July 8, 2015
What foreign born A-list actor was such a perv that he installed two way mirrors in his home, so he could watch house guests have sex anywhere and at any time? The mirrors were discovered several decades after he lived in the home, before it was demolished.
Errol Flynn
July 6, 2015
This celebrity offspring who is only famous because of his equally horrid celebrity offspring siblings is supposed to be sober but this past week in Vegas he was wasted and groping any woman who came in his direction.
Conrad Hilton
July 2, 2015
Speaking of bad behavior on sets, this B+ list mostly television actress/celebrity offspring has been hooking up with her drug dealer on set ever since she split from her long time boyfriend.
Emma Roberts
August 31, 2015
Two people not getting along on set are this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show and this B+ list mostly movie actress who has A list name recognition. Apparently the B+ lister is tired of the me me me of the A lister and calls her the most plastic person she has ever met.
Sofia Vergara/Uma Thurman
This acting couple no longer together have several celebrity offspring. The one who has had drug problems in the past is worse than ever before.
At the final tour stop for this A+ lister, her A+ list husband banned the reality star boyfriend of this Grammy winner. No one likes him. Apparently that left an opening for that German sounding former A list rapper/convict to make his move.
The only male porn star you can probably think of has been banned from a yearly event because he was caught there last year having sex with a minor.
Apparently this barely still hanging on to A list mostly movie actress told her PR team to get her in the news so they decided to push out some BS story about her helping out a soon to be divorcing couple. The fact that both parties hate her with a passion and have not been shy about saying it, probably should have been discussed before putting the story out.
August 27, 2015
This game show host not named Drew Carey has been known to have sex with attractive female audience members. He invites them back to his dressing room for a “tour” in between shows.
Wayne Brady
August 26, 2015
She says she is sober but the stench of booze coming from this former A list mostly movie actress in a franchise turned B list take what she can get movie actress was overpowering. Almost as bad was the work she has had done to her still very young face.
Kirsten Dunst
August 25, 2015
This closeted A- list mostly movie actress had another night out with her friends. It looks like she might have a new girlfriend too. A very very tall new girlfriend. The two spent some time in the bathroom sharing a little treat which caused our actress to go from bad mood to great mood and even left a huge tip.
Kristen Stewart
September 25, 2016
She is a former network reality star set to get married but was arm in arm and hand in hand with his A- list mostly movie actor/comedian. He also has A+ list name recognition which she won’t ever have and will soon be replaced in the minds of millions.
JoJo Fletcher/Jordan Rodgers/David Spade
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who used to be the highest paid actress in the business is running out of money because she can't stop spending vast sums on new furniture for her home which she only keeps a few months before doing it again.
This couture company paid a significant amount of money to procure this acting award for one of the faces of their brand. The actress, a B+ lister from that franchise made it part of her most recent deal with the company.
Apparently this former A+ list singer everywhere in the world but the US turned reality judge is going to go through with this beard wedding to the guy she calls her boyfriend. I always thought he would come out, but right now it doesn't look like it.
If you thought Naomi Campbell hated her cell phone, she has nothing on this former child actress from an acting family turned multi-millionaire. According to an employee, the former actress throws her phone at a wall at least once a week. She buys phones five at a time.
August 18, 2015
Apparently the months and months of secret rehab for this foreign born annoying B list singer did no good. She is back on drugs almost as bad as before she went to rehab.
Lily Allen
#1 - This YouTube star turned almost television movie star might seem all nice and cuddly, but she isn't. No one enjoyed the experience working with her on the movie except for the guy she slept with and then broke up with her husband for.
#2 - Don't believe the hype. This A- list mostly television actor on a new maybe hit network show barely sees his family regardless of what he is spinning. His wife wants to stay married until she can get her own talk show so she has someone watching him 24/7.
#3 - Nothing like a fake hack from an ex to get some money from this former Disney actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor. If he didn't let people take photos of him doing crazy things, he wouldn't have to worry.
#4 - This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor is still A list. He is still an A list a-hole too. Apparently he is not allowed to come near the boyfriend of his wife because he took a swing at him earlier this year. Our actor acts like he cares but he cheated for years and years before his wife left him.
August 17, 2015
Teen Choice Awards
“We have to keep this really quiet. If I get busted it would be a huge blowup for you and for me.”
