with her and he couldn't be the father and basically just shamed her. Not knowing what else to do, or where to turn, the teen told her boyfriend. He dumped her. He then started telling other people about the pregnancy. Even he knew though not to mention the principal. He just said she slept around and no one knew who the father was. The teen seriously considered killing herself. One day, a guy from school who heard the stories, offered to help. The two basically acted as if they were dating and a few weeks after they started dating, the woman told her parent she was pregnant. She told them her new boyfriend was the father. The parents wanted the couple to get married or have the teen go away until she had the baby and give the baby up for adoption. The teens decided to get married. They had a daughter. Fast forward a couple of decades and that daughter is a B+ list former Disney actress who still does the tweener thing sometimes despite being way over that age. When the actress started hitting it big, the principal showed up one day and said he wanted a piece of her earnings or would leak the story to the press. The family ended up paying him for a few years and then one day he was walking through town and got hit by a hit and run driver, killing the principal. No one was ever caught.
October 17, 2016
Apparently the almighty dollar is much more important than preserving the memorabilia from this permanent A list singer. If you have enough money you can do whatever you want during a tour of this estate and some items appear to be missing too. It is just one big unorganized cash grab going on there.
Prince/Paisley Park
October 16, 2016
This A- list mostly television actor is on three network shows at once. Not all the time, but sometimes. On his own show he makes sure that all of the extra food each day goes to the homeless and often delivers it to a mission himself and then stays to prep or clean or whatever they need him to do.
Taylor Kinney
October 15, 2016
This still young actress was killed off her hit soon to end cable show because of her diva-ness was at dinner this week and took an instant dislike to her waitress. Apparently that resulted in a nonstop barrage of requests and demands and returned food and complaints to the manager.
Nicola Peltz
This singer/actor prefers to be called actor/singer, but lets face it, the singing should come first. Anyway, he is already trash talking to everyone he knows about a foreign born potential competitor to the award he desperately wants.
When push comes to shove there are six guys who could, at least time wise, be the father to this reality star's baby.
October 14, 2016
The former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is begging for a sequel to a movie role. Well, she is begging for any movie role really, but especially this one. Thing is though, even if a sequel is made or some kind of streaming reboot, no one wants her involved. At all.
Lindsay Lohan/Mean Girls
Definitely not appropriate was this former A+ list mostly movie actress for the briefest of times turned B lister with A+ list name recognition when she played a compilation of her nude and sex scenes for some friends of one of her kids.
This B list mostly television actor who goes from middling show to middling show has a new one this year. He also beat his girlfriend so bad recently that she had bruises for weeks. She won't ever do anything about it or leave the actor though. Her friends beg her to leave everyday but she won't.
This foreign born B list mostly television actress is on a very hit almost network show. She owes a lot of her big breaks to the married A list mostly movie director she has been sleeping with for almost a decade.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor seems like he would have more awards than he does. He does have some very high profile exes who everyone knows. He is also, for what seems like the millionth time cheating on his celebrity girlfriend.
Apparently if you are a foreign born A- list model who used to be A+ list, you can offer up some of your other model friends and make bad things go away.
The husband and wife production team of this long running cable reality show are having sex with one of the female stars of the show. They usually find a new female each year which is why they like to rotate women in and out of the show.
This former A+ list mostly television actor from a long running hit network show turned disgrace used his mafia connections to hire a killer when he found out his wife was extorting money from him using a fake name.
This permanent A list singer in a permanent A list group is dying. He recently bailed on a very high profile gig and is trying to organize one last farewell show.
This singer who is known much more for her offstage drama than her singing is so off her meds that she is selling a product for kids that would scar them for life if actually used on a child.
This permanent A list songstress has let her soon to be ex know that unless he backs off, she will start posting photos of all the women he slept with during their marriage.
October 14, 2016
This former A+ list singer turned part-time reality judge tans every single day. It is getting out of control. Apparently she also gets life size Barbie clothes made for her and even likes to be called Barbie at home.
Christina Aguilera
#1 - This creepy organization has had a busy past few months but nothing compared to the success of getting their richest member back in the fold.
#2 - To be fair, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor didn't know the guy she was hooking up with was married. At first. She does now and won't stop seeing the husband of this former A list mostly television actress who will always have an iconic role to her name.
#3 - This female US Olympic Gymnast who was a medalist dumped her girlfriend because the gymnast does not want anyone to find out she is gay.
October 13, 2016
This Academy Award winning actress used to be A+ list. She had dropped all the way to A-, but I suppose her new movie brings her back to A. Anyway, she was at the gym this week and sat on a weightlifting bench for an hour without doing anything but staring at a wall.
Renee Zellweger
October 13, 2016
This A- list mostly television actress who is the lead on a middling network hit has never been loved by the crew but now is not loved by the network either as she continually bad mouths them for moving the show to a new night.
