September 14, 2015
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actor is married. I mean he says it and his A list actress wife say it, but neither of them act like it and at fashion week he treated it like a candy store with the amount of models he hooked up with.
Olivier Martinez/Halle Berry (apparently missed this the first time through looking for their dirt when they publicly split a short time after this)
September 16, 2015
I don’t know if it is blind devotion or love or what, but this current A list singer who could fall just as quickly as he rose if he doesn’t have a string of hits made his model/celebrity offspring girlfriend show everyone around a VIP table at a fashion week after party her bare breasts. According to one of the people who were there he basically shamed her into doing it and she looked extremely embarrassed.
The Weeknd/Bella Hadid
September 16, 2015
This B+ list mostly movie actress is adamant about expressing who she is not dating because she doesn’t want her pushing grandfather age boyfriend to be upset.
Elizabeth Olsen (guess the age thing runs in the family)
September 17, 2015
This model has a big name but she makes most of her money yachting. She spent 15 minutes trying to convince this mid-teens actress to join her on an upcoming trip. The actress kept reminding her she was just in her mid-teens but the model kept saying it didn’t matter. The actress looked horrified.
Shanina Shaik/Kiernan Shipka
This former A+ list reality star who everyone hates has been trying to get pregnant for a year. Apparently it is not possible for her to become pregnant because of some issues in her past.
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress is trying to show she supports Kesha by breaking off her association with that pig of a photographer, but they are going to do a shoot next month so by then I guess she will forgive him for being a pig?
The only time she wasn't nose deep in some coke last night was when this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was actually speaking at the event.
She has barely started cleaning up the mess that is her latest marriage, but this foreign born former A list singer (only in her country) turned reality judge is already spinning that she is with another guy. This time, a now former boy bander. This is all more fake than the smile Lindsay Lohan gives a guy with a black card.
September 20, 2015
This B list mostly television actor from a fairly hit show who also moonlights in movies and a daily show actually took a phone call from his actress girlfriend while having sex with another woman. Well, undressed anyway and about to.
Fred Armisen
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
This married, foreign born actress who is an Emmy nominee/winner for her pay cable show hooked up with another man despite the relatively short amount of time she has been married. He was a no show to the event.
Morena Baccarin/Ben McKenzie (then we found out a few days later they were together and the husband was dunzo)
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
From JV -” If I did the amount of drugs I saw this former A list rock star turned parody of himself/part-time actor do just in the past 15 minutes, I would be dead. He seems to always be planning his next exit or a trip to the restroom or the patio. He is not a happy drug user either. The guy is on the edge of violence right now.”
Marilyn Manson
September 22, 2015
She does not seem the type but this foreign born married A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner got drunk at a hotel bar while out promoting her new movie and hooked up with the reporter interviewing her in the bar.
Penelope Cruz
What now retired NASCAR driver makes his wife wear flowing dresses so it is harder to see her do the deep knee bends when they stand next to each other on a red carpet.
This foreign born A list reality star host from that long running cable competition show lost her s**t when a guy accidentally stumbled at a party and touched the arm of the actress. I mean she went off on the guy. Finger pointing and jabbing, all because the guy tripped on some loose carpeting.
This foreign born B list fashion model is involved with this A- list fashion model who got dumped by the A+ list singer.
This B list mostly television actress from that franchise who is probably going to be the death knell to this network show is now telling interviewers a completely different version of her childhood than she shared a decade ago when first being interviewed about it.
September 23, 2015
This celebrity billionaire spent 45 minutes with an escort while his A list girlfriend got ready for a date with the billionaire. Hey, the A lister is probably all for it.
Mariah Carey
I'm pretty sure everyone has come to the conclusion this surrogate was murdered. It didn't have to be that way. Probably some differences in communication. Another issue were there were several levels of communication so it was like playing a really bad game of telephone. The biggest issue was probably that the people doing the killing were starstruck. Even though they never met or even spoke to the people at the top of the ladder, they knew who they were working for and wanted to be hired again.
