March 10, 2015
This former B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show moved all the way to A list mostly movie actor. Now, he is probably A-/B+ list in both movies and television. While filming a hit television show last year, our married actor was introduced to a model. He has been following her all over the world “mentoring” her. Yeah, because he knows so much about modeling.
Woody Harrelson
March 9, 2015
That rapper turned actor who still looks like a kid all these years later is supposed to be getting married. His girlfriend should get her ring looked at though because the diamond isn’t real. He couldn’t afford the one she wanted but she thinks the diamond is real and shows it off all the time.
Shad Moss/Bow Wow/Erica Mena (one of the reasons they split)
March 5, 2015
The ex-girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly television actor who went from network to cable tried to kill herself again this past week. Apparently the actor called her and said he wanted to get back together and invited her over and they had sex and started doing drugs and then some other woman called him and wanted to come over so she did and they had a threesome and then the actor decided he liked the other woman better than his ex and kicked her out and threw some hundred dollar bills at her.
Charlie Sheen
March 2, 2015
This A list singer is A list in his own musical niche but every few years makes it to A list in the mainstream pop charts. He is married. He is always married. His new wife better get used to the cheating because the guy has been married a very very short time and has already hooked up with a fan and an ex. No, not the A lister the one before that he cheated on with the A lister.
Marc Anthony
This superhero brought his teen barely barely barely legal girlfriend to the premiere. Considering she still lives at home, her parents came to the premiere too. Separately. The superhero's family ignored them and pretended they didn't exist.
Get ready to see that this religious cult is all inclusive. Well, if you are famous enough anyway with enough money. This multiple Grammy nominee/winner rapper is probably B+ list. He also is a huge fan of the cult, rapped about them on a hit, and when they found out, they rolled out the red carpet and private jets and have been making sure he feels wanted. They think it will do wonders for their image and bring in a brand new revenue stream.
It was supposed to be a reality series about preparing to get married. This A+ list singer is good at pretending though so maybe viewers will believe she is really planning to get married. Not going to happen though, not anytime soon, and definitely not in front of cameras.
This B list always out of money and pretending he has more rapper likes to force women to take off their clothes and get naked while people close to him hold guns to their heads.
March 2, 2015
This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running hour long network comedy that doesn’t exist any longer was hanging out with her very rich boyfriend in public the other day in his hometown. Later that day though he spent two hours in a hotel room with that foreign born A list model turned part-time actress who finally got the public split announcement she has been wanting from that A+ list celebrity she was “dating.”
Eva Longoria/Irina Shayk/Cristiano Ronaldo
March 1, 2015
This married A+ list mostly movie actor got so tired of taking on and off his wedding ring while cheating that he just leaves it off except for red carpet events he attends with his actress wife. I think if she could do better than what the pre-nup says she would leave him. She loves being his wife and what comes with it, but everyone laughs at her all the time for being played like this.This is not about Ben Affleck. Think younger.
Channing Tatum
March 1, 2015
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who constantly cheats on his wife while calling it an open marriage might have sunk to a new low for him and his marriage. He ditched his wife at their hotel to go have sex with a fan and ended up spending the night with the fan and was running late for a flight with his wife. He met his wife at the airport. Oh, the fan is the one who dropped him off.
Ewan McGregor
March 1, 2015
What TV host/reality star/sometime actress wife of an A-list NBA player had a secret marriage before she met her current husband? She had it annulled after he became physically abusive.
La La Anthony
I guess this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/bad commercial maker and his wife came to some type of deal. They are getting along great. His cheating and drug use was causing them to split. Her wanting a career and him wanting her to stay home was an issue. They now each have someone who makes them happy and they stay together for the kid(s).
This couple on a large CBS drama are also a real life couple. The only issue is that he is married. Hey, the good news is she is not.
This B- list mostly television actor on an NBC show that was surprisingly renewed sells drugs to the rest of the cast and crew. He did it on his last show too. It is why they kept him around.
This OITNB actress was working one of her side gigs and talked her way out of being arrested when she dumped the remaining vial of coke out in front of the undercover cop who was at the venue and confronted her.
