May 14, 2016
This oft out of control mostly movie actress who was a big thing back in the day of course signed on to this upcoming long awaited sequel. Apparently when she saw a recent screening of it she sought out the director and had to be pulled off him because she felt he cut out too many of her scenes.
Vivica A Fox
May 14, 2016
This foreign born actor who stars in Suits used to be really friendly with all the fans of the show. Posing for pictures or talking. Now, he ignores them or even worse tells them to get a life and leave him the f**k alone. Fame corrupts.
Patrick J.Adams
May 13, 2016
By the time she thinks it is safe to show off her boyfriend she acquired during her marriage, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family will probably dump him. I’m seeing a reunion with the droopy faced actor guy in her future.
Drew Barrymore/Justin Long
May 13, 2016
More rehab is on the horizon for this suddenly unemployed B+ list mostly television actress. Oh, I’m sure she will call it something else again, but it is one of the things that led to the cancellation of her show.
Hayden Panettiere
The biggest superhero of the past few months is already cheating on his new girlfriend with a fan he met. Well, the relationship with his girlfriend started off as cheating so what can you expect.
This B list mostly television actor probably thought he would be getting tons of work when that long running hit cable show ended. Not so much. Some. Anyway, this actor is married now, but he has always worn a wedding band because he only ever wanted to date women who were willing to date a married guy.
Over the years, this A list director/former actor has convinced everyone his wife was legal when they started dating. Nope. She was well under age as was his custom back then.
Another set of celebrity parents who just don't care their underage daughter is hooking up with a way older guy. Oh, and as a bonus is a very very well known celebrity drug dealer. What could go wrong in this situation? The oldest child almost died of drugs, so apparently they didn't learn any kind of lesson.
May 13, 2016
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is working a lot less today than he was yesterday is up to his old tricks. He finds a woman he can control and do what he wants with until he is bored and then sends her on her way without following through on any of the promises he has made.
John Stamos
May 12, 2016
This barely legal B+ list mostly movie actress has a new movie opening soon. She also has been very vocal about loving your body and who you are but it didn’t stop her from getting some ridiculous looking lip fillers.
Chloe Moretz
May 12, 2016
There have been lots of arguments recently between this permanent A list “singer” who does not really sing any longer and her management team. More and more she wants to take an extended break and they want their cash cow to keep delivering. They have been guilting her about how many jobs would be lost if she packed it in. It is not about the jobs to the team though, it is about lining their own pockets without having to do any work.
Britney Spears
May 12, 2016
This rapper is not really in any position to be making diva demands. Sure, back in the day when he was an A list rapper and even was getting some good acting gigs he could play the diva. He is asking as part of his tour rider for a one off show that he wants a brand new port a pottie to be reserved for his own use. Apparently he is so homophobic that he won’t be in the same bathroom as a gay man which might happen when playing a club that attracts a lot of gay men.
DMX
This iconic A+ list movie actress who lived a very hidden life after leaving Hollywood mastered the art of not spending any of her own money. During almost her entire Hollywood run she charged/billed everything to whatever studio she was working for. Everything from mortgages to her utility bills. She would only eat at places that were willing to bill the studio for her meals. If the studio ever tried to deduct them from her salary she would threaten all kinds of nasty spillage of secrets.
The mother of this A/A+ list movie actress who died too young lived her entire life off the money she was paid by her daughter's first husband who wanted to marry the underage actress and was willing to pay a lot and did.
Back in the day, this then model turned actress who has definitely been A list in her career but mainly for hit television shows had a little bet going with her friends. Every movie she did, she slept with the leading actor. It started when she actually did have relationships with them, so her friends dared her to keep it going. So, she stars in this movie back in the day with this actor turned talk show host. Hated him. Somehow she forced herself to flirt with him and then slept with him and never spoke to him again outside of dialogue in the film.
This actress has been around forever and has been a kindness blind before. She is known best for some movies she did with a director who always works with the same people and always wears the same clothes. Anyway, the other night, our actress, who does have a new show premiering, spent an hour taking photos with fans who had surrounded her at an event. Literally never stopped smiling or laughing and hugging the entire time. Just a great person.