It all started a few years ago. This A+ list couple wanted a baby, but the mom to be didn't want to sacrifice her body or take any chances she would not get her body back to pre-pregnancy levels. That being said, they did try and have a baby a few times. Mom miscarried and also was just not that enthusiastic about carrying a baby.
They talked to some surrogates and services in the US. After about a year, they finally found someone they thought would be suitable, but she miscarried after a couple of months. After the miscarriage, our A+ listers had to shell out six figures because the surrogate was going to spill to the tabloids.
Giving up on the US, our A+ listers went abroad. They heard about a surrogate factory. Sounds about as horrible it was. There were different levels of surrogates at this factory. The surrogates who were the lowest paid or just breast milk providers lived in certain conditions. Our A+ listers were put in touch with surrogates in the same company who were the best of the best. They only carried babies once every three years, had an impeccable background and were the choice of royalty and the rich. Discretion was not even an issue or so our A+ list couple thought. They were never shown the more awful parts of the "home." Their meetings were at a hotel in the country and then again at a hotel in London. Everything was agreed to and everything went according to plan. A baby was born and mom and dad were thrilled.
They then remembered what had occurred with the woman to whom they previously paid six figures. What would stop this professional surrogate from selling her story? Although our A listers had paid her well, how much of the fee she received was unknown. It is suspected her employer received most of it. A tabloid story could make the surrogate wealthy. So, our A+ listers sent word to make sure that the surrogate would not say anything and that everything was hush hush. At some point, this communication turned into the surrogate has to die. The secret needs to be kept. It took awhile, but word filtered back to our A+ listers of the fate of the surrogate. Probably why they have never had another child.
September 24, 2015
This comic actress turned host recently split with her significant other but has been hooking up with them in a classic ex sex move. The actress said they wanted to get back together, but has also been having sex with several other people and flaunting it all over social media.
Rosie O'Donnell
September 24, 2015
This foreign born always in trouble with the law reality star turned celebrity turned reality judge turned part-time mistress to Simon Cowell has supplanted Lindsay Lohan as the new mistress to this married man with children.
Tulisa
September 24, 2015
This permanent A list singer/part-time actress was yelling at her daughter out in front of their NYC hotel. Apparently our A lister decided what the adult daughter was going to wear was inappropriate and yelled at her to go change. Yeah, all this happened in front of the singer’s fans.
Bette Midler
This A list dual threat actor who also produces and directs and just seems to do everything pays a whole lot of money each month to his "girlfriend/baby mama" to keep his secrets safe.
A strange week for this longtime pair of friends/lovers. They have both gone full out for PR to make them look straight. First there was the photo of the lesser known female celebrity with a guy who is definitely not her boyfriend and then comes a story planted about how the A+ list one in the couple has men fighting for her.
September 27, 2015
What A/B-list actress and singer who has appeared in more than one medium agreed to sing at event sponsored by that slimy cult, even though she’s a devout Christian and abhors their beliefs? Her reason for accepting this odd gig was that she was getting a big fat paycheck. It just seemed like a desperate move for some extra cash.
Kristin Chenoweth/Human Rights Hero Awards
This B- list Victoria's Secret model hooked up with this D list model who is a celebrity offspring. One of the pair still has sex with that former tweener for money while the other model limited herself to one really bad night of almost sex with the guy.
This foreign born B list mostly television actress doesn't really seem foreign born. She also is only B list when her pay cable show is currently airing. Did I mention she is married? Did I mention she has sex with this A+ list rapper once or twice a month.
Would you marry a woman your son had sex with first? That is what this D list celebrity is doing. Oh, you know what. Bryan Ferry did the same thing so maybe it is not that crazy in the musical world.
This B- list celebrity of an A++ list celebrity cut her hair not only to make a statement but to also try and pass a drug test.
