January 9, 2016
This religious family who loves cable and babies is about to take a big hit because a son-in-law had sex several times with his sister-in-law during the holiday season. A tabloid knows. The family is trying to make a deal.
The Duggars
January 8, 2015
Before this teen landed the one hit wonder skeezy pop star she had a brief fling with this foreign born married A list mostly movie actor who broke things off when he found out his wife was expecting a baby.
April Love Geary/Ryan Reynolds
January 7, 2015
These two co-stars from a very hit cable show used to always have sex in real life even though the A list actor has a long long time girlfriend. Everything was going great until the B+ list actress thought they should get married and started doing a little stalking which she still does. It made the final two seasons of the show much more difficult.
Jon Hamm/January Jones
January 7, 2015
This A list rapper who works hard and has a ton of kids has been showing a special collection of films in his home theatre. Apparently the B list singer turned reality star was filmed every single time she had sex with the rapper because she was desperate to keep him and he shows the collection to everyone who comes over. There are hours of footage.
Lil Wayne/Christina Milian
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/frequent tripper was overheard telling friends she has not had sex in eight months. One of the friends said they could fix that right now. Our actress said, "I'm not looking for any d**k. I'm looking for good d**k." Yeah, well she had that and then screwed the guy over.
Don't believe the message trying to be sent from the PR people of Empire. Everyone hates one of the brothers. No one wants him there and can't wait for him to leave. The entitlement is through the roof for a guy who is lucky but thinks of himself as Mariah Carey in his divatude.
In exchange for a little money laundering, this B+ list reality star with an addiction problem was plied with booze, drugs and 18 year old women while meeting with this celebrity sex offender/child molester.
It looks like the girlfriend of this former Harry Potter star finally got tired of his constant cheating and broke off their very long term relationship. They have had breaks in the past because of it, but this appears permanent.
January 3, 2015
This A+ list singer had a vacation planned with her bff for this upcoming week. Not going to happen. Apparently they do not even text or call or communicate any longer and there are some very crushed feelings on the part of the bff. The singer is being very very cold about the whole situation and says nothing comes before the brand.
Taylor Swift/Karlie Kloss
January 3, 2015
The people working for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous have been working overtime to find and delete images of his girlfriend from various escort and “modeling” sites where her services were offered to very wealthy men.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter (now his wife)
January 3, 2015
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor who has been in this space for her horrid behavior towards others is apparently gunning for some fame of her own. She is tired of everyone else having a show and wants some attention so she has been calling the paps and then “accidentally” losing her bikini top just as they arrive. I guess that is the only way she expects to be noticed.
Rhea Durham/Mark Wahlberg
January 3, 2015
This A+ list diva took two hours to get ready to get her photo taken in ski attire and then when she finally did get her photo taken she passed over her kids to others and she went back inside. The diva needs rehab. Badly.
Mariah Carey
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is not even 18 yet but is hooking up with the 40 something year old man who keeps her supplied with drugs. The last person he age he dealt to around her age died of an overdose.
This stylist turned reality star turned failed designer went off on this B list skinny actress. Not as skinny as the designer, because lets face it, unless your name is Giuliana, that is not going to happen. The actress would not stop talking during an event and our celebrity just went off on a foul mouthed rant. For the first time in forever, people actually liked her for something.
You wouldn't probably guess it by looking, but this Modern Family actress is a big donor to conservative causes and is against gay marriage.
This former tweener actress before there was such a term went through a period of not doing much. She then bombed on network show just for her before latching on to a franchise made for tv thing. Hey, it pays the bills, but not for long if this married mom spends all her appearance money on coke. Goodness, she has not lost her touch. Best way to stay skinny she always said. Well, that and bulimia. A combo always worked best for her.
January 13, 2016
It is time again for the very irregular feature where I show you how strange some of Hollywood’s couplings can be. I give you one half of the couple and let you figure out the other.
Sean Penn and this former A list reality star from back in the day who still has A list name recognition despite the fact most people dislike her. They both enjoy hanging out with cartel leaders.
Paris Hilton
When I read the news that tennis legend Bud Collins has passed away, I recalled the one and only time I met the guy. It was during one of those mindless tennis tournaments that go on between the Grand Slams. Just another week with 32 tennis players hoping to pick up a few bucks in the middle of nowhere. It was just a quick hello and moving on. He took the time to say hi to everyone who recognized him from television and he autographed a pair of pants for a guy that only someone like Bud would like.
Nothing of note really happened that week, but a few weeks later, tennis, or at least one player would be front and center in my life for about a week. The crazy thing about this tennis player is that she was one of the top ranked women in the world when this happened back in the day and is still one of the top ranked women in the world. I'm too lazy to look but I don't think she was 21 when this happened. Maybe just a shade under. I was at the tournament trying to make contacts and do some networking. I had been given free tickets and some hospitality passes. You know what hospitality passes mean? Free booze. So, yeah, I was there. One of the things you got to also do with these passes was go to an event that featured a lot of the tennis players before the week of play actually started. It was a thank you to the sponsors and an opportunity for them to get up close and personal with the players and for me to get not only free booze, but also free food. Win win.
