March 19, 2016
Apparently there is a story floating around in the past week that this oft troubled comedian accidentally killed a woman he brought home. Our comedian got rough and things got out of hand and she was killed. He had a couple of people hide the body, and now one of those people is talking because they got busted for something else.
Katt Williams
March 17, 2016
This B list actress is on a hit cable show prequel. She used to be on a hit pay cable show before its untimely demise. Most of you probably would have no idea she is Irish. She spends ten hours every week rotating through a variety of different charities. She has done this for the past two years and has tried to get others to follow her lead.
Kerry Condon
November 1, 2015
When the announcement was put out that this foreign born A list movie/television actor’s stalker was leaving red ribbons, it was actually to distract from the fact that they were leaving blue hankies. There’s a subset of Tumblr stalkers who have gotten his addresses, notate what cars they drive and tell their followers that whenever he wears a blue hankie, it’s a secret message to and from him so the stalkers are encouraged to go into his neighborhood and carry/wave/gift blue hankies to show him that they’re in on his supposed secret message.
Benedict Cumberbatch
December 31, 2015
Unable to get a second child from where he got his first because that was a huge deal, this A+ list athlete in the rest of the world and A-/B+ here is looking for a new surrogate to have his new child. I wonder when he retires if he will ever open up about everything.
Cristiano Ronaldo
This A list reality star with a side gig didn't know it at the time, but she was carrying some drugs in her purse belonging to the boyfriend of one of her best friends. The boyfriend slipped it in the bag when he thought they might be searched going into a club. Nice guy to leave her holding the bag so to speak.
This Academy Award winner who is having a career resurgence thanks to a tv show picked up an award at a recent event. Fairly high profile. Dumped it in the trash when he was leaving. About par for this guy.
This foreign born singer could use some new music out there. That hit is barely even played any longer. She keeps herself in the news through other ways. Anyway, she is going to play some Pride shows this spring and summer but is secretly homophobic. She just plays the gigs because she needs the money.
This foreign born A list actress stars on a very hit long running network show. She contributed to the failed campaign of this large Governor. Now, he is trying to get her to publicly support Donald Trump. It would be a shocker.
December 28, 2015
This B list rapper was trying to car shop last week but couldn’t get financing to own or to lease and when he called his A list reality star girlfriend she turned him down to. So, our rapper said he would have to think about it. Guy is pathetic.
Tyga/Kylie Jenner
December 24, 2015
Apparently there is an almost network show that has quite the fan base. A very vocal fan base with two competing sides. Two sides that really dislike each other. Hate would normally be the word I would use but it is the holiday season. Anyway, lets back up and start at the beginning. When this show first began, the writers thought it was definitely going to go in one direction. The problem was that this B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring was thisclose to getting fired because she was so bad. She didn’t take it seriously and there was no chemistry between her and the lead. Instead of protesting what could be considered a demotion, she was pretty crafty and has spent the past several years formulating her plan. She has a group of men who work in various fields, whether it be publicity, production or management that have enjoyed her special talents. Not only has she rivaled the lead of the show for most media coverage, but she is set to be launched with her own show. She will be the star. That is what she has always wanted and now the new show will revolve around her.
As part of her wrangling behind the scenes, she wants some power. Producer power. She won’t be a showrunner, but she does want to have veto power over the stars who come on to the show. One of the people who won’t be making an appearance is the person who “replaced” her in one of the storylines. The two can’t stand each other. It is our B lister who has been pushing since last summer to have her killed off so that the star can have a new love interest. Possibly the new cast member coming to the show.
(I had to wait until after the episode where she is killed. Didn't want someone to complain about spoilers.)
Show: "Arrow"
B- list actress/offspring: Katie Cassidy (David Cassidy)
Lead: Stephen Amell
Her new show: "Legends of Tomorrow" (Laurel Lance/Black Canary)
Actress who "replaced" her: Emily Bett Rickards (Felicity Smoak)
New cast member: Megalyn Echikunwoke (Mari McCabe)
December 20, 2015
When this former stand up comedian turned television actor turned back into stand up comic hooks up with waitresses in Vegas he treats them like crap. Many a time he has not even let them put on their clothes after sex and sends them out in the hall wearing nothing. He treats all his hookers way better.