This could be the worst idea ever, or work out really well. Apparently the talk being bandied about for this weekend is that the Best Picture Academy Award is going to be presented by a trio of legendary women who have each won an Oscar. I think it is a long shot. I'm not sure you could even sober up one of them long enough for her to be a part.
This B list singer who is a celebrity offspring was a sweaty coke head mess the other night at an awards show. He is going to destroy that girlfriend of his.
If there is an award for the celebrity offspring who collectively do more drugs than any other celebrity offspring, these two sisters would be world champions. No jobs. Just shopping and doing drugs 24/7 with their parents' money.
This married foreign born B+ list mostly television actor who is an Academy/Emmy Award winner/nominee on a hit pay cable show is sleeping with his co-star/celebrity offspring.
Some very high priced escorts in NYC were shown the door a couple of weeks ago because they would not have unprotected sex with this HIV+ actor.
This foreign born A list long time Victoria's Secret model went off on a coat check person the other day because the coat check person brought the coat out to the model on a hanger. I know, I know. Apparently the coat check person was supposed to carry the fur coat with two hands and never transport it on a hanger. The berating went on a good five minutes.
January 5, 2016
It’s funny because this B list singer (she still sings right?) told her A+ list athlete boyfriend she is broke. Apparently she neglected to tell him just how much child support she gets each month. So, the A+lister has been supporting her even though she doesn’t need it at all.
Ciara/Russell Wilson
This actor is probably permanently A+ list. He is not that great of an actor but somehow is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee.He is getting up there in age. Hitting a big birthday this year. Back in the day he was cruising for teens. He always went looking for them. The younger the better, He especially loved going to states that have really young age of consent laws. Back when he was in his 40's, he found a state that had an age of consent of 16. He would go to a mall or arcade and make a big entrance. People recognized him and swarmed him. He would find one or two of the female teens and take them to his hotel. They had to be 16 or 17. No one older. Anyway, one time he found a 16 year old and played his star card and she was soon joining him back at his hotel. At his hotel he brought out a surprise. She was going to have to have sex with the actor and his bodyguard. The bodyguard was a regular in these things. He was there to act as a witness and to make sure nothing happened to the actor. When it was over our actor threatened to kill the teen if she ever told anyone. Well, she did tell someone and went to the police. The police pressured her to say the encounter was consensual because they didn't want to have any trouble with the actor. The police never even bothered to talk to the actor or the bodyguard. They just pressured the teen until she dropped the whole thing. She has lived with the emotional scars her entire life and is finally going to come out talking about it and what the actor and the bodyguard did to her.
January 5, 2016
This A+ list singer wants an Oscar. An acting one. She thinks she is that good. She is buying options on countless screenplays that have a role for her which her people think could garner an Oscar nomination. Everyone is trying to convince her she would have a better chance at a supporting Oscar, but she says she doesn’t backup anyone. It is lead or nothing.
Beyonce
January 5, 2016
This B list actress likes to pretend this break baby doesn’t exist, but her athlete husband is still hooking up with the mother of the baby.
Gabrielle Union/Dwayne Wade
April 4, 2015
Going back to that A list foreign born movie/television actor and his television female co-star. A reason she is really ticked off at the actor is two days before the actor thrust his now wife on the world, the two co-stars had sex and she thought they were a couple.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Louise Brealey
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is a very very recent Academy Award winner/nominee. Very recent. She is telling people she hooked up with this married A+ list mostly movie actor on their latest project.
I have never seen this married foreign born permanent B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner so happy. I think the new man in her life is making her feel really good about herself. Her marriage is nothing but a word at this point anyway because of her husband so good for her.
May 29, 2015
I don’t know if the relationship is being faked for the sake of a paycheck which he desperately needs or he is just a cheater, but this former A list reality star who watched all of his money evaporate has been with a couple of different women this week. His girlfriend is in town with him doing press for a show they are doing, so again, not sure if it is fake or he is a cheater.
The Situation/Lauren Pesce/Marriage Boot Camp
This B+ list rapper gets along great with this A+ list reality star because she likes guys and so does he. Their threesomes are becoming legendary.