January 25, 2016
This B+ list mostly movie actor is always in those movies you only see during awards season. The past three years he has been in some big ones. His B list mostly movie actress girlfriend from an acting family kind of skates along in the same kind of acting world. Apparently if you are into partner swapping, this is the couple you want to talk to.
Paul Dano/Zoe Kazan
#1 - This oft married, closeted A+ list mostly movie actor had a boyfriend as far back in high school. When that boyfriend decided to speak out about the relationship to a tabloid a decade ago he disappeared. No one has seen or heard from him since.
#2- This former video vixen/model is still sleeping with her son.
#3- I wish I could say it was an Easter Bunny costume, but it was actually a Donald Duck costume. This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner wore it on set one time and groped twenty to thirty women while in the costume. He said he was just having fun and that since he also touched guys that the women should "get over it." Our actor doesn't work much these days.
#4 - This foreign born B list mostly movie actress has a face you know, but maybe not the name. She had a franchise for awhile and is still seen in flashbacks. After a big break she is back. On the set of her new film she said that back in the day she worked on a horror movie. It had a sequel or two. Anyway, she said that an actor on the set went crazy and tried to kill our actress with a scalpel from the set. He managed to cut her twice before he was knocked down. She still has the scars.
January 26, 2016
This Presidential candidate is having his past as a woman beater start to come out in the open.
Donald Trump
January 26, 2016
It won’t be long now. Pretty soon it will be time a for a domestic violence arrest. The physical fights have begun between this Teen Mom and her significant other. It was thisclose to being recently exposed. She can’t go to jail because she would flunk a drug test.
Jenelle Evans
January 26, 2016
On the set of her latest movie, this foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actress got drunk with some cast and crew and told some stories. Some great stories. Apparently she was perfectly willing to discuss every guy she slept with, including the married ones. It started when one woman at the impromptu party shyly asked about one of the affairs and the actress just blurted out an honest answer. From then on it was just rapid fire questions about this person and that. From the notes two of them cobbled together, this is a summary.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor (in his long running franchise) A-/B+ otherwise had the smallest peen she has experienced and insisted on only having sex where he could watch himself in the mirror.
Daniel Craig
The wife of this foreign born celebrity chef/multiple reality show participant threw an entire basket of bread at the chef and screamed some not so nice language when he got a call and walked away from the table to answer it. Cheating again probably.
There she was again. On television talking about the evils of paps. This still married B+ list mostly movie actress with the recent box office entrant loves to complain, but she is the first one making contact to make sure they get photos of her everyday. She is also the one who gives "insider" tips to tabloids.
January 26, 2016
On the set of her latest movie, this foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actress got drunk with some cast and crew and told some stories. Some great stories. Apparently she was perfectly willing to discuss every guy she slept with, including the married ones. It started when one woman at the impromptu party shyly asked about one of the affairs and the actress just blurted out an honest answer. From then on it was just rapid fire questions about this person and that. From the notes two of them cobbled together, this is a summary.
#1- Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be close to A+ had an affair with multiple people and has sex with as many women as possible. He always wants to wear a vibrating c**k ring. He tells each women it is the first time and he just wants to try it. It is his go to.
Sienna Miller/Jude Law
How vain is this A+ list reality star? I think it is more like lazy. Get someone to stand in for her in B roll scenes who just happens to be way more thin. You get to be lazy and have a miracle weight loss.
It makes sense that these two closeted actors are now more than just friends. They can keep the secret of each other. A former B+ list mostly movie actor from that franchise who couldn't make it on his own and the just starting out actor celebrity offspring of an A+ lister.
The stage manager of this show is the go to person several times per night of this former A+ list singer turned full-time five show a week lip syncher for coke. He does it for free because he likes the access.
This a-hole of a singer happens to be pretty close to A list. He is an awful person but people keep buying is music. One thing he does have is a list of names and even some photos of these two daytime talk show hosts and the guys they slept with for money and which ones are/were married. One of the hosts apparently stopped when she got married. The other continues to make the majority of her money by doing it.
