February 19, 2015
This B list mostly television actress has a boyfriend who used to be married. He has kids and was in that big franchise. While out with friends, she said the guy, who everyone thinks is good looking lasts about 30 seconds in bed if he can even get it up.
Jaimie Alexander/Peter Facinelli
February 19, 2015
This former A- list mostly television actress from that hit almost network show back in the day is also remembered for an outfit she once wore on the red carpet back in the day. Anyway, she is married but she had no problems the other night with making out with this high on coke former B list mostly television actor who has not done much since his very hit almost network show went off the air a few years ago.
Rose McGowan/Ed Westwick
February 19, 2015
This former B list model turned part-time reality star who is famous for who she dated and who she married and who she is maybe dating now was overheard yelling at her “manager” that she wanted more money next time to sleep with a guy and asked how come she could not land some guy who owns a yacht and instead was with some guy who canned fish.
Amber Rose
February 18, 2015
This aging permanent A list singer who loves the spotlight but is scared to leave the band for anything other than non-musical projects has become more creepy as he gets older. He went up to a woman at a gym who was working out and started rubbing himself against her because he told her he wanted her sweat to mingle with his and they should go to his room upstairs and do some more mingling of sweat. She left the gym while he waited for another woman to come.
Steven Tyler
This kneepadding website that makes People look like the Enquirer is fully on board with this B-/C+ list actor who is the offspring of a permanent A+ list actor. The website prints the lies about the offspring having a girlfriend. In exchange they get photos of his "relationship."
This former A list television and movie actress still has not learned her lesson. She has been reduced back to the lowest level of on screen acting and she still was a pain to everyone on the set.
Apparently there is a story floating around in the past week that this oft troubled comedian accidentally killed a woman he brought home. Our comedian got rough and things got out of hand and she was killed. He had a couple of people hide the body, and now one of those people is talking because they got busted for something else.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from a franchise has a drinking problem that onsite producers were trying to hide from the studio. That is going to be a lot more difficult now with the questions that are being asked. The local government has some questions too about failure to report incidents in which he was involved.
February 16, 2015
This just about permanent A list mostly television actress from several long running network and cable shows walked in on her celebrity boyfriend. What was supposed to be a surprise at his place turned into a horrible surprise when she saw him in bed with another woman.
Courteney Cox/Johnny McDaid
February 15, 2015
This A list mostly movie comic actor who is height challenged tried all night to get his significant other to leave. He finally started having her drink double and triple drinks until she passed out and he sent her home all because he wanted to have sex with this random woman he met earlier in the night.
Kevin Hart
February 13, 2015
This B list mostly television actress who landed a really good role is married to an A+ lister. Our B lister did some press this week and was absolutely blitzed for her first interview of the day. It is a good thing she was sitting for the interview because the standing and walking thing was not working for her.
Portia De Rossi
February 13, 2015
Fashion Week
This A- list singer who has a string of hits ditched her sober companion and was spotted doing shots with some models she met backstage. There was also coke around, but the model couldn’t be sure that our singer did any, but the other three models with her did.
Kesha
A little interview last week between this A list foreign born former boy bander and a celebrity couple who are looking for a new male threesome partner.
This newly engaged reality star is all about the press and being famous whether his pretend wife to be cares or not or even comes along. He is so thirsty for fame I don't know how he sleeps at night knowing he might have missed a camera during the day.
These one night flings are becoming more commonplace for this married A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from an acting family. The actor, who has a franchise, although a smallish one hooked up with this foreign born singer/actress who is also married and hasn't had a hit in awhile. They recently co-starred together in a movie but really never interacted until doing press for the movie.
The publisher for this former B list mostly television actor from that hit network show now off the air chastised the actor for some comments he made on social media. Our actor is now a children's book author and the publisher says the former actor should refrain from making comments that are not consistent with being an author of children's books.
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes
As is their custom, the HFPA voted at least one winner without seeing the performance. They just assumed she would be good and wanted her to keep coming back. She is an A- list singer/part-time actress.