George Lopez
December 24, 2015
This pint-sized reality star had a breakup of sorts with her frequent co-star and long time bff. Apparently the bff knows the husband of our reality star cheated and that our pint-sized star doesn’t care. So, the two got into a huge blowout and our reality star traded her in for another reality star.
Snooki/Jwoww/Jessie James Decker
You know, going to a charity event is a volunteer thing. No one is making you attend or participate. So, when this foreign born A list mostly movie actress spent hours complaining about everything for her five minute appearance, organizers decided they would not have her back next year.
This B- list mostly television actress wife of an A+ list mostly movie actor did something really sweet. Two women were ahead of her in line at a toy store and were paying with cash. They were each digging around their purses and wallets because they were like $2 short on about a $200 purchase. Our actress pulled out a credit card and insisted she pay for the whole thing. Not just the $2. The entire purchase.
A favorite trick of this married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner and in a career resurgence is to place his hand on the butt of females he finds attractive who want to take their photos with him. If they don't try to move away he chats them up and then asks for their phone number.
March 17, 2016
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a big thing three decades ago comes from an acting family. Now he likes to think he is all serious and stuff. He was promoting a new movie and a reporter was asking about the movie. Our actor wanted to talk politics though. When the reporter kept steering it to the movie the actor was there to discuss, the actor told the reporter to f**k off and walked away.
John Cusack
#1 - This Academy Award winning director who really was known more for theatre slept with most of the men and women in the movie for which he won. The movie itself won more than a handful of Oscars.
#2 - This foreign born a-hole of a director who is still alive has talked smack about this permanent A list actress for decades because she wouldn't sleep with him. There was also the time she kicked him in the balls. Twice.
#3 - This actor had hundreds of credits to his name and was A list at one point in his career. Before finally killing himself, he attempted suicide over a dozen times.
#4- This actress is really Old Hollywood and at one point was married to one of those last names that screams Old Hollywood. He wanted her life insurance money and killed her while they were out of the country. He was never charged.
March 16, 2016
This actor was A list in his pay cable show. He has been in a monster hit movie as recently as last year. Oh, he also has a franchise and can play serious to slapstick. Lately, he has been starring in a play and each day for the past month he has given a homeless person $200. The same person. Every single day.
Jeff Daniels
March 9, 2016
Once her current movie wraps, this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress from a huge in the past franchise thought she would have lots of roles being offered. Nope. No one wants to hire her. She says she is taking a break, but the big studios have basically blackballed her because they don’t want her out doing press for any of their movies.
Emma Watson
October 14, 2015
This A- list mostly television actor who went from a hit cable show to a hit almost network show has tried to stuff himself back in the closet the past few years, but I think even he is getting tired of the act. The actor has started posting photos of his boyfriend to social media. He doesn’t call him his boyfriend, but it is a start.
Colton Haynes
This B list actress is a celebrity offspring but people always forget that. She is on a hit almost television show and once had an interesting moniker on this site. Anyway, at her gym she paid for year long memberships for every mother in her regular spin class.
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee and this A list comic actress barely spoke to each other while filming a recent movie. Apparently it was as bad as the filming between Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon back in the day.
March 8, 2016
This former A+ list athlete who was A++++ list his corner of the athletic world was out in front of an office building waiting for a meeting and doing what he does best. Some kids were watching him and asked him some questions and he spent an hour with them even though his meeting started without him. At the end he got their addresses and mailed them each about $1000 worth of stuff plus a personal note.
Tony Hawk
Staffers on this popular daytime talk show are buzzing about the married host's affair with a member of his staff.
This married former A- list rapper is a part-time actress. In her most recent film she hooked up with this Academy Award winner/nominee.
This former anchor turned reporter who has A+ list name recognition wants people to think she is quitting a job. In reality, her contract won't be renewed because no one she works with likes her diva demands. Plus she costs a fortune for not much in return.
I have written once before about this news legend/icon who is suffering from memory loss and early dementia. She was at some event a few weeks ago and started telling a story and got to a certain point in the story and started again and then did it once more. It was really sad to see.
This actress, who everyone loves when they meet her bailed on a party last week. The actress, who is A-/B+ list and went from one franchise to another while also getting an Academy Award win/nomination was not being paid attention to. She was at the party and is used to being the focus of attention and not one person came up to her or fawned over her so she left.