I remember that Jennifer Capriati was there and this was the year of her comeback, maybe the year after. I know they drug tested back then, but she was jacked up on something. Seriously. Like a thousand miles per hour. It was the roadrunner for two straight hours. Plus, she talked that fast too. She was a whirlwind. i was watching it all happen from the bar. Have I told you how much I love open bars? Never see me more than ten feet from one because if you get too far away, someone pushes their way in. People love free booze.
One of the tennis players walks up and orders a drink. Not just any drink, but whiskey. Well, hello new friend. As I said, I don't think she was old enough to drink, but no one was going to card. I was just shocked that she would be drinking whiskey when she presumably had to play the next day.
I told her I admired her taste and I thought she was going to do that whole why is this creepy looking dude talking to me about whiskey and how can I get out of this gracefully in case he is a reporter look. Instead, I got a smile and witnessed her slam it down in one shot before ordering another. She then questioned my manliness because I was still drinking my drink. Well, I couldn't have that and the next thing you know we each had five or six shots. This was someone who was in the top 5 in the world. Hammering back shots the night before she was supposed to play. It turns out the player she was going against the next day withdrew with an injury. My guess is my drinking buddy paid her $10K to withdraw. It was way more than she was going to earn getting waxed by Miss Whiskey.
After we had our shots, she said farewell and I thought that would be it. A couple of days later I was sitting in the stands during the middle of the day and someone hits me in the back of the head. I turn around and it is her. She has this huge smile on her face and says, lets go. She drags me to some player area and we have some food and drink, although this time she did stick to water. She had to play that night. We get to talking and she says her boyfriend is coming that night and would I mind taking one of her friends and making it a double date because she is not sure if she is going to break up with the guy (foreign born B- list tennis player at the time and nothing now) and wanted some people with her. I say fine. She says to come by her hotel that night about 7. I get there and she opens the door in a bra and shorts. On the bed is a guy who is definitely not the tennis player boyfriend. Nope. As I found out later it is a foreign born at the time B- list golfer who moved to A+ and still has A list name recognition. Surprise. Apparently he was not supposed to be in town but turned up when he missed a cut. She decides she is going to break up with the tennis player, but is scared so proceeds to have about five shots before we go, leaving the golfer behind. We get to dinner and my "date" is with me and our tennis player has four more drinks before the food comes and then has a bunch of wine with dinner and is just hammered. Wasted. In a restaurant. Surrounded by other diners. She then grabs this wine bucket and pukes in the bucket before getting up to go to the bathroom. As she gets up and is helped by my "date," she turns to the tennis player and tells him they are breaking up and that she is "f**king" someone else. She leaves and now it is just me and this guy I just met. Nice. She never came back to the table. The good news is he paid.
January 13, 2016
This A list celebrity/athlete homewrecker who might not have much of an athletic future is being pressured by her ink barely dry divorced woman beating boyfriend to get married. He wants a legal part of her money train and not just the handouts she gives him now.
Ronda Rousey/Travis Browne
January 13, 2016
I feel like I have been transported back in time three years. There was this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor reunited with his former A+ list tweener girlfriend making out like he had not been hooking up with this B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct cable show one day earlier.
Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus/January Jones
January 12, 2016
This former A+ list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor still has a chance to make it to A list unlike the rest of the people on his tweener show. Anyway, our actor turned over his social media to his publicity seeking girlfriend and she has turned it into a mess. Everything posted is about her and she spends all her time making it seem like they spend 24/7 together. The problem is she is not very good remembering which account she is signed into.
Zac Efron/Sami Miro
This Arrow actress no one likes was at a Fashion Week party and started talking about this guy she hooked up with a few times. It is the now ex of this former tweener. No big deal. They have been done for awhile. The thing is though, our actress should have stopped talking when she realized the former tweener was present. Nope. Kept talking and lets just say there are some timeline issues on a couple of times they hooked up.
This shows you just how much he cares. After hooking up with Rita Ora one night, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor was at an event and thought he spotted Rita and went and started talking to her. It was like a bad sitcom. He started talking about the sex and what a great time he had and blah blah blah. He was actually talking to a strangely named singer from the same country who doesn't really look much like Rita. Apparently the actor only saw Rita at night and with hotel blackout curtain light. When the actor realized his mistake, he tried to hit on the singer. She said yes.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is all movies since her last tv show went under a couple of years ago has had a rough year. Some boyfriend issues with the boyfriend everyone loves to a little prescription pill problem. The thing is, when she goes through a pill time in her life she doesn't shower or take care of herself at all. She just throws on some clothes and a lot of perfume. There are times when she goes weeks without showering.
