February 19, 2016
This three named mostly television actress who has not had any luck in over a decade with the locked in the house husband is hoping to be the next Elisabeth Hasselbeck. She already leans to the right a lot and has made it known she will go extreme right if the check is big enough.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
February 19, 2016
To counter all those cheating rumors and to try and give him a fait accompli, this former A list tweener turned B+ list performance art singer has been leaking stories to the tabloids that she got married to her foreign born actor boyfriend. Not a chance.
Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth
February 18, 2016
After a recent event, this B-/C+ list mostly movie actress hooked up with her B list mostly television actor ex. The actor is married, but the actress is not. It is also not the first time the pair have rekindled their romance. Usually it involves a lot of partying. This time it was being alone together in a city. Their B+ list offspring does not know.
Melanie Griffith/Don Johnson/Dakota Johnson
February 18, 2016
Big first crack in this relationship. This Teen Mom didn’t spend Valentine’s Day with her significant other. Spent it with her kid with no significant other in sight.
Amber Portwood
This B list model got to be in the place of honor at the launch of a product from this foreign born permanent A+ list model. The B lister, who is from a celebrity family made the A+ lister some money by agreeing to be a third in a threesome with a rich guy.
I don't know who invented this whole decoy game, but its getting old. This A list celebrity from that reality family and has a side project tried the decoy route when trying to convince everyone she is dating that boy bander guy.
While this foreign born A list dual threat actor was out of town filming, his wife was out with another man, who some say is the boyfriend from whom she never split. The two were definitely very very close while out in public. I think she thinks she is not recognized when she goes out.
This A+ list singer was all over the guy she calls her boyfriend because he was not presenting the image she wanted him to while out in public. They basically talk fought the entire way through a pap swarm.
February 18, 2016
While standing in line waiting to order some food this week, this probably still A+ list singer was handed a demo by this teenager. The A+ lister turned to the teenager and said, “Do I look like I’m a f**king charity,” and refused to take the demo. Our A+ lister then turned to the friend she was with and said,”I don’t have f**king time for nobodies.”
Katy Perry
February 18, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actor was a huge pain when he was recently on a talk show as a guest. They wanted him to do a skit but he was a prick up until he actually got to the show and had to be talked into even doing the crap version of the skit that ended up on air. The original plan was for something that would have been amazing. Our actor likes he has some big hits in his recent body of work. He doesn’t.
George Clooney/Jimmy Kimmel
February 17, 2016
This A- list mostly television actress stars in a fairly hit cable show. She also does some movies. She also talks a lot about being happy in your own skin and she will never go Hollywood, blah, blah. Plastic surgeon appointment last week for a liposuction consultation.
Amy Schumer
February 17, 2016
This Southeast Housewife finally pulled the trigger on her marriage. Apparently it was not just the non-stop cheating by her husband but she also found out how much of her money he spent over the years. Oh, and that he slept with at least one of the other Housewives from the show. I say two, but she thinks just one.
Cynthia Bailey/Porsha Williams
Apparently this Fast & Furious actress had to hand write an apology and also made a video apologizing for her actions at a huge party sponsored by a monthly magazine. She was completely out of control at a very very high profile event.
This decent actress who supplements her income as a pro beard was molested by a family member when she was younger and says she still hasn't recovered from it.
Friends are saying this former A+ list rocker will be dead by the end of the month with the amount of drugs and booze he is ingesting. If he doesn't overdose, he will end up killing himself. He just won't go to rehab.
I posted this to Twitter the other day. It is from the show Shadowhunters.
One actress in the show used to be a beard for a celebrity. Now she hooks up with a cast member who has a very jealous g/f.
February 17, 2016
This A+ list singer married to an A+ list rapper doesn’t like you to think you can just hire her for a gig. So, when she was offered her fee to sing at a wedding out of the country, she made it seem like she was just a guest at the wedding and not the entertainment. Guests at the wedding had to leave their cameras and cell phones at the door.
Beyonce/Jay-Z
There has always been talk about this A+ list mostly movie actor and his performance issues with women in the bedroom. He might date some of the most beautiful women in the world but it doesn't mean this Academy Award winner/nominee can actually follow through on sex. His two longest relationships involved a whole lot of roleplaying and a whole lot of pretending to be something they were not to make anything happen. I think the fact he stayed with them so long shows just how hard it is for him to find someone willing to do those things.
