June 16, 2016
This A- list mostly television actor/nightly band member had sex with a woman last week and proudly told her after the act was over that she was the third woman he had been with that day. He then pulled open a drawer of panties and asked her if she would be willing to donate to the collection.
Fred Armisen
June 11, 2016
Another set of celebrity parents who just don’t care their underage daughter is hooking up with a way older guy. Oh, and as a bonus is a very very well known celebrity drug dealer. What could go wrong in this situation? The oldest child almost died of drugs, so apparently they didn’t learn any kind of lesson.
Sofia Richie
October 26, 2012
This actor has got to be approaching A list now. He is always on television and just seems to go from one hit to the next and just shows off some incredible acting talent with the way he can movie between different types of roles. His show right now? Huge hit. If you ask him though, the greatest thing that happened to him was when this B- list actress left the show he was on. They had fooled around a few times. Nothing serious, but our actor is married. So, it would have been awkward if he had been caught having sex with a co-star. She got incredibly clingy and wanted to know everyday when he was going to leave his wife and began calling and texting at all hours to try and get him caught. Then she got a big break and left the show. She never has said a peep since. Our actor has yet to stray again after that one.
Thomas Gibson
June 10, 2016
This A list director sends out his tough guys and the next thing you know people backpedal faster than in a horror movie.
Bryan Singer
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once beat a girlfriend because she kissed a man of color on the cheek when she was introduced to him. Our actor left the restaurant with the girlfriend before even eating and then beat her.
You don't actually think this foreign born A- list dual threat actor who has a franchise controls his own social media accounts do you? No, no no. His A+ list girlfriend has everything under her control. Hopefully she remembers which account she is signed into.
This former tweener actress/singer turned talk show host knew her engagement was coming so don't let her try and fool you. She also told her probably future husband that he shouldn't bother asking unless it was worth at least six figures.
Despite being a generally all around horrible person, this Teen Mom has no problems getting her fee of $10000 a night from guys who want to spend time with her. Apparently there is a wait list.
June 8, 2016
Back in the day she was an A lister. The nighttime soap queen. These days, not so much. Apparently she is back on drugs and her family is trying to get her to go back to rehab.
Heather Locklear
June 8, 2016
This Italian born A list soccer star has lots of wild sexual adventures, but for what he says is his protection, he always includes his brother. Umm, yeah.
Mario Balotelli
June 6, 2016
The black sheep son of this reality family is continuing to get medically treated for his mental issues and there are some, especially in his own family who think he is not capable of making decisions for himself.
Rob Kardashian
June 4, 2016
This actor has been and will seemingly always be good looking. He is that guy you throw into a movie who doesn’t have much talent but looks good. He is best known for his role in that pay cable show turned franchise. Anyway, he has been hitting the casting couch hard to get any role he can. They are all obscure and some are foreign, but at least he is getting work.
Jason Lewis
This B+ list rapper is on tour with a married permanent A+ list rapper. Each night they have been trying to outdo each other with the number of women they have sex with. They are doing their version of a Hugh Hefner assembly line and record it all.
This former child actress turned host sends her significant other out to buy drugs everyday and then deliver them to our former actress throughout the day wherever she is.
The wife of this foreign born permanent aging A+ list singer tells him she has a book club she goes to a few times a week. She is hooking up with one of the singer's musicians at his place. I suppose they could read books too.
This former tweener turned B+ list singer and bad actress is loving being on tour and doing coke. As much as she is doing, I will give her credit for not canceling any shows due to illness. The only illnesses she has are drug related.
June 3, 2016
This A+ list rapper/mogul is being investigated by the FBI for money laundering and wire fraud.