Jaimie Alexander
October 13, 2016
This B list actress/singer/celebrity offspring will probably move up that list next year. Apparently her last boyfriend couldn’t handle her extreme kinks and ran screaming out the door.
Zoe Kravitz
With things not going well this season on a former very hit network show turned into a soon to be canceled show, the A- list mostly television actor star of it has been taking it out on his significant other to the point where police have been called a few times but no arrests made.
I honestly thought if anyone would be above paying for paps, it would be this A- list mostly movie actress/behind the scenes person/Academy Award winner. Nope. She has done it a few times over the past couple of weeks and even brought a couple of wardrobe changes which is something not even Reese does.
October 13, 2016
This A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring has a side gig. She spent much of her recent appearance supporting the side gig forced to respond to customers who have had trouble getting refunds or the monthly charges to stop.
Kate Hudson
This A- list mostly movie actress is generally liked by everyone but a studio is getting irritated. They are flying her all over the world to promote a movie and she is also using the time to promote several other projects which is causing her movie promo to get lost in the mix.
There could likely be some blow back because of a recent arrest. A woman was busted for being an escort. Apparently she was using a very very very high priced residence as her location. It is owned by this D list celebrity/reality star who has multiple celebrity offspring who are more famous. Apparently she was supposed to be exclusive with him, but wasn't.
Dear former A list singer with a very nice side gig from a celebrity family,
Next time you emerge from the bathroom, check your dress for white powder or wear something else. Goodness. Did you spill it on yourself?
Love & Bacon,
Enty
It seems kind of soon, but the husband of this celebrity offspring who I guess models and acts but is really more of the socialite type is already cheating on her.
This retired former A+ list athlete is bored so he spends as much time as possible cheating on his wife. So, basically like when he was playing.
I'm not sure why this foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who once starred in a long running franchise even acts any longer. I guess it is a paycheck because he treats everyone like crap on the set of his latest movie. He won't talk to any fans who show up to the set. He just makes up dialogue approximating that written on the page and won't bother to try and get any better at it.
This A- list mostly television actress has been returning home after work less and less often to her A list actor husband. He doesn't know about her substance abuse issues so when she is high, she stays away.
This A list singer/songwriter who has a new single out for the first time in forever is using coke again. Oh, and could our singer please do something about the bad fillers.
Apparently this A- list standup comic/B+ list almost television actor is crushed about the recent developments in this A+ lister's love life.
This permanent A list singer/diva is trying to spin some tale about caring for her fans. Truth is, unless the money is quick and easy and involves as little work as possible, the singer isn't interested. She would rather stay in bed all day.
October 13, 2016
Apparently with the impending arrival of a family member, this former dual threat A lister turned new show every season actress is being nice on set. I know. She still has a temper, but overall, people are not disliking the experience as much as they did a couple of months ago or hating it like everyone she worked with on her last show.
Katherine Heigl
#1- The wife of this foreign born closeted A list mostly movie actor has been hooking up with an artist the past few months in his loft.
#2 - She may or may not be pregnant, but this foreign born singer is definitely still boozing it up. Not sure if she is still doing anything else.
#3 - I'm not sure why they even got married because the husband of this B+ list take what she can get actress who also works behind the scenes literally cheats every second away from his wife.
October 12, 2016
This former tv dad who is now an almost tv dad and still doing standup was with his family at an ice cream place. Right when he walked in the door and saw it was packed with people he yelled out he was paying for everyone.
Bob Saget
October 12, 2016
This foreign born A+ list singer buys ten of anything that she thinks she looks good in so she always has one available.
Adele
October 11, 2016
Don’t be taken in by the support from certain corners. This talk show host has been a tool forever.
Billy Bush
Is it the actor son or the actor father who got the actor father's girlfriend pregnant.
This a list everything in her mind wants her co-star killed off because she hates working with him.
October 11, 2016
Unlike her still more famous siblings, this B list mostly movie actress is a firm believer in botox and even recently underwent breast enlargement surgery.
Elizabeth Olsen
How thirsty is this? This A- list mostly television actress who only gets that high because she is on a hit network show and works hard to get noticed gave a ride to a pap so she could take her photo arriving to an event. The pap said it was not worth his time to drive over there so our actress gave him a ride there and an Uber to go back home. Plus gave him $250.
He was known as one of the most litigious celebrities of all time and apparently the widow of the now deceased permanent A list mostly movie actor is also willing to go to court. She didn't want to see anything written about her husband while she is alive so seemingly sues anyone who tries to write a book about him.
The last thing this former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer needs right now is to start partying and hooking up with this former A+ list singer who loves being seen and talking about his high profile dates. It would take her six months of rehab to recover.
A big bunch of, "no thanks," when actresses were asked to present a recent award to this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. The only one willing to do it was her twice former co-star.