Lady GaGa
This happened about a decade ago. Within a year on either side. It all started when the daughter of this A+ list mostly movie actor visited the set where her father was shooting. She was in high school at the time and brought along with her one of her best friends. The two hung around all day and into the night. At some point, the daughter went off to see some shot being set up because she had some designs on getting a tiny part in the movie. She left behind her friend who was wandering around and ended up back at the trailer of the A+ lister.
According to her, the A+ lister decided to take a shower and the teen asked if she should leave. The dad/A+ lister said no, there was no need. After the shower, the dad came out wearing just a towel and started telling the teen how attractive she was and how he had noticed her when she came over to the house. He sat down next to her on the couch and the next thing you know they were having sex. When they finished, he told her she should go in case anyone came looking for him.
As the teen and the daughter of the A+ lister were leaving that night, the A+ lister handed her an envelope with $1000 inside and told her she should keep everything to herself.
A week went by and the teen was at school when she got a call from the dad asking her to come to the set. He said he wanted to talk to her. So, after school he sent a car for her and she went to the set. Again, they ended up having sex and again he gave her $1000. While she was there on set, the actor introduced her to this now A list mostly movie actor who sucks at acting. Back then, he was just starting out even though he was A list at something other than acting. The dad told the A lister that the teen was a lot of fun and they should hang out.
The next thing you know, the teen was having sex with the A lister and afterwards he gave her $1000 too.
A few days later she was asked back to the set by the A+ lister. They had sex again and she was paid again and afterwards he introduced her to this B list mostly movie actor with booze and anger issues. Once again the A+ lister introduced her by saying she was a lot of fun. The teen ended up having sex with this actor too, but he didn't pay her. Apparently this fact got back to the A+ lister who threatened to beat up the actor if he didn't pay. Shortly thereafter he did pay.
An interesting side note is that this non-paying actor ended up dating the teen for almost two years.
Throughout the course of the movie, the teen was introduced to other actors and even a producer of the movie. Each time she was paid $1000 or even more in a couple of cases. When the movie ended, the A+ lister took her aside and gave her $25,000 and told her she had been great, but that he wouldn't be speaking to her again. This also went for his daughter who suddenly cut off contact with the teen and never spoke to her again. The teen had offers from many of the actors she hooked up with on the set, but she turned them all down when she started dating the nonpaying actor.
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes
Not just rude to reporters, this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and a winner last night was also rude to a co-star from her movie who she called trivial. Yeah, that trivial person’s mom is beloved by millions. Oh, and the trivial person owns a television show.
Jennifer Lawrence/Melissa Rivers
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes - From JV
The nicest winner of the night was probably this B+ list mostly television actress who stars on a hit almost network show. Full disclosure is that she and JV are friends. That being said, JV said that the actress let anyone who wanted take a photo with the award and even helped make each photo look special for the person. She didn’t care if they wanted to pretend it was their award. She was just really sweet and nice to everyone.
Rachel Bloom
January 7, 2016
People's Choice Awards
It is tough to hear it and people don’t like to hear that one of their favorites was a pain, but it happened. This hanging on to A+ list mostly movie actress despite not doing much the past couple of years treated everyone like crap last night and could not wait to do what she was there to do and leave.
Sandra Bullock
This A list now mostly television actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee drinks wine almost every hour she is awake. What she doesn't do is eat. She is a mess. I'm glad she has a nanny.
This A list bikini model is engaged to a former A+ lister. He cheats on her all the time, but I don't know he would feel about her being topless in a hot tub smoking joints with this A list rapper who competes with Snoop for most pot smoked each day. Competes, but never beats.
January 7, 2016
People's Choice Awards
I think I lost whatever respect I had left for this Pretty Little Liars actress not named Ashley Benson or Lucy Hale. This actress said she would much rather be Kim Kardashian than Mindy Kaling.
Shay Mitchell
Well, if she went to rehab for drugs, then it certainly did not do the job. This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show was doing lines of coke the other night. It has not been that long since she got out of rehab.
This foreign born B list mostly television actress from Game Of Thrones got kicked out of the home she shares with her significant other when he discovered she was hooking up with a co-star from a movie she filmed. It was supposedly an on set thing, but now some indications it started up again during the press tour.