Jay-Z
This actor is A+ list. Barely. He has had some paycheck movies as of late that have not done well which may have dropped him to A list. I guess he is a permanent A lister. He is married. If you look back at the past few years, you start to see the whole wife and marriage thing might be more of a cover than an actual marriage. I'm not talking about a beard exactly. I think a few years ago there was a crack in his carefully constructed facade that came thisclose to costing him everything he has. It would have been a far worse result than even anything Mel Gibson has gone through. At some point in time, people will probably forgive Mel Gibson. No one would ever forgive this kind of behavior. Another thing you notice when you look back is that our actor seems to have completely transplanted his friends. He did a cleaning. Much of it was done by his wife, but it was not just a wife not liking the friends, it was wife coming in to try and save everything. The thing is though, the friends that have been replaced by the wife were the non celebrity friends. Most of the celebrity friends dropped out of the friendship when they saw what the actor was doing. He might have been able to hide it from the world, but, he couldn't hide it from them.
Why? They were there when it happened. Well, not watching it happen but were at his place for a party. They were all questioned by the police about what they knew and what they saw. As far as I know, none of them saw anything. The thing is, they heard the questions being asked. They heard about the 16 year old found close to death. The 16 year old fell off some type of cliff. Naked. In the middle of the night. The 16 year old had been with our actor. At some point, one of the actor's friends decided he would take a turn. The scene became violent very quickly and the 16 year old managed to make a break for it. In the pitch black night, the 16 year old fell off a cliff. How did they get there? Did anyone see anything? The police were there in the middle of the night, knocking on the doors of the actor's guests. Most of them probably knew about the other teens and the parties our actor and his friend liked to have with the teens. That fake Mr. Friendly act he uses to appear charming barely masks a sociopath beneath. How many of his past relationships ended shortly after some violent outburst that was chalked up to something innocuous? Nobody ever questions him. He is a movie star. The victims in the relationship were paid their fee and sent on their way with huge consequences if they ever talked about anything they saw or heard. Not a peep has ever been uttered by them. Not one word. A combination of fear and pain and blackmail and the loss of the money he gave them along with a gold bracelet to remember him keeps them mute.
It shouldn't. They must have seen him with other teens. The younger the better, but always legal. It is why he confines his activities to his time outside the country. It is also why he spends so much time in a place where the age of consent is frighteningly low. Bribes and a huge payoff saved him last time. One of these times though he is going to get caught. Things will go too far and someone will be willing to talk on the record about it.
June 1, 2016
Apparently this now solo former boy bander did a big no no. He used drugs in the vicinity of this A+ list singer. As in she was in the same room. She won’t have anything to do with him now and wants her “friend” to choose between the two.
Zayn Malik/Taylor Swift/Gigi Hadid (It appears she chose her friend)
May 30, 2016
This former tweener actress turned A- list singer with a bad attitude is back on the coke in a big way. Canceling shows is a way to get promoters to not want to book you again. I remember the time she canceled a show because she ended up making more hanging out with a guy than performing.
Ariana Grande
May 30, 2016
This married celebrity who is pregnant and done a porn and not named Blac Chyna hooked up with her real baby daddy at a club the other night before leaving together. The thing is, I think they actually made the baby at the same club when she was there to perform a couple of months ago.
Courtney Stodden
It might be just the scare this singer/possible killer needed. She has been sober for almost two weeks after nearly killing herself one night because of a drug overdose.
This B+ list mostly movie actress who just had a monster bomb of a movie open seems to be leaning more to continuing her relationship with her trainer and dumping her A+ list husband.
May 29, 2016
The only thing keeping this former supermodel alive right now is the revenge she wants on someone. The former A+ list model is dying but is trying to keep it a secret. Usually she would be gunning for the magazine covers, but even she thinks some tings should remain private.
Janice Dickinson
I'm not sure how this B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister managed to avoid being arrested. Multiple people saw her and her her boyfriend smoking meth at a very public event.
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show who is a celebrity offspring shamed her co-star into doing a couple of lines of coke with her before they shot a scene together. She said it would be more real.
Apparently there are some athletes who think this Olympic champion swimmer has been Armstronging and that their legacy will be tarnished when the truth comes out. The truth always comes out.
