September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
This permanent A list model was talking smack about the guy who should be the next James Bond. Apparently when they had a brief hookup he failed to mention that his significant other could pop in at any time and apparently did. She also said the significant other is pregnant.
Naomi Campbell/Idris Elba
September 19, 2015
While this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been traveling the world promoting her new movie, her A-/B+ list mostly movie actor husband who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been hooking up with two different women.
Penelope Cruz/Javier Bardem
September 18, 2015
Everyone thought at the show it was a little tent area for this former tweener actress turned singer who had a pretty great week to change costumes or fix a costume if necessary. Nope. It was a place she would run into for a quick bump of coke if she needed it. She always needs it for any show before noon.
Ariana Grande
September 17, 2015
This former A list singer who had a lengthy rehab stay got such huge lip fillers that she could not even talk, let alone record anything at the recording studio her label rented at a very high expense last week.
Kesha
This Teen Mom 2 star is going through some really manic cycles. She is up for 48 hours straight on some of the pills she is taking followed by a huge crash of a day or more. Her addiction is worse than ever.
This B+ list mostly movie actress who has a franchise and is a great Tweeter blew off a recent premiere. This is totally unlike her. She is always where she is supposed to be at the appointed time. She didn't want to see her now ex-boyfriend who has been hassling her about her new boyfriend.
That solo thing is going well for now for this foreign born former A+ list boy bander. His model girlfriend should probably check herself for STD's considering the singer's love for bareback sex with the random women he meets.
This B list mostly movie actress married to the foreign born A (about to be A+ again) list mostly movie actor fired her hair stylist. Immediately after a charity event because the stylist forgot to move one of the hair clips from the hair of the actress. When the actress noticed she made her husband pose again with the offending clip removed.
September 15, 2015
This celebrity offspring of the less famous sibling in the family thinks of herself as a model but I’m not sure what kind of modeling she is doing with the horrible injections and fillers she has done to her lips and face. She thinks she looks great but looked so much better before.
Hailey Baldwin
September 15, 2015
At a fashion week show this past week, this one year wonder unless she also ends up as a beard for a former tweener was this celebrity. She kept spilling out of her dress and the jokes mixed with her title and her continued toplessness were priceless.
Miss USA, Olivia Jordan
September 15, 2015
This B list mostly television actor burned a lot of bridges in his last big movie job and he does the same in relationships and also now on his current network hit. He is ticked his role has been reduced and the actor says he is going to start spilling a lot of secrets about the cast and producers. Considering the amount of drugs he takes and all his enemies, he is lucky to even be working. He should be thanking them.
Terrence Howard
September 15, 2015
I making this a blind just to make it slightly more interesting. Much like the Orange ones it is pretty easy. Let us call this person Red. She is in bad shape. Former almost A- list mostly movie actress who is in a foreign country now. She has had problems with drugs and booze before but she is on a whole new level now. I don’t know if it is because her relationship with the married man crashed and burned and she is having to make her living by basically being with a new guy every night and sometimes multiple men at night but her choice of drugs has gone off the deep end and she is in real danger of overdosing and I don’t think it would necessarily be an accident.
Lindsay Lohan
This momager is not the one you think of when you think the work momager. Shh. No speaking the name. Anyway, this momager thinks she can do better than the pros and fired the person in charge of her offspring's career. Bad move. I think the mom just wanted and extra 15%.
Everyone thinks it was a publicity stunt, but this reality star/music guy really did have sex with this A+ list singer. She was going through one of her prescription drug phases.
Throughout her life, this permanent A+ list mostly movie actress had photos and portraits and clippings of this A list mostly movie actor scattered throughout her house. The closted gay actor was her very best friend. Until the day he died, she would never go out socially unless he would be present.
This A+ list mostly movie actress who definitely had some family issues also created one of the biggest stars ever. She was married and she fell in love with an actor who was also married. She was so in love with this actor that she shut down the film she was making and had them shoot the entire movie again with her new lover. He became A++ list. The actor who was replaced had been A list, but he disappeared forever.