This B+ list mostly television actress was losing her long running cable gig so threatened the producers she would not show up for filming the final few episodes if they did not cast her in another show they produce. They cast her. Apparently she was not being as pain in the butty as it sounds. She was forced to do the casting couch to get the long running gig and felt the producers owed her.
This former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer with A+ list name recognition is being accused by a woman of standing by and doing nothing while she was sexually assaulted by one of the singer's bodyguards. She says the singer watched the whole thing.
This A+ list singer/diva has done some very strange things in the past. This one might top them all. Apparently our singer gets daily enemas to avoid having to actually use the bathroom. Oh, and might be the only person who also sips champagne while getting them.
This former child actress from way back in the day turned nobody turned now multiple reality star was sipping from a flask before a recent interview. She is never going to get sober.
Apparently one of the reasons this former A+ list rapper is acting so awful is that he has been mixing a bunch of medications because he thinks he is a doctor. He is juggling a combination of five or six types of medicine that he got a doctor to prescribe.
For someone who always talks smack about people using drugs, this A+ list reality star sure does take a lot of them. Publicly too. She just makes sure there is no one with a cell phone. When she does coke it is like an 80's movie. She destroys those lines. This is not just a little bump here or there.
This one makes me sad. This B list celebrity is cheating on his A- list singer significant other. Everyone loves this couple.
Why yes, that was this multiple Academy Award/Golden Globe/Emmy nominated/winner doing her best Michelle Pfeiffer from Fabulous Baker Boys impression on a bar piano the other night. Our former A+ list mostly movie actress was hammered and off key and had to be helped down from the piano after nearly falling off several times.
This former child actress from an acting family doesn't need to act any longer because she is rich from her side project barely leaves her home any longer. She is basically comatose 24/7 from the amount of drugs and booze she ingests. Despite not acting in forever, she still has A+ list name recognition.
May 26, 2015
This tweener actress turned successful singer made three times what she made singing the other night when she slept with this pre-arranged date after one of her shows outside the US.
Ariana Grande
I get the sense that most politicians, male and female cheat on their significant others. They generally don't get caught unless their cheating involves hookers or future porn stars. If you are with someone who is selling themselves, chances are good they will sell information too. If you keep your cheating confined to staffers or lobbyists you don't usually get busted. Unless they do something stupid. This up and coming Presidential candidate did just that. He used a credit card from his political party to pay for trips for his mistress. For some reason he didn't think the names of the people on the airline tickets would ever be publicized. He was under the impression that only the actual charge for the ticket would ever be seen. So, when the news breaks about why the married politician was buying plane tickets for his mistress and shacking up with her in hotels he also charged to the political party, he is going to have a lot of explaining to do. Or maybe he won't. At this point, I think we would all be more surprised to find a politician who was not cheating. Still though, it is tough to do the whole family values thing when you are cheating. Oh, and did I mention that his mistress is a lobbyist and that he gave her organization very special treatment.
May 26, 2015
This very good looking B+/A- list mostly movie actor is set to be a superhero. He is also married but it didn’t stop him from hooking up with as many women as he could this past weekend while he was out of town.
Jason Momoa
May 23, 2015
This supposedly sober former A list singer has been pretty good about staying inside when using and drinking but not this week. She could barely stand a couple of days ago when she was outside during the day and confronted by paps.
Kesha
May 18, 2015
Cannes
There is something very interesting going on behind the scenes in Cannes. It seems that this A+list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is on the outs with this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. From “lifelong friends” things have quickly changed. It seems that our actress has finally ticked off her bff director to the point where he is willing to let her go. Our actor, who had some favors he needed to fulfill has offered the director a recent co-star who is also a talented actress. The actress though will not agree to have sex and be the “muse” of the director. No problem. Our actor has offered up his girlfriend to be that person. She is more than willing and as a bonus is going to get a lot of acting credits she would never have received otherwise. Smaller roles, but in important movies. Everyone is happy except the A+list actress who has no idea she has been replaced. With that will also probably be any future chances at Academy Award wins/nominations because no one can really stand to work with her in those kind of roles except the director.