This married B list mostly television actress who has crashed and burned in everything she has done since her big pay cable hit has been texting her ex and trying to win him back even though he is involved in a very serious relationship.
This show is making a lot of news this week. One of the stars of the show who does not lash out with his feet is going to have a hard time keeping his life in the closet with the actions he took this week.
Apparently things are about to get really public and very nasty between these two former co-stars from that franchise. The foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor read some unpublished quotes from a recent interview his former girlfriend gave and the actor is pushing back and would like to give his own interview and not hold anything back about the nature of their relationship.
I love how this foreign born B- list actress/model/celebrity says she never really has tried to have kids. For 15 months straight, even when she was with some guy who paid the bills, she would hook up with this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor every month when she was ovulating because she wanted to have kids with him.
With his A- list actress significant other basically stuck at home for a few days, this B list actor hooked up with the barista he met a few weeks back.
This Housewife thinks it is great her daughter will be yachting. She thinks it is much better than the escorting by the hour she used to do when she was just starting out.
This former A- list dual threat actress from an acting family who is now a 9 to 5er is having issues with her husband. He is really straddling the line between fantasy and actual child porn.
May 26, 2016
Every so often this A- list mostly television actor who is on a pay cable show has to attend a show event with his sometime co-star B+ list awful actress. They do not get along and rolling of the eyes when taking pictures is the nicest form of communication between them. He is convinced her appearances on the show is stunt casting and dislikes it.
Liev Schreiber/Katie Holmes/Ray Donovan
Sponsors can deal with a lot. If you are famous enough and beloved by millions you can get away with a lot more than someone a little less known. It is that time of the decade where a certain group of celebrities expand their brand. One of those is this A+ list athlete. Now, everyone knows he cheats. He cheats all the time on whoever he is dating. He cant make it longer than a day or two without cheating. Sponsors are actually OK with that. He is not married so they don't have an issue with it. They would prefer he settle down as he has indicated he is going to, but what none of his sponsors knows or his girlfriend knows or even his family is that our athlete has a woman he pays every month a great deal of money. The woman is actually someone who made headlines a couple of years ago. She is a pre op transsexual who came thisclose to breaking up the marriage of a couple of reality stars. It turns out when our athlete read those stories and heard about her, he tracked her down and has been hooking up with her weekly ever since. Our athlete pays her a great deal of money and with that money comes silence. He only wants her to keep silent for the next year or so while he cashes in on his latest round of fame. His sponsors would not be happy with his choice of hookup partner and it could cost him millions if they find out.
May 26, 2016
You wouldn’t necessarily know it by looking at them, but back in the day, this permanent A+ list director/writer/producer/mogul who created one of the greatest franchises of all time would swap girlfriends for a night or a week with this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and been in some of the most important movies of all time. He has also made crap movies for a paycheck too.
George Lucas/Harrison Ford
May 24, 2016
At one point they were close friends but now this former A+ list rapper turned A- lister with a money losing side project is disliked by this fashion designer. The fashion designer shares one product in common with the former rapper. The designer thinks the rapper stole some designs for that product in common they share and it has caused a big war between the pair.
Kanye West/Jeremy Scott/Adidas
May 24, 2016
This former A+ list tweener seems to reach new lows every day in how poorly fans can be treated. He treats them like dogs as they rush to try and please him. He laughs at them and mocks them. He then pretends to care just enough so they will buy his albums and tickets. He doesn’t care about them at all. The only people he treats worse are the fans he has sex with every day. They are degraded until they break and then sent home.
Justin Bieber
How much do this former A+ list dual threat actress who is now reduced to a yearly struggle to find a television lead and this almost television actress moving into network hate each other? Even more than you probably could have imagined. Probably going to be another one and done season for the former A+ lister.
Look for more wigs from this A-/B+ list celebrity/reality star who has seen her business and prices double over the last few weeks because of them.