This former B+ list tweener actress who has a much higher name recognition because of the controversy that surrounded her a few years back is moving to Canada. You know, to be close to filming and to her boyfriend. Won't she be surprised to see the pregnant "former" girlfriend of the boyfriend. Maybe she should have held off selling all her property until she spent some time up there with him first.
People in the music industry are trying to help out this permanent A list living legend earn some bucks. The thing is, the celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is in ill health and the drug use has taken its toll. She has been unable to record anything that is usable for the project.
This foreign born A- list model who I dislike didn't let the fact that her top kept falling down, keep her from doing lines of coke at a Paris Fashion Week party. Each time she bent over her breasts would fall out of her top and she would stand up, clear her nose and then put her top back in place.
The teen who is a former Disney star continues to roll out the gay boyfriend in an attempt to make the world think it is love. For such a young age, she is great at sleight of hand. While everyone is looking at them as the happy couple, she is actually hooking up with a very very wealthy studio owner. he is married, but she doesn't care because the gifts and parts keep coming. Very expensive gifts. Some say he didn't wait until she turned 18. Others say he didn't even wait until she turned 17.
Sometime within the past year I told you about the A list television actress from the hit show back in the day who turned into an A list mostly movie director and how lung cancer is killing her. Apparently things have taken a turn for the worse and she is selling her homes and is moving into a hospice facility. There is also talk of converting one of her smaller homes into a home hospice.
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor only gets that high because of the long running network show he starred on for many years which is still beloved by every woman who ever watched it, despite the premise of the show. He has a girlfriend, but has been seeing an actress everyone also loves who is from the same country. She was recently burned in this kind of relationship so wants to make sure he will actually stop seeing his girlfriend before she is willing to go public.
These two co-stars are both foreign born. They are on a hit show that is not seen everywhere. Kind of a syndicated thing. They both have various side projects and they both have cheated while working on their side projects. A divorce is coming. Soon.
This B list mostly television actress is on a hit almost television show after a long long absence from anything. Anyway, at an event this past week, she would not remove her scarf despite sweltering heat inside the venue. I mean she was Val Kilmering that scarf. Apparently she had rope burns around her neck from a sex game.
This foreign born permanent A+ list singer in a group was pretty open about showing off his long long long time sometime hookup who is a foreign born permanent A list model who also has a significant other.
This foreign born B-/C+ list barely legal actress who also models let fly with a bunch of obscenities a couple of weeks ago at an event. The reason? She feels like this B list mostly movie actress who moonlights in pay cable but is known for who she married is trying to sabotage the career of the younger actress. Apparently after the two worked together on a movie bomb, the younger one is having trouble getting work and blames it on the older actress.
January 12, 2016
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress from the biggest movie of the year has tried to get ahead of the PR curve and is blaming her bad behavior and unwillingness to do things on her co-star. Not true at all. She is turning into a massive diva while he has been gracious and willing to do whatever the studio wants.
Daisy Ridley/John Boyega
I think it kind of shocked the world a little bit when this couple married. They are still technically married, but I don't know if anyone has seen them together in forever. He has sex with groupies and does heroin 24/7 and she has sex with random people while trying to stay clean. He is a foreign born singer in a former A list band. They still exist, but not so much A list any longer. She is a foreign born former A list singer. She apparently still sings, but no one is going to admit they listen or want to have their friends see her songs in their playlist.
They are definitely an odd couple. The thing is, she has always been a partier. Some say she is a succubus. She has led more than one guy down a total path of drug destruction. She enjoys hard drugs but makes the guys she is with use even more than she does. She shared a love of heroin with the guy she married. Prior to her, he had only snorted it a few times. She only snorts but managed to talk him into shooting it up so she could watch. The same thing she did to at least two other guys, one of whom is dead, and one of whom nearly died. She likes to see them get strung out. I guess it is a fetish of hers. It s pretty sick. Meanwhile, she will snort some and loves it, but mainly focused on booze and other drugs. Her main issue recently has been coke. She destroyed her nose from coke, but like she says, a new nose is better than shooting up heroin. Even though she is trying to straighten out her life, she encourages her new guy to use and also her still husband. Apparently she would like all of his money if he should die from a drug overdose.
January 12, 2016
This former A+ list mostly movie actor/director got so drunk the other night that it took the limo driver and the former A+lister’s girlfriend and one other person to get the actor/director out of the car. All the while they were trying to help him he was yelling at them.
Mel Gibson
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes After Party
This back on almost television after years of drugs and unemployment, you would think this actress would be grateful. Yes, she is on a soon to be hit show and is a name, BUT that diva fit she threw when security made her wait in line with everyone else is not going to win her any friends. Yes, she played the don’t you know who I am card. Everyone laughed at her. It made their wait much more entertaining to listen to her muttering from the back. The crowd was 50/50 on whether she was stoned. She better hope she wasn’t or that she doesn’t get busted.