Bradley Cooper/Jennifer Lawrence/David O Russell/Sienna Miller/Irina Shayk
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist is leaking stories to the media about money issues with her actor boyfriend. So, if they split, there is a built in excuse rather than the fact he is hooking up with every woman he sees.
The actress who beards professionally had some work done and now she is having trouble getting acting work because no one likes her new look.
May 18, 2015
Billboard Music Awards
This Vine/recording star who is very attractive but who no one has probably heard of, wants to get more famous more quickly. She was all over this most famous member of this former A list musical group. He is an A-/B+ list celebrity even solo and has done reality and has a girlfriend and a couple of babies with different mothers.
Lia Marie Johnson/Pete Wentz
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who now has a franchise tried to hookup with this commercial actress turned reality star turned you better have some money if you want t date me. Our actor never pays so he got turned down by the actress.
The boyfriend of this still A+ list mostly movie actress who does not work as much now told his friend that he has only had sex with the A+ lister a handful of times despite dating for over a year and even living together. Does he not know she is into women?
This former A+ list rapper who has A+ list name recognition is not allowed to be alone with his children because of fears he will injure or kill them.
This talk show host is convinced her former tweener co-star is selling stories about her to the tabloids based on texts and photos he stole from the talk show host.
This former Housewife is ticking everyone off on her new show. She thinks she should get the majority of camera time and the crew hates her because of the constant demands. She recently hired an assistant who spends her entire day asking for things from the crew for the former Housewife.
One acting brother deals with his addictions by sleeping with hundreds of women each year. The other acting brother deals with his demons by doing enough drugs to make any of your heads spin. He just doesn't usually show up publicly wasted like he did the other day.
This married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has A+ list name recognition. She had to quit a hit network show because she is too sick to work that much. Smaller roles in movies is all she can handle right now.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is doing her best to get fired from her franchise. The actress has been boozing nonstop for most of filming and now has a minder with her to keep her from drinking until she finishes shooting for the day. With the exchange rate now, booze is almost affordable there now. Almost.
This Emmy/Academy Award/Golden Globe nominee/winner who has been doing television as of late had her wig sitting on the same table she was doing lines of coke from at a party last week.
Apparently this male escort had no idea who he hooked up with until this week when he saw a picture of his client in a magazine. The escort said that over Super Bowl weekend that twice he was paid for sex by this closeted former NFL athlete with A list name recognition.
May 18, 2015
Billboard Music Awards
The strangest hookup of the night by far featured Wiz Khalifa and this A list celebrity at least for a year. After that it is up to her to stay famous on her own.
Miss America Kira Kazantsev
This B+ list mostly movie actor who also does some singing has a lifetime ban from a certain airline. Our actor has actually only taken four flights on this particular airline, but three of the four were disasters. Our actor likes to drink when he flies, and obviously overdoes it. One of the incidents he started harassing a flight attendant, but the major incident that resulted in the ban was him harassing fellow passengers. He was sitting next to a woman, he had been heavily drinking, and for no reason he started berating her calling her (this a direct quote from the incident report) "A disgusting, fat pig" and "b**ch". He didn't just say this quietly, he screamed it, which caused other passengers to tell him to stop. He started attacking the other passengers, verbally assaulting them as well, and physically grabbing one. But it was the original woman who got the most of the heat. Just slur after slur about her weight, and screaming that he "hates fat people". Long story short, one of the pilots had to get involved, and radioed ahead to security. When the plane arrived at the gate the airport security and police were waiting for him when he arrived and he was detained, but not arrested. That's as far as the report goes, as after the plane lands the airport police take it from there and have to file their own incident report, which is not included in the system. But he was threatening violence, and just completely out of control. The other prior incidents were VERY similar, though not as bad as the final one, which is what got him permanently banned from the airline. The two other flights were very short flights, so it's pretty amazing he even had time to get out of control on them.