May 24, 2016
Faced with never getting work again, this B list mostly movie actor walked back most of the statements he made during a press interview. Now, everything is back under the rug or hiding in the shadows which is where everyone in power likes it to be.
Elijah Wood/child abuse in Hollywood
This could turn ugly in a hurry. This former A+ list mostly movie actress who enjoyed that status for about 15 minutes but has struggled to do anything but attend fundraisers is in a relationship with a married Ambassador to the US. This would be quite the scandal.
This teenage actress from a hit network show has been working forever. I know she is happy to be legal, but there must be 20 different naked selfies of her floating around town. She thinks the people she sends them to would never share them. She is wrong.
Back in the day this actress was so popular that she got a spinoff from the hit ensemble show on which she starred. Later she was on three television shows at once. Now? Not so much, but she does win the award for most botched facelift anyone has seen in awhile. There are vast portions of her face she can no longer move.
Pretty tough to fight for sole custody of your kids when you are doing so from rehab. Despite that though, this B+ list celebrity with the A+ list last name agreed with her celebrity friends who staged an intervention and agreed to go to rehab.
This A- list singer/part-time actress has been spinning a couple of items this week courtesy of her team. The first is how many great songs she has for her new record. The second is that her actor ex is begging for her to take him back.
Turns out some sparks remain from this brief fling. This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was in that franchise is cheating on his girlfriend with this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who had to call that a-hole actor her boyfriend for a while.
She might not look a lot like her sisters, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is probably still less famous than her siblings. They do share a love for dating married men though.
This A- list singer in her part of the winging world is a multiple Dove Award winner/nominee. She is also always the first in line for coke. Doing lines cut on the back of her Bible is her favorite thing.
This actor from an acting family used to be the most famous in the family then went through a not as famous and is back to being most famous. He also drinks so much that he is bloated and out of shape and looks awful. Combined with his reluctance to shower, he is a piece of work.
Apparently things are not going very well between this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress headed to court soon and her boyfriend. She straight up asked him to borrow several million dollars. He knows she would never pay him back and said the request was more like a shakedown.
May 24, 2016
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has numerous celebrity offspring and has been married to multiple A listers is back on drugs again. The last time this happened she basically went into seclusion for well over a year.
Demi Moore
#1 - This group which no longer makes music is permanently A list. One of the members of the rap/punk band recently forfeited almost $1M he was trying to sneak across the border without declaring.
#2 - This one of a million kids is apparently pregnant. That will definitely not make into the program. Better have them elope quickly.
#3 - Another day, another tabloid wanting access so they print ridiculous stories about this A list reality star with the side gig dating some guy. The tabloid knows it isn't true but wants to force it down your throats so they can have interviews with the remaining members of the reality family because they consider that more important than actually reporting something factual. I'm not asking them to out her because that would be wrong, but it is just as wrong to promote their narrative.
May 23, 2016
This permanent A list supermodel insists that her celebrity boyfriend trail behind her whenever possible. She thinks that it looks better in photos.
Christie Brinkley/John Mellencamp
May 23, 2016
Billboard Music Awards
This red carpet television personality who used to be a model went off on two fans who would not believe her that she was not Kim Kardashian. I guess I could maybe see it if the angle and lighting were bad, but I think she was more upset that the fans thought Kim K was blowing them off.
Liz Hernandez
May 21, 2016
Maybe this talk show host who bid adieu to one show recently got tired of giving an allowance to his girlfriend because he had someone new he was with the other night. I love how he used to be a stalker when it came to people cheating on him but he does it all the time.
Michael Strahan
Not that they were having much sex anyway, but this A+ list reality star and her former A+ list rapper husband have not had sex in almost 18 months.
Moving from a married actor to a married singer, this A- list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring is proving she will hookup with anyone despite their status.
May 21, 2016
She can deny it all she wants, but the daughter of this A- list reality star from multiple reality shows has injected and filled her face to the point where it may never go back to anything resembling what it used to be.