May 11, 2016
This B+ list celebrity comes from a family of celebrities. Our B+ lister does make money modeling, but mostly lives off family money. Oh, and money like she got the other day from a guy on a yacht. Technically, although he does own a yacht, the meeting happened on dry land a mile from his yacht.
Bella Hadid
This female rapper was headed to A list when she was killed. The thing is, the right person has never been caught for her murder. Oh, sure there has been someone who confessed to taking part in the killings, but there were no consequences for that confession. In addition, in this city, if you have enough cash, you can make just about any crime have a non existent investigation. The person behind the killings was also the person in charge of her career. Apparently he wanted her dead for a few reasons. One, she was hooking up with people other than himself and he didn't appreciate that. Second, she wanted to move on to another person who she thought would take her career to another level. Third, she knew about his drug dealing and money laundering being done at monster levels. He thought if she left to go with someone else that she might spill the secrets. So, he had her killed and then went to her funeral. She did actually spill her secrets. She left behind some diaries which her husband found when he got out of jail. He tried to make some quick cash extorting the killer. Instead, he wound up dead too.
May 10, 2016
This B- list actress is closer to A in her own country. She was just in a huge big box office bomb here which is why I am writing about her. She told fans to f**k off after they complained about her not showing up for a performance because she was too hungover. The same fans who paid a lot of money to see her,
Sheridan Smith/Huntsman:Winter's War
May 10, 2016
One of the sure ways to get kicked out of the squad or at least not invited to anything any longer is to not follow the dress code set by this A+ list singer for the night. You also don’t get a say in what you are going to do that night.
Taylor Swift
May 10, 2016
Apparently this former A list singer who also acted back in the day likes to be high as a kite before she takes the stage. She won’t go on until she is high so if she gets bad stuff or it does not affect her the way she wants, she starts all over again. Frustrating for fans.
Lauryn Hill
If you are an A+ list actor and you want discreet sex, the person to talk to is this married former A list mostly movie actor who still has A list name recognition. He knows everyone because of his side gig and has a list of men and women and he doesn't even charge a fee for his services.
This married to an actress foreign born A- list mostly movie actor used to do serious things. Now, he mainly does superhero movies. It looks like he finally got his heroin addiction under control. He has been trying to stop since Philip Seymour Hoffman died. It has been a long battle.
May 10, 2016
This former A list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring actually had her PR people call a talk show to make sure the talk show asked this former tweener turned singer about his love life and to specifically ask about our actress.
Kate Hudson/Ellen/Nick Jonas
Like Spencer and Heidi before her, this married B list celebrity/part-time porn star is blowing all of her money on a singing career. Why do people always think they will make a fortune singing?
This former tweener turned B list singer in a group has a new girlfriend. She almost died thanks to him. She was choking on her vomit after passing out from the drugs he gave her but he was too out of it to do anything about it. Someone came through the room to use a bathroom and saw her and saved her.
This A list director sends out his tough guys and the next thing you know people backpedal faster than in a horror movie.
Wanting to keep her secrets intact, this A+ list singer is trying to make a deal with people suing her foreign born main ghostwriter who does a bit of A- list singing himself. She doesn't want him to have to talk about his work under oath. No one knows she uses ghostwriters.
This foreign born reality star from a franchise that probably does not have many seasons left in it already has a new guy on the hook ans is reeling him in. He has dropped $50K on a vacation with her and there is no sign of what made her divorced in the first place.
This former harry Potter star was in his favorite vacation spot again this week. Drunk as anyone had ever seen him, he was asking every woman he met to go back to his hotel for sex. At the end of the evening he puked outside the bar before one of the women made sure he made it back to his hotel, but not his room.
A minor war is going on right now between this B+ list mostly movie actress with a lucrative side gig and this celebrity married to an A+ lister. The B+ lister is accusing the wife of the A+ lister from stealing some of her best employees for the wife's new side gig.
This permanent A list mostly movie comic actor has split from his girlfriend. It seems like a split since he is staying with another woman at one of his other homes.
This aging Academy Award winner was out with his girlfriend out of the country at dinner and when she went to the restroom, our actor went and got the phone number of a woman who was seated at the bar.