September 14, 2015
This married foreign born B list singer has already made her husband accept that she is going to also be with her ex. In addition to that arrangement though is that she still hooks up with other men too, especially ones who are willing to share their drugs.
Lily Allen
Long before she hooked up with that A+ list movie actor or the celeb/actor who used to be A+ list back in the day, this celebrity turned reality star turned actress turned host turned celebrity turned host turned whatever had a much darker side to her. It all started when she was sleeping with a married businessman. The businessman paid her a substantial sum of money and she needed the money to support herself. Well, this pap caught her with the businessman in a very compromising position. The pap confronted our celeb/actress/host> he would keep the pics quiet but she was going to have to sleep with him whenever he wanted. He also wanted to be seen publicly with her. She did both things. After awhile he got bored and found some new woman to have sex with. Our celeb/actress/host was then told she needed to sleep with various other men. Meanwhile our pap would be there snapping photos and he would have new blackmail victims. Our celeb/actress/host did it multiple times until the pap said her debt was clear. The thing is though, a blackmailer never quite goes away. Over the next decade as she moved on with her life, the pap would unexpectedly show up and ask for a little favor. Most of the time it involved setting up some of her celebrity friends to be blackmailed. This continued until about three years ago when she finally managed to rid herself of him. For now.
September 13, 2015
The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a teen and is a celebrity offspring was at a premiere the other night and let it be known that she wants a reality show and feels like she has a lot to say and spewing all kinds of crap. She says her boyfriend is not really into the idea but that she can change his mind. Women who used to push him too hard got beaten, so I hope she is careful.
Kathryn Boyd/Josh Brolin
September 13, 2015
This foreign born former A- list singer in a group now makes her money reality judging in her country after an epic fail here. She also seems to get married frequently. Oh, and lose lots of weight. At a dinner a few weeks ago, she did the whole order a bunch of plates thing but try to stick to drinking wine. When she went to the bathroom she brushed her hair and literally a huge clump came with the brush and it was not an extension or anything like that.
Cheryl Fernandez Versini (Cole) (Tweedy)
September 12, 2015
He didn’t sleep with the A list producer for this role, but this offspring of a permanent A list actor did introduce the producer to a late teens male friend who got our offspring the role. Kind of like casting couch by proxy.
Patrick Schwarzenegger
This foreign born celebrity had her time in the sun. A true 15 minutes. Dated an A+ lister and got herself some network reality. Now though, nothing. She misses the limelight and is spending her husband's money on paps to take her photo all the time and send them back to her home country in hopes of getting a reality deal there. She wants them to pay her fee and for her to keep living in LA. So far there have been no takers.
You know that wedding this former almost A- list mostly movie actress attended last year? Yes, I am speaking of our actress turned escort. The wedding with all the drama? Yeah, that one. It turns out that our actress hooked up with the groom a couple of days before the wedding. Get this though. The groom has no shame about it an even sold the story to some tabloid in his home country describing the encounter.
September 11, 2015
Fashion Week
This OITNB actress was at nighttime party and hooked up with a guy. Apparently they couldn’t wait to get a room or even a limo. They were both sloppy drunk and pawing each other and didn’t seem to care that everyone was watching. This was a good 30 minutes long.
Natasha Lyonne
The girlfriend of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor from an acting family was trying to wipe away her tears when she hit a red carpet. Apparently her actor boyfriend grabbed her by her hair while in the limo and told her she was worthless without him. By the time the door was opened he was all red carpet face ready, but the girlfriend was a mess.
This A+ list mostly movie actor is just cashing paychecks at this point in his career and giving no effort. Another bomb but he doesn't care. It is like the actor has been cursed since he got married.
This A list rapper wants to be A+ list again. He is slipping. Usually he is much more careful about who sees him using coke, but at a recording studio this past week, he did line after line in front of a group of people he had just met.
This A list country singer not known for his fidelity is taking an overseas trip and leaving the wife behind. Apparently there is a female singer on this international bill who he hooks up with when they can get time alone. I honestly thought she was a better person than that.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor had a great shot to get to A. Sure, he had a couple of bombs but people were still casting him as the lead. Now, though, with his drug use at an all-time high and his celebrity girlfriend constantly whispering in his ear he has dropped out of multiple projects and producers are skittish to cast him for fear he will drop out of their projects.