Anyway, at a party within the past couple of weeks, our actor was out of the country and decided to invite two dozen of the local talent. There were a couple of his friends with him who each had their fill of women, but our actor wanted to show he was a man. Umm, yeah. So, he took a bunch of Viagra and then had each woman come into his room Hef style. Instead of having sex with them, he made each of them perform orally on him. Each woman had to do it for ten minutes and he went through all two dozen. The thing is, at least according to a couple of women that were there, he never actually finished so to speak. He just is not that into women. At least not that way. The even more sick thing about the whole thing is that he didn't use a condom.
February 16, 2016
Grammy Awards
This A- list foreign born singer went off on her people last night and the night before last and yesterday during the day for pairing her with someone who sounded ten times better than she did.
Ellie Goulding/Audra Day
February 16, 2016
Grammy Awards
This cancellation was not talked about as much as the big cancellation of the night, but the singer canceled because producers would not meet her list of demands. The demands stretched to 15 pages for three minutes of airtime. At a rehearsal she confronted them all and went on a 15 minute rant before walking out and never returning.
Lauryn Hill
February 14, 2016
This foreign born A- list model is a celebrity offspring although she didn’t know it for a long time. She has been talking smack about her father’s soon to be ex and controlling b**ch was probably the nicest thing she said. The model says the persona you get in public is not anything close to that in private.
Daisy Lowe/Gavin Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
This still wild royal has been hooking up with this former Harry Potter actress. She couldn't stop talking about it this week. He sure does love his blondes.
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show has been spending so much time away from his wife that I'm not sure you could call it a marriage any longer. She is telling friends it is over.
February 13, 2016
This Teen Mom 2 star is going through some really manic cycles. She is up for 48 hours straight on some of the pills she is taking followed by a huge crash of a day or more. Her addiction is worse than ever.
Leah Messer
I love how this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spins a story. She wants you to think she was the victim of unrequited love. In reality, she was hooked on coke and the guy she was sleeping with for free coke made her jump through hoops to get it.
Speaking of bad work, this current A- list singer/part-time actress thinks her face looks natural with all of the work done to it. She looks like a plastic doll at this point and can't move any muscles. She has destroyed her face trying to look younger.
This Teen Mom 2 star is addicted to lip fillers and has gone overboard. It was bad enough during her most recent filming but now, when the cameras have been turned off, it is out of control. Courtney Stodden has nothing on her.
This B+ list singing ingenue is desperate for attention right now from a neighbor. Our singer is always complaining about being stalked but she basically camps outside her neighbor's doorstep 24/7 hoping to catch him alone away from his wife. Apparently they hooked up once while the wife was out of town and now our singer just won't let go.
She has been paid by dictators who have killed to stay in power. She has performed for some of the worst people in the world for money. So of course she doesn't care if some guy raped someone. She is always concerned with only one thing. Herself and how much she will get paid.
This A+ list NFL player is one of the hottest young players in the game right now. He also had a lot of rumors about his sexual orientation before getting a beard for one night and paying off the tabloids. Now though, he is hooking up with a foreign born A list rapper and his secret might be out very soon.
Apparently some people on the team of this foreign born A list rapper decided he needed an image change. So, they are trying to convince the world he is a tough guy by leaking stories he bullied someone. Seems like a bad idea.
This B list joke of a rapper is so broke he couldn't even contribute the money for flowers for a funeral.
This A- list mostly movie actress sounds like she could be foreign born, but actually isn't. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has been very fortunate the past few years. Her career could have crashed and burned when she refused the legendary advances of this producer/mogul. He threatened to destroy her career but she found a mentor who actually is not afraid to go to war with the mogul and the mogul backed down.
With his wife out of town, this A+ list mostly movie actor got to spend time alone with this celebrity couple for the first time in ages. I think he was a little jealous they may have found someone to replace him.
February 14, 2016
This A list mostly movie actor has a movie that opened this weekend. For once he was not his normal a-hole self. While in Europe filming this movie he paid for his kid and some others to take a class to become a gladiator. Apparently it is a tourist trap and the class is crap. Instead of going into one of his famous rants or asking for his money back he just got the kids out of there and paid for them to do a bunch of other activities for a week.