Former A- list mostly television actor turned B+ list actor with an A- list celebrity girlfriend as he tired to hit on this B list talk show host. She turned him down and he went on to someone else.
Wilmer Valderrama/Demi Lovato/Rosci Diaz
August 17, 2015
This former reality star turned B+ list pop singer just refuses to do anything about her celebrity boyfriend cheating on her. She gushes to the press about how great he is. Even when he was cheating on her this weekend?
Jordin Sparks/Sage The Gemini (she put up with it for another six months before finally giving up)
September 26, 2016
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress has a hit network show that is still in its infancy. Apparently everyone hates working with her and everyone tries desperately to work on the days she is not shooting. Whether it be her co-stars or crew, to them she is the next Katherine Heigl. Same network where Katherine started off too.
Priyanka Chopra
Considering his Downton significant other threatened to cut off his manhood the next time this foreign born A-/B+ list actor cheated, he was playing things very dangerously this week by hooking up with an extra on the set of a commercial he was filming.
This momager of a former A+ list actress who is definitely a behind the scenes instigator is dying. Considering the relationship the momager and actress have and their history, this is going to rock the world of the actress.
September 26, 2016
The lesser known model sibling of these two celebrity offspring got sent a text with a photo of her celebrity boyfriend naked in bed. It was taken by some woman who had sex with him and then sent it.
Bella Hadid/The Weeknd
This A+ list foreign born model spent almost 90 minutes in the bathroom in First Class on a recent international flight. She refused to come out until she was "flawless." She did come out in new clothes and makeup from how she went in, but some of the other passengers hissed at her. Yes, the word use was hissed.
It could be the end for this very very long Hollywood marriage featuring a former A list mostly movie actress from back in the day who has turned her celebrity offspring self into a television actress and her actor/do everything husband. Apparently he is hooking up with one of his favorite actresses.
Apparently the reason this A list country singer stays with his A list singer girlfriend instead of moving on with one of the other women he sees is that she likes to roleplay as a high school student and that is something he loves.
After being on his worst behavior last year at the same event as highlighted in #2, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor has not touched a drop of booze this time around. Last year he passed out multiple times in public places from drinking too much.
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who now spends most of his time trying to impregnate college aged women convinced organizers of a recent event that he required three or four to "assist" him 24/7 while he was at the event.
This standup comic turned tv host says she hit the casting couch hard and was promised a very high profile network gig for its next installment but he is backing out and she plans to take very loud revenge.
This singer turned reality star turned talk show host turned do not much of anything does have a famous last name. She also has a huge drug problem. One overdose she tried to coverup, but did a horrible job at it. The drugs make her do some crazy things which with her take things to a whole new level of out of control. Her husband tries to hide when she goes overboard.
This former A- list singer in a group in which she was the only singer turned reality star was literally pushing people out of the way to get to the coke at a recent party. I'm surprised she has a nose. She also had a quickie with her boss even though his girlfriend was nearby.
This former network singing actress has trouble finding work since her hit show went off the air. Everyone is scared to work for her. Drugs with her are not just about using, it is about dealing. She has just moved from one drug dealer to the next in her love life.
Last year I wrote a blind item about this married A/A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and hooked up with her notorious ex. At the time no one knew she was pregnant. The timing of the baby she had is very very close to the date she hooked up with the ex.
August 16, 2015
It was difficult to determine if this actress (former B list tweener turned failed singer/horrible B- list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition) was more upset that she got stood up by a guy she is kind of dating or that her dealer also stood her up because he is tired of selling her on credit.
Selena Gomez
Short and sweet. Things are not adding up in the statements given by doctors and others close to this now deceased permanent A+ list singer.Eyes are now turning towards a very very close family member who was ensuring that the singer would die.
August 11, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actor who started out in music dropped $75K on a gift to keep his mistress happy that she was not going to get to attend a premiere with his family also there.
ice Cube
September 26, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actress wants you to think she is perfect. Nope. She bribed her way on to several boards by giving them vast sums of money. Money that was supposed to go to charity. Oh, and also bought herself $1M in jewelry despite telling people the $1M went to charity.
Angelina Jolie
September 26, 2016
Apparently to see the full picture, one must see who is financing the suit against this former A+ list mostly movie actor. It is that group you never want to cross.