Jodie Sweetin
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes After Party
“It was hilarious. She (B- list celebrity offspring of permanent A listers who has done acting and reality) wouldn’t let anyone get too close to her or touch her dress. You could see the butt pads sticking out of her panties. Oh, and the lip fillers were crazy. I get the feeling she is really insecure and wants to be a bigger star than she is.”
Rumer Willis
This B+ list mostly television actress has been working steadily for almost three decades. I can't believe it has been that long since her big break. Anyway, she has run through some big hits, some network, some pay cable. She has tried with her own shows, but they have failed. Now she is on a couple of shows and sleeping with co-stars on each show. Married ones. OK, well one of them is in the process of getting a divorce.
This former A- list mostly movie actress had a franchise not that long ago. She gave that up before she had to because she thought she was a huge star. Turns out, she was the same as everyone else. She finally caught a big break after a few years of struggling but is boozing her way right back out of the business.
This married long time A list morning talk show host is tired of his employer trying to decide which employees he can and can't sleep with so wants to move to a more relaxed environment to cheat in peace. The thing is though, none of those places are going to pay him what he earns now. So, maybe he should be faithful, or not have sex with employees of the company where he works.
This A- list comedian who is more known for his talk show now scrubbed an interview slanted against a religious organization because our comedian has an issue he would not like released publicly. The organization plans to use it if the comedian ever thinks about going down that road again.
Even though this former actress started her new business with her female lover, you would think her celebrity husband would want to be behind it 100%. Not so much.
The mistresses of this A+ list rapper/mogul are dropping like flies. The latest one to lash out is this A+ list singer who is in a war with her boss/former lover over her music and her drug use and her commitment to working. He better not push too hard because she has enough money to live a very long time and she knows some of the very big secrets. The ones the wife doesn't know.
It is a good thing his family has millions because this what looks like now former football player with A list name recognition has been spending five figures a week in coke and hookers. Oh, wait, the women he has been with don't like to be called hookers. They are just women who expect a gift at the end of the night or week and like to pretend they got it modeling for social media and tax purposes.
After starting on a show you all love, this B+ list mostly television actor finally got a network show to stick after a long run of failures. Kind of like his first marriage. That ended in a hail of cheating. He cheats constantly on his current wife with whatever extra will sleep with him that week, but the wife doesn't seem to care.
Apparently this former A- list singer turned reality star turned a little bit of everything has her celebrity boyfriend so wrapped around her finger that he does everything she asks even when she is spending a couple of days with another man paying her for her services.
This C list celebrity used to be B list. She is definitely in a celebrity family where each person tries to be famous. Plus, there is that name. Anyway, apparently her still newlywed husband makes her sleep in a guest wing of the house so he can have his overnight flings share the master bedroom.
This part-time east coast Housewife has been banned from a designer's future fashion shows after she was busted openly doing lines of coke at his most recent show.
This foreign born A- list runway model turned actress in a bomb and huge Academy Award winner wants her A+ list reality star girlfriend with a side job to come out. What our foreign born model wants, she always gets.
Apparently there is someone who is willing to cheat on this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who stars in an upcoming monster box office hit. Her boyfriend cheated on her with this married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner//nominee.
January 11, 2016
Golden Globe After Party
This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who will be lucky to work after her last almost network show ended heard some people talking about her hair extensions. When she did, she turned to them and snapped that the extensions cost more than they would make in a week and then told them to f**k off. JV likes everyone and is hard pressed to find something she likes about this person. She acted like she decided not to attend the actual event because she couldn’t be bothered. When, in fact, she was never invited and probably never will be.
Jaime King
When I first heard this, it reminded me of The Director's wife. A woman who would go to any lengths not for her career, but that of her significant other. This model is foreign born. A+ list. Not A+ list like back in the day A+ list super models, but the kind of A+ list you see now in the Victoria's Secret world. He is much older than our model. They met when she was still underage and they started hooking up right away. He is in the business too but is barely even known. What fame and fortune he does have is because of her. When they first met, he was probably at his peak. When he started not getting the jobs he had previously landed, he started making deals. Hire me and you can have my model girlfriend. Yes, the same one you see half naked all over the internet, At first she was reluctant, but now it has almost become a part of her life. She meets with the guys who can get her significant other work and spends a few hours with them and he lands a job he would never get otherwise. At this point, he has moved up the ladder in his profession to something that requires money men. They LOVED getting t spend time with the model and now the significant other is turning into a huge player. All because he pimped out the model.
January 11, 2016
This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried. Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test.
Bristol Palin
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has dropped to A-/B+ and is a celebrity offspring made it clear to several men who stopped by her table to say hello that they would definitely get to have sex with her if they wanted to spend the rest of the night on her arm taking photos. This offer was only extended to men more famous than she.