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee already has several kids, but has been trying to have one more. It has been a nightmare doing it the natural method with multiple miscarriages so she is breaking down to use IVF. Apparently it goes against her beliefs which is why it is so hard for her to use it now.
This now former Miss Universe (yes, she won her part of the world) contestant was born a man and only very recently transitioned.
This celebrity because of who she married and a brief reality show appearance recently tried to kill herself in rehab. Doctors want her to stay for an entire year getting help. She definitely needs to do something. Apparently she came very close to dying.
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy did not stop complaining the entire time she was forced to attend her husband's latest movie premiere. She showed up because it was expected but several people who ran into her or the couple together reported how miserable she was to be there.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. While on a recent international flight, our actress flew first class. Her kids and two nannies flew coach. When one of the kids wanted to see his mother, the nanny went forward to speak to the actress who went off on the nanny and said it was her job to deal with the kids. When the plane landed, our actress shooed away the nannies and held on to the kids for the paps.
This former A list mostly movie actor who was a big thing three decades ago comes from an acting family. Now he likes to think he is all serious and stuff. He was promoting a new movie and a reporter was asking about the movie. Our actor wanted to talk politics though. When the reporter kept steering it to the movie the actor was there to discuss, the actor told the reporter to f**k off and walked away.
This seemingly washed up former A list mostly movie actor who did manage to somehow snag a recent Academy Award win/nomination met up with this A list cable actor from a very hit cable show and talked to him about the time he hooked up with the cable actor's ex. Awkward.
Keeping with the earlier theme, this Irish mostly movie actor who likes to go full frontal didn't do his reputation any good when he hooked up with this A list pro tennis player with the difficult to pronounce last name. When she wouldn't have sex with her in the back of a limo he left her in the middle of nowhere to make her own way home.
January 7, 2016
This A list singer skipped the awards show not for the reason given but because it was her intention to meet a guy she has been speaking to and sneak away from her handlers. She was busted and had to stay home.
Britney Spears
All about Ireland or Irish people or green beer.
#1 - This Irish actor has never been in a blind before. He has starred in a couple of television shows that never really took off. Roles in that book franchise they keep churning out but never seem to do all that well. His actress girlfriend has surpassed him in the list and has an A+ list making role coming soon. She is also cheating on him. He will be crushed when he discovers it.
#2 - This promising Irish actress was in a huge franchise. She wasn't the star, but she definitely stole some scenes and is exactly who readers hoped for when they saw her on the screen. She has had a few chances to really make it big but she got caught up in the partying lifestyle that got a few from that franchise. After working several times a year, her drug using reputation caught up with her and now she barely works.
#3 - Kindness- This B list actress is on a hit cable show prequel. She used to be on a hit pay cable show before its untimely demise. Most of you probably would have no idea she is Irish. She spends ten hours every week rotating through a variety of different charities. She has done this for the past two years and has tried to get others to follow her lead.
January 8, 2016
If you schedule a tour for certain dates, do you then go in after the fact and schedule things for those same days in completely different cities? Of course you don’t. So, don’t believe the spin of this tabloid/tv show when they tell you a tour of this celebrity/reality star was canceled for scheduling conflicts. It was because no one was willing to pay money to go see the person on tour.
Caitlyn Jenner
January 8, 2016
This all seeing couple of hits wonder has a girlfriend. He cheated on her with another woman who is pregnant. Oh, and he cheated on them both and got a hooker pregnant. Nice.
Fetty Wrap
January 8, 2016
Tough to see that new place to live when you spend the entire appointment in a bathroom. That is exactly what happened when this foreign boy bander joined his model girlfriend though. She toured the place for 20 minutes while the boy bander did what he does best. Get high.
Zayn Malik
Apparently being a bodyguard of this celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister does not entail keeping her from using heroin or keeping her drug dealing boyfriend from her.
This former reality star both network and cable also filmed some crap sequel to a crap movie a few years back. Anyway, she is offering to pay tabloids to publish photos of her baby and even more if they will give her a cover. She is desperate to regain her fame.