Ben Stiller
When you talk about secrets, this former A+ list celebrity is the best at keeping them. Hands down. You and I can go back and forth about who is better, but this celebrity will win any argument. She is the best I have ever seen. She also shows the world that even A+ listers can keep everything quiet if they choose. So, when you see some celebrity complaining they never get any privacy, just know they bring it on themselves. All you have to do is want your privacy bad enough to do it. A celebrity like a Kardashian could never do it because their whole business model relies on being in the public eye and showing themselves multiple times a week to keep up audience interest.
Our former A+ lister had multiple talents and didn't need to be in the public eye to make a fortune. She would show up when needed, but for the most part, she could live her life the way she chose and still be an A+ lister. Way back in the day when she was first becoming a secret expert she had a child. For those of you who read blogs or devote a lot of time to gossip, you probably know, or at least have heard about this child. For the vast majority of the population who only get their celebrity news from the glossy weekly tabloids, they have no clue. For decades this child has been a secret to the general public. The child, hidden away among all the other family members was allowed to live her life away from the spotlight. The child grew up and now, is pregnant.
The pregnancy has been kept secret. The family is almost as good as our celebrity about keeping secrets. The father of the soon to be baby has received a very very large check to relinquish his parental rights and signed a lengthy non disclosure agreement. Nothing will ever be heard from him again. Ever. That is the way our former A+ lister handles things. Money talks and people walk away. In the not too distant future, our celebrity will come forth bearing this baby in her arms and declaring to the world that the baby is hers. It is a way to perpetuate the secret. It is also in a way, allowing the celebrity to raise a child in public which she did not do in the past.
February 12, 2016
This momager is not the one you think of when you think the work momager. Shh. No speaking the name. Anyway, this momager thinks she can do better than the pros and fired the person in charge of her offspring’s career. Bad move. I think the mom just wanted and extra 15%.
Ariana Grande/Jean
February 12, 2016
Everyone thinks it was a publicity stunt, but this reality star/music guy really did have sex with this A+ list singer. She was going through one of her prescription drug phases.
Stevie J/Mariah Carey
February 12, 2016
This foreign born celebrity had her time in the sun. A true 15 minutes. Dated an A+ lister and got herself some network reality. Now though, nothing. She misses the limelight and is spending her husband’s money on paps to take her photo all the time and send them back to her home country in hopes of getting a reality deal there. She wants them to pay her fee and for her to keep living in LA. So far there have been no takers.
Elisabetta Canalis
This A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He also loves pre-op transsexuals. For the past week, he has hired some of the best in the world to entertain him. Maybe $100K total.
I love how this A+ list athlete totally did the separation thing from the boyfriend when the paps came near enough to take a picture. The two pretended they didn't know each other even though they were the only people within 20 feet.
February 12, 2016
This A+ list mostly movie actor is just cashing paychecks at this point in his career and giving no effort. Another bomb but he doesn’t care. It is like the actor has been cursed since he got married.
George Clooney/Hail Caeear
This girlfriend of the former A+ list tweener actor turned drug troubled B+ list mostly movie actor cheated on him with her singer ex. Apparently the ex had no idea she was seeing anyone and posted photos of the couple together which he had to take down when she started screaming at him on the phone about losing her boyfriend.
This A list reality star/celebrity and her A list husband bailed from an event sooner than they thought they would the other day when people kept bringing up the fact that the oldest child of the couple looks like a twin of the child of the reality star/celebrity's ex.
The Game Of Thrones actress discussed yesterday in the blinds is apparently one of the many women to have shared the bed of this married actor who is set to be A+ list within the next couple of years.
Apparently this short lived, not a good idea marriage between a model and a B+ list mostly movie actor did produce one good thing. A child of the actor escaped the very controlling part of her life thanks to her step-mom.
Apparently small town corruption is alive and well as a judge and a lawyer conspired to share millions of dollars after the death of this celebrity.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who was in that franchise after being in a much better one is finally shaking off his celebrity girlfriend. Apparently our actor was spotted making out with two separate women the other night at a bar and went home with both too.
This Game Of Thrones actress has had a very big year. If she wants more, she should slow down on the nose candy.
You probably wouldn't know his name if you saw him acting, but this C list actor is an A list writer and is cheating on his A list mostly television actress wife.
The lead singer of this three word band refuses to get his STD checked out. Meanwhile, he keeps on having unprotected sex. That A list model he was with is pissed.