Kate Hudson
January 10, 2016
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a hit network show went home for the holidays. Apparently his actress girlfriend was cheating on him and our actor took it hard. Really hard. Hard as in the rest of the cast has resumed filming and he is still at home.
Elyes Gabel/Katharine McPhee
This B+ list rapper with the history of violence towards women that has made it to the news chalked up another victim to his growing ledger. A woman at a club spilled some champagne on his fur coat. She couldn't really help it. The coat was everywhere. It is a monstrosity. He punched her in the stomach and when she bent over, grabbed her by the head and made her wipe all the champagne off his fur with her mouth. He then shoved her to the floor and told her to leave.
I'm not sure if he )A+ list mostly movie actor) knows what his wife is doing with her charitable contributions but she gave some money to an organization that would like to see all Jewish people exterminated and did so in both of their names.
This married foreign born A- list now movie actor after his long running network show ended has a little shack on a beach in his home country. His game is to pick up a woman and take her back to his place for sex and be back on the beach in under 45 minutes.
Apparently this A- list Academy Award winner/nominee from an acting family has not learned his lesson about underage partners. The actor has been sexting a 16 year old and also has done everything with her other than sex. She turns 17 in a few weeks and is going to NYC for her birthday. Our actor plans on visiting her in the city and having sex with her. Then he will probably dump her when she comes back to California.
This foreign born B_ list mostly television actress is a regular on Game Of Thrones. Before an award show overseas last month she was sporting some emergency teeth after her boyfriend knocked out two in a fight. The actress went to the event solo but has said to have reconciled with her boyfriend.
The German escort this married A+ list mostly movie actor hired when he was there said he was into handcuffing her and golden showers. On her. Not on him.
Despite her claims that she was a fairly prominent model in her teens, no photos exist to prove the story of the wife to this foreign born A- list dual threat actor. I think that is just what she told her clients back in the day.
Everyone knows this C+ list actor/celebrity offspring is gay, but don't tell his parents. They would freak. This is why he finds some looking to be famous person every couple of months and splashes 50 pictures of the happy couple in a weekend. The woman disappears and the cycle repeats itself every few months for a weekend.
This A+ list mostly movie actor is trying out new beards. What better than this foreign born permanent A list model. She could use the regular cash infusion and would love not having sex in return.
This former Glee actor is back at it again. Being in that dark closet must be taking its toll. He went off on his fans because of something his beard told them. He probably should have got the fans' side of the story because the beard was trolling them all and calling them losers.
Filming on the next installment of this franchise is going to be tough. Two of the bigger stars in the movie used to be bff. Now? Not so much. They can't stand each other. The thing is, both actresses probably don't have enough juice to have the other replaced so they will have to deal with it.
This former A- list mostly movie actress has been around forever but she is still just in her early 40's. She has never been able to match what she did a couple of decades ago because of personal issues and her inner demons. What she has done though is slowly have procedures done to her face over time so it looks like she has never had anything done. She looks amazing and everyone thinks she looks the same as she did two decades ago.
January 10, 2016
Ticket sales have been abysmal for this A+ list singer and her world tour. Well, upcoming world tour. Considering she doesn’t want to go through with it anyway, it won’t take much for her to pull the plug on it and save her from the embarrassment.
Rihanna (and a week later she canceled her first seven dates)
It has been a long time since I devoted this much space to this former almost A- list mostly movie actress. In fact, I'm not sure she has ever garnered the big blind spot of the day. Sure, she has been in countless others, but this is big, even for her. A crossroads in her life. The acting went out the window a long time ago. Sure, there is the occasional effort and she will not throw away a part, but no one is in a rush to hire her. No one knows what they will get and she is not willing to lower her quote to show people she can act. To show people she can show up on time and deliver a performance. She is the one hit wonder who keeps getting second chances because she combined the publicity of a famous for being famous person with an acting resume.
For the past couple of years she thought she was moving towards marriage. She was supported for several years with a monthly allowance. The big problem in all of that was despite the fact her boyfriend was married, he is very conservative. Our actress? Not so much. She loves her booze and loves her drugs. He was ok with the booze, but the drugs had to go. What to do? A bunch of minor ailments she would think of to get herself prescription pills. She could live with that. Combined with some booze and she was loving the highs. It took awhile to find the perfect balance but when she did, she was in a groove. This went on for awhile. Everything was moving forward. Then, he found someone else and she tried to win him back and did some things to embarrass him and his family. She started sleeping with his friends. He has to move her aside.
So, fast forward. She was running out of money and one of his friends stepped up and took his place. The thing is, this guy, is a little more aggressive. One of his kinks is rough sex. Rough as in our actress was often left black and blue and unable to go out for several days. Not that he allows her to go out much. He prefers to keep her confined. Very nice confinement, but wants her where he can watch her.