This actor has spent a career being the indie king. Back in the day they were small indies. Now, they are studio films but seem like big indies. Anyway, he was going to transition over to television but that may not happen. Everyone saw him doing drugs inside his latest premiere. While it was showing up on the big screen, our actor was doing bumps of what looked like coke, but some said it was heroin. Either way, it is questionable if he is going to land this once in the bag tv gig.
I love this actor. A- list. Academy Award winner/nominee. Aging. Possible murder witness. Some publicist working with him for his latest movie was trying to tell him who was going to be interviewing him. The actor, in his unique way of talking, said something along the lines of, "Why, do I need to know their name? Will we be dating? Perhaps a dance? Did you want me to dance with them? Is this what this is all about? Do you like dancing? I don't even know your name, which is why I won't be dancing with you."
You know that guy in the post below. Yeah, well he is going to take over for the guy who comes on earlier when they fire the earlier guy.
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show that seems to create a new spin off every day is known for his drinking. While doing a morning talk show, the host said he was scared that a light would break and that the whole studio would explode because of the alcohol vapors coming off the actor.
I think he found someone. He actually found someone willing to be with him again. This A+ list mostly movie actor convinced his foreign born co-star from a very very recent film to publicly date him.
December 12, 2015
You know the mean, frequent blind item subject who is the B list actress on the very hit network show who I don’t like? Yeah, well apparently when she came back to work after the Thanksgiving break it looked like she aged ten years. Non stop smoking to stay thin while you drink gallons of booze and don’t eat will do that to you.
Sarah Hyland
Apparently there are some parental celebrity jerks on the other side of the Atlantic too. This actor is just about as bad as Charlie Sheen, minus the hookers and drugs and death threats. Our actor was at one time A+ list. Now, not so much. I would give him A- list, but he needs to stop spending so much time hitting on college students and get back to acting more frequently if he wants to move back up. Anyway, much like Charlie, our actor has multiple baby mamas. The first woman who had his children was getting paid a fairly modest sum for child support. She would have got way more over here. He cheated on her all the time. The first child she had with him he accused her of getting pregnant for the money. I guess that is what she was doing the second time he got her pregnant too? What an ass. While he was getting her pregnant, he also got at least one other woman pregnant. Anyway, at some point she got tired of him cheating on her and getting other women pregnant and broke things off. So, he lowered the amount he was paying her even further. He did tell her he would increase it if she continued to have sex with him. So, needing the money, she did for awhile. Then she landed a better job and said she was not going to do it anymore. He then cut her off completely and said he wanted nothing to do with her or the kids until she changed her mind.
March 8, 2016
Apparently the photos and texts that this former singer turned wallflower has of her A list mogul/wannabe rapper boyfriend got her some points. And some cash. And some respect. She isn’t afraid to use them so the boyfriend caved.
Cassie/Sean Combs
December 9, 2015
Proving that she is not all that mean, this former A+ list singer turned reality judge met a teen at a party and agreed to come sing at the teen’s homecoming dance. Sure enough the singer showed up the next night and sang two songs with just a microphone and no backup. Pretty nice of her.
Christina Aguilera
December 8, 2015
You know that show on Thursday nights? The one with the former semi-tweener. Yeah, that one. Apparently he is the biggest diva going on any show or any network. I say this knowing that Jennifer Lopez is on a television show. The guy goes through an assistant a week and has three of them fetching and bowing at all times.
Johnny Galecki
This A list reality star who overcharges for products is cheating on her broke boyfriend with another guy who is in the same industry and even more broke. They hooked up while collaborating.
This talk show sidekick has had a noticeable change in behavior the past few weeks and has been hard to work with and even trying to push the host aside which is never a good thing. One of the crew thinks it is booze.
March 8, 2016
You would think with all the issues in her past, that this east coast Housewife would know better. Asking to be paid in cash at an appearance is going to get a lot of people talking.
Teresa Giudice
I don't know if this foreign born permanent A+ list singer/musician from a top 3 all-time group does this at every show or not, but at a recent show he did something nice for a large group of visually impaired people. I will let the recipient of it tell it in her own words.