March 7, 2016
Lots of drama and tension in this family right now. This B+/A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family where A- does not get you the highest listing has split from his wife who is in an acting family. Well, she split from him. Apparently cheating runs in the family.
Casey Affleck/Summer Phoenix
This B list mostly television actress was on a set the other day. She walks by a couple of people reading a tabloid with a picture of her A+ list ex husband with a woman. She stopped right behind them and pointed at the picture and said, "I'm still waiting for him to have sex with me."
Well, this B list mostly television actress from a show that now has multiple seasons was in that franchise. She was almost responsible for breaking up a long time relationship when a freak accident happened. She was one of the responsible people when this A+ lister got divorced and now she is cheating on her boyfriend for the umpteenth time with an executive from her show. He is married.
The drugs are taking a toll on this southeast Housewife. She takes a combination of prescription pills and booze and has been doing so at an excessive pace for the past year. Probably to numb herself with all the strange guys she has to hook up with to live the kind of life she wants to live.
If you have always wanted to have sex with your almost sister-in-law, but can't because she isn't into guys, then, I guess you can have sex with someone who looks like just like her and is the same age. The question though, is what name does this B+ list reality star from an A list reality show call out in bed?
This actor is B- list I guess. Television. He only gets that high because he is in a show that currently is on the air even if it is on a cable network that has very few scripted programs. He has been dating that former tweener forever. That might be the case but he had his tongue down the throat of some other woman he took home the other night.
Apparently this B+ list actress on a hit cable show that likes to go by its initials cheated on her boyfriend with this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who cheated on his wife. Broke up the marriage. Yeah, that marriage.
This actor was A list in his pay cable show. He has been in a monster hit movie as recently as last year. Oh, he also has a franchise and can play serious to slapstick. Lately, he has been starring in a play and each day for the past month he has given a homeless person $200. The same person. Every single day.
This a-hole of a former A list mostly movie actor/Academy Award winner/nominee turned take what you can get television/movie actor from an acting family is doing drugs. Again. He was supposed to be promoted to a main role on a show in which he has appeared, but, instead had his role reduced because he is back on meth.
This late night talk show host had to wait until the restaurant closed the other night just so he could sneak his drunken self out of the place without being seen. Would not be a good idea to be caught in public that hammered.
At a recent event in Germany, this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor with the kajillion kids who used to be higher on the list, left his girlfriend behind to hook up with this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has the incredibly bad attitude unless you can do something for her.
January 8, 2016
This quirky A list director with a new movie out right now had sex with a woman at a party while his girlfriend was also there. Our director was a sweaty mess when he returned to the party after 20 minutes.
Quentin Tarantino
Inevitable really. With her family history and all that surrounds her. There were high hopes of course. The family always has high hopes for their offspring. Not in the same way a parent wants their child to succeed. No, this is something different. The family relies on their offspring. Instilled from an early age that they must provide for the family. Not just provide, but provide at a level that lets the rest of the family, especially the parents, live a very comfortable lifestyle.
So, the teen was sent packing overseas. It was not much of an assignment. Oh sure, a big deal was made, but she was just like the hundred of other models sent overseas in a strange place. That particular corner of the world prefers their models to be blonde. Our model was not blonde. It was hoped that because of who she was that she could make it anyway. She struggled. She started off with go sees but no one wanted her. Sure, a magazine shoot or two for smaller publications were heralded as her being the next big thing. In reality, she was halfway around the world from home and no money was coming. So, she did what she could to survive. She started sleeping with executives for money. At first it was just to pick up a few bucks so she could move from the cramped apartment she was living in with other models- Russians mostly. Then, those first few gigs led her to more semi-permanent relationships. soon, she was living in a luxury apartment all by herself. She would entertain a few hours a day and then spend the rest of the day with her new best friend. Heroin. Drugs were hard to get, but for some reason, heroin was pretty easily obtained for someone doing so many favors for the wealthy.