This closeted married former athlete turned celebrity who doesn't do that great of a job hiding in the closet has been hitting the booze hard lately. At an event this week he was wasted and trying to hook up with that former dancer turned tweener type actor turned B list actor who was on a hit network show.
May 9, 2016
Why yes, that was our favorite foreign born singer/actress in a Vancouver bar. Why yes, that was a drunken argument she got into with a fan of an A+ list singer.
Rita Ora/Beyonce
This actor is A list. Academy Award winner/nominee. Considered a great actor with a history of some questionable hookups that had long term implications. Generally considered to be an a-hole. Also landed a role in a sure fire billion dollar box office movie. A couple of weeks ago I was talking to someone about the place where our actor is from. We had been talking about other celebrities from this place because the person lived there for most of their life.
At one point he brings up the actor's name and does that thing where they assume you know the story. I kind of turned my head and needed it repeated. I actually set down my booze for a second because the one liner was crazy. I wanted the whole story. The actor came back after not being there for awhile and acting like a big shot and there were women wanting him but he wanted this one woman. She had a boyfriend and had no interest in the actor. For three days he kept bugging her and bugging her. She refused. After the third day of this, the actor has the boyfriend beat up to the point where he had to be admitted to the hospital. Permanently damaged his jaw. He then had these same guys find the woman and dragged her from the supermarket where she worked. The guys brought her to the actor at his hotel. He raped her and beat her for an entire night. When she attacked him when he was not looking he grew even more violent and then told the guys to dump her somewhere and he didn't care whether she lived or not. So, they dumped her in the middle of nowhere. Literally 20 miles from any phones or homes. Somehow she made it out to a road and flagged someone down and they helped her. She went to the hospital and the police but the police wouldn't touch her case. Newspapers there wouldn't report it. No one did. Her family tried. The boyfriend tried. Nobody would do anything. This doesn't mean our actor is welcome back there any longer though. They all know, but they just didn't want to do what was right.
May 9, 2016
This celebrity offspring is a sometime hookup of a former A+ list tweener. She hooked up with the editor of a magazine so she could be named in one of their best of issues. She then went around saying what an honor it was and how hard work pays off with a bunch of blessed hashtags after getting on the list.
Hailey Baldwin
May 9, 2016
They are still technically married. This A+ list mostly movie actor and his B+ list actress wife have been looking cozy recently. She does know he is hooking up with someone on a fairly regular basis right? I guess to be fair so is she. It is all so complicated.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
May 9, 2016
This former A+ list child actor who everyone knows from your grandparents down to ten year old kids owns more women’s clothes than men’s clothes. No one recognizes him when he is outside dressed as a woman and he likes that feeling.
Macaulay Culkin
This A+ list mostly movie actor and his actress wife are thisclose to splitting. Yeah, he has cheated, but this is just one of those things were they are not getting along and are complete opposites.
One person who definitely will not be invited back to the show is this anchor/reporter/host who ticked off everyone she came into contact with. No one had anything nice to say about her and her demands were out of control.
May 9, 2016
There was sparse attendance at a farewell party for this reality star turned singer turned Academy Award winning actress after her last gig ended. She really burned a whole lot of bridges with the cast and crew.
Jennifer Hudson
If this A list reality star is pregnant as is the buzz, there will definitely need to be a paternity test between at least four contenders.
I was not planning on making this coming out hour, but it worked out this way. This A list pro athlete is always talking about women or going on one date with a woman or having a publicist spread stories for a week about some crush he has on an actress, but he is only interested in guys.
This former A list tweener turned A- list adult singer is doing press for his new record and every word coming out of his mouth about it is a lie. The guy needs to come out and stop circling around everything.
I'm not sure why this female singing group was even at the show, but whatever clothes they were wearing, I hope they owned because they were basically hotboxing in the limo on the way over and every reporter was laughing at how wasted they were and how badly they reeked of pot.
What had just been sniping between these two leads for the next installment of their franchise has turned into war. An epic battle of phone calls and texts and e-mails to producers and to the now departed director to take their side. Casting and amounts of dialogue and trailers and days off and a million other things they are fighting over. Apparently it had even affected the marriage of the now departed director.
This talk show host is someone you all know despite the fact she just launched a new show. She was a mess at a taping this week. Seriously, if she does not get rehab soon, she will die.