Jim Carrey/Scientology
This long time cheater who gets an A+ list at cheating is best known for that teen show from back in the day on an almost network. Now he just goes from one failed show to the next while cheating on whoever happens to be his girlfriend/wife at the time. He was at an event this week and just went from one woman to the next to see who would be willing to hook up with him as he wore his wedding band. He is such a tool.
This B+ list mostly television actor has been in this space frequently as of late for his behavior towards women. He used to be A- when he had his own show and considers himself A+ list. He wanted to do some recent voice over work for one of his shows at his home instead of a studio because there was no one in the studio worth looking at and refused to come in until they hired someone worth looking at.
April 15, 2016
This Disney Channel couple recently got engaged. They are both cheating on each other so not sure they will make it to an actual wedding. At least not to each other.
Dove Cameron/Ryan McCartan (and yesterday they split)
The wife of the guy in #4 spends $100 every single day just on lunch for her three workers. She also pays for Uber rides to and from work every day along with gym memberships and full health insurance. Plus, she pays her staff more than just about any other celebrity I know. She wins the best employer award. You only get fired if you sleep with the husband.
Apparently things are on the outs right now between this foreign born A+ list model and her very well known CEO boyfriend. He said some not nice things about her which is causing her to reexamine their relationship.
This in a very long relationship foreign born B list mostly movie actress is not very well liked. Kind of like her most famous character. Anyway, for the past few weeks she has been hooking up with her former co-star from that movie who is an A+ list mostly movie actor. And married. Technically.
This B list mostly television actress has gone from pay cable to cable and back to pay cable and they are all hits. She says her former husband, an A+ list mostly movie actor barely used to speak to her. Ever since he got married though he is constantly texting and calling and feels like he is trying to rekindle something.
This barely legal celebrity offspring with the drug problem was so wasted earlier this week that she crashed through a wine tasting shop and broke about a dozen bottles of wine and several tables. She had been told she was too young to drink there and was in the process of leaving when it went down.
The celebrity wife of this permanent A list country singer might want to ask what he was doing earlier this week for several hours with a woman about half the age of his wife.
Even with a massive amount of makeup, you could still the bruise on the cheek of this foreign born Academy Award winner/nominee from the slap her actor boyfriend gave her last week.
Apparently to make good for his rebellion, this B+list mostly movie actor who was in a great pay cable show and a movie with an original friend of the site is being forced to marry one of his kind. Considering she would love to be the leader one day, she is probably having that Kool-Aid pumped iv style right now.
Apparently when this B+ list mostly movie actor is sober he is an a-hole. That is the way he was treating everyone at a party this week. Long absent while trying to get sober, his actress wife has been covering for him. He used to be nice to everyone but that was not what everyone was saying this week. Just a jerk and acting entitled.
This married A-/B+ list mostly television actor does have an Academy Award win/nomination and some Emmy wins/noms too. Anyway, he was hosting a little something for his long running show and kept popping what looked like chocolate covered almonds into his mouth every few minutes. turns out they were pot edibles which would explain why by the end of the night he was so calm and relaxed and giving everyone long 1-2 minute hugs which made everyone feel a little uncomfortable.
August 11, 2015
This aging A+ lister who is probably a permanent A lister who has appeared in some of the biggest franchises of all time has been seeing a much younger copycat of his actress wife.
Harrison Ford
This A+ list singer lives large. How often do we see photos of her all over the world. Traveling in a private jet on seemingly a perfect vacation. She never wears the same clothes twice and her husband must make as much money as her too right? She is beyond wealthy. That is the image, but not the reality. Our A+ lister recently decided to invest in a company. She made a big deal about it. The problem for her is that it required an actual cash outlay and was not something that could be charged. She had the money, but it was a close call. How did it get like this?
back in the day when she was first hitting it big, she had good management. They kept her expenses low and the income high. Times were really good. Then, her management changed. What was just her money now became the money of her and her manager for all of his ideas to rule the world. The problem is most of his ideas have not turned out so great. It probably wouldn't be that big of a deal if he had not put their money into the deals and used more money from outside investors. High risk and high reward. He didn't want to share. Meanwhile, our A+ lister started stepping up her spending game at the same time her record and tour sales started declining.