The husband to this former B list mostly television actress on a hit network show that ended almost two years ago is a glorified babysitter. His wife, the actress has ditched him and the marriage and has been casting couch hopping like crazy.
This B- list mostly movie actor got into an argument with his A list mostly television actress wife who is on a hit network show. She was offering to help him get some parts. The only reason he is B- list is because of his name and his wife. Oh, and his body. It certainly is not because of his acting talent.
Do you hate your job? Probably not as much as these crew members who have to go to work everyday to work with this B- list mostly television actress married to an A+ lister. Jaimie Alexander is always going to be the worst, but this actress really is in the running for second.
This NY Giants player who is supposedly back with his girlfriend is back to cheating. That was a model he took back to a hotel suite he specifically got, just to have sex with models he picked up during Fashion Week.
Holy crap. This A-lust singer/part-time actress was more wasted than I can ever remember her at a public appearance. This schedule she is currently trying to maintain has got her using a variety of speed drugs and coke but she has stopped taking other drugs to bring her back down. She is a mess.
September 10, 2015
A few nights ago, this B list model/celebrity offspring from a big celebrity family couldn’t resist when this A+ list female singer offered her some coke. That family sure does like their coke. She did pull away when the singer started trying to grope her while she was bent over doing the coke.
Ireland Baldwin/Rihanna
One thing I really dislike is when an actor has somehow managed to bamboozle his fans or the public into thinking he is some great guy when the reality is he is an a-hole. Such is the case with this foreign born A- list mostly television actor. He has appeared on foreign hit shows and also had a run on a network show here which was a hit everywhere in the world but the US. It was kind of meh here.
On his biggest show, which is a long running foreign staple, he screwed over his co-star so bad emotionally that she has practically quit the business. When she does work she is a shell of the person she once was. He played so many head games with her while stringing her along and having sex with the woman who was publicly his girlfriend. That girlfriend he screwed over not only by cheating on her all the time but threatening to tell the world some of the stories she told him in confidence. He blackmailed her into having threesomes and sleeping with friends of his. Oh, he gets worse. He started dating this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who was also on a hit television show. The thing is he still wanted to enjoy the ex so he blackmailed the ex until two months ago to keep having sex with him. He finally stopped when his current girlfriend found out and threatened to leave him. The guy is so bad that when he would blackmail the ex for sex he would make her call her boyfriend while she was naked and listen to her give an excuse why she was going to be late or miss a date.
September 10, 2015
This B list celebrity who is known for one look and made a career out of it says that she will never do another threesome with a man in her life because every single time the man ends up with the other woman. She says one time it even ended her marriage because she came home on two different occasions to find her husband having sex with the woman they had both shared previously.
Dita Von Teese/Marilyn Manson
September 9, 2015
This foreign born actor is probably A- simply because of the two monster franchises in his career. He is still fairly young and is good looking but has started to color his hair and it makes him look like he is wearing some type of plastic wig on his head.
Orlando Bloom
September 9, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress who has been in a franchise has the most squeaky of squeaky clean reputations but this past weekend did her own Burning Man type retreat and was spotted high as a kite on mushrooms.
Anna Kendrick
The girlfriend of this B list singer with the really famous sounding name better get her story straight. I think her boyfriend would prefer people not know he was cheating on his actress wife with her when they first started dating.
Don't believe the hype. This royal is not pregnant. She can't get pregnant actually. Her surrogate can though.
September 8, 2015
The drugs are really getting to this former tweener actress turned singer and it is 50/50 whether she finishes her tour before she heads to rehab. I wouldn’t be surprised if she pulls the plug on her remaining dates because right now drugs are her number one priority.
Ariana Grande
The only reason this foreign born permanent A list model went back to her A list celebrity husband is because of their kids together. When she found out about the one woman he cheated with, it snowballed into several. She was devastated.
This former A list mostly television actor who is probably B list acting wise but has A list name recognition because of that long long running hit network show had an intervention over the weekend. Friends and family and former co-stars all tried to convince the actor he needs rehab again. He blew them off.