A year went by and she was a mess. Still not 18, and addicted to heroin and one abortion performed. She returned home where she was placed in a kind of home rehab. The family didn't want the scandal of her going to rehab. That is what they said. Honestly, they just didn't have the money for it. At home, she kept herself to pot and hung out at home. Her rehab "counselor" thought pot would be a good come down drug for the model. She then started hanging out with a band she met. The singer took a liking to her. He was heavily into coke and pot and whatever else he could find. She started using coke with him and began to slip back into the world of addiction. They went out for almost a year. Out being they holed up in whatever hotel room he was stashed in while recording doing drugs and having sex.
When the record was finished, so were they. Nowhere to go, she went overseas again. This time the opposite side of the world from where she had been. Still a curiosity, she got involved with a guy who paid her well for sex, but with the sex came beatings. Lots of them. She turned to drugs to help the pain and to get her through to the next beating. Her family was not much help. The closest member of her family to her said it was the price to pay and that you should enjoy the money and gifts and just block out everything else.
So, there she is, still around, still with the same guy, and thismuch closer to ending her life.
January 13, 2016
Although she is no stranger to cheating, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress had to fend off the incessant moves made by this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who used to hook up with this reality star/celebrity offspring.
Emily Blunt/Benicio Del Toro
January 19, 2016
This former Baywatch actress turned escort/part-time reality star bought out an entire supply of a brand of lipstick the other day at a store and said that lipstick is why her customers keep coming back. Umm, ok.
Pamela Anderson
January 31, 2016
This foreign born B+ list reality star who actually does have talent he shows off on a network reality show is a tool. He told a woman on their first date she needed to drop 20 pounds if she wanted a second date but if she was nice to him he would let her suck him off later. She walked away from the date.
Valentin Chmerkovskiy
If you thought it was the husband who had the drug problem, you obviously have not taken a urine sample from this A list reality star. Some say she is the root of all the drug issues in the family. Everyone close to her got addicted while she pretends to be all goody goody.
Just because he is a washed up former A list singer/songwriter from decades ago and she is a washed up tv host from decades ago doesn't mean this married couple is not able to pick up female college students to take home to bed. They do so regularly.
January 30, 2016
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A/A- list after some big bombs had a big television appearance this week. It was to promote his last chance to get back to A+ list. Anyway, he is so boring and so vain as to think no one would catch him that he recycled a 3 year old story he shared on another talk show. The only thing is he replaced the friends he mentioned in the past interview with his actress wife. It is amazing how history rewrites itself and how he thinks he can get away with revising history. About everything.
Ryan Reynolds
This game show host not named Steve Harvey says he has to take at least a week off each month from taping the show because of how much sex he has with female contestants. It wears him out and is almost constant during the filming process.
This country name sounding rapper who likes to pretend he is dating a reality star beat up a guy that was referred to him by the A list mogul/wannabe rapper. Apparently the guy who was beaten wanted money to stay quiet about their relationship.
This network reality star from a very long running hit show is dealing with a lot of drug issues right now. He used to be able to control it and still work, but not any longer.
This Southern Charm participant makes her living by sleeping with guys for money. All the other stuff she does is just for show.
This one named singer/former actress/former reality star who is probably not nice enough for another comeback got picked up a party a few weeks ago by a record producer. They want back to his place and one thing led to another and they were naked when he got a text from someone and he got up and kicked the singer out of the house. He told her he had someone younger coming over.
Probably if she had not been quite so stoned, this closeted A-/B+ list mostly movie actress would not have let her new girlfriend kiss her in public. Our actress was stoned though and vapes even more than Leonardo DiCaprio.
This former B+ list mostly television actor who recently had a big swing and miss in his return to television doesn't seem to be making it while in the closet, so he has started to open up more and actually went to lunch in broad daylight, surrounded by paps with his boyfriend.
What soon to be former A-list singer who does acting on the side's family are determined to get her into rehab before she gets married? Her drug use is spiralling out of control and she's been especially bad as of late. They're already planning an intervention and her fiancé is on board with the plan, as well as that blogger who is still friends with her even though he pretends he's not.
This CBS actress on a hit long running comedy is doing her absolute best to split up this B+ list actor/voice guy/mogul and his girlfriend. Oh, the trash talk and accusations have been flying. Honestly though, the guy has been playing them off each other and is being a real a-hole.