What to do? Basically the couple run a tab and charge everything to the record company. They have sold off a lot of their future royalties because they didn't have enough cash to cover the bill when the record company comes calling. They also have sold off the future royalties of some of the artists they control.
They had to sell property to pay off some investors and to keep his latest business afloat. They went from owning a really expensive property to leasing something not all that great compared to it. They made a bs offer on a house to make it look like they were moving up, but they could never provide proof of funds which is why they lost out. They didn't have enough money.
Over the past six months, the monthly allowance our A+ lister has been forced to live on has been reduced. the clothes have been downgraded a couple of levels and the household expenses have been cut in half. The big investment he made he needs to get out of but can't because the entire house of cards would come tumbling down and bankruptcy, both professionally and personally would have to occur. It would destroy their whole brand and image so they keep trying to make it work, but short of winning some type of lottery either of the real variety or some singer breaking out like Adele, it just isn't going to happen.
August 10, 2015
You really wouldn’t know it by looking at her, but this still in her teens B list mostly movie actress turned television actress on an upcoming new show is in big demand from a group of 40 year old men she rotates through. Apparently she is quite the take charge woman and dishes out punishment with great glee to these men, most of whom are married.
Abigail Breslin
August 5, 2015
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress who crashed and burned to the point of doing yacht work full-time has had a recent cash windfall of her own because of her revived cable movie career. That cash has been going to drugs and she has spent all of the money she has earned. Now she is back hooking up with generous men who want to spend time with her. It wouldn’t shock me to see her overdose.
Tara Reid
September 23, 2016
One of the exes of an A+ list mostly movie actor in the news this week says she is finished with an organization that has long been associated with her.
Juliette Lewis
I'm surprised at how hush hush this has been kept. Apparently this former tweener actress turned A-/B+ list adult actress with the big problems the world watched intently had her life threatened by her ex. She told him to get help or she would call the cops. He chose help.
Things are on the outs between this former A list reality star from the never ending cable franchise and this showrunner with multiple shows on different outlets of the same network. Our former reality star asked the showrunner for a multi-million dollar loan and he turned her down. Things have been heated since.
September 22, 2016
I never saw this one coming. This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress is on a losing television streak of epic proportions. She just can’t get one to stick but is trying again this year. She hotboxed her dressing room before a talk show appearance.
Minnie Driver
Why yes, that was a very well known Harry Potter actor passed out from booze on a park bench while out of the country. A passerby threw a ratty blanket over the actor because there was a light rain.
Racist much? This Housewife was when she met this A- list mostly television actress who also does something creative on the side. The Housewife was polite when the pair met but according to the driver who drove her back home, the Housewife kept making really racists remarks about the actress to someone who was on the phone.
This married A+ list country singer always comes across as aww shucks and straight and narrow family man but he spent a forced off day recently having sex with a string of groupies throughout the afternoon and evening.
The wife of this A+ list NBA star is becoming a celebrity in her own right. She also got into a screaming match and threw a punch at someone who was trash talking her in the hotel lobby where our celebrity was staying solo.
While out of the country, this foreign born former boy bander met with a religious leader known to be extremist in his views about Western Europe and the US. Our boy bander has donated money to the cause in the past and is big supporter.
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show no longer on the air is hoping she can land another tv show that actually sticks rather than being low billed in movies. What she might want to do is find a way to stop cheating on her husband with that guy she was spotted with again, this time outside the country.
One of these days this barely relevant celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is going to get killed. She was at a party doing drugs with a bunch of guys she briefly met in the VIP section of a club and ended up passing out at the home of one of the guys while they continued to party.
This former A list singer continues to wear that all white goth makeup to hide all his meth scars.
This B list comic actor who managed to delay the return to television of this show all by himself spends at least once a week recording lap dances he gets from strippers. Apparently he has over 100 hours of video of himself getting lap dances that he loves showing to friends.
Another late night coke binge from this pretending to be sober former tweener turned adult singer. She goes on uncontrollable rants against people when she is wasted. I'm waiting for the one where she goes off on her most recent ex. That will be fun.
August 3, 2016
While out of the country, this A list reality star had some liposuction done to her body to get to the areas where even her excessive coke use can’t seem to get all the extra fat she wanted removed.