May 18, 2015
Billboard Music Awards
One of the few Academy Award winners/nominees who was at the event also was the most wasted and is leaving her friendship dangling precariously with the A+ list singer who seemingly makes all the rules while not dancing. Our actress was barred from being with the singer because of the condition our actress was in.
Hailee Steinfeld/Taylor Swift
May 17, 2015
Cannes
A studio executive nearly got into a fistfight with this A+ list mostly movie director. Apparently the fight centered around the premise that the director should have focused more on his movie and less on trying to sleep with the A+ list mostly movie actor who was starring in it.
Gus Van Sant/Matthew McConaughey
May 15, 2015
Cannes
This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She has not seen her actor husband in months. So, I guess I don’t blame her for hooking up with this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably A-/B+ at this point but still good looking.
Rachel Weisz/Daniel Craig/Colin Farrell
At least publicly, these two appear to still be engaged, but it baffles me why this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from an acting family was locking lips with a random woman if he is together with this B list do everything actress who is very lovable.
Apparently this former A list reality star/drug addict turned celebrity turned reality star turned possible side gig that really doesn't make money person thinks she is a Queen. When she is introduced to someone at a party, our celebrity likes to present her hand in such a way that you feel like you are supposed to kiss it. It worked for Elizabeth Taylor, but it doesn't work for this celebrity and really shows how much better she thinks she is than you.
May 13, 2015
Cannes
A few years before this actress would become an A+ list mostly television actress on a big network hit she spent an evening with a billionaire she was introduced to by this former A list celebrity with the unique look who makes the vast majority of her income performing the same type of entertainment. That one night ended up getting the actress her biggest break/career maker.
Kerry Washington/Dita Von Teese
It didn't take very long for these two to latch on to each other. You know the A- list mostly movie actress who likes to pretend she is dating the former tweener? Yeah, well after a couple lines of coke the other night she hooked up with the newly single serial cheater B list mostly television actor who just got out of a long term relationship. The two deserve each other.
It was not like they were friends anyway, but when this A- list mostly movie actress had sex with this married A-/B+ list actor/writer who has a movie and a pay cable show the wife of the actor threatened to hurt the actress when they saw each other again.
A few days after she returned to work, this A-/B+ list mostly television actress on a long running still hit show received some flowers and a gift. Not just any flowers or any gift, it was $1000 bouquet and a very expensive piece of jewelry. It was from this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. Our television actress put the flowers through a paper shredder and gave the jewelry to her assistant and claimed she bought it just for the assistant.
This former tweener actress/singer who was one shortly before the term was really used has a new show that is a middling cable hit. She refuses to do any press for it though until she gets a raise and a bigger role on the show. Or a spinoff featuring herself. This is why no one likes her.
This A+ list singer has apparently found her next female lover. She is probably hoping this one can be more discreet about showing affection. Does the boyfriend ever get to escape or does there need to be an album worth of material first?
This A list celebrity/network reality star/really rich guy has a child that was conceived when he had sex with a minor.
This former A+ list celebrity who got her start on that syndicated show back in the day still has A+ list name recognition. She was a drunken mess while out of the country at a big event where she was hired as an escort.
Every so often this B list celebrity with an A+++++ list friend likes to make the world think she dates guys. Nothing better than a guy who has enough money to say f**k it and go along for laughs.
This former A+ list celebrity who everyone hated turned A list reality star everyone hated turned please just look at me has spent much of the past week out of the country getting paid six figures to be with this married businessman. She makes it seem like a vacation and that she is alone.
I am going to go ahead and give this foreign born singer, permanent A list status. You could argue he isn't because he has not released anything in forever or performed in forever either. All of that non work while maintaining his spending habits has left him broke. So, he wants to perform. Doctors said if he pushes too hard he will end up killing himself. I think he wants the money so will go on tour.