Obviously someone needs to learn the value of photos. A woman got photos of this foreign born boy bander not in a boy band any longer kissing another guy and sold the pics for $1000. To his people. She thought she was cleaning up. Apparently this was full blown making out but she bragged on Twitter about getting the $1000 like it was a huge deal.
Don't give a pet to this Teen Mom 2 star. It will be killed. The reality star gets tired of the pets in the house so forces them outside. At least two have been killed in the past few months.
This pint sized now former reality star is cheating on her husband again. It isn't like he doesn't do it all the time. Maybe this works for them.
This very recent Academy Award winner/nominee was in Japan promoting the movie which made her a nominee/winner. Apparently there were a lot of fans crammed into a very tiny area to give our actress extra space. When two girls fell down in the front, our actress asked the barricade be removed and just let the fans swarm her. She stayed like that for an hour signing autographs and taking selfies.
Apparently in between making bad movies and sleeping with every woman in Hollywood and beyond, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor does some good. The actor has a soft spot in his heart for surfing and started two separate camps for underprivileged kids to learn how to surf and even for some, be in the ocean for the first time. The actor donated the surfboards, wetsuits and pays for all the salaries of the instructors who hold the camps throughout the summer.
This foreign born, current A list singer with the unusually spelled name had several hundred texts and voice mail messages come from this very whacked out A+ list singer to his phone. It was so bad that he pulled out of a lucrative set of gigs with her because he wanted no part of the train wreck.
January 27, 2016
Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at a gathering that no one in her family has a disease which had been claimed most of the family suffers from.
Gigi Hadid/Lyme Disease
You really do not want to get involved with this guy. This foreign born B+ list model who is celebrity offspring and would be relatively unknown here in the US without being a celebrity offspring is hooked on heroin. A year ago she was full of life and everything looked bright and promising. Now, our model is wasting away to nothing. She has lost that spark that she used to have that got her work. She does not really look like a traditional model so her smile and her energy is what got her work. She has been losing out on jobs. Word has spread that she is strung out. Everyone blames the guy in her life. He is no stranger to the drug but seems to prefer getting the women in his life addicted, rather than doing much of it, if any himself. He likes the power and control it gives him over the women. They get hooked and then do what he wants to keep them supplied with the drug. He knows they won't go looking for it on their own. They don't know where to go. He is their supplier. He is the one who makes the shakes go away. Those close to her have tried to get in between the couple, but with no success. She thinks he loves her. So far, her parents have no idea. She has been avoiding them. It is a sad situation and if nothing is done, she has a good chance of ending up dead. he doesn't care. He will just move on to the next one.
January 27, 2016
This B- list mostly movie actress drops down to C+ when not in a current movie is permanently A+ list in another part of the movie world. She always seems to work with this same director because she doesn’t have any mercy on him when they are playing one of his favorite sex games.
Zoe Bell/Quentin Tarantino
January 27, 2016
This former A- list cable talk show host/part-time actress had to leave a recent interview because her nose wouldn’t stop bleeding. I guess she is still on the coke.
Chelsea Handler
January 28, 2016
It is not just exercise this former B+ list reality star from an A+ list reality family is doing to lose weight. He has started taking Adderall and also had some lip done to his moobs. He wants his own reality show for revenge.
Rob Kardashian
Speaking of coke, this foreign born former A list singer in her own country who is oft married and with a never ending change of last names was spotted doing several lines of coke the other night at a club. Guess that whole marriage made her do it.
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is an Academy Award winner got slapped the other night at a club when he tried to snort coke off a woman. He didn't even ask her first. The sad thing is, because he is on a hit show, several other women volunteered.
January 28, 2016
Apparently this former A+ list rapper turned A- list rapper with a grudge against everyone and everything except a designer and ice cream is not happy with terms of his loan/buyout. He basically delayed the record of this A+ list singer by almost a year because he refused to give up the work they had done together. He is also being accused of destroying work he did with this other A+ list singer who is married to the guy who runs his life.