Khloe Kardashian
This blind is a little different from most. I just wanted to give you some insight into what some performers go through when they make it big. I first met this foreign born former A list singer a few days before the Grammy Awards the year Rihanna got beat by Chris Brown. It was a strange night. I remember it well considering how much I had to drink. A shocking amount even for me. The kind of night where you are so drunk you call a locksmith to help you get in the house even though your parents are asleep in the house and you could presumably knock. Still don't know what happened to the keys. It was a night where I got kissed on the cheek by Rihanna as I held a door open for her. I know Chris Brown was there but I don't remember seeing him. I do remember going to the bar at this still way overpriced club and asking for a drink. No drinks there under $15. F**kers.
I think I might have whispered f**kers when the bartender brought my drink and the tab. She said she liked the way I said f**kers. With her accent, I told her I liked the way she said it while trying to sound American. We drank. A lot. Each time the bartender brought us a drink we said f**kers. It was funny at the time. I found out later that she actually paid for all the drinks that night. At some point she told the bartender to put everything on her tab. It is hard to say anything bad about someone who bought you drinks all night. Or the next night. I think the following night after that was the Grammy Awards. I didn't see her for a few days after that but then we hung out a couple of more times right after. At the time I met her, she seemed great. She was drinking as much as me, if not more. People would stop her and she would freak out a little bit. This fame thing had come out of nowhere. By this time she had been dealing with it for about a year and she didn't seem to be dealing with it very well. She was fine going up to someone, but hated being stopped just randomly because she didn't know what to say or how to react. She just wanted to sing and perform and had no idea what to do.
A short time after we met she went on to finish her tour and we would text from time to time but she was in Asia and working and the time thing never seemed to really get sorted out. She came back to the US and we hung out a bit and I saw her last show of the tour. Turns out it was the last show she ever played. Kind of. There have been a couple of one off things, but not much else. Her label wanted another record but she said she just wasn't into it. She had no heart to put out something that would make her have to go out there and face people again. Plus, there was part of her I think that was afraid to fail. That her next record would bomb so why even put something out. It did pretty much bomb. I think she was relieved. Dropped by her label and free to do what she wanted. She became a recluse. She dated from time to time but guys wanted to go out and she wanted to stay home. Away from everyone. She told me she basically tried to stay inside for four years. At that point she figured most people wouldn't recognize her any longer. She is at a stage in her life where she doesn't know what to do. She loves singing, but doesn't want to tour. She is literally scared of any kind of success that would make her feel fame again. She does some acting, but only wants minor roles. She is willing to write and sing, but only for projects and not for herself. So often we talk about people wanting to be famous or if you signed up for acting you signed up to be famous. Sometimes though someone has no idea what fame really is until they are living it and it turns out they want no part of it and basically give up everything they thought they wanted to do because they dislike fame so much. One thing that hasn't changed is when we go out we still say f**kers every time someone brings us a drink.
September 30, 2015
Ultimately there were just too many drugs and too much cheating by this former A list mostly movie actress for her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend to take and the pair split. It was a long time coming.
Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long
September 25, 2015
This former Real Housewife is hoping for marriage with her new boyfriend, but he just likes f**king with her head and degrading her. He is a total a-hole and is known for finding women older than him and treating them like crap.
Kelly Bensimon
September 11, 2016
This Academy Award winning/nominated actress apparently wants another shot at some big movie hardware. This weekend she was all over those Golden Globe voters at a TIFF party.
Nicole Kidman
I'm trying to picture him dressed as a woman, but having a tough time processing it. Apparently though, this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee does go out dressed as a woman and spends most of his time at home dressed as a woman. He got turned on to it by this Vegas comic who has become a very good friend.
A little MDMA and some booze made for a very wasted appearance on this talk show for this mogul/wannabe rapper.
September 12, 2016
This former A+ list singer has new music out and is already coming up with excuses should her tour bomb. She is going to cite medical issues, but is addiction and an unwillingness to stop using that could cause an abrupt end to touring.
Lady GaGa
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is in a top 5 box office hit from this past weekend. She loves her coke, but keeps it classy. She actually has someone else always do all the work and then she comes in for a quick line or two and finishes with some champagne.