Kim Zolciak's daughter Brielle
One actress who was playing the daughter of this former A+ list mostly movie actor part-time director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee quit the movie when the director kept hitting on her. Now, her replacement is also threatening to quit because of the actor.
The actress wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor is hiding a pill addiction from him. He thinks she is just always sick.
Another sign that this B+ list mostly television actress from that hit cable show no longer on the air has left her religion is her working with and praise of the SP she is working with right now. Oh, and the chain smoking.
This married Academy Award winning/nominated actor has been at the Olympics and hit on one of the men competing in a swimming event.
It is probably the safest statutory rape this former A+ list tweener could have committed. No one cares enough about the underage celebrity offspring to say anything about her being raped by the former tweener.
Even this producer/mogul wants no part of what the actress turned escort was offering. Maybe a decade ago. Our actress turned escort made it clear she was available to him, but the married mogul prefers women brand new to the industry.
Despite reports that they were there, this A+ list power couple did not show up to that high profile birthday party a few nights ago. They rightly felt they would be drawing attention away from the man of the hour. They will be hosting their own fundraiser event with him in a couple of months anyway. Someone who did show up though was that lady who has been in the news almost daily.
Don't do drugs in the office. Back in the day you could do anything in these offices, but now, this long running television show has very strict rules. Break them and you are fired as one actor on the show recently discovered.
This A list mostly movie actress has been demoted from A+ list. She is a permanent A lister though. Anyway, she still has A++ list name recognition and has been on bed rest for the past week as she fights to get off drugs and gain weight and live.
This foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity has now seen a woman other than his celebrity wife for the fourth time. No wonder he wants to live here permanently.
May 20, 2016
Do you remember the child rapist blind from last week? Turns out he once left a 14 year old handcuffed to a hotel bed for two days and would just use her when he was horny. He finally let her go when he found someone else he wanted more.
Jimmy Page
#1 - This former escort turned actress turned reality star was making bank with some men. After being busted though by a wife of one of the men, all of the others have cut her off. She is having big trouble making her monthly expenses. Granted, most of her expenses are ridiculous, but she does do a lot of good too so hoping she can at least keep up with that.
#2 - Turns out this really bad actress turned reality star who is bad with money and an offspring is bisexual. One a week she has a little tryst with a woman who satisfies her needs. One big issue is that each of the sessions is recorded and I don't think our actress realizes this.
#3 - This A- list mostly television actor is in limbo like everyone else on this network show. Will it be coming back or not? The thing is, if it does come back, everyone wants his character killed off much like the person he replaced. No one can stand the actor and his behavior.
Who is Tulip? From New York Magazine
6:00 p.m. I have a date from the app Raya. We decide to meet at a wine bar in the West Village. I recognize her when she comes in: She is a famous person’s daughter. I only know this because I worked on her father’s house. Interesting. We kiss hello, and I can smell cigarettes on her. Who smokes in 100-degree weather? Only a sexy AF train-wreck. We order a bottle of white.
Midnight Trainwreck just left. She was a hot, drunken mess who chain-smoked, but I — of course — liked her. We made out on the street, then I took her home and she blew me. She blew me on my grandmother’s antique rug. I blew my load in her mouth and she swallowed. She swallowed my load, took a swig of vodka, and left. I assume I’ll never see her again, but, hey, it was a phenomenal blow job. She did that twirl thing with her tongue and used just the right amount of teeth. (Don’t try this at home!) There may or may not have been a finger in the anus. I’m not being coy; I truly don’t know what kind of tricks she had in her bag. Whatever it was, more please. PUH-LEEZE.
1:00 a.m. Trainwreck texts me! “Hey sexy. Mimosas in the morning?”
1:01 a.m. Happyhappyhappyhapppyhappyhappy me.