Fast forward a little bit more and our actress meets a young guy. A trust fund baby but from a foreign country. He has seen her on the big screen and can't believe she is interested in him. Of course she is. He has a ton of money and doesn't care what she does as long as she is faithful to him. She isn't of course. She still has the rough sex guy to keep on the string in case the trust fund baby doesn't work out.
The trust fund baby decides our actress should meet the dad. The man with the wallet. One thing leads to another and our actress ends up sleeping with the father whenever he comes to town while at the same time sleeping with the son and the rough sex guy. Well, not all at once. Not saying she wouldn't if the price was right, but she hasn't. Apparently the dad of the trust fund baby is going through some financial issues. Pressured by the government of his country he might lose all of his fortune unless he starts spreading out his fortune to those with hands out. He also might end up dead. Our actress heard about that and went back full-time to the rough sex guy. The thing is, he was a little upset about her unfaithfulness and beat her to an inch of her life.
So, now she is wavering. She wants the younger guy, but then he could lose his fortune and she would be without anyone. The rough sex guy would not take her back and none of his money friends would either. She would be starting from scratch. A long way from when she first came to our attention.
January 7, 2016
People's Choice Awards
Knowing you are going to win in advance of receiving the actual award gives you time to work on your speech. Or, in this case having your A- list singer girlfriend write your speech so that you give her the proper attention she wants and to make it seem like everything is hunky dory, when it is not.
Lady GaGa/Taylor Kinney
January 7, 2016
This former A+ list rapper who holds a grudge longer than anyone not named Hatfield or McCoy said that the thank you present he received from a baby mother for his Christmas gifts to her and their child were not given with enough thought so he removed all traces of their child from his social media accounts.
50 Cent/Daphne Joy
January 7, 2016
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is really not that great of an actor but has been box office success for 40 years is the latest to turn to tan and tug. He spends $1000 a pop twice a week and thinks no one knows.
Sylvester Stallone
This foreign born former A list singer has finally stumbled close to oblivion because no one wants to her skateboard angst from a 30 year old. Apparently even though she is married she has no problems discussing with others that she (her words) "only f**ks" this former kind of tween singer turned tattooed waste of space. Another husband cuckolded.
The most nervous person on the red carpet at the Academy Awards the other night was this A list celebrity. He thought the press might actually ask him questions about his relationship with a female actress or out him or do something to trip him up. These are not beat reporters. No worries. They probably don't know your secret and even if they did, they are still going to smile and throw you softballs because they just love being so close to everyone and sharing Instagram photos of their access. Anyway, the sweaty nervous mess was loving it when he got inside.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. He should be A list but he only does well in movies no one sees. The ones that are supposed to be big he bombs in. Anyway, his wife says he treats her like a toy and only brings her out to be viewed when he needs to look good in the press. He is a master press manipulator.
Good news for those of you wanting the closeted foreign born now former A list boy bander. He and his celebrity boyfriend have made up and were spotted out together in West Hollywood.
This Simon Cowell ex used some of his money on a really bad plastic surgeon and looks nothing like she used to. She looks like a Maya Rudolph wax statue now.
Why yes, that was this closeted former A- list mostly television actor from that now defunct almost network show turned failed network actor out with three guy friends. Yes, it was a secret double date. The other three men are openly gay so I'm not sure what our actor is trying to still hide.
Hey, she is a married woman and if she wants to have sex with her husband at an event in a restroom where everyone can hear, then more power to her. It was the fact she was so wasted at the event and causing a scene that in front of everyone that made people so angry. Plus, she kept asking people to look at how big her breasts were in the dress she was wearing. She certainly has come a long way from that A-/B+ list goody goody singer from almost 20 years ago, turned reality star, turned really bad actress, turned celebrity.
This nearly octogenarian A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has an employee who seems to only perform one task. That task is to find 18 and 19 year old women who are willing to have sex with the actor and pretend they are his daughter while doing so.
This A- list mostly television actor who has had hits at home and abroad but is known for his pay cable role gets extremely violent when drinking. His ex says she feared for her life when he was drunk because he would break bottles and then threaten her with the shards.
What A+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee slathered on the makeup last night? If you watched the show in HD you could clearly see he was wearing lip gloss.
What closeted (for now) former tweener actor/singer turned successful solo star was being hit on all throughout the Vanity Fair party by an openly gay journalist who happens to be one of the magazine's main writers? I don't know if they actually slept together after the party but I wouldn't be shocked if they did
Two different people, same subject. One was at the Elton John party the other the Vanity Fair party. One a B-list mostly movie actress and Oscar winner/nominee who has done TV quite a bit lately another an eccentric A/B-list musician. Both technically belong to that slimy cult but have been slowly distancing themselves and their families away from it. At these two parties, my sources overheard them talking about freezing their bank accounts because the SEC is closing in on the sect's ponzi scheme which would make Madoff look like child's play.
This former A list mostly television actor who switched to movies now that his long running cable show is over was all over this B+ list entertainment reporter with the very long name. She only invokes her boyfriend to put off guys she does not want to hook up with. She didn't mention the boyfriend last night at this after party with the actor.