Kanye West/Rihanna/Beyonce/Jay-Z
This former A list singer in a group is foreign born. She literally has only done singing in that group which is permanently A list despite their limited productivity the past decade. She told some friends the other night that after a date and sex with this permanent A list athlete that she turned him down for a second date because he wasn't that good in bed. So, he started dating another singer in the band and got married.
This DJ/producer/sometime singer from an entertainment family that covers the spectrum makes his girlfriend cover from head to toe when they go out to hide all the rope burn marks she has on her body. They like to play rough. He just doesn't want anyone to know.
While the mom/wannabe reality star was earning a couple of grand by spending some time with a guy, she left her child with this former A list reality star from multiple shows who now is tuning into Howard Hughes minus the money and the long hair and fingernails.
This foreign born A list dual threat actor who was not that great in a recent play is spending a lot of favors to help his wife. Apparently, despite her being a not that great singer, she has him calling in favors to get her a record deal. Oh, and not with an unknown label. She wants a big label. With a big advance. She will keep it for herself. Or give it to her boyfriend.
This former A list tweener actor turned A-/B+ list actor is cheating on the woman he calls his girlfriend with a cast member in his new movie.
In addition to contributing to ruining a marriage, this daytime talk show host has also been receiving $20,000 a month from her new married boyfriend for "expenses."
This foreign born oddly named singer that has a name similar to FKA Twigs in some respects was screaming in her hotel room for hours. Loud horrible screams and wouldn't stop. Some kind of reaction to medication but the hotel had to comp the rooms of everyone on her floor.
Another day another woman for this significant other of a Spice Girl. She doesn't seem to care.
This B- list mostly television actor is not in a position to be causing trouble on this ABC hit show. So, maybe next time he should not have a stripper hanging out in his trailer all day or outside of his trailer smoking wearing next to nothing.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is about to hit A list hard. While doing press for her new movie she has two bodyguards assigned to her 24/7 because of threats on her life. Not the stalker kind, but political. Apparently this is not the first time she has been threatened.
January 28, 2016
The second this former tweener turned B+/A- list singer got off stage at a recent television appearance she and her assistant went behind a screen and our singer did several quick lines of coke.
Selena Gomez
There is a new breed of stars out there who have more followers and make more money than many of the people who you watch on your television screens each night. One thing that doesn't make them different is they can be predators.
In this particular case, they can be even worse than any story about any actor you have heard. Because so many of these stars fly under the radar of tabloids or TMZ or paps, they get away with a whole lot more bad behavior. Disturbing behavior. Part of the problem is their fans tend to be younger. Teens for the most part. Think of these guys as boy banders but who do most of their interacting with fans over social media including videos.
One of the most popular YouTubers/Viners out there is young. His female fan base is even younger. If he posts anything on social media it is liked or retweeted or viewed up to 100K times in under an hour. That is a lot of influence. One of them has a thing he likes to do. He will follow random fans. The fans think the selections are random but they aren't. He scours through them looking for female teens that catch his eye. He then researches their interactions online about him. If he likes what he sees, he reaches out to them. Implores them to be quiet about what he is doing with them. He then sends out messages on Twitter he says are for them, but are in reality for the 20-30 teens he is playing with at any one time. He makes these in many cases underage teens undress and make videos for him. He never chats with them on cam but makes them do these things solo and then send everything to a DropBox account that is anonymous. On visits to their city he will hook up with them in person and have sex with them. Many of the teens he has sex with are underage but are willing to do anything to be with him. He is using his influence for evil. This has been going on for well over a year, if not almost two years.
While he was doing something mainstream not that long ago, he was juggling several of these teens all in one location. One, who was 16, got pregnant. He told her to get an abortion and to lie about who got her pregnant. She got the abortion. Once she did, he told her they should stop talking for awhile. Apparently she tried to commit suicide. The guy is awful. I'm not sure I have ever heard of someone so awful in the entertainment industry. The guy is destroying lives all while being lauded as this up and coming superstar who is going to change the face of entertainment.