This A+ list singer is whacked out on drugs on a fairly consistent basis right now and her tour is doing awful. Promoters are literally reducing ticket prices by 75% just to get people in. Our singer has had to reduce her fee. This is going to be an epic s**t show.
January 29, 2016
This A+ list athlete who has a very big game next week is spending his off days boozing it up and hooking up with women who are not his significant other/baby mother.
Cam Newton
Except for some tennis tournaments it really doesn't seem like there has been much of throwing games or events for quite some time. That apparently has changed. There are a group of mafia guys who have infiltrated a sport where it is tough to gauge who is trying and got beat and who is just having a bad night. This past week, in a VERY quiet manner, state and federal investigators have been searching through financial records of family members of a couple of athletes. Right now they are focusing on some bit coin transactions. The family members being investigated had never had bit coin accounts until a few weeks ago. Why would a handful of people from different families suddenly have bit coin accounts. The reasoning agents have is that it is much easier to hide money coming in and where it came from if the sender and recipient are using bit coins. Right now there are two incidents that are being looked into and a massive payout of just over a million dollars divided among these two seemingly separate families. Sure, they each have a family member involved in the same sport, but the families don't know each other. What they do have in common is they all have these bit coin accounts now and are flush with them. Were the athletes paid to throw an event and the money delivered to the family members as payment? Why was there a very last minute rush in money that was opposite where all the money had been going up until the event. This would rock the sports world.
January 29, 2016
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who maintained that high on the list for almost a decade back in the day, could barely stand as she stumbled and fell her way out of a restaurant the other night. I think that breakup really affected her.
Meg Ryan
January 29, 2016
This foreign born A list singer/musician from an A list band dumped his most recent girlfriend because she broke one of his major rules. She was taking photos of our singer and sharing them on social media. He doesn’t like anyone to know what he is doing. He says it is for privacy but it is because he does not like all the women he sleeps with to know he is sleeping with someone else. Same thing he did during his marriage.
Chris Martin
January 28, 2016
This B- list mostly television actress who was in that franchise really needs to get a filter for her mouth. She has repeatedly slammed a group of people but now wants those same people to spend serious money on her new product line she designed for them.
Nikki Reed/vegan handbags
You know that foreign born celebrity with the rock solid relationship to the A+ list singer? Yeah, that one. The one we all roll our eyes to. Well, if it is so rock solid, then how come he hooked up with a member of the group that is in a name that looks like a familiar word but isn't.
This married a list movie director/B list actor is hooking up with a woman on the set of the latest movie he is directing. Apparently he doesn't want his wife to smell sex or the other woman so he makes her always perform just oral on him.
January 28, 2016
This former A list singer turned B list singer who has sex with anyone got into an argument with his A list singer/sometime girlfriend. Why? Because he wanted her to record herself having sex with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor and she didn’t. I think the singer probably wishes he could have been there too. You know how he is around actors.
John Mayer/Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom
It is too late in the schedule to delay the release of this sequel, but apparently the acting by this former A+ list tweener turned B+list mostly movie actor who spends a lot of time at the gym is really bad. As in timing and scenes are awful. Some scenes are having to be shot again while others are being replaced with different actors.
Well, well, look who is being sneaky. Everyone assumes this A- list mostly television actress who also does some network moonlighting and is A+ list when it comes to how much she likes herself has a boyfriend. The one she drags out in public. Nope. Apparently she is dating a guy going through a divorce. A divorce brought on by our actress/celebrity. They plan to keep things undercover for as long as possible. he is forking over a ton of money to keep his wife quiet about the relationship.
The new girlfriend of this B+ list mostly movie actress who was in that franchise stalked this openly bisexual actress married to an A lister for a year after a one night stand.
Usually this former A list mostly television actress from the now ended long running network comedy never has anything said bad about her. They are now. The actress who is now mostly movies is one of the biggest celebrity users of waters and was trying her best to make sure the drought continued. She uses about five times the amount of water a normal family uses.
I don't really like playing the baby bump game, but this former B list mostly television actress who is married to the A+ lister only drank water at that recent government function. Normally she would have been hand over fisting wine.