This C list mostly television actor with A list name recognition among tabloid readers insisted on having sex with the woman who is carrying the baby of he and his celebrity wife. He wanted it to be as real as possible. His wife agreed because she is an idiot.
This A list talk show host is scared to undergo cancer treatment but if she doesn't, she will die.
This foreign born B+ list golden voiced almost one album wonder singer lost a lot of weight with his drug use but now has an addiction he can't beat.
I don't know how this actress finds the time to work so much but she does. Hit cable show that is ending to go with a hit pay cable show and formerly a network hit too. She was on all of them at once. It is the cable show where she had the most power. She delayed production until she was given her own production deal with the studio so she would have a job when the cable show ended.
This larger than normal A list mostly movie actor had to talk his way out of a situation on a plane. Recently he was traveling and the woman seated next to him accused him of pleasuring himself. He said he was just trying to adjust his belt because it was too tight and that his pants were unbuttoned because they were tight too and the belt was covering the button. I believe him. He is an a-hole, but not going to do that. She got a new seat.
Instead of that ridiculous tattoo she got before, this C list celebrity/reality star wannabe with A- list name (tabloid reader) recognition might as well get a tattoo that says will f**k for money. Instead, she likes to pretend she is in a relationship. Please.
This B list mostly television actress is a recent award winner and on hit cable and network shows simultaneously. She's good like that. She is also very generous and one of my favorite people. Despite not making crazy money, the actress chartered a bus and paid for about 75 kids and parents to go to Legoland. Nice.
This B- list mostly movie actress used to be on a long running hit network show. Its over and unless the movie is a hit, her career will be taking an even bigger step back. Anyway, she was kind of shamed at one of the many award things that goes on because she was openly doing some coke. Someone said it was so 80's. The crowd at this particular award show is a little older than most. Our actress did not do it again all night so perhaps the public shaming by people old enough to be her grandparents was the trick.
September 8, 2015
Apparently this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is having issues with her married boyfriend. He has cut her off and she is hooking up with a bunch of new men each week in hopes they will also want to marry her. The loss of her married boyfriend also means our former actress will soon start to have visa issues and may be returning home.
Lindsay Lohan
#1- The only time this A- list mostly movie actress from an acting family spends time with her youngest child is when she drops the child off with the child's father. The rest of the time it is nannies. A fleet of them.
#2 - This A list mostly movie actor from an acting family has a new movie being released. He also has been stalking one of the PR people assigned to the movie. It got so bad she left early from the trip.
#3 - There are going to be a lot of disappointed executives when they learn this one named Disney actress who had a chance at A listerdom has a sex tape.
September 8, 2015
It didn’t take long for this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee to get over her actor ex. She is dating a married man who she has hooked up with in the past. His wife is on to him though and he things are getting tense from every side.
Charlize Theron
September 7, 2015
The hopefully now actress ex-girlfriend of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a tween says that whenever she did not spend the night with the actor his mom did and would sleep in the same room as the actor.
Mia Goth/Shia LaBeouf
September 5, 2015
Several powerful people in the record industry are trying to get this former A+ list rapper who still gets there with a great record/part-time actor either dropped from his current label or try and get radio stations to not play any of his music. They are angry about the people he has been meeting with and the views they espouse.
Eminem/Louis Farrakhan
This A list singer/part-time reality star has been like a kid in a candy store the past few days. He has been hooking up with women right and left while keeping it all secret from his A list singer girlfriend.
This B- list mostly movie actor from an acting family was passed out in the hallway outside a restroom this past week. The vial of coke he had been carrying smashed in his hand as he landed. The powder mixed with blood and passed out actor must have made for a pleasant sight.
September 4, 2015
One of the two women passed, but this married reality star who seems to go from athlete to athlete is headed to Dubai. I’m sure she will tell her husband it is for some kind of fashion thing. He doesn’t care.
Evelyn Lozada
This B+ list mostly television actress has a new pay cable show out. She was supposed to walk a recent red carpet with her B+ list mostly movie actor significant other. He bailed because he said he had meetings. Meetings being code for having sex with a fan.