January 28, 2016
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is married but went solo to a big event. Her permanent A list actor husband is back with his 20 something girlfriend and she wouldn’t let him go.
Catherine Zeta Jones/Michael Douglas
January 29, 2016
This former A+ list rapper turned A- lister who really needs to get it together and focus on music and not his other projects, including reality, is ticked. He is going to be more ticked when he realizes he should not have left threatening voice mails on a phone in the production office of this A list daytime talk show host. Apparently he didn’t like what she said and for a good couple of minutes told her what he was going to do to her if he saw her.
Kanye West/Wendy Williams
January 30, 2016
Another one of the Lyme disease fakers should really be more careful if she wants to pretend she was being treated for Lyme instead of rehab. Plus, she (foreign born former A list singer) is boozing again like crazy so will probably end up getting treated for “Lyme Disease” again for 30 days.
Avril Lavigne
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show only gets this high on the list because she is also the lead in a multiple season cable show. Very quietly, our actress who has been in the news frequently despite her very young age has been making visits to children in hospitals and acting out scenes from her cable show and also singing to them. I have yet to see her trying to get any publicity, despite the amount of time she spends doing it every month.
This B+ list mostly television actor on a long running almost network show never has any money for his non money making opportunities and wants his fans to cover those. For his money making money opportunities he always has plenty of money kicking around. When he makes a bundle though, none of it goes to the charity stuff. That is what fans are for.
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes
This A/A+ list mostly movie actor never stopped arguing with his wife the entire night. It certainly went against the love they pretended to show for each other on a recent joint television appearance.
Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan
The married CEO of a huge makeup conglomerate is hooking up with this B+ list mostly movie actress who comes from an acting family that does not really act any longer except for her.
This A list rapper/part-time reality star is going to have a huge argument with his celebrity wife when she finds out he got a groupie pregnant.
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is aging and an Academy Award winner is filming a new movie. Originally he was supposed to go out of town to film but made producers film all of his shots close to home. Too much cheating in his marriage and his wife threatened to divorce him if he filmed away from home.
Speaking of the subject in #2, he once hooked up with a Victoria's Secret model who was looking for some publicity. She got it, but couldn't make it stick. She has a plan now though and is fully on board the fake girlfriend thing for another former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer.
This former A+ list tweener turned strung out A list singer needs rehab but needs the tour money more. Everyone is just trying to keep him upright for the length of the tour and then he will go on "vacation."
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor from the school franchise let his girlfriend find out he was cheating on her when she saw the naked pictures of his new girlfriend. Oh, the naked girlfriend was with the actor in the photos.
The opening act does not usually bad mouth the headliner. They especially don't do it in front of the headliner and then pull out a gun. Such is the tour this A+ list singer has got themselves into.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will regain the spot once his never ending franchise has its next release took over the makeup counter at Barney's and proceeded to give himself a makeover. He spent about $700 on makeup he used at the counter but did not take with him.
This B+ list mostly movie actress is still technically married. She is also trying to keep her new boyfriend a secret. This week her car was about to be towed from a place where it would have been very difficult to explain its presence. For the first time I can ever remember, a tow truck driver was convinced to put the car back down. Apparently there was also a $1400 bribe which is how much cash she had on her.
Look for the divorce announcement in the next couple of weeks for this openly gay A- list actor. Apparently the actor just can't stop cheating and it is becoming embarrassing.
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes
This A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show spent most of the evening wandering from one table to another looking for bottles of Moet with champagne still inside. His favorite? The empty tables of journalists who were backstage working. More than one bottle of champagne was removed from their tables and ended up back at his own.
Liev Schreiber
It has been awhile since you thought of this person. By thinking of her, I mean having her enter your brain when you saw her on a program talking about her past. If you are of a certain age or enjoy reruns she was a part of your weekly life. For a few years. She disappeared like so many actresses her age. There was not much more for her after her early success other than made for tv movies and a failed pilot or three. Still out there trying to earn a living as an actress she has dropped to C+ list. I might be willing to give you B- just because of the show and her past but to anyone who has not seen her show or known of her past it is C+ for sure.