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity who might even be permanently A+ list is having to step up his work because the family is going through a cash flow crisis. Apparently as fast as he can bring money in, his A list celebrity wife is spending it to try and keep her company afloat.
At least three are true. The others are false.
Zendaya - Dating a guy over twice her age.
Sarah Hyland - Was warned prior to attending to not go through with her plan for a wardrobe malfunction.
Heidi Klum - Texts her boyfriend every 30 minutes.
John Stamos- Hates the Olsen twins because they rejected his fashion line idea and didn't have his back when the college student tried to blackmail him.
Meghan Trainor - Turned down Miley Cyrus when Miley hit on her prompting Miley to call Meghan a b**ch.
Peyton List - Trash talks the actress beneath her in the photos every chance she gets.
Debby Ryan- Talks about love but cheated on her boyfriend.
That former A list tweener singer has been trying to convince the world he is drug free. Nope. The meth is strong with this one. His PR people are spinning, but it is a waste. No one cares about the guy any longer.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor has been off drugs forever. Apparently though, this nearly A+ lister has been trying to get a more sculpted look and has been combining coke and HGH. Sounds like a winner.
While making a movie out of the country (not Canada), this B+ list superhero cheated on his girlfriend. Not a first or last for him. She is not so innocent herself. She paid several people at two nightclubs to let her know when someone famous came to the club and to get her access to that famous person. Her current boyfriend was not her first choice. She really wanted a boy bander.
This B list mostly television actor from a hit network fairy tale show has been fired/suspended for making unwanted sexual advances towards a member of the crew.
January 28, 2016
This former Glee actress is writing a tell all book and is trading parts in projects for favorable accounts of the people she worked with and for.
Naya Rivera
I have written in bits and pieces about this crime family before. It seems like all of it is about to come out and be written about in some 10,000 word think piece. There are multiple B+ listers involved which is crazy. Not as crazy as the A list network actress though who actually is a part owner of a drug cartel. Anyway, this is not about her or the way she was going to influence the government. She has tried twice to the tune of millions of dollars. I guess she still has an outside shot to do so.
Anyway, like I said, not about her. I have written about the B+ list actor who passed on a franchise because he didn't want the resulting press. You know, about how his girlfriend is a convicted drug dealer. Oh, or how she still gets raided by the feds every few months who are looking for hidden family drugs and cash. Hey, there is $10M somewhere and it might be with her. It is probably not with her drug dealing mom, who had multiple hits carried out over her career. Heck, she had the girlfriend of her ex beat up just for kicks. I suppose the girlfriend''s aunt could have it but considering how much she steals from others, one would assume she would steal from her family too.
The daughter of the aunt could have it. I mean, she is a B+ list actress on her own and could reasonably be trusted to watch it. Someone has it.
January 27, 2016
This B+ list mostly television actress is on a hit cable show. She also had a big pay cable hit with a big swing and miss in between. Anyway, she is lined up to do a new project, but wants this A- list mostly movie actress from that franchise no longer in existence replaced. Apparently they hate each other. Someone is leaving. I guess we find out who has the power.
Chloe Sevigny/Kristen Stewart
January 27, 2016
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has been in some of the biggest movies of all-time and also some very strange and quirky ones has a strange and quirky habit. She has life size models of every character she has played and displays them in her bedroom. A man who had sex with our actress said it was terrifying because they are all facing the bed.
Helena Bonham Carter
January 27, 2016
It always gets me upset when I see some A- list mostly television actress on a soon ending hit pay cable show talk about diversity when she refuses to ever include anyone of color on her show, despite repeated calls for her to have some diversity.
Lena Dunham
This former A+ list comic actor turned A list parody of himself made his new girlfriend have sex with him on speaker phone to break the news to another woman he dated a month that their relationship was over.
This A list reality star might not have had time for her fans at a recent paid event where her fans paid sometimes thousands of dollars to meet her, but our reality star did have time for a coke spree in her limo which she made drive around for two hours while our reality star and her friends imbibed.
January 26, 2016
This former A- list group member who apparently still is in some kind of group and has an A+ list last name not only abuses his wife, but he also has her so brainwashed and beaten down that he makes her spend all her money on him while never touching a dime of his own money.