"We went to the concert last night. It was a big secret because it was free for our group. We were told it was because they were undesirable seats where the sound was great but the stage was out of range, perfect for the visually impaired. THEY LIED! We were dead center, 9 rows up from the floor! Probably the best seats! Also we got waved through security, not even wanded! And we were in VIP parking. I just found out today that our tickets were courtesy of ________________________! He wanted visually impaired and blind people to be able to attend show, so he gave our group the opportunity! "
This actress briefly touched A list. You could argue a little lower, but I actually think she hit it twice. Once in the movies and then again on television. The show was great, but no one watched it. Since then though, our foreign born actress is one big miss after another. A lot of it is drugs. Pills. She is really difficult to work with so people choose not to. She quit for awhile a couple of years ago but is back on the now in a big way and they really affect her personality.
What happens when you are a guy working for a certain A- list rapper and you get hit on by your boss? Well, if you turn him down, you get fired.
Apparently this former A+ list tweener turned decent performance artist has an entirely different narrative of her time working with this permanent A list director than he does and it is creepy.
This feud/shade thing between this former A-/B+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list singer and an A list rapper is because the former tweener tried to hit on the rapper and was turned down flat.
The most important thing stolen in a recent robbery involving a couple of trying to make themselves relevant reality stars were some medical documents and copies of blood tests that are pretty explosive.
A groupie of this B+ list singer who has a history of assault says she was raped. He says it is a shakedown.
At least one feud this daytime talk show host has is not real. She supposedly is feuding with this actress/former talk show host/reality star but it was just to drum up some publicity for the latter's reality show.
This foreign born mostly movie actor is A- list. I think he might have four or five franchises going on for him right now. His biggest one to date is set to come out soon. He cheated on his very long term girlfriend with this A- list pay cable actress who says she dumped him because he cheated on her at least four times. She only knew about one when they split and found out about the rest later.
This A+ list singer has some people on her payroll who just randomly show up where the "boyfriend" happens to be. They are there to spot in advance any issues which might reflect poorly on the singer.
March 7, 2016
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee doesn’t approve of his extra curricular activities with his male celebrity friend so our wife now stays far far away when our actor is having his fun.
Amal Clooney/George Clooney/Rande Gerber
This actress is probably unknown to lots of you. She was in a big franchise, but not the franchises one typically thinks of. Book based though. She is on a long running almost network show. I wouldn't call it a hit, but on that network, you don't really need to have huge numbers. She is foreign born. One of the leads on her show. It films outside the US and when she got to that city she found a school that was looking for volunteers. She takes part in an after school program there several times each week. Reads to the kids, helps them with their homework. Leads art and craft projects. A couple of the teachers knew she was an actress but not what she was in. One day they had a movie day though and the movie that was picked was the first in that franchise of hers. Apparently it was quite the scene when all the kids pointed to the screen and then back to the actress. She has been volunteering at this school for years now.
March 25, 2016
There she was again. On television talking about the evils of paps. This still married B+ list mostly movie actress with the recent box office entrant loves to complain, but she is the first one making contact to make sure they get photos of her everyday. She is also the one who gives “insider” tips to tabloids.
Jennifer Garner
March 24, 2016
This very recent Academy Award winner/nominee was in Japan promoting the movie which made her a nominee/winner. Apparently there were a lot of fans crammed into a very tiny area to give our actress extra space. When two girls fell down in the front, our actress asked the barricade be removed and just let the fans swarm her. She stayed like that for an hour signing autographs and taking selfies.
Brie Larson
March 24, 2016
Apparently in between making bad movies and sleeping with every woman in Hollywood and beyond, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor does some good. The actor has a soft spot in his heart for surfing and started two separate camps for underprivileged kids to learn how to surf and even for some, be in the ocean for the first time. The actor donated the surfboards, wetsuits and pays for all the salaries of the instructors who hold the camps throughout the summer.
Gerard Butler
This A+ list mostly movie director is an a-hole when it comes to his ex, who is an actress. He will call her or text her to tell her who he had sex with last and describe it all. The guy is not nice.
I have never heard of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress losing her cool in public. She did the other day and blasted her husband at a park. All those years of being forced to do period piece films probably taking their toll.
March 24, 2016
This foreign born, current A list singer with the unusually spelled name had several hundred texts and voice mail messages come from this very whacked out A+ list singer to his phone. It was so bad that he pulled out of a lucrative set of gigs with her because he wanted no part of the train wreck.
The Weeknd/Rihanna
Apparently this former A list tweener who now sings in a different group got punched a few times in the gut by this former A- list mostly television actor who is known for his love of women. One of those women is a close friend and the former tweener made some inappropriate advances.