DAY THREE
11:00 a.m. Cafe Cluny with the Trainwreck, who I’m now going to call Tulip. Because, yes, she has the type of first name that generally only overly confident, famously artsy, highly repugnant people can get away with. But she is not highly repugnant. She is a real person with a real story. I won’t reveal too much, but she’s in her late 30s, twice married and divorced, and searching for “stability and soulfulness.” I've got both those things and then some!
2:30 p.m. I am giving it to Tulip from behind!!! She is bent over my couch and I’m railing her, as the kids say. She has a great ass. There is a dark beauty mark on it that I find very erotic. The beauty mark is shaped like a state, but I can’t pinpoint which one. I am not sure I’m going to come, but she's screaming for dear life. I remember from Jayne’s friendly sex tips that I should reach around and rub her clit while fucking her from behind, so I do that. She moves my hands from her pussy to her tits, so that I am holding her (fake?) tits while fucking her from behind. She comes and asks for a break. I take my dick out and take the condom off, and she blows me until I come too.
6:oo p.m. Tulip is still here. I am allowing her to smoke in my apartment. Is this love?
10:00 p.m. Tulip never leaves. We take separate showers and crawl into my bed, both naked. We have nice, tender sex, and come together after about six minutes. Turns out her tits are fake (I ask). No matter. I feel happy and also terrified. Tulip is a little bit terrifying. She talks a lot about her recent ex-husband. The last thing she says before we fall asleep is, “Ya gotta know when to walk away, right?” This leaves a pit in my stomach for some reason.
DAY FOUR
7:00 a.m. Tulip has to go home and tend to her dogs. I haven’t heard about any dogs until now. I brush my teeth and walk her to the door. I offer to walk her home and/or get her a coffee for the road. She declines and kisses me on the cheek.
7:00 p.m. Tulip hasn’t returned my text. I wrote her around lunchtime just to check in. Here we go again.
May 20, 2016
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show with now even more spinoffs got hammered with one of his son’s teachers after a parent event and ended up having sex with her in a bar bathroom.
Norman Reedus
May 19, 2016
Look for this former A- list mostly television actor who has not had the greatest last five years since his hit show went off the air to be replaced on his new show. the female lead has all the power and he is already being his creepy self.
Mandy Moore/Milo Ventimiglia
May 19, 2016
This B list mostly television actress who is starring in a soon to air pay cable show trashed the trailer of her co-star on that show. The co-star, who used to be a superhero and also had some great tv roles apparently split with the actress after they had sex.
Evan Rachel Wood/James Marsden
They used to hook up all the time back in the day before she became royal so it shouldn't shock anyone that this married A list royal was flirting up a storm with her ex. Not really an ex, more of an every weekend friends with benefits thing.
This east coast Real Housewife needs rehab. The thing is she doesn't want to go unless she can get some kind of solo six week special about her journey.
May 19, 2016
She says that until she signs on the dotted line for a reality show or a commitment in writing she will be taken care of financially, this B+ list celebrity wannabe reality star with a boyfriend will keep sleeping with other guys to keep her options open.
Blac Chyna
This foreign born permanent A list model/talk show host is being cheated on again by her boyfriend. They have almost split because of his cheating in the past but she is so head over heels, she keeps right on taking him back.
This A+ list singer has a tough decision to make this week. She can keep going with her farce of a relationship up to and including the Emmy Awards and an engagement ring or listen to her PR people and end it with the too busy thing while her boyfriend is out of the country filming.
This fairly new mom who is a celebrity offspring herself is back on coke in a big way. At first she did it to lose baby weight, but it is slowly taking over her life like it did previously.
No amount of cameras were going to make this A+ list singer and her A+ list mogul husband going to interact with each other after the week they have had. Apparently one of the women he sleeps with on a regular basis severely injured herself in a fall at his house.
Speaking of failed marriages, the silence from this almost network superhero and his wife has been almost deafening. Counting down the days until that split news is released.