That mogul I mentioned way way back in #1 sent a $200K car to this former Disney actress. He is desperate to sleep with her. He never buys gifts. You know, except for his wife when she catches him.
I guess the problems at home are causing some issues with this very tall A list mostly movie actor. Wasted on a combination of drugs and booze last night at an after party. Sloppy wasted.
Not wanting a repeat of when the boyfriend/possible husband walked behind a camera, this closeted A- list mostly movie actor walked the red carpet alone at this after party while his boyfriend/possible husband waited inside.
At an after party, this closeted foreign born A list tennis player was doing her best to look like she was talking to this still married A+ list mostly movie actor but was really trying to gauge the interest of this former B+ list mostly movie actress who is married to an A- list singer/actor.
Even though he was definitely hitting on women right and left at a party, this B+ list mostly movie actor with a lucrative side job did make out with his male date every so often.
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress was turned away from a party even though the host who hates her was out of the country.
At an after party, this A- list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring spurned the advances of this A list mogul (she never dates guys of any color other than lily white) but did pair off with this foreign born A- list full frontal friendly movie actor. She is a bit desperate at this point.
This former B+ list tweener turned bad actress/B+ list singer with A list name recognition was being hit on by several married executives at an after party last night. She spent some time in a quiet corner booth with the one who will probably give her career the best chance of moving up another few levels. It is not the behavior her bff expects from her.
This A list movie director also had a chance at Oscar gold last night for one of the other things he does had to jump out a second story window the other night fleeing from the bedroom of a married actress. He had several versions of the story he was sharing last night.
The marriage that should never have happened is showing huge cracks. This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show cheated on her husband with her ex last week. The husband should be used to it by now but bailed on the award show.
A huge fan girl moment last night when this foreign born Academy Award winner from last night met this A- list mostly television actress who starred on a long running hit network show before heading out to do her own show. No one could tell who was more excited to meet the other. They are going to be best friends forever.
After blowing her cover multiple times last week, this B+ list mostly movie actress who does moonlight in a special kind of television got her beard duties under control last night. She stayed close to the side of her project. Last week, the two guys she randomly made out with at a party really messed things up for her.
It all started last month. A kind of war brewing during the Golden Globes. Oh, there have been a few potshots at other awards throughout the season, but last month it really picked up steam. This foreign born A list director who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee started trash talking this former A list mostly movie actor. The actor starred in one of the director's recent movies but starred in a competitor this award season. Apparently the director started trash talking the actor and the rest of the cast and called the director of the current movie a hack or something to that effect. The director went on to trash this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and starred in a movie for the director. Her significant other was a part of the competition too and our director said he would never hire the significant other. This just went on and on. Our a-hole of a director did not limit himself to just trashing his biggest competition, he took shots at every crew member or actor who was competing against his film for awards.
Things got so bad that our a-hole director almost came to blows during the Academy Awards with a nominated crew member at the Golden Globes. At an event earlier this month, the pair had to be separated again. Last night, the tensions were super high. Some idiot sat the cast and crew of the three movies close to each other and during every commercial break they would start in on each other. If there had been more booze last night, there would have been fights. Our a-hole director was throwing the bird and shade at everyone who won not involved in his project. Backstage, the director got shoved by a crew member from the biggest winner of the night.
January 11, 2016
Golden Globes
The most interesting actress of the night award belonged to this long time B/B- list actress who has a career that has spanned three decades and was a nominee/winner last night. Apparently, throughout the night, when someone wandered in the field of vision of our actress or was mentioned, our actress would have a personal anecdote to share. Primarily it was about actors. “Oh, I slept with him on the set of whatever movie.” “He was great cover when my husband started sleeping with that w**re of an actress and pretended he was dating her so my husband would not get caught.” “When we had a love scene he smelled of sardines.” “Everyone gets hard when they have a sex scene with me, except for him. Makes you wonder doesn’t it?” The problem AP had in keeping track was our actress was faced in a different direction and there would often be multiple people in her vision so AP didn’t always know who she was referring to. She literally had a comment about everyone it seemed.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
January 7, 2016
This very young openly gay foreign born A- list singer was A list for a brief time but needs some new music to keep from falling down the list. He paid for two men in their 50’s to go home with him the other night. Our singer has never been with anyone his own age.
Sam Smith
January 7, 2016
Speaking of showmances, this former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee sticks to television now. Apparently she found the new love of her life, but it is hiding the fact she is dating someone who is married. The last thing she needs right now is the world to think she is a homewrecker so she gave a entertainer who needed a break, a break and won’t deny she is dating him. He gets his moment in the sun and she gets some cover until her current boyfriend can get divorced.
Halle Berry/Chris Webby
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee was rude to everyone the entire night. Her driver complained. Her assigned publicity people complained. She blew off countless networks and reporters. For someone nominated, you would think she would have been a bit more participatory and kind.