Well, apparently this Teen Mom had to cough up $5K to stop a recording of her going on an N word rant. The person who recorded it could have got way more from selling it to tabloid. They probably just needed quick drug money.
That former A list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring? The one who is always looking for publicity? Yeah, she kept her promise from last year and even told the designer who dressed her last year to f**k off when he came up to her the other night.
Not a happy night at the performance of this musical last night. There were no words spoken between this B+ list mostly movie actress and the rest of her cast mates after she basically said she carried them all. She has good PR people who made things better outside in the real world, but backstage was a whole other story.
This A+ list mostly movie actor left his girlfriend behind at a party. She told everyone it was because he had to work early the next morning. He might have, but he left with a male assistant to a fashion designer he met earlier in the night. Probably didn't get much sleep that night.
They might have made happy faces for the cameras, but our favorite foreign born singer/wannabe actress was out with friends last night and trash talked the A+ list singer she was supposedly all good with the night before.
What two TV hosts greeted each other by each doing a double barrel salute? How classy... Don't worry folks, this is just the beginning of this feud.
The attendee who ticked off Anna is still not liked or even acknowledged by this permanent A+ list singer. Totally ignored her last night and brushed off attempts to have them speak.
“Shout out to when you think you all ‘artsy and sh-t’, but your just rude and annoying lol,”
These two former actresses were talking last night. Outside chain smoking their tiny little hearts out after drinking enough booze to even affect me. Anyway, they said their problem with a certain rebooted show has nothing to do with anyone except the actor who kind of organized the reboot. They don't like him. At all. If he wasn't there, they would do it.
March 24, 2016
This former A list tweener actor turned A-/B+ list actor is cheating on the woman he calls his girlfriend with a cast member in his new movie.
Zac Efron
#1- The most strung out in need of rehab desperately and I came to the Met gala blitzed out of my mind goes to this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring.
#2- The person who won't be invited back aka Anna was ticked off goes to this A- list singer wannabe actress.
#3 - I'm not sure how anything is even real on this A+ list reality star any longer. All that makeup she wears definitely hid the scars from the recent work done to her face.
#4 - The theme of the night certainly made it much easier to hide the track marks for this foreign born now solo singer.
#5- The most interesting place to hide your coke award goes to this Academy Award winner/nominee who also sings. Or should it be the singer who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Either way, the top of the prop he brought was the perfect hiding place.
March 23, 2016
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is about to hit A list hard. While doing press for her new movie she has two bodyguards assigned to her 24/7 because of threats on her life. Not the stalker kind, but political. Apparently this is not the first time she has been threatened.
Gal Gadot
March 23, 2016
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show only gets this high on the list because she is also the lead in a multiple season cable show. Very quietly, our actress who has been in the news frequently despite her very young age has been making visits to children in hospitals and acting out scenes from her cable show and also singing to them. I have yet to see her trying to get any publicity, despite the amount of time she spends doing it every month.
Ariel Winter
March 23, 2016
This former A+ list tweener turned strung out A list singer needs rehab but needs the tour money more. Everyone is just trying to keep him upright for the length of the tour and then he will go on “vacation.”
Justin Bieber
One event this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor does not mind taking his beard is the Met Gala. The closeted actor has hooked up with several designers in the past, and one currently.
This B+ list mostly movie actor should have been nominated for an Academy Award this past year instead of the old retread. In any event, our actor was in a spa the other day to get his entire body waxed. Apparently the place he used to use closed or we would have never known.
March 22, 2016
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will regain the spot once his never ending franchise has its next release took over the makeup counter at Barney’s and proceeded to give himself a makeover. He spent about $700 on makeup he used at the counter but did not take with him.
Johnny Depp
It was a business trip for this former A-/B+ list singer which is why she said her future husband didn't tag along. Business in this case meaning she was seeing one of her regulars while in town and it would have been awkward to say she had to leave to see her boyfriend.
Our favorite annoying couple are back and this time they have cost fans a ton of money. It turns out that our actor had an appearance outside the country but canceled at the last minute and fans were unable to get a refund. The thing is, he knew six weeks ago when he planned another trip with his actress wife and another couple that he would not be appearing. He didn't want to go to the appearance. If he had said so six weeks ago, fans could have got their money back.
This A list talk show host is having trouble getting bookings. Her fans like her because she doesn't kneepad, but now celebrities are refusing to do her show because they don't want to be seen as supporters of her format.