The family of this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress from a new hit network show won't speak to her or have anything to do with her because she has sex outside marriage. That is the least they should be worried about with her.
February 11, 2016
This B- list mostly movie actor got into an argument with his A list mostly television actress wife who is on a hit network show. She was offering to help him get some parts. The only reason he is B- list is because of his name and his wife. Oh, and his body. It certainly is not because of his acting talent.
Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara
Obviously drugs in Hollywood are just a fact of life in the industry. I don't think it is as bad as when Sean Young said that at one point on a film set, there was no one who was not doing drugs. It was accepted in the 80's. Now, it is a little more frowned upon. Budgets are higher and studios have realized that actors are pretty replaceable, even A listers. In one situation, they are a little harder to replace. When actual acting is required. Although most movies seem to be some kind of cartoon or comic book that relies on CGI rather than acting, all of those awards that are given every winter usually have some acting in them.
This foreign born actor is A list. He has been given a chance at box office glory and bombed. Part of it was the script and part of it was he just didn't care. It was a nice big fat check and he didn't have to do much more than just show up as part of an equally bad ensemble cast. What makes him A list are those movies which require acting. Where he has to focus and deliver a hardware winning performance. He does that. In a very big way. The big awards have fawned over him the past few years.
When he was making his big bomb, he was not very discreet about his drug use. He spent most of the massive amounts of downtime, in his trailer using. Privately, despite the many flaws in the movie, producers used him as a scapegoat to the studio bosses and our actor has been passed over for big studio films. He has not been passed over for the smaller films. They also know of his drug use, but have been rolling the dice because they want an award. They want his acting. By looking at him, you would never guess that he is a heroin user. Oh sure, he is very thin, but he hides that just like he hides everything else. Through carefully tailored clothes and making sure he is photographed from certain angles, he can hide it. You also never see him without being fully clothed. No shorts and a t-shirt for our actor, Nope. Long sleeves. Long pants. He also has cover in his significant other who, despite her looks, is very protective and very loyal and makes sure to keep everything hidden. She knows much of their relationship is for publicity, but she is not going anywhere. He treats her fairly well, except when he is desperate to use. If you have seen them on one of their frequent long distance airplane rides, he is fine with her for the first several hours. As that flight grows longer though, he becomes much more impatient and demanding. It is then he lashes out at her. She always covers for him though.
This actor is so quiet. Never in the tabloids. Never a peep. At some point, this will come out and everyone will say they never suspected him. All of you will know though.
February 11, 2016
This NY Giants player who is supposedly back with his girlfriend is back to cheating. That was a model he took back to a hotel suite he specifically got, just to have sex with models he picked up during Fashion Week.
Victor Cruz
February 11, 2016
I don’t know how this actress finds the time to work so much but she does. Hit cable show that is ending to go with a hit pay cable show and formerly a network hit too. She was on all of them at once. It is the cable show where she had the most power. She delayed production until she was given her own production deal with the studio so she would have a job when the cable show ended.
Sasha Alexander
February 10, 2016
Instead of that ridiculous tattoo she got before, this C list celebrity/reality star wannabe with A- list name (tabloid reader) recognition might as well get a tattoo that says will f**k for money. Instead, she likes to pretend she is in a relationship. Please.
Blac Chyna
Apparently things have hit a very rough patch between this A list singer/(not very good actor who still gets big roles) and his actress wife. At a game night last weekend, the two got into a fight in front of their friends because she says he does not do enough to support her. Apparently it was a five minute long list before he got up and walked out leaving her to get home.
This foreign born Academy Award winning director says he decided to marry his wife after he beat her and she didn't run away. Ummm.
February 10, 2016
Ask yourself if you would have sex in this situation. You are in a bar with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. Things are going well and you decided to take him up on his offer to have sex in a bathroom. In the bathroom he looks for a condom and says he used all of his earlier that day. He then gets one from a friend outside in the bar and comes back. The woman had sex with him.
Michael Fassbender
This A list comic actor was trying to be a sponsor to someone but ended up doing drugs with the person instead. Our A lister definitely has issues and it has derailed him somewhat in movies since his hit show went off the air.
On that new hit pay cable show, two of the married big named actors are each sleeping with one of the lesser known co-stars. Neither has any idea the other is spending time with her.