May 13, 2015
A few years ago this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Golden Globe nominee/winner was about to get married. She ended up getting married, but not before she spent two nights with this A+ list mostly movie actor who had not quite reached the A+ list peak he is at now. He still has not married, but does have kid(s).
Emily Blunt/Ryan Gosling
There were a lot of fans who really liked a certain couple together. She is a B+ list actress who is a multiple Golden Globe/Emmy nominee/winner. Almost A list name recognition. He is an A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. Their romance kind of came out of nowhere and while the public approved, there were people behind the scenes who didn't.
Our actor has a long history with Scientology. He is not vocal about it, but the vast majority of his friends are in Scientology. Our actor dating this particular actress was going to be a problem. A big problem. Not that they wouldn't want to land her as one of their own, but that was not going to happen. Even if it could have happened, I'm not sure they would have taken her. At first, there were tentative feelers put out. She wanted nothing to do with any of them. Nothing. So, our actor broke everything off with all of his Scientology friends and focused on his actress girlfriend. Things got serious in a hurry. Engagement.
The thing is though, his family and friends wanted him back in the fold. What to do? They had not expected this engagement thing. They thought it would be a fling and he would move on and come back to where he was supposed to be. So, when they knew our actress would be out of town for several weeks, his old friends threw him a party. A big party. They also made sure to include about 20 really good looking women who were there to throw themselves at the actor. It worked. He took the bait. He hooked up with one of the women and she stayed with him 24/7. His "friends" made sure they posted photos of the happy couple to their social media. The next thing you know, our actress and actor have split. She throws his ring away. She is devastated.
A couple of weeks go by and our actor calls the actress and wants to get back together. They have dinner. One thing leads to another and they get back together. She insists he get rid of all the "friends" and they are gone. Banished from his life. For a few months everything is fine. Then, our actor suddenly called it off with the actress. He couldn't handle the pressure from his "friends." The nonstop calls and texting. And when he finally relented, they did not let him go. Someone was with him 24/7. They whisked him away for parties and fun and kept him occupied. When he started filming a movie, someone stayed with him the whole time to just be there in case he bailed. They did this for six months until they were sure everything between our actor and actress was really over.
May 12, 2015
This was kind of a shocker, but apparently she has shown up enough in pap photos for there to be interest. C+ list celebrity offspring of a lesser known acting brother. Interesting note is that our C+ lister has an older female family member who used to make a nice living on the yachts back in the day.
Hailey Baldwin (two weeks after this blind, she was on a yacht in the Med.)
May 11, 2015
At a party last week this C list celebrity was showing anyone and everyone naked selfies his A list mostly television actress from a hit network show ex had taken for him during their relationship. He also had about 20 other women who had also sent him naked selfies but he flipped through those quickly.
Nick Loeb/Sofia Vergara
May 11, 2015
This former A list tweener from multiple tweener shows has not had much luck since getting booted from her tweener network. She tried to change that last week when she went home with the more than twice her age married executive after they met at an event. He can definitely greenlight a project or two for her.
Jennette McCurdy
This French actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a string of early teen girls he sleeps with with no repercussions because of a deal he made with someone. A very bad someone.
It is a nonstop PR battle to see who can be the beard to this former A list tweener turned A- list singer. In one corner you have the former A list mostly movie actress and in the other you have the much younger, foreign born A- list mostly movie actress. They each have a PR team that swears their client is dating the closeted former tweener.
May 8, 2015
Strangest story I have heard in months. This rapper/poet/actor who always seems to be changing his name also started a new religion. He is married, but apparently to become a member of his flock you have to sleep with him first so he can rid you of your demons. Yeah, I liked him better when he was making movies.
Mos Def
Apparently one epic divorce was not enough for a member of this A-/B+ list rock band. Even though he is married again, he is cheating on his current wife with that former A list singer who had quite the run a little more than a decade ago. He is "producing" her new record.