This Irish actor used to be A list. Now he is B+ list with a lot of name recognition. He got a woman pregnant and has been threatening her family and the woman that she better get an abortion. Apparently she and her family won't back down despite the increasing threats.
Ask yourself if you would have sex in this situation. You are in a bar with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. Things are going well and you decided to take him up on his offer to have sex in a bathroom. In the bathroom he looks for a condom and says he used all of his earlier that day. He then gets one from a friend outside in the bar and comes back. The woman had sex with him.
I told you a couple of months ago that this cable network was not going to be fleeced by this red carpet host/talk show host/reality star again. She tried the same trick and was shown the door. Lets she if she comes crawling back begging for her job.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor used to be pretty close to A+ list. Now he gives girlfriends freebies he picked up from one of the companies who pays him to make their commercials and passes the gifts off as being paid for by him.
This B list mostly television actress on a new hit network show is pregnant by a guy only interested in her for her money. She has tons. She also might be the only woman he has had sex with in his life. He told his friends it is being straight for pay and can't wait for those child support checks to start rolling in.
This former model turned sometime bad actress who loves fame more than a contestant on The Bachelor is always bragging about flying private, but unless someone else is paying she can't afford anything more than coach. What was that nickname I gave her? I need to go find it.
It isn't like she has not slept with guys for money the past decade so sleeping with a guy or pretending to for a reality show is not a big deal. She is a B- list celebrity who used to be a reality star then a singer then a celebrity then whatever it is she does. He is a former reality star turned celebrity who tans a lot.
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show does more than just act. She also finds time to do a whole lot of drugs which is causing a whole lot of issues in the run up to the new season.
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress crashed and burned in her latest television show. She won't be moving with her athlete husband to their new city. She has found another guy she met on the set of her latest project.
September 2, 2015
Usually it is this A list now mostly movie actor who is doing the yelling and berating at his wife. The other night it was her yelling at him about the junk food he was eating and that he looked fat.
Alec Baldwin/Hilaria Baldwin
The good news is there were not many children on the set of his cable show. The bad news is most of those kids were hit on and groped and molested by two of the people on the show every chance they got. No one knows if there was filming involved in trailers, but it wouldn't shock anyone if there were hidden cameras which were removed every night. They would have to be removed that often because of the cleaners and because the trailers not involving main cast were frequently moved to other sets where they were needed.
One of the men involved was an A+ list actor at one point in time. The other has never been higher than C+ probably despite being in several of the biggest movies in box office history. They basically divided the kids with the A+ lister preferring girls and the C+ lister preferring boys. In the weeks where there were multiple children on set, the production ground to a halt because of the constant maneuvering to try and get the kids separated from their parents and alone with the actors.
Whenever a parent became suspicious, the youth in question would be given a speaking role either on the show or another show. The reason invariably given for the kids to be alone with the actors was coaching. On the set there was no one really helping the actors. They did it on their own. The set was always chaos anyway so no one really noticed extra chaos. There were so many drugs and parties on the set that it seemed more like a fraternity. The kids never had a chance. It was not the first time for either of these actors. Their ties in Hollywood to underage sex and child porn is extensive. The fact that the A+ lister basically controlled everything and the jobs of everyone on the set helped him get away with it. Plus, everyone was always scared to confront him. No one was going to ask him why he needed to spend time alone with a kid. They should have.
September 1, 2015
This seasonal A list singer in a relationship hooked up with his celebrity ex last night.
Josh Groban/Katy Perry
October 31, 2015
This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who has also been a host and a stand up comedian and always annoying was all over any female who even barely recognized the actor. It was creepy. Touching and trying to kiss them. If they showed any interest at all he was all over them.
Pauly Shore (even more creepy is that he was A list for about a year)
October 30, 2015
This married foreign born A- list mostly movie actor always plays the tough guy roles. He is pretty tough in real life too. He got into a fight with a guy the other night after our actor tried to hit on the other guy’s girlfriend.
Tom Hardy
The husband of this A- list mostly movie actress/Academy Award winner/nominee who decided to do some acting this year after a bit of a break is an A lister in his world. Our actress is super conservative so its shocking that she is ok with him sleeping with other men. She is a big supporter of gay rights but fidelity is HUGE to her.