One of the biggest a-holes of the night award goes to this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He badgered a female seat filler the entire night. He would move from one seat to the next to get closer to her and just tossed out one sexual remark after another. He thinks of it is as flirting. It was awful.
This starting to age A list mostly movie actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee who is one of the few to be nominated twice in a year. She was so wasted on prescription pills and every time she took one during the night, and it was at least three, she would whisper,"my back." She wasn't whispering it to anyone, just kind of herself.
The actress from #6 was involved in an incident prior to the start of the show. Apparently she had been flirting with Michael Strahan, or at least he thought she had been so he made his move . She blasted on him and said it had all been for the cameras and the guy looked humiliated.
Nicorette Part Two
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee ran out of Nicorette fairly early on in the ceremony. Her actor significant other had a stash in his pockets which was also gone through. Our actress then started asking those around her for some. She was very quiet while chewing but went through a ton of the stuff.
Nicorette Part One
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee with A+ list name recognition was put in her place last night about halfway through the show. Smacking louder on her Nicorette than an SNL impression of Britney Spears, the actress was told to, "shut the f**k up," and that she was driving everyone crazy.
This foreign born B+ list now mostly television actress on a hit new network show had been hooking up with this married A- list celebrity for the past few months. She probably found out he cheated on her with women other than his wife because she was stone cold to him off camera. Icy cold. His game playing is going to explode.
At least during the show, the couple that had the biggest spark together was this foreign born almost A+ list mostly movie actor and this still technically married B+ list mostly movie actress. The spark was intense. I just don't know how many more women he can juggle and if that is a road she wants to go down.
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show pretended to be all noble about appearing, but like a few others was paid between 50-100K to appear and some even had talking points prepared for them.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is only that high because of the monster movie she was in, clutched a vial of coke in her hand as her bag was screened at the security checkpoint. She doesn't have an assistant because that is usually their job.
At a pre-Oscar party, this married A list producer made it very clear that this B list singer/ingenue was his latest conquest. Apparently she wants a career in movies and he is going to make it happen. His wife must be so proud.
April 11, 2015
This awful celebrity parent to celebrity offspring is cheating on his significant other. I’m pretty sure when she finds out, there will be multiple arrests made and possibly even a murder. They are that combustible together.
Michael Lohan/Kate Major
April 8, 2015
This former B list mostly movie actor is probably as famous as he is because of who he was once married to. Our actor does not act very much any longer but makes a ton of money pimping out bottle servers and strippers to men looking for a good time.
David Arquette
April 8, 2015
This former A list celebrity/musician turned B list rocker in a band that is ending its run is back on drugs in a huge way. Partying this week while out of the country, his friends are blaming his girlfriend for the bad shape he is in right now. I doubt she forced him.
Tommy Lee
September 8, 2015
This former A+ list singer in a group and solo who is a permanent A lister has been battling ill health for a long time. He is feeling better but has been spending several hours every other day at a hospital where he received treatment to bring some laughs and companionship to the patients there. He wanted to give back and this is the way he is doing it.
George Michael
Usually it is the other way around, but this celebrity chef is being cheated on by her significant other who is also a celebrity but in an entirely different field.
This A list rapper is cheating on her boyfriend with a guy who actually seems to have a better future. The boyfriend is threatening to kill the A list rapper.
This former A- list rapper who moved into movies and television as a B- list actor moved from one abusive relationship to another. His ex has spoken out about how she was controlled and verbally abused. Now, his current girlfriend has been forced to give up her friends and had to delete everything from her phone except for our B- list actor.
This former almost A+ list singer is burning through all her money and loans/gifts from others and spending it on insanely expensive vacations and a new car.
September 10, 2015
This foreign born permanent A list model is married but it was not her husband she had sex with in a limo the other night before passing out from too much booze and drugs. Apparently the guy she hooked up with went home, but the limo driver stayed with her until she woke up the next morning.
Kate Moss
September 11, 2015
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit show that ended long ago has been living off that show for over a decade. She also stays in the news with her constant brushes with drugs. She is promoting a movie no one will see and on the red carpet no less was trying to coax some coke from a producer she has sex with regularly just for drugs and parts.
Mischa Barton
September 11, 2015
The drugs have started to affect the acting of this A- list mostly movie actor. There is only so much CGI they can use in the movie. They do need some acting and have decided to cut some of his scenes and add more of this A+ list mostly movie actor into the movie.
Henry Cavill/Ben Affleck
September 14, 2015
Fashion Week
This former A+ list singer turned A- list turned part-time actress was wasted out of her mind on some kind of opiate. No one thinks it was actually heroin but she could barely stand without being held up and dozed off a few times at some strange moments in time. Also, she really needs to talk to her plastic surgeon about the work he has been doing.
Lady GaGa