Jermaine Jackson
The crazy thing is that this rapper ex has had more sex with his ex over the past two years than she has with her boyfriend.
I guess we should be happy this fairy tale actress has moved on from her married lover, at least for now. The problem is she substituted him for that cable actor on a hit show who never turns down a drink or a woman, preferably at the same time.
I can only hope that the sudden divorce of this B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show means he is finally about to come out of the closet. This whole marriage thing was a shocker to those who know him.
It is all a game for this permanent A list singer. She wants people to think she cares about what is happening in her life, but honestly, she is over it. She just loves the sympathy she gets when she shows emotion, or at least pretends to.
This B list tv/movie actress has been married forever to the same guy. Hey, they might not have sex, but it works for her. And him. Not many A list actors have that kind of relationship with their wives. Anyway, she must be getting tired of him spending their money on guys and toys and has been siphoning money into several of her own accounts which she his hiding on several different fronts.
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who is in her second big hit show for the same network is cheating on her boyfriend with her supposed to be ex. She just can't shake the ex even in the middle of a major life event.
February 12, 2015
This former A list celebrity turned reality star turned danger to herself and others was selling herself and making porn tapes up until two days before the birth of her baby.
Tila Tequila
February 11, 2015
The wife of this former A+list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is going to be ticked off when she finds out he gave his kids from another relationship a huge trust fund and has not done anything like that for their kids. He has been trying to keep it a secret but one of the kids is spending money on everything and the wife is going to find out.
Kevin Costner
February 11, 2015
This offspring of an A list couple at the time and one of whom is still A list, if not A+list broke up with her girlfriend when she discovered the girlfriend not only had hundreds of photos and videos of the offspring naked while sleeping but also had charged $25K to various credit cards and even tried to open an account using the name of the offspring.
Ireland Baldwin
February 10, 2015
Arguably the most famous of this A+ list group not named One Direction has a girlfriend who he probably should run from as quickly as possible considering she and Jesse James used to hook up and explore the whole white power thing together. Might even be some videos of it. Definitely videos of her trashing other people. Not very pop like.
Max George / The Wanted (they really went downhill in a hurry didn't they)
The wife of this A- list mostly movie actor/recent pay cable star has always been one to shun the spotlight, but with our actor seemingly sleeping with every female he comes into contact with both in LA and at home, people are now whispering the couple is having lots of problems but the actor doesn't seem to care. He thinks his wife will put up with everything. She would if he was quiet about his extra activities, but he is being super noisy and super disrespectful.
This three named singer from an all female musical group is headed to yacht season. Apparently the first week of May she will be the guest of someone and will be paid $500K for a week. She will probably go through that in drugs.
This foreign born closeted A+ list former boy bander is trying to make his athlete boyfriend jealous with the male celebrity he used to hook up with back in the day.
This former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/actress likes to document her day in social media. Well, her whole day minus all the drug using and pill popping.
February 9, 2015
Grammy Awards
At the Clive Davis party, the strangest pairing off happened. This ancient Academy Award winner/nominee was sucking face with this former A list one named singer who has dropped to B- list since her peak which was not that long ago.
Jon Voight/Ashanti
February 9, 2015
Grammy Awards
This current B list mostly television actress went back to her roots last night at the Grammy Awards. She also brought along her friend who seems to be the person that collects phone numbers from married executives who would like to have lunch or dinner with the actress. She can’t be seen talking to them any longer because of her past so she has this woman come with her who does all the dirty work and also got yelled at a few weeks ago by an angry wife when she was pulling the same duty.
Katharine McPhee
February 9, 2015
Grammy Awards
Our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress has not been doing much press for her new movie, but she would not stop talking about it last night at an after party even while she was bent over doing lines of coke. You would think she was the star, although to hear her tell it, she had sex with enough people working on the movie to make her own.
Rita Ora/Fifty Shades Of Grey
February 5, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress may or may not be married. What she is though is not being truthful. She says she lost pregnancy weight by breast feeding. Yeah, some of it. The rest she lost with two to three times a day workouts and a waist trainer while nannies watched the baby.
Mila Kunis