You would think everyone would get along and come together in this situation, but no. This A+ list singer is being slammed by this former B+ list tweener turned B+ list singer for not publicly doing enough. Yeah, like the B+ lister has ever been public with all of her skeletons. There are a whole lot of skeletons in that closet she pretends to share.
After my recent blind about the closeted Glee actor and his careless beard girlfriend, the narrative has started to change. Now, the "girlfriend" is being public with her real boyfriend, BUT as matchmaker for him and his "girlfriend," who just happens to be the best friend of the matchmaker. Now they can all double date. This is so exhausting. Just come out already.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is being investigated by Child Protective Services.
A complete whitewashing of her past is what this controversial former Nickelodeon star is trying. After her crashed and burned in a very public way and she was forced to do almost television on a show no one really watches, the actress is trying to erase her past. Gone from social media is the trashing of her parents. Gone are any references to the guy in his 30's who was having sex with her when she was a minor. She called him her boyfriend. His wife would probably disagree. Gone is any of the drama that saw her career crash. Now it is just unicorns and rainbows and she also refuses to discuss her past in any interviews. It is probably why she does not get asked for many.
This former A+ list Disney actor turned A-/B+ list movie actor is doing his best to stop a tell all book being written about him by the man in his life who knows every last secret.
May 8, 2015
At a party last night, this former B list mostly television actor from a hit network show that he got booted off before it ended its run has had trouble getting work. He was doing coke last night with what my soy said was a blonde Disney star. The spy didn’t know the show but says the actress could not have been more than 15 or 16 despite being dressed to look 30.
Mark Salling (makes a lot of sense now when you look at his arrest)
June 2, 2015
This B- list mostly television actor who is only this high because of his family name and because he finally landed a regular tv gig is married to a celebrity who was A list back in the day. Apparently the marriage is over because he was pretty public with another woman last night at an event where spouses would normally be expected.
William Baldwin/Chynna Phillips
June 9, 2015
This B list mostly television actress who just had her show canceled even though it has been ages since any new episodes had aired is fighting a battle with a man who says he is the father of her baby and not the actor everyone assumed was the father.
Rachel Bilson
June 11, 2015
Not that she really didn’t do it on screen already, kind of, but there is a four minute scene of this celebrity offspring turned B+ list mostly movie actress performing oral sex on her then boyfriend. From the angle it looks as if he was recording it.
Dakota Johnson
This A+ list singer is making plans to be spotted everywhere with the reluctant guy she calls her boyfriend. Her PR team wants to cut through the international story that basically outed her.
This foreign born permanent A list model/sometime actress/sometime reality star was severely beaten by one of the men who pays her for sex. It is not the first time he has done so but she will keep seeing him because the money he pays is worth the pain.
It is not only A Teen Mom that is hospital prone. This former really bad actress turned celebrity with A list name recognition has her own drug issues which cause her to be frequently hospitalized.
This still underage celebrity offspring is starting to make a name for herself. The problem she faces is twofold. her drug use and her anorexia. Mom has always struggled with anorexia and dad with drugs so its going to be tough. People are genuinely worried for her health.
June 28, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress who got her start on a hit network show before fading and then working her way to A- list recently had a baby. While getting all kinds of work done to get her body back she figured it would be a good chance to work on her face too. Not a good move. She has totally lost the look that made her famous.
Mila Kunis
November 30, 2015
This former tweener actress has been combining her prescribed medications with crack. Our actress, who has not done much since her ensemble hit show went off the air a couple of decades ago is sleeping with multiple men to pay for her crack addiction. Her family will only help with her prescribed meds.
Lark Voorhies
November 28, 2015
It only took a couple of days apart from each other to see this A list singer/part-time reality star cheating on his singer girlfriend. He told a woman that the relationship was all for show while he was hitting on her this week.
Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani
November 23, 2015
Another night, another drunken mess for this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is now A- and dropping. Her name is all that is saving her right now. Maybe she is drinking to deal with her marriage. Who knows, but she is a mess.
Cameron Diaz