This Academy Award winning A+ list mostly movie actor is being paid $50K by modeling agencies for every model he goes on a date with or even just for being photographed with them. Apparently their rate shoots up immediately for bookings and the agencies are making the money they pay out back almost right away.
This reality star son of a permanent A+ list singer is trying to sell a sex tape that he made with his girlfriend. Apparently the selling is not going well because he has trouble performing and the sex is just painful to watch.
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit very long running network comedy has spent several hours the past few days looking at engagement rings for herself. She is the Jennifer Love Hewitt of this decade. Just jumps right in repeatedly.
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has two franchises to his credit has always had trouble staying sober. His latest relapse has him shooting up heroin rather than just snorting it. He looks awful.
May 7, 2016
This Academy Award winner who is having a career resurgence thanks to a tv show picked up an award at a recent event. Fairly high profile. Dumped it in the trash when he was leaving. About par for this guy.
Cuba Gooding Jr./TV Land Awards
#1 - This former A+ list actor and director who is trying to mount a comeback to A status the past couple of years used to have it written into his contract that editing needed to add in hair to his receding hairline. This was before CGI got good so more often than not when there was a closeup, his hair looked awful.
#2 - This beloved 70's and 80's star worked in some movies in the 90's and still has A+ list name recognition and some popular offspring. The reason she stopped working in movies was not retirement so much as no directors ever wanting to work with her if she was cast because she always had final cut in her movies during the 90's so they all ended up being bombs.
#3 - This 80's A+ list actress is now barely in demand for any movies. She used to be married to an A+ lister who has been A list for a few decades. Our actress stopped getting roles after she fired multiple directors and directors of photography because they were not shooting her the way she wanted. She also fired writers who didn't give her enough dialogue.
May 6, 2016
This Academy Award winning director who really was known more for theatre slept with most of the men and women in the movie for which he won. The movie itself won more than a handful of Oscars.
Bob Fosse/Cabaret
May 7, 2016
This foreign born A list actress stars on a very hit long running network show. She contributed to the failed campaign of this large Governor. Now, he is trying to get her to publicly support Donald Trump. It would be a shocker.
Sofia Vergara/Chris Christie
May 6, 2016
This B- list mostly television actress wife of an A+ list mostly movie actor did something really sweet. Two women were ahead of her in line at a toy store and were paying with cash. They were each digging around their purses and wallets because they were like $2 short on about a $200 purchase. Our actress pulled out a credit card and insisted she pay for the whole thing. Not just the $2. The entire purchase.
Jenna Dewan
This B+ list actress only gets that high because she returned to her daytime roots for a bit has an interesting collection of exes. She says that her most high profile ex who has treated her like crap since they split actually tried to hook up with her a couple of months ago. He is married.
Back in the day she was an A lister. The nighttime soap queen. These days, not so much. Apparently she is back on drugs and her family is trying to get her to go back to rehab.
May 6, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee and this A list comic actress barely spoke to each other while filming a recent movie. Apparently it was as bad as the filming between Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon back in the day.
Matt Damon/Kristen Wiig
This home improvement reality star is cheating on his co-star wife with a woman who works at a hardware store. Apparently this has been a year long fling.
This B list mostly movie actor is hating life right now. First, his big budget starring chance bombed big time earlier this year. Even though he is a really good actor, he just can't break through to that A list level. Also, his friends keep telling him things they kept secret from him while he was dating this former A list mostly movie actress. He knew about her drinking, but apparently she cheated on him all of the time and everyone knew but him.
This celebrity sibling of an almost permanent A list singer was a no show to a big event for the sister the other night. Between her meds and the booze she drinks, it would have been way too volatile of a situation for her.
The wife of this foreign born dual threat actor had a date with someone other than her husband. She was much more intimate in public with the date than she ever is with her husband.
This Italian born A list soccer star has lots of wild sexual adventures, but for what he says is his protection, he always includes his brother. Umm, yeah.
This former A+ list rapper loved the attention he got this past weekend and is designing other ways to maximize the attention he gets without actually doing anything. He certainly is married to the right person for that.