No one expected these two network shows to get renewed. When the show runners know where the secrets are buried though, it is a whole lot easier. They know the biggest secret there is because they happened to be together when they walked in on it.
I wonder why all the mea cupla stories being flooded by this former A list mostly movie actress and her PR team all manage to skip the whole cheating thing she did which caused her divorce. Just going to sweep that right under the rug.
This former Real Housewife is desperate to find another city that will let her film since her city went off the air. She is about to be caught up in a huge theft scandal and probably be indicted. She would be looking at way longer than a year or two in jail.
This actress is probably B+ list. She is a lot worse at being a pro beard. I think it is because she has a tough time lying. It is the same reason why she never sounds convincing when she denies plastic surgery or any other procedures.
This reality star mom plays about 33rd fiddle in her long running family centric show. no, not the Duggars. The reality star mom is married but hooked up with a producer in Hollywood last year. Now she wants to play momager to keep that little fling going.
This foreign born mostly television actor was in a long time favorite that still airs. I preferred him in a different show. He is openly gay and was cheating on his husband in a very big way this past weekend while in neither his home country or adopted country. Hey, he always goes big. No holding back with this guy.
This A+ list mostly movie actor rented out a strip club for the night. Not for the strippers. For his wife. She was his personal stripper complete with music and DJ and even a bartender and waitress. Everyone else was gone. I think this is why they have been married so long. They definitely explore fantasies and are not shy about spending serious money to make it happen.
This part-time model wannabe host who is seriously thirsty got into one of her regular arguments with people she meets at parties. The model, who is married freely admits she married, at least partially,for money and got into the face of a woman who wouldn't admit she did the same. As usual, the model didn't have her facts and had no idea the woman she was arguing with was the rich one and her husband dirt poor when she married him.
February 10, 2016
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor used to be pretty close to A+ list. Now he gives girlfriends freebies he picked up from one of the companies who pays him to make their commercials and passes the gifts off as being paid for by him.
Jude Law
I wanted to get this out before some 5,000 word article with charts and graphs and arrows and explanations comes out in the next few weeks or month. This is the gist of how it happened.
For almost a decade, this Presidential candidate had an affair with a staffer. Oh, she didn't start out as a staffer. She started out just with a tenuous connection. He found out about that connection and when he saw her photos on Facebook he set up some random mentoring appointment for her. That turned into lunch, and the married candidate hooked up with her. He kept hooking up with her while giving her an allowance that he originally paid for through his own accounts. Later, he learned all about shuttling money that was supposed to be spent for campaigns could just as easily be directed towards the mistress. To make it look better she started working for him. The fact she got paid triple what other people in her position got paid was never spoken about because no one wanted to lose their own jobs. They just dealt with it. At some point, she fell in love. She wanted to marry someone so our politician found someone else to be his main mistress. His former mistress continued to work for him but rarely hooked up with her boss any longer because she didn't want her husband to find out. At some point, the husband did find out so the mistress wanted out. She also wanted to be paid for her silence so she got a lump sum payment that was massive. She also got a do nothing job for a huge salary that is guaranteed for two years and then will receive another lump sum payment equal to the first lump sum payment. All paid for by donors.
February 9, 2016
This former model turned sometime bad actress who loves fame more than a contestant on The Bachelor is always bragging about flying private, but unless someone else is paying she can’t afford anything more than coach. What was that nickname I gave her? I need to go find it.
Jamie King
February 9, 2016
It isn’t like she has not slept with guys for money the past decade so sleeping with a guy or pretending to for a reality show is not a big deal. She is a B- list celebrity who used to be a reality star then a singer then a celebrity then whatever it is she does. He is a former reality star turned celebrity who tans a lot.
Aubrey O'Day/Pauly D
February 9, 2016
While the PR team of this A- list singer/part-time actress passed out favors like Halloween candy to the press to make sure they called the singer’s rendition of a classic, the best ever, the singer herself was smack talking this A list song writer to anyone who would listen.
Lady GaGa/Linda Perry
For years I have written about the boozing of this Academy Award winner/ Apparently she has six months of sobriety going for her right now. Good for her. At this point she was more known for her drinking than the win no one is sure was a win.
This former A list singer who may be a murderer was in the bathroom with a guy who she hooked up with that night. Not in the bathroom. In the bathroom, she helped him find a vein and watched him shoot up. Tell the guy to watch out for random guns at her house.