One A lister has not said a peep about the passing of Prince. Why? The just about permanent A list singer from an A list family hated Prince with a passion. She has for the past several decades and him passing was probably celebrated in her house.
I have written about her before being rude to people who she considers beneath her. She hates her fans. A lot. One guy she thought was a fan is actually an A+ list producer. She yelled at him for even daring to talk to her. An hour later, her agent called because he had heard how rude she was to the producer and wanted to know if it was true. Our actress then tried to make things right with the producer, but he wanted nothing to do with her and has told every person he knows not to work with her.
When she inevitably tries to sell you something which she will say is the reason she lost weight so quickly, don't believe her. Two rounds of liposuction and multiple daily personal training sessions are the reason.
Remember back in the day when this actress was A list. Mostly movies and even an Academy Award winner/nominee. A slow, steady decline over the years has got her to the point where she spends an hour a day on the phone with paps to make sure they know exactly when to catch her with a guy and then has her PR team send out text and e-mail blasts about our actress being in a relationship. If she tried this hard with actual acting, she could probably resuscitate her career.
Less than a year to live for this permanent A list legend who gets that listing from her time in a group and solo. Oh, and she is an Academy Award winner/nominee too.
This female Southern Charm star might be even a bigger drug user than her former hookup partner. Didn't think that was possible.
This celebrity offspring is not like many other offspring. This offspring has not been looking for the limelight. There may be a reason because a brief brush with it got her recognized by several people she parties with which goes against everything her parents are against. Adamantly against.
March 22, 2016
This B list mostly television actress who was in that franchise, must be taking lessons from Ryan Reynolds. Change a story to fit the situation. The actress has a new line she says is inspired by one thing. The problem is she used to say it was inspired by her now ex husband.
Nikki Reed
Deep down inside it is a game show. They won't ever call it one because then you have to play by certain rules. That being said, this was really pushing the envelope and fans of the hit network show would probably be ticked off to know the truth. They couldn't have this person win the whole thing, but they did keep her around as long as they could. Why? She was hooking up with one of the female "bosses" on the show and apparently it was so hot and heavy that the other contestants were amazed at how good the editing was on the show that you never saw any of it.
March 22, 2016
I love how this daytime talk show host loves to pretend she didn’t start hooking up with her current celebrity boyfriend while he was still living at home with his wife. It is not the first time. Honestly it probably won’t be the last because she will dump the guy when his wife takes all his money.
Adrienne Bailon
March 20, 2016
This B+ list mostly television actress trying desperately to keep her show on the air for another season specifically did a bunch of press on her birthday after passing on other days just to make sure she got extra birthday wishes and presents.
Eva Longoria
March 19, 2016
This former A list television and movie actress still has not learned her lesson. She has been reduced back to the lowest level of on screen acting and she still was a pain to everyone on the set.
Katherine Heigl
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress who just ended a run on a very hit kind of a network show was on pills. That is the guess anyway. She had a glass or two of wine, but her eyes were all wonky like Paris Hilton and she was slurring her words and having trouble completing thoughts. She kept putting on lipstick every few minutes too.
This female daytime talk show host walked back into the kitchen area pursuing a waitress she was interested in. The waitress finally had to just stay hidden in the kitchen to avoid the full on press by this host.
March 18, 2016
This newly engaged reality star is all about the press and being famous whether his pretend wife to be cares or not or even comes along. He is so thirsty for fame I don’t know how he sleeps at night knowing he might have missed a camera during the day.
Ben Higgins/The Bachelor
This A- list mostly movie director was cheating on his absent celebrity wife. The way he was acting most people didn't even know he is married.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor has a franchise. He would have had two but the movie sucked. Everyone blames him. Drugs. If the after party the other night was any kind of hint how things are going now with the actor, drugs are still a huge part of his life. It wasn't coke he was snorting, but probably heroin.
This A- list athlete only has bad things happen to her when she gets drunk. She is supposedly sober but she was putting away shots of tequila at an after party and becoming very aggressive. It was not a pleasant thing to watch.
This B+ list actress is married. She went to the event solo and surprised a lot of people by being there and not with her husband. The surprise was even greater when she was spotted cuddling with another man at an after party.