A couple of years ago she was forced to take a break from acting because no one would hire her. She looked like death. Her issues coming back. Not drugs. Almost as devastating to her health though. She said she fought back and landed a role. A decent comeback role. Some schlock where she in the top ten of billing. You take what you can get though at this point. The thing is when she was filming, they had to reduce her part. Significantly. Her issues were front and center. She was so weak she could barely stand some days. People on the set seriously thought they would find her dead whenever they went to knock on her trailer. She needs help. People are trying to help but are having no luck. Unless she gets help within the next few months, she will die.
January 9, 2016
This pint sized former A list rapper from back in the day is nearly broke. She is willing to do anything or promote anything if there is a paycheck involved. She is living off the generosity of people who have made it huge and feel like they owe her something.
Lil Kim
January 8, 2016
This still way under age C list model who is the celebrity offspring of An A/A+ list mostly movie actor is dating a musician who is almost 40. Her parents don’t seem to care.
Lily Rose Depp
January 8, 2016
This three named former A- list mostly television actor who was on a long running hit network show back in the day recently told a story about his only one night stand. The openly gay actor said they went back to the other guy’s place and that it was so dirty, the actor spent four hours cleaning the place before even thinking about having sex with the other guy. During that four hours though, the other guy found someone else online and he arrived about the same time our actor finished cleaning. Our actor walked out the door and never had a one night thing again.
David Hyde Pierce
This foreign born mostly television actor starred in a long running medial show. I'm not sure his wife would appreciate the hooker he met while traveling through Eastern Europe and installed in an apartment around the corner from the marital home. Apparently he is not paying her as much as he was when she first arrived and is reaching out to tabloids.
This B list mostly television actress who was in that franchise, must be taking lessons from Ryan Reynolds. Change a story to fit the situation. The actress has a new line she says is inspired by one thing. The problem is she used to say it was inspired by her now ex husband.
January 8, 2016
Last year, with the help of a publicist and a great marriage story, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor had a great award season. Another year and a new angle. Hey, make the wife pregnant and have another great award season. No one has seen through the game yet, so why not keep going with it.
Eddie Redmayne
This closeted married A list rapper and fading fast is like a kid in the candy store because he has hundreds of men to choose from this week when they audition for a new project. Only the ones who can keep quiet and have sex with the rapper will get hired.
Here is a riddle. Perhaps the A list reality star subject of the riddle will read it and realize the answer. Don't look up in the tree for things that are missing. You want to look at the branch right next to you. Yes, right next to you. You might want to check the source of funds for a recent project. The story seems so plausible, but just peel back a layer or two and you will find the truth. You need to stop wearing the rose colored glasses. You're welcome.
The sister of this dead A lister is being paid by tabloids to be their source for stories whether they are true or not and it is really hurting the process of getting to the truth. Whatever you tell her to say, she will. She needs the money.
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor has two things on television right now and is everywhere. He is also cheating on his just started dating girlfriend. The actor hits on anything and everything.
Why yes, that was this Teen Mom smearing lipstick all over her face at a restaurant while trying to talk to fans. Luckily for her she was hustled out of there before everyone knows how bad her drug problem is. She really needs some help.
I love how this daytime talk show host loves to pretend she didn't start hooking up with her current celebrity boyfriend while he was still living at home with his wife. It is not the first time. Honestly it probably won't be the last because she will dump the guy when his wife takes all his money.
Apparently all of the extracurricular activities were just too much and the wife of this late night talk show host has left him.
This former A list tweener turned B list actress who finally had a tiny bit of success in a one off television project is cheating on her actor boyfriend while filming a pilot outside the country.
After a long stint of sobriety, this senior citizen from a permanent A+ list foreign band is back on drugs in a big way. Probably not the best time in his life to be doing so. Oh, and the rest of the band would kick him out in a second.
The manager of this A+ list singer is keeping her supplied with prescription drugs and enabling her addiction to keep her under the manager's thumb.
January 7, 2016
This former A list mostly movie actress can pay for as many vacations as she can afford for this former A list tweener but it still is not ever going to turn into a real relationship. She is really addicted to the publicity of it though.
Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas
This actor is foreign born. A- list probably. It is not that he is doing all that much right now or that any of his recent efforts have been that successful, but he is prolific. Our actor is also just as well known for things he does in entertainment outside of acting. He had one massive hit that left him filthy rich. He has followed that initial success with a variety of projects as producer and actor that have, for the most part failed.
He is always trying though. One of the things he loves doing is writing a new script for a pilot and then sending out a very wide nest for castings. Not through a traditional casting process. For scripts he thinks have a chance at succeeding, he does go through proper routes. For those iffy scripts though he has an assistant set up casting calls. All of these scripts call for nudity and sex scenes. He is definitely looking for a certain someone for these sessions. He then schedules the auditions several hours apart and makes it very clear to the actresses reading for the non-existent part that they will have to have sex with him if they have any hopes of landing the part. He usually waits to do this while they are running through the sex scene together. He has a bedroom attached to his office and he will keep repeating the process throughout the day until he has sex with sometimes four or five women a day. This is something he likes to do every month or so.
January 6, 2016
Just when you thought there had to be someone in Hollywood who would refuse to get a facelift or procedure done to their face comes this intense A list mostly movie actor in a big award type film this year. He has moved away from the franchise role he once had. Anyway, he has a brand new scar down the side of his face where some work was performed. It is hard to tell because of his facial hair. Why get the work done if you are going to hide the results?
Christian Bale
January 6, 2016
This tool of a singer who is a celebrity offspring was eating dinner with his girlfriend and son. They were seated at a table of four. So, one empty seat. Three women came over to the table and wanted to talk to the hopefully one hit wonder. So, our singer made his girlfriend get up. So, that leaves two chairs and three women. Two of the women sat in chairs and the third sat in the singer’s lap. For an hour. While the girlfriend stood there being ignored by everyone.
Robin Thicke/April Love Geary
January 5, 2016
I already wrote about this A+ list rapper’s criminal history and her love of burglary and robbery, but it turns out she came a pillar away from being charged with murder. She fired multiple times at someone but missed while the victim hid behind a pillar The DA later dropped the charges when the victim would not say anything.
Nicki Minaj
The offspring of this drug addled mess of an actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is mom's favorite because of his drug addiction. It wouldn't shock me if they use together.
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner swallowed his pride this weekend to attend an event that also featured that momager aka Satan. Our actor drew the line though at posing for a photo with her or her offspring or getting anywhere near them.
January 3, 2015
This former A- list mostly television actress who was on a long running tweener show back in the day before there was a term is speaking out. The no longer working actress says that this former A list television/movie actor who is rebooting one of his franchises regularly abused her and she wishes she said something when it happened.
Lark Voorhies/Martin Lawrence
The girlfriend of this former A+ list tweener actor turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor went on a social media purge. The thing is though, the purge was on his social media accounts. She went in and had him stop following all of the actresses he is working with on his latest movie and some of the actresses from his recent movies too.
This B- list mostly movie actor is the straight to DVD/On Demand king. No, seriously, he is. The guy whips out ten movies a year just because the press can say as seen in the movie ______________ which is one of the biggest hits of all time and isn't Lord Of The Rings which every actor seems to have starred. It is like East Enders at this point. Anyway, our actor has been piling on the pounds and seeing a man which must be awkward for his long time significant other.
This A+ list mostly movie actress does not have many friends. Oh, she has people who are close to her that she pays to work for her but she does not have that many friends. It may be why most of the guests at recent big event held in her honor were all there because of her husband's work rather than being her friends.
This closeted B- list former television actor on a hit network show dropped the beard for a couple of nights to hang out with his openly gay former employer. If things went well during the overnight visit, I guess he will land a new television role.
This B list foreign born actor was headed to A list, but no one likes working with him. This is not just actor/director conflict but actor/actor and actor/actress conflict. No one likes him. As a result, his production has come to a screeching halt. He still has not lost his taste for being abusive to girlfriends either. His most recent one must have got a nice big check to say nice things about him after their split.