This A list singer/part-time reality star is always around for the fun, but somehow manages to always skip any family time with his A list singer girlfriend.
As he sets his sights on the biggest move in his career, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor lost his temper with a guy at a bar and punched him. If the guy ends up suing rather than settling it could cost our actor his future $100M job.
This former member of an interchangeable singing group is making more money escorting than any of her other "legit" projects. She is pretty upfront about who she is in her ads.
This married foreign born A list soccer player definitely has a bad reputation when it comes to his on field behavior. Off the field there are a few male escorts in his home country and where he plays who have broken body parts showing his off the field behavior is not much better.
May 6, 2016
This former anchor turned reporter who has A+ list name recognition wants people to think she is quitting a job. In reality, her contract won’t be renewed because no one she works with likes her diva demands. Plus she costs a fortune for not much in return.
Katie Couric
I think if 90's shows aired when there was this 24/7 news cycle and Twitter, that the decade would have been amazing for gossip. As it was, all I remember all of the time was Shannen Doherty on tabloid cover after tabloid cover feuding with someone or doing drugs with someone. I literally could fill pages with items from these shows. The stars from the shows who were basically one and done love talking about those days.
#1 - This show actually barely qualifies for a 90's show. The cast hated each other. The parents and kids warred wth each other. The daughter on the show was underage and hooking up with a crew member. She was an out of control bulimic who crashed and burned as soon as the show ended.
#2 - The actress from #1 says the producers and writers were a certain level of creepy but you could deal with it. You knew what to expect. She says that when she went to this very short lived 90's show with at the time an A+ list actor not much older than her that he was super creepy. As in, scary, don't ever want to be alone with him creepy. The kind of guy she would find in her dressing room going through her stuff creepy. He still has A+ list name recognition.
#3 - This show ran almost a decade. Hell, it was longer than that in all of its different forms. It was filmed outside the US so it kind of stayed beneath the radar as far as gossip. One of the actors who was on a couple of different versions of the show also had the most drama surrounding him. he would sleep in his trailer a lot because his girlfriend at the time and now wife would catch him cheating. He left her so many times that no one ever knew if they were together until she would invariably come to the set screaming for him. I'm shocked they are still together after the horror stories she and the cast have shared about the relationship. He doesn't get much work any longer because of his reputation from the show.
May 5, 2016
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show that seems to create a new spin off every day is known for his drinking. While doing a morning talk show, the host said he was scared that a light would break and that the whole studio would explode because of the alcohol vapors coming off the actor.
Norman Reedus/Today Show
May 5, 2016
This A list reality star who overcharges for products is cheating on her broke boyfriend with another guy who is in the same industry and even more broke. They hooked up while collaborating.
Kylie Jenner/Tyga/Burberry Perry (and then they split)
May 4, 2016
At least one feud this daytime talk show host has is not real. She supposedly is feuding with this actress/former talk show host/reality star but it was just to drum up some publicity for the latter’s reality show.
Wendy Williams/Holly Robinson Peete
This daytime talk show host was spotted doing a couple of lines of coke at a party this past week. Not something she is really known for doing so publicly and definitely not something her uptight boyfriend would condone.
This foreign born Academy Award winning actress took her actor boyfriend back. She took him back because she thought he has been faithful. Nope. Still out there having sex with any woman who recognizes him.
May 2, 2016
White House Correspondents' Dinner
This B list mostly movie actress works a ton. Just in stuff no one watches. Everyone knows her name even if you can’t pick her out of a crowd. Never one for being restrained, she was even less so this weekend when she threw a huge fit because she didn’t think she was going to meet the President. She almost got thrown out of the place.
Vivica A Fox
This actress is probably best known for her work on Broadway. I think that is a great forum for her, but her comedy is better displayed in movies and television. She has been in some blinds in the past, but she has done something pretty remarkable. The actress, who is probably B+ list has raised close to $50M for charities. She plays so many events for free so the organizers can keep all the funds. She signs things they can sell. She does meet and greets they can sell. She is an unstoppable force who probably does almost as many paying gigs as non-paying in any given year.
With no money in his bank account again, this celebrity offspring/B+ list actress is being used as an ATM again by her on again boyfriend. I'm not sure why she keeps taking him back or using her like this.