This soon to be B list mostly movie actress is currently a model. A model who rose to fame not really for her work, but for who she dated. She was with a guy who was probably in his 70's despite her being in her 20's. He kept wanting to kiss her and she would do that whole turn the head thing to get out of the way so all he ever got was cheek. There was not much she could do about the groping which was constant. I can't imagine what the ride home was like.
A guest at the table of this A- list actor who is a very infrequent co-star with the actress in #1 reported some odd behavior. Every 20 minutes or so, the actor would nod to his wife who would then caress her nipples briefly to make them hard. Our actor would smile and then continue with his evening. It happened at least four times.
This B list mostly movie actress works a ton. Just in stuff no one watches. Everyone knows her name even if you can't pick her out of a crowd. Never one for being restrained, she was even less so this weekend when she threw a huge fit because she didn't think she was going to meet the President. She almost got thrown out of the place.
December 4, 2015
This former A+ list rapper turned B+ list rapper/with a time consuming side project and a horrible nose for real estate was given a male model the other day who played dress up for the rapper all day long. No one had ever seen the rapper happier.
Kanye West
December 4, 2015
At the party, but conspicuously left out of most group photos taken at the party was this A- list mostly movie actress who is hated by this A- list mostly television actress. Palpable, someone called it. Yeah, I’m not sure they know what it means, or if they just like saying it.
Megan Foz/Zooey Deschanel/New Girl 100th Episode Party
December 3, 2015
Hey, at least Halle Berry can act. I will give her that. She might always throw her exes under the bus and never take any blame for any of her blown up relationships, but she does have talent. Her UK counterpart? Not so much. Her UK counterpart is definitely A list over there. Over here? People know her, but unless you read gossip sites, you probably don’t run into her name all that often. Even tabloids don’t really bother with her except for a few brief headlines. All of her relationships end badly. Al of her relationships end because of the guys. At least that is her version of events. She has tons of fans who rally to her side whenever anyone brings up any competing point of view. Drug use? Not true says her fans. Did she contribute to any of her high profile breakups? Not according to her or her fans who say she has always been wronged. She plays the Halle Berry woe is me to a tee. Now that her latest relationship is about to crumble, look for her to start pointing the figure at her significant other. All of the issues that have been raised she will blame on the struggles of trying to work and manage a relationship. They are the same issues she has always had, but the drugs and the eating disorder and everything else will somehow be blamed on the significant other.
Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini
December 1, 2015
This former A+ list NBA athlete is back at it again with his ex. He just can’t get enough of her despite the fact he is married to an actress. They have had issues before, but this is really getting to the divorce level.
Dwayne Wade
This female celebrity chef from the UK has been on a week long coke bender. She had been getting herself straight so this is quite the setback.
It turns out that this B- list actress who is hoping for a third installment of a Disney franchise was the other woman behind the split of this B+ list OITNB actress and her girlfriend. Don't forget the other man who I already told you about.
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a superhero now makes his living primarily outside of the acting world. He loves it because he has a perfect built in excuse why his phone would be turned off while "working." It allows him to be totally inaccessible and do what he wants and his wife is getting tired of it.
This foreign born just about to be A list mostly movie actress when her two monster box office movies are released managed to shave a good 6 years off her age. When she didn't know she was going to be super famous though she gave an interview with her real age. If producers find out, she will start competing for mom roles.
March 18, 2016
The publisher for this former B list mostly television actor from that hit network show now off the air chastised the actor for some comments he made on social media. Our actor is now a children’s book author and the publisher says the former actor should refrain from making comments that are not consistent with being an author of children’s books.
Chris Colfer
March 18, 2016
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy did not stop complaining the entire time she was forced to attend her husband’s latest movie premiere. She showed up because it was expected but several people who ran into her or the couple together reported how miserable she was to be there.
Sofia Vergara/Joe Manganiello
September 25, 2014
This B list mostly television actress from a long running hit show that seemed to go on forever on an almost network has network show now and is doing press. When she stopped by the set of one talk show, the married actor turned host who interviewed her kept commenting on her breasts to the point where the actress borrowed a sweater to wear until the interview started. She has dealt with creepy before but she said with this guy that she almost felt violated.
Sophia Bush/Mario Lopez
September 23, 2014
This former A list pint size rapper was dancing topless on some tables the other night when she could actually stand up because she was so wasted. When asked about her baby she said the baby doesn't even stay with her whatever that means.
Lil' Kim