Apparently there are whispers that this extremely popular female American Olympic athlete is having her B sample tested after her A sample came back positive. Considering how many sponsors she has, this would be a big blow.
She was in that franchise. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She was at a party celebrating a jewelry designer. She got into a conversation with a guy she just met that evening perhaps 30 minutes earlier. He ended up buying her something that cost about $50K. They ended up going to dinner and have been talking nonstop since.
This A+ list mostly movie actress has slowly built a side gig which seems to be doing really well. Our actress had a bit of booze the other night and was trying to ride the outside of a glass elevator.
This former soap star turned B+ list mostly television actress on a brand new seems like a hit network show gets botox. Nothing crazy about that. The thing is though she gets it to try and rid herself of all the wrinkles caused by her not eating anything. She is crazy skinny. On the set of her show they give her as much clothing as possible to wear for her scenes to not freak people out.
I did not see this one coming. This B list actress who will take anything, even behind the camera has A+ list name recognition thanks to a marriage. The always quiet one got busted in a NYC restroom making out with a guy. There was no sex, but there was a lot of rearranged clothing and hands in places that seemed to be leading to sex.
Our favorite pro beard/decent actress was really being chummy with a senior executive from a department store chain. Chummy as in maybe she is not being paid anymore for her other gig.
The does pretty well in her niche in Hollywood wife of this A list talk show host is done with him after his latest slip. It was not just the slip, but also the nonstop women who text him for weeks after every slip.
She isn't talking about it, but this former network star turned almost television show star for the same show just wants to focus on movies. It has always been her dream to be a movie star and is willing to give up her show to do it.
This A- list comic actor who got his start on late night has been on a roll as of late. Not only did he hook up with one half of the current network reality couple but he also managed to hook up and escape alive from this three named actress.
September 18, 2016
That big concert in NYC next week is just a money grab disguised as a charity. It is also so the promoter can feel like a big shot and pose with a bunch of celebrities.
Global Citizen Festival
One of the more famous Hollywood killings didn't actually happen in Hollywood. It happened in NYC. Over the past few weeks, there has been some new information about the case which has always been whispered about, but never really explored. It involves the sibling of a former B+ list mostly television actress who hit it big on two television shows and kind of big on another three or four. The sibling traveled the country interviewing celebrities. She often traveled first class and also often accompanied some of the celebrities when she was tagging along doing a day in the life kind of story. Because of who she knew, and the amount of traveling she did, she was asked to smuggle drugs on nearly every trip. Most of the time she was acting on the behalf of record companies who wanted her to bring it from one coast to another. All of the courier work paid five or six times what she earned in her regular job. She made her money by doing high volumes of trips because there was not really that big of a risk at the time for her. She wanted a big score though. This is where some of the new information comes in. Apparently there was a religious organization that at the time made most of its money smuggling drugs. Vast quantities of it. The religious organization was a US offshoot of a global religion. They used the money for new construction and to line the wallets of the leaders of the organization. The sibling got involved and was supposed to be the person who handled payoffs and logistics for a very important shipment of drugs. Well, one of the people also involved got busted by the cops for something and ended up talking a lot. The police released him to try and turn his bosses. The bosses caught on to him and tortured him. To try and save his own life he said the sibling was working with the police which is why he had been caught. It wasn't true, but the bosses didn't want to take a chance so they called her into town and killed her and left her to be found in a very public place.
September 17, 2015
Being surprisingly good while at the shows is this B list mostly movie actress who makes her living almost completely through her franchise. At a fashion show earlier this year she was wasted and groping models and she was told she needed to be sober and stay away from the models in the future or she would be banned.
Michelle Rodriguez
September 2, 2015
This former A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show that ended ages ago has turned into a C lister who is only that high because of the show and her ability to stay in the headlines because of news about her. She skipped out on a major event because she is so strung out on drugs she does not do anything but use and try and find more drugs to use.
Mischa Barton
September 17, 2016
It took about two weeks for this network reality star to hook up with his celebrity partner. I honestly thought it would take a couple of weeks longer.
Amber Rose/Maksim
This wannabe more than one season reality star told her co-star to stop taking his meds and that he didn't need them any longer. Probably not a good idea. Meds are what made the reality show possible.
Confined to a couple of hosting gigs several times a year, this mogul wants a full-time job in front of a camera. He likes being the center of attention and thinks being on air is the only way that will happen. He has never been able to make it on his own though on television. His only success has been ancillary to others.