This annoying A- list singer is having some issues with her boyfriend. Considering he is the one who scores all her coke for her, and her addiction, she should be more concerned for their future than she is. She also treats him like crap when he is slow to come up with more coke.
This A+ list mostly movie actor and his B list actress wife had a good couple of months thanks to a life event but all of their other issues are starting to pop back up again. I think he sticks around because he doesn't want the world to see him fail in yet another high profile relationship.
Our favorite B list foreign born singer/actress got a huge check. Really big. For someone with the lack of success she has as a singer she got a big settlement. A keep quiet about things big settlement. Now she can start fresh and be bad somewhere else.
This actor is mostly movies and is about B+. To me it seems like he alternates his franchise with Nicholas Sparks type books to movies. Anyway, he is getting more bold with his lifestyle choices and has started recently wearing women's clothes on red carpets.
This former Housewife was all over this old, permanent A+ list actor/director. She was begging him for any part he could give her. He had no idea who she was and if he could run any longer probably would have.
The married offspring of this permanent A list singer is a celebrity herself in the family business. Apparently she has also picked up the drug addiction gene from dad too because she is in desperate need of rehab.
Quite the little love triangle going on in Australia on that American exported talent show. One of the judges used to be involved with this married former A- list singer but now he is hooking up with another one of the judges who is more well known outside Australia.
This former A- list mostly movie actress helped break up a marriage while also destroying her own relationship. Looks like that was all for nothing because she is cheating on that guy with another guy she met on the set of her new movie.
May 9, 2016
Apparently it’s all about the $, all about the money for this A-/B+ list singer who has already told people she hates her new single. A lot. She loves the money more than her pride though.
Meghan Trainor
In the wake of the death of Aaliyah, certain record producers were looking for someone else who could step into her shoes in more than one way. As I have told you before, Aaliyah was sexually abused as a minor by several producers and was treated like a piece of meat to be bought and sold by different moguls up to the time she died. A couple of years after she died, a fairly large record producer started making some calls about a singer he had working out of his studio. She was 15 and eager and soon, different label heads were scouting her. When they heard her voice and then saw how she looked, they started scouting her even harder. She was sleeping with one of the producers, the one who made the initial calls. Soon, she was sold to this pseudo porn star/celebrity sibling. He loves controlling vulnerable women. It is his specialty. Anyway, he started controlling the career of this singer. He brought her to the attention of this A+ list rapper/mogul and he signed her to a deal. By the time all the ink was dry she was just shy of being legal. Didn't stop the mogul. He liked to sample the new talent. He was sampling her on a fairly regular basis, BUT he also was involved with a current A+ list singer who was in his face every day.
Our brand new signee did fairly well. Her first record sold a decent number of copies and she had some quality singles. The thing is though, that porn star in charge of her career was feuding with the mogul and told the mogul he would not be allowed to hook up with the singer again. I assume he thought the mogul would think she was something special. Apparently not as special as the current A+ lister because the new signee was dropped and the word put out on the street. No record deals for her from any label. When someone ignored the edict, they were paid a visit. If the visits were ignored then other steps were taken. This was a total lock down of a career that lasted almost a decade. The porn star cost his client her singing career but he didn't care because he was with so many different women who were all earning for him that she was just a drop in the bucket.
Lately, the singer has come back into the spotlight and apparently she is now allowed to record and is starting to make a name for herself again.
May 15, 2016
This A+ list singer has no problems with the fact people earn slave wages making her clothes. It is all about the money. Always has been and always will be. She has zero interest in social activism.
Beyonce
May 14, 2016
This former A+ list mostly movie actor/director who had a rough fall down to unable to get work had what he called a magical weekend. Apparently it involved a lot of women on a college campus who all threw themselves at the actor. He does love a good fawning.
Mel Gibson
May 13, 2016
This comedy just got picked up by a network but they want the foreign born actress star of the show replaced. They think it will be a mess with her.
Minnie Driver
This A+ list mostly movie actor just can't help himself. Despite being married to a much younger wife after years of being married to a fellow A lister, he is cheating with someone even younger than his wife on the set of his new movie.
This rapper/reality star f**ker with the name that can't quite decide where he is from says he made $100K in one night selling drugs to celebrities last month.