Apparently that relationship between the network reality star and his former underage partner is still going strong, despite what you might hear elsewhere.
This A+ list mostly movie actor needs people discussing something other than his recent news making events so why not start firing up the pay for publicity model list again. Still a big long list with lots of agencies willing to meet his fees.
This foreign born A- list singer was popping pills like candy on a recent long long distance flight. At least twice she tried to get up from her seat and crashed down into the neighboring seat. One of those times wiped out the meal of the guy.
Apparently sides have been taken and this former almost network actress from a long running show is the winner and this B list mostly movie actress who shares something in common with the first actress is the loser. It was cold shoulder time at a party this week.
Looks like it is over for this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is filming a movie in the States and he has been making moves on any woman he can while she has been working.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is having a tough time getting work. Studios have basically closed the door on her and she has been forced to take overseas paycheck roles just to even get any acting jobs.
October 11, 2016
This second tier OITNB actress keeps threatening to leave the show if she doesn’t get more screen time and a bigger raise. I don’t think she understands that she is not that much in demand and is very replaceable.
Dascha Polanco
You may have forgotten. Heck, with everything going on in the world, chances are, you have forgotten. This former network actor keeps having his trial postponed because he keeps naming names. The network actor should go to jail forever, but the way he is giving up names, chances are he will get the minimum. So far he has named at least one other person from his network show who was involved in the same type of activities. Apparently he has also named this former tweener turned adult actor and a mostly movie actor turned host. There are others too but so far, these are the only ones that have leaked or are someone you could realistically guess.
October 10, 2016
This A list news anchor with A+ list name recognition and hair has been slowly Brian Williams-ing his story about how he got started in the business. His version of events is a lot different than reality.
Anderson Cooper
October 10, 2016
Guess we now know that this former A- list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit cable show doesn’t need booze to go commando. At a premiere this past week he was stone cold sober and drawing as much attention as he could to his commando situation.
Jon Hamm
October 10, 2016
This B list actress would love to be solely a singer but forever she will be a singing actress. She is one of my favorites but pulled a huge diva attitude at an awards show last week with page after page of special demands that will not get her invited back. Ever.
Idina Menzel
Noticeably absent from his most recent tour stop was the woman this married foreign born singer has been seeing. The reason? The singer's actress wife was there.
The wife of this mini Ryan Seacrest wannabe is desperately thin because her husband watches every piece of food she eats and tells her when she has had enough.
October 10, 2016
This B+ list mostly movie actress who has a franchise and is a celebrity offspring really has some bad blood with this foreign born B+ list comic actress/former co-star. They were seated next to each other the other night at dinner with their backs nearly touching and neither said a word or acknowledged the presence of the other.
Dakota Johnson/Rebel Wilson
This still mostly in the closet socially active A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is hooking up with this former actress turned director who has not told her significant other.
This A- list singer trying to get her singing career back on track is not doing a very good job with the press or her fans who are really starting to turn on her. You can't just keep blowing the fans off and treating the press like crap if you want to sell records.
I don't know what happened between them, but the boyfriend of this wife married to a foreign born A lister says he is the father of her unborn baby. Possibly the first leak in the dam.
Apparently this A list mogul/wannabe rapper should be more careful about who he makes promises to because one of the women he recently slept with is telling everyone how awful he is in bed and that she actually asked the question, no guy ever wants to hear. Is it in yet? Yep, he is that small.
This network fiary tale princess was spotted out with this A- list mostly movie actor who has one franchise and really wants the second to take off. They were all cozy and wanted everyone to see. She is not really into the beard game, so this will be interesting to see how this plays out.
It appears for at least one night that this A list singer forgot about her foreign born A- list mostly movie actor boyfriend and had some ex sex instead when she ran into that singing ex of hers.
Apparently this former A list mostly television actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor with a wandering eye also has a bit of a klepto problem. His thing is bicycles. Even though he can afford any bike made he loves finding one and stealing it and riding away.
This former A list mostly movie actor who took his cranky a-hole self to television for awhile left his date sitting at a restaurant table because she wouldn't give him a hand job under the table.
This foreign born B+ list favorite of everyone used to be A list. She can easily get back up there. She told a story this week about this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and repeatedly grabbed her breasts during an after party of an award show.
This A- list stand up comedian/mostly movie actor from a big comedy troupe seems pretty thin. A lot of that apparently is due to his everyday use of Spanx.
October 8, 2016
Apparently this barely still hanging on to A list mostly movie actress told her PR team to get her in the news so they decided to push out some BS story about her helping out a soon to be divorcing couple. The fact that both parties hate her with a passion and have not been shy about saying it, probably should have been discussed before putting the story out.
Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie
Over the years there have been some narrow escapes, but our sex addict has never been publicly busted. She is a B list celebrity. She does a little bit of everything from reality to singing to more reality. She is extremely well liked and turned a tiny opportunity into a lifelong career. She has a significant other. He is aware of her addiction and is often the person who makes arrangements for her. This is one way she is protected. She tries to confine her sexual escapades to those who she has hooked up with before, but there have been times when she has been on tour or had a little too much to drink that she has hooked up with random people. She has been known to webcam with people and doesn't seem to care how many people are watching. It is amazing that she has never had anything ever come out about her or videos or photos of her.
October 7, 2016
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who used to be the highest paid actress in the business is running out of money because she can’t stop spending vast sums on new furniture for her home which she only keeps a few months before doing it again.
Meg Ryan
October 7, 2016
This A+ list foreign born model spent almost 90 minutes in the bathroom in First Class on a recent international flight. She refused to come out until she was “flawless.” She did come out in new clothes and makeup from how she went in, but some of the other passengers hissed at her. Yes, the word use was hissed.
Miranda Kerr
October 4, 2016
A little MDMA and some booze made for a very wasted appearance on this talk show for this mogul/wannabe rapper.
Sean Combs
This A list radio show host/producer who everyone knows paid $2500 to a pap who caught our A lister smoking. Guess he doesn't want the public to know.
This B+ list mostly movie actor is a former superhero. He recently almost overdosed after a several month long absence from using drugs.
October 4, 2016
She was in that franchise. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She was at a party celebrating a jewelry designer. She got into a conversation with a guy she just met that evening perhaps 30 minutes earlier. He ended up buying her something that cost about $50K. They ended up going to dinner and have been talking nonstop since.
Anna Kendrick
One person who won't need another beard is this A-/B+ list mostly television actor who just ended a run on a hit pay cable show. The actor is set to come out because he wants to get married to his boyfriend.
I think this former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit network shows is paying support to at least one former beard so why not just come out of the closet instead of setting yourself up with another beard that won't work out.
It is all about this foreign born A list mostly movie actor and always will be. Don't ever think for a second that he cares about anything other than himself. When someone does something he doesn't like he makes their life miserable. It is why no one ever works with him twice.
Our foreign model beard to this A+ lister has been told she can only hook up with paying clients outside the country. Lucky for her, she also managed to make it look like she also had a modeling job there.
The starting to become a celebrity offspring of this permanent A lister literally had three minders with her the entire time she hit a red carpet plus about 20 other informal watchers the A lister called. There is no chance this offspring will get into trouble.
This former A+ list tweener turned a-hole of an adult singer watched three guys have sex with a drunk groupie while he filmed it all.
October 4, 2016
This former soap star turned B+ list mostly television actress on a brand new seems like a hit network show gets botox. Nothing crazy about that. The thing is though she gets it to try and rid herself of all the wrinkles caused by her not eating anything. She is crazy skinny. On the set of her show they give her as much clothing as possible to wear for her scenes to not freak people out.
Abigail Spencer
October 4, 2016
I did not see this one coming. This B list actress who will take anything, even behind the camera has A+ list name recognition thanks to a marriage. The always quiet one got busted in a NYC restroom making out with a guy. There was no sex, but there was a lot of rearranged clothing and hands in places that seemed to be leading to sex.
Katie Holmes
October 3, 2016
She isn’t talking about it, but this former network star turned almost television show star for the same show just wants to focus on movies. It has always been her dream to be a movie star and is willing to give up her show to do it.
Mindy Kaling
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee recently made a gay porn movie.
This former A- list mostly movie actress who now makes her acting living from an awful franchise made way more money the other night going home with a guy she met at a party than what she made for attending the party.
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is getting her superhero shot is trying to keep her romance with the foreign born model quiet because she is also trying to get the billionaire to marry her.
This A+ list mostly movie actor likes to pretend he drinks a beer from time to time, but his pretend drinking has turned to real drinking and has even been spotted drunk in public which no one has ever seen.
October 3, 2016
This wannabe more than one season reality star told her co-star to stop taking his meds and that he didn’t need them any longer. Probably not a good idea. Meds are what made the reality show possible.
Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian
October 3, 2016
Confined to a couple of hosting gigs several times a year, this mogul wants a full-time job in front of a camera. He likes being the center of attention and thinks being on air is the only way that will happen. He has never been able to make it on his own though on television. His only success has been ancillary to others.
Ryan Seacrest
October 3, 2016
This former television actor from an iconic show turned mostly movie actor who even had a franchise was making the rounds of an area in this foreign business city. He and a pal were out scoring some hash from the locals. Everyone wanted to sell to him and kept calling him by his franchise character’s name.
Woody Harrelson
October 3, 2016
This foreign born A list singer who probably isn’t A+ list any longer had a group of male and female models she partied with for 36 hours straight while out of the country. Apparently there were no clothes allowed in the party.
Rihanna