February 9, 2016
This C list celebrity starred in a porn and probably contributed to the death of an A+ lister. He also comes from a celebrity family. The woman you see in his life thinks she is going to be his wife. Nope. he already has one of those she doesn’t know about.
Ray J/Whitney Houston
This former tweener turned decent singer/bad adult actress is no stranger to the casting couch. I will give her credit though. She knows she has no future in acting so slept her way to a producer credit which she hopes will get her future producer credits and work and not have to rely on fickle music tastes or acting or sucking up to her bff.
This A list comic is also a B list actress. Yes, that was her shaking with tears after a fight with her foreign born actor boyfriend. The guy is an a-hole. A huge one. There were several people in the Starbucks inside the bookstore who wanted to throttle the guy for what he was saying to her.
Apparently to seal the deal so to speak, this semi-famous model who is way more famous for a previous marriage than her modeling slept with multiple men for her mogul boyfriend before he would agree to marry her. She is going to have to keep on doing it for him. I guess it is worth it to her.
Apparently the only way she (B list celebrity wannabe reality star) would stop sleeping with guys for money is if this former reality star put a ring on it. She is lying. He is clueless.
As I have told you over the past six months, this living legend who is the offspring of a living legend has been back on pills and booze and is just a mess. Apparently her body is shutting down and she doesn't have long to live.
Looks like this A- list mostly movie actress who is the BEST guest star on television shows and also does some behind the camera stuff is splitting from her husband. She found someone else.
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is a recent Academy Award winner/nominee told his wife a couple of years ago that he couldn't have sex with her any longer because of meds he is taking. The meds haven't stopped him from having sex with literally seems like 50 different women in the past year. his wife must have heard some of this. Too much talk from too many women.
I think this A list mostly movie actress hates doing press. For weeks on end she has to answer why no one ever wants to work with her. She always has an excuse, but no one ever wants to work with her twice. She should never have given up the tv gig because her movies keep bombing and she is going to want to get back on those bridges she has burned. Sounds a lot like Katherine Heigl, but think recent and with more tv gigs to her credit and a lot of comedy.
This A- list mostly movie actor used to be A+ list. He has had a couple of very good years acting wise, but not the box office successes he enjoyed in the past. Anyway, he is back to his old ways of being abusive towards women. His half his age girlfriend is the latest victim but she won't leave him. She likes being close to fame so puts up with it.
February 9, 2016
This former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who depends on men and made for tv movies to live her lifestyle is going to end up dead in the next year if she does not start eating. Our actress apparently does nothing but drink and smoke each day and might have a couple of bites of salad every couple of days.
Tara Reid
This actor is foreign born. He has made his living as Mr. Nice Guy. Even though he is foreign born, he somehow manages to convey an aww shucks kind of personality. Even though he has been the star of some potentially violent movies, he has always crusaded against excessive violence in movies generally and his movies specifically. Considering he is an action star, that seems odd. He has always managed to try and keep his action family friendly. His whole spiel is a family values, family friendly thing. Because of where he is from and his reticence to speak about his private life, he has not been called out on lots of his transgressions. There was the constant cheating on his wife despite his claims of faithfulness. Most troubling though is his leadership of a gang. An actual gang. Our former A+ list actor heads a very large cartel which sells drugs and hookers. He is a known human trafficker and according to several reporters who have investigated him, has ordered the killings of at least a dozen rivals and many more people caught up in his crimes. Any reporter who has dug too hard or come too close has been thrown in jail or in one case, killed. The good news is that some of this is now being reported outside his closed world and hopefully he will be arrested and thrown into jail.
February 9, 2016
This Housewife was caught laughing after an interview because even she didn’t believe the lies she was spinning for the reporter. The reporter fell hard for the bait though. Some people never change.
Teresa Giudice
February 8, 2016
At an event last week, our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress/better not spill too much tea on Jay Z or else was brought a blanket by a staff member. The blanket was to cover the lower half of our B+ lister who was Sharon Stoning a group of school kids in her short dress and no panties.
Rita Ora
February 8, 2016
At least two designers have cut off this foreign born looking more and more like a one hit wonder singer after she stiffed them on payment for a total of about $50K in clothes. She is broke.