Last ditch effort to save the marriage of this foreign born dual threat A lister. She left their kid at home and flew halfway across the world for a quick trip to see if their marriage can be salvaged. Judging by both of their actions away from each other, things are looking over.
Things started out ok for this OITNB actress at a party this weekend. She was a little buzzed, but, for her that is pretty good. An hour into the party though, a woman she hooked up with the night before showed up and things got nasty in a hurry with a lot of screaming and yelling. Both women were asked to leave.
I'm pretty sure this A list reality star wakes up every morning wondering how she can f**k with her fans again. One weight loss trick or gimmick seems to be revealed every couple of weeks. She never reveals the coke though. Oh, or the lipo. Nope. Instead she loves seeing her fans copying all the crap ideas she comes up with when drunk.
This barely hanging on to B list actor was in that franchise. Being in the closet combined with poor acting skills has really hurt his career. He has gone the beard route. he has gone the stay at home for months on end with the boyfriend route. He is back doing the beard thing because he is trying to revive his career before it permanently flat lines.
In exchange for hooking this celebrity offspring/actor up with a few of her friends, this model turned commercial actress turned gimmick actress/part-time escort had the offspring act as protection during an encounter she had with an Asian businessman she has had issues with in the past.
May 18, 2016
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit very long running network ensemble comedy is such a diva at this point that even the person who has to act opposite him the most frequently is wondering if there could be some kind of story line change where he would not have to be around the other actor as much.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson/Eric Stonestreet
Is this foreign born A list mostly television actor a thief? If you had asked people a year ago, they would have said probably. Ask those same people now and they would say yes. He is actually referred to as The Thief, in caps just like that.The people involved got tired of saying things like the person who robbed my house or stole something out of my trailer. So, now the person doing the stealing is known as The Thief. Our actor was on a long running network show. There are some who say that when one of his co-stars who is now on another hit network show had nude photos and a bracelet stolen from her home she quit because she identified the actor as the thief but no one did anything.
She didn't have any video evidence or security camera footage but she says that he is one of the few people who knew she had an entire photo album of nude photos. She thinks the bracelet was grabbed to make the burglary more random. The first thing stolen was from a trailer on the set of the show. It was a dinosaur skull that a producer liked to keep in the trailer of all his shows for good luck. To date, it was the only thing stolen from a set. Everything else was stolen from a home of someone who worked on the show. There were six different burglaries during the run of the show. When the show ended, so did the burglaries. Everyone kind of forgot about them. Then, our actor got a new show and in the short time the show has been filming there has already been a burglary. The common denominator in all of this is the actor. The items taken have all been very personal to the owner who had them stolen. They all had value, but were personally important to the victim. Even though people are now convinced it is the actor, no one has confronted him or named him as a suspect. Several of the thefts were reported to the police, but the police didn't really pursue it all that seriously. Now that another theft has occurred though, and a more defined pattern, that could all change.
May 18, 2016
The dog of this A+ lister has destroyed a hotel suite where the actress is staying. It has covered almost every inch of the carpeting with crap. It pees everywhere and has chewed at the wooden base of almost every piece of furniture. Our actress doesn’t seem to care though and just said she would pay for the damage when she checks out.
Jennifer Lawrence
May 18, 2016
What A+ list royal apparently has a weekly group session dealing with her eating disorder.
Kate Middleton
May 17, 2016
There were lots of demands from this A_ list singer/diva at the NBC upfronts yesterday. Number one on that list though was not to see or even sense the presence of anyone from that reality family who does a show on an NBC owned cable network.
Mariah Carey/The Kardashians
Apparently this A-/B+ list singer was so nervous about going out in public with her husband that she got wasted and was a mess. Her actor husband was pretty nice about the whole thing though Baby steps.
An escort hired for this couple consisting of a foreign born actor and an A list singer said the hotel suite was awash in coke. She said that every surface appeared to have been used for doing lines of coke.