Talk about a waste of money. This A list mostly television actor who stars in a hit almost television show and has an Academy Award win/nomination is really deep in the closet. The thing is, everyone knows this. So, why on earth is he paying a team of people thousands of dollars a month to comment on articles and photos about how straight he is. It is ridiculous.
February 26, 2015
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor is making a living off franchises right now. The biggest one ever and another one that has an installment very soon. He says that while filming the biggest one ever he had to have sex with one of the older male leads who is openly gay. Our younger actor said it was expected of all the gay men on the set. A kind of ritual that kept the older actor supplied with young men for nearly a decade.
Luke Evans/Ian McKellen
February 25, 2015
This Academy Award winning actress mysteriously ditched her boyfriend that was only there for a quick minute of press and who no one had ever seen before for her latest movie. Then he was gone? Apparently she has now decided to become a sex symbol. She recently got breast implants which caused the director of her most recent film to go nuts because they still had re-shoots to film and she is a totally different person during interviews too. I feel like she comes up with a new persona every few months. It is kind of creepy.
Gwyneth Paltrow
February 25, 2015
This married former B list mostly television actress from that hit almost network show who has turned into a singer and part-time actress is on the road and this is not the life for her. She looks rough and she has terrible stage fright and the worst part is, she still has people come out to see her for who she is and she has the nasty habit of blowing off fans who have waited to see her after each of her shows. She never says hi, let alone taking photos or signing autographs. Not how you make it in the music industry.
Leighton Meester (apparently this was all because she was going through horrible morning sickness, but had not announced she was pregnant)
February 24, 2015
Well, it wouldn’t be the first time. This horrible excuse for a father who happens to be a celebrity in his own right in a vomit inducing kind of way is cheating on his significant other with a tabloid writer. No domestic violence arrests yet.
Michael Lohan
This B+ list mostly television actress trying desperately to keep her show on the air for another season specifically did a bunch of press on her birthday after passing on other days just to make sure she got extra birthday wishes and presents.
She once was an A list mostly television actress on a hit network show. She was always the one people forgot about in the show. She also did a lot of modeling. A lot of drug use at the peak of her career has caused mental and emotional issues for the former actress and she does not have long to live.
For several years, this A+ list mostly movie actor who was married to a former A+ lister was banned from doing military base visits because he kept aggressively hitting on all of the women whether they were married or not.
You have to give them bonus points for the sheer brilliance of the move. What better way to make it seem like a couple is dating than to have someone "hack" the vacation photos. The thing is though, even when they were pretending for the cameras, no one buys it. On either side. Both of them just need to be honest with themselves and others.
February 22, 2015
What NBA coach not named Jason Kidd got busted cheating on his wife when his girlfriend sent naked photos to what was supposed to be a private e-mail but the coach had left the e-mail window open. A day later there was a divorce announcement.
Derek Fisher
February 22, 2015
This B- list mostly television actress from two shows that are no linger on the air and a regular in this space says that she was out babysitting her actor ex-boyfriend’s kid and the kid got sick so they had to come home early and she found the ex in bed with a random woman.
AnnaLynne McCord
February 21, 2015
This actress used to be A list. She was kind of like the Sarah Silverman of her decade, but Sarah has always been nicer. Our former A lister was on some of the greatest television shows of all-time. I am particularly fond of an old pay cable comedy show on which she had a recurring character. The next thing you know she is the lead in movies. She couldn’t handle it though. Stress almost killed her. Even today the stress from that time has led her to have problems such as hair loss. Not just a few hairs, but she is almost bald and has to wear wigs.
Janeane Garofalo
February 20, 2015
Let me see if I can keep up with all of this. B list mostly television actress who is only that high because she is on a hit network show that is ending. Oh, she also does some hosting. She is married. She has phone sex with her celebrity ex who would be castrated if his A list celebrity girlfriend discovered it. Oh, and our B list actress/host is also sleeping with the guy who got her the job she is about to get full-time. Now, about that husband of hers?
Naya Rivera/Big Sean/Ariana Grande