September 24, 2016
This actor/writer is really good at staying quiet. Things his actress wife told him not to say and things not to say so his wife doesn’t find out about his on set cheating.
Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston
This former television actor from an iconic show turned mostly movie actor who even had a franchise was making the rounds of an area in this foreign business city. He and a pal were out scoring some hash from the locals. Everyone wanted to sell to him and kept calling him by his franchise character's name.
This foreign born A list singer who probably isn't A+ list any longer had a group of male and female models she partied with for 36 hours straight while out of the country. Apparently there were no clothes allowed in the party.
This former A- list mostly television actress had her own spinoff from a hit network show. She also crashed and burned on another of her own shows. Apparently she is feeling a lot better about being who she is because the closeted actress brought her girlfriend to a really big event this past week.
All that boozing and partying this A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show does every night is starting to catch up with her at work. The former reality star has excuse after excuse why she is late or why she needs a nap, but none fly when everyone looks at her social media from the night before.
While out with friends this weekend, this pro tennis player was asked about her golfer ex because of an incident that happened this weekend. The pro admitted that she had never seen anyone smaller in peen size and couldn't help but laugh when she heard the news reports.
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister with a side gig was supposed to have a much bigger role yesterday while promoting an appearance on television. She was so wasted though it had to be kept to a minimum and she never was given more than a quick spot rather than the 3 full minutes planned.
September 24, 2016
This co-host who bailed on one show for another should be careful what he says. His network bosses have an easy out clause and then he will be stuck doing only one show for half the year. I’m guessing someone would sign him up for a reality gig and he may be setting that up with his current promotional narrative.
Michael Strahan
September 23, 2016
This permanent A list singer is a diva. She might be the divas of all divas. Anyway, apparently she can’t stop smoking and drinking long enough to get her teeth whitened. They are atrocious. Instead, when she has photographs to take, she just puts in some fake teeth that are pearly white.
Mariah Carey
September 23, 2016
This talk show host has tried acting but that didn’t work out to well for her. The maid who has been cleaning her hotel room the past few days says it looks like an entire rock group has been staying there instead of one person. Ashtrays filled every morning with bottles of booze and wine. Yes, even some leftover white powder on some of the tables.
Chelsea Handler
September 23, 2016
This actress just got her big break but is probably going to lose it this week because of things she has said in her past. Cast members on this show have been fired for way less and she is literally hanging on by a thread.
Melissa Villase
This foreign born B list singer/reality host with more last names than Elizabeth Taylor is worried her most recent ex is going to spill a ton of tea about her drug use and other extracurricular activities. She should be worried. He has a lot he wants to say.
This fame comes first former Disney actress dumped one closeted guy for another. Her new guy is much higher on the list, but will also soon be out of a steady paycheck.
This A list mostly movie actor has dropped from A+ list. His movies have been bombs. He was heavy on the bronzer and botox at an event this weekend but people were still commenting how much he has aged just in the past year. No more sexiest man alive wins for him.
In our ongoing battle between this OITNB actress and her former roommate comes another shot from the former roommate. Apparently our actress is being investigated for fraud and perjury for doctoring documents to put yet a different former roommate behind bars. Basically, the lesson here is if you live with this OITNB actress, eventually you will go to jail.
September 21, 2016
Somehow I don’t think this is going to end well. I hope it goes well though. This celebrity offspring who is barely relevant as a celebrity is paying all the bills for her much higher on the list mother. The only condition is the mother has to stay sober.
Frances Bean Cobain/Courtney Love
September 16, 2016
The often angry former tween actress turned A- list singer really should lay off the coke before interviews if it is going to make her even more angry than usual.
Ariana Grande
September 14, 2016
On her most recent tour, this A+ list singer went a little diva on some of her employees. In the past, she has been super nice to them, but not so much this time. Reports of having to give her at least three feet of space at all times when she was walking and her ignoring anyone and everyone unless she had a reason to interact with them.
Taylor Swift
September 14, 2016
It looks like the wife of this cable reality star was right to go all Bernadine Harris on him because he was definitely cheating with this Grammy Award winner.
Joseline Hernandez/Stevie J/Faith Evans