May 17, 2016
This A- list mostly television actress once had three hit shows going at once on pay cable, cable and network. That is impressive. Now it is down to just one. Apparently despite the nice things she says publicly about her famous mother-in-law, the two can’t stand each other.
Sasha Alexander/Sophia Loren
This celebrity offspring of a mostly failed actor from a big acting family fancies herself as a model. She is not very good at it but is good at being racist. She went on another N word filled rant recently but thinks it is ok for her.
Nothing says to producers please don't let me be the one killed off when you document on social media every night the result of yourself getting drunk. The words and actions coming out of this actress on a hit network show are going to get her unemployed very quickly.
This foreign born celebrity chef/reality star went a little overboard with the botox and other work done to his face. He has been trying to cover it up, but he has made a big mess with his decisions.
What do you do if you are a ghostwriter for this A+ list singer? You keep your mouth quiet about it. They didn't, and now won't get any work songwriting for anyone any longer.
This NBC Olympics announcer covering a very high profile event is unraveling to the point where executives are worried if he can stay the course for his events. They have someone on standby because things are that bad.
If you want a wedding on television and all the money that comes with it, then you need to act like a couple. So, if you are the guy in this relationship you stop sexting all of the women you met while the show was being aired and grab a pap and go makeout with the woman you want to get tv married to.
May 16, 2016
It must have been killing this B+ list model/sometime host/failed reality show co-host to have to wait so long to get botox. As soon as she could she was in her doctor’s office getting her regular fillers and botox.
Chrissy Teigen
May 13, 2016
This B+list mostly take what she can get actress who has A+ list name recognition looks to be suffering from depression. On the set of her latest project she is constantly being awakened to come shoot her next scene. Once finished she crawls right back into bed.
Katie Holmes
May 11, 2016
This part-time actress wife of a permanent A+ lister who is an Academy Award winner was spotted chain smoking at a recent lung cancer benefit.
Rita Wilson/Tom Hanks
May 11, 2016
A pretty rare sighting between this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and his actor best friend. The best friend used to be a bigger star than the A+ lister back in the day. Now he just shows up whenever something big is about to happen in the actor’s life. Or if he needs money.
Leonardo DiCaprio/Lukas Haas
It might have been a surprise to her, but this foreign born barely relevant celebrity was all about making as much money off his royal girlfriend as possible. She was a commodity to him and he got as much as he could from her. With no more possible revenue streams available, he dumped her. Coldly.
This B+ list mostly movie actress is from an acting family. She has not been the same the past six months after catching her boyfriend in bed with another woman. Twice.
The average person is starting to learn what others in the industry have known for awhile. This foreign born A+ list singer really only cares for herself. Sometimes she will share a story or two about interacting with a fan, but they are all for show. Same goes for any favors asked of her. If there is not money in it for her, she isn't interested.
The A- list almost television actress from a hit show thought by having her significant other fly out to visit at work would put a curb on the drug use of our actress. Nope. Got worse.
May 11, 2016
This B- list mostly movie actress who got her big break on a long long long running network show that rotates cast members has never had any controversy around her. She has no idea what to do now that people are pointing out that she cheated on her husband with this almost A+ list mostly movie actor but is trying to make it look like a new love.
Jenny Slate/Chris Evans
May 11, 2016
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is about to go straight from one franchise to the next. One little catch. The star needs about six months of rehab. A couple of different kinds of rehab and to pass a drug test before he can start shooting the second franchise. The first franchise is probably over if they can get the massive insurance payment they are seeking.
Dylan O'Brien
May 10, 2016
This Victoria’s Secret model who seems to thrive on getting herself photographed making out with other women has been trying to wedge herself between this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from that franchise and the girlfriend of the actress. The model thinks it will give her career an even larger boost if she can get photographed kissing the actress.
Stella Maxwell/Kristen Stewart
May 10, 2016
This A list rapper is not pregnant. Everyone always wants her to be pregnant which would be a really bad idea. Get her off sizzurp first.
Nicki Minaj