May 13, 2016
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring thought after her monster hit from last year that people would be throwing offers at her right and left. They were, until they saw she had gained some weight. Then, all of a sudden the offers all disappeared except for some off camera work. There is even talk she might be written out of the next installment of the monster hit. Hollywood sucks. She is great.
Bryce Dallas Howard
This foreign born one album wonder (so far) says that being friends with this A+ list singer dominates her life. She says it is like being in a cult and that you can go from no contact to being with her 24/7 and that you always have to be on call and ready. She says she cut short a vacation just to spend 18 hours with the singer who then sent her back on her way.
This celebrity dad/actor who is more famous now for who is offspring is than his own lucky career is cheating on his wife again.
This former celebrity turned reality host turned talk show host turned failed actress turned celebrity who is married to a celebrity/actor is sweating bullets because an ex-con boyfriend of hers is about to write a tell all book about what she is really like.
This former A list television actor who has been in this space several times over the past year is licking his wounds after his failed attempt at a return to television, twice last season. Our actor likes to tell the world how supportive of women he is and especially highlights a certain panel he leads for women. The only reason he does it is to pick up women.
The black sheep son of this reality family is continuing to get medically treated for his mental issues and there are some, especially in his own family who think he is not capable of making decisions for himself.
Despite being a celebrity himself, this talk show host refuses to go to events unless he can find some other celebrity even more famous than himself to be his date. He likes people to see him with famous people so he feels better about himself.
May 4, 2016
This A+ list singer has some people on her payroll who just randomly show up where the “boyfriend” happens to be. They are there to spot in advance any issues which might reflect poorly on the singer.
Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
May 4, 2016
Met Gala
That former A list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring? The one who is always looking for publicity? Yeah, she kept her promise from last year and even told the designer who dressed her last year to f**k off when he came up to her the other night.
Kate Hudson/Michael Kors
March 10, 2016
Something that this A list Academy Award winning actor does not usually tell all the women he sleeps with each week is that he has a permanent side piece up n wine country. Apparently she is pregnant with his child too.
Sean Penn
May 4, 2016
Not a happy night at the performance of this musical last night. There were no words spoken between this B+ list mostly movie actress and the rest of her cast mates after she basically said she carried them all. She has good PR people who made things better outside in the real world, but backstage was a whole other story.
Jennifer Hudson/The Color Purple
This now A-/B+ list singer who does not get to work much, probably couldn't work more, even if she wanted because she is back on drugs and is barely conscious for large portions of each day.
This current reality show judge who is a former singer is desperate for money because her husband has gone through tens of millions of dollars of her money because of his schemes which always lose money.
This acting couple might go to jail, but there is no way they are surrendering all of their blackmail videos featuring this A list acting couple.
This Teen Mom thinks she is going to make a fortune making videos. The only thing is, if she does make videos and tries to commercialize them, she will be sued by MTV.
May 3, 2016
Our favorite annoying couple are back and this time they have cost fans a ton of money. It turns out that our actor had an appearance outside the country but canceled at the last minute and fans were unable to get a refund. The thing is, he knew six weeks ago when he planned another trip with his actress wife and another couple that he would not be appearing. He didn’t want to go to the appearance. If he had said so six weeks ago, fans could have got their money back.
Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed (supposed to attend a comic-con)
May 3, 2016
This A list talk show host is having trouble getting bookings. Her fans like her because she doesn’t kneepad, but now celebrities are refusing to do her show because they don’t want to be seen as supporters of her format.
Wendy Williams
March 25, 2016
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress has a face you know, but maybe not the name. She had a franchise for awhile and is still seen in flashbacks. After a big break she is back. On the set of her new film she said that back in the day she worked on a horror movie. It had a sequel or two. Anyway, she said that an actor on the set went crazy and tried to kill our actress with a scalpel from the set. He managed to cut her twice before he was knocked down. She still has the scars.
Franka Potente
May 1, 2016
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a superhero now makes his living primarily outside of the acting world. He loves it because he has a perfect built in excuse why his phone would be turned off while “working.” It allows him to be totally inaccessible and do what he wants and his wife is getting tired of it.
Tobey Maguire