Iggy Azalea
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister is not above sleeping with the same sex to get what she wants. She will deny ever doing it but she did just that recently because she wants the woman to put in a good word with a very successful relative.
Big fight right inside the exit of a grocery store between this foreign born A list mostly movie actor (action) and his foreign born model girlfriend. She couldn't help herself and told the paps where she would be. She is addicted to getting her pic snapped. He isn't.
February 8, 2016
This daytime talk show host can’t justify walking away from her massive contract so she won’t quit. She will however do her best to try and get fired so she can get paid without having to be there.
Whoopi Goldberg
As is the norm in her busted relationships, this former A list mostly movie actress, who has been acting since childhood cheated on her significant other. She always falls for someone when filming. Everything was fine until she filmed a movie and then bam, the relationship was over.
At this point, the entire world is laughing at this closeted former Glee actor. His girlfriend is awful at bearding. He barely hides his joy for all things men. It is comical. She actually brought her real boyfriend to a big event this weekend and let herself be photographed getting cozy with him while her "boyfriend" hit on guys all night.
Everything always starts out the same for this foreign born former A list singer in her country turned reality star. Then, the drug issues kick in and the next thing you know, the guy who she loved and couldn't live without is the reason her life is so miserable. It is happening again right now. Watch it unfold.
This nominee/winner dumped his date the night before the show and took a hooker he hooked up with that night that he met in a casino. Apparently he brought the hooker up to his room where the date was waiting for him and told her to leave. In the middle of the night.
She looks like a younger version of his wife and this former A+ list singer was not shy about flirting and fawning over this singer/actress/reality star. The fawning led to numbers being exchanged. Hopefully for both their sakes the wife never finds out because she threatened to kill the next woman her husband cheats with.
Although everything was really frosty between this former singing couple, one thing they both agreed on was that they wanted nothing to do with this B+ list singer who was there. For some reason the B+ lister tried to speak to them both but was shot down and told to keep away.
February 8, 2016
For her new music video, this A+ list singer decided to just steal a bunch of footage and let the owners of the footage try and beat her in court. Even though it was stolen, she doesn’t care. She thinks they will give up when they think about taking her and her money on in court.
Beyonce/Formation
February 8, 2016
This is certainly a turn of events. This D list celebrity says he had sex with this permanent A+list singer an hour before she died. When you think about their relationship, it is disturbing.
Nick Gordon/Whitney Houston
February 6, 2016
This possibly out of work mostly openly gay talk show host was being annoying during a guest starring role because she was convinced an extra is gay and would not stop hitting on her and following her everywhere.
Raven-Symone
February 5, 2016
Apparently our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress does sometimes say no. She was supposed to have a much larger role in this monster network hit than she ended up having. The thing is though she walked off the set because she refused to have sex with an actor on the show and he started being nasty with the names he called her so she just walked. Everyone should walk from him, but not enough do.
Rita Ora/Terrence Howard
This A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is Mr. Cause. He is only Mr. Cause though if the price is right. He can be anti Mr. Cause if the other side's price is better.
Even though this foreign born former A list boy bander is not straight, this former late night talk show host offered to orally service him. She wanted to see if he could tell the difference. He turned her down.
I'm wondering if there are any friends of her son that this former A list model/video vixen/bad actress has not slept with. They pretty much all have a story.
This foreign born B- list celebrity was almost A list in her own country not even a decade ago. She had million dollar contracts that have all been canceled. She has been reduced to sleeping with guys for money several times per week.
February 5, 2016
This A list Academy Award winner/nominee who might be scared for his life spent $3500 in booze and food the other night and took shots at the waiter all night and other wait staff. The guy was an a-hole and didn’t even leave any tip.
Sean Penn
February 4, 2016
This Teen Mom with a bunch of side gigs went ballistic because she lost out on a $10K fee for hooking up this wannabe reality star with a guy overseas.
Farrah Abraham/Blac Chyna
February 4, 2016
This permanent A list singer in his back in the day group and solo is married. Usually I would say when he cheats like he did last week that he is probably in an open marriage. He told the woman last week though that she needed to be discreet and not tell anyone. Hmm.
Sting
February 4, 2016
This married A+ list mostly movie actor told a woman a couple of weeks ago that if she slept with hi friend that he would have sex with her after. He didn’t. Apparently he tells that to lots of women to get his friends women they could never otherwise land.
Channing Tatum