While the PR team of this A- list singer/part-time actress passed out favors like Halloween candy to the press to make sure they called the singer's rendition of a classic, the best ever, the singer herself was smack talking this A list song writer to anyone who would listen.
October 30, 2015
This rocker is B+ list. He still has A+ list name recognition and the same look for the past two decades though. When our rocker was in a town to see a sporting event, he stopped into a restaurant for some dinner. It turns out that night was also prom night with 100 couples all eating dinner. Our rocker not only paid for every single meal he also got up on stage and performed a couple of songs.
Kid Rock
I'm not really sure how this former A+ list tweener has not overdosed yet. He has enough people to protect him where he probably won't be caught smoking meth or crack or any of the other drugs he ingests, but I'm shocked there has not been an overdose. Maybe there has been one and they covered it up. There is no way that scrawny little body can keep going at the rate he is using. Well, there is, but not also performing.
This C list celebrity starred in a porn and probably contributed to the death of an A+ lister. He also comes from a celebrity family. The woman you see in his life thinks she is going to be his wife. Nope. he already has one of those she doesn't know about.
Technically he is not foreign born, but most people think he is. This A- list mostly movie actor who has seen bigger days in movies is dating his sober coach after a long run with the actress everyone likes. The problem with dating your sober coach is that when it ends, your sobriety tends to disappear with it.
This former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who depends on men and made for tv movies to live her lifestyle is going to end up dead in the next year if she does not start eating. Our actress apparently does nothing but drink and smoke each day and might have a couple of bites of salad every couple of days.
This Housewife was caught laughing after an interview because even she didn't believe the lies she was spinning for the reporter. The reporter fell hard for the bait though. Some people never change.
This Teen Mom can get as much medical help as she wants documented for cameras but until she comes clean about what she is doing to her body, they can't help her. Never a blood test.
I guess this B+ list mostly movie actress who is the celebrity offspring of an actor and an actress has given up on even trying to pretend she is sober. Falling down drunk the other night with wine stains on her dress.
At an event last week, our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress/better not spill too much tea on Jay Z or else was brought a blanket by a staff member. The blanket was to cover the lower half of our B+ lister who was Sharon Stoning a group of school kids in her short dress and no panties.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress had the best version of a franchise no matter what is done now. Anyway, she was in another probable franchise but bailed for the second installment because she couldn't stand the groping and pawing and general sexual harassment she was put through by this foreign born A- list actor.
At least two designers have cut off this foreign born looking more and more like a one hit wonder singer after she stiffed them on payment for a total of about $50K in clothes. She is broke.
January 22, 2016
Apparently this A- list mostly television actress is so disliked by everyone on her hit network show they are willing to end the series just to have to stop dealing with her.
Julianna Margulies/The Good Wife
They should make a movie about this one. I guess it will have to wait a few years until everyone dies, but maybe they could do some kind of inspired by true events thing. Hey, if they can make a television show about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' arrangement, they can make a movie about this.
It happened back in the 80's. No worries that you won't know the players involved because even if you were born 15 years ago, you know both of the main figures. One, an actress, is probably still really close to A+ list while the other main participant in this story is a foreign born A- list mostly television actor from an acting family.
There was a public story and then the real story which never saw the light of day. Until now.
Even when this story occurred, our actress was A+ list or really close. The thing is though, she was right on the edge of crashing and burning right out of the industry. In these pre-internet days reports still managed to come out of a movie she was filming that she was being a diva. Not showing up on time or at all. Missed lines or not knowing any of her lines. It was a pathetic excuse for acting. The thing is though this was not some tiny indie. This was a huge blockbuster being helmed by a director who has been A+ list forever.
Our actress was involved with drugs. Heroin to be specific. It took over her life. It consumed her. Our actor, who has been known to dabble in some substances himself saw what drugs were doing to the actress who he also called his girlfriend. He knew they needed to split. He wanted to try and get her the help she needed and that her friends and family and people were trying to get her. He let her people talk him into taking the fall for the demise of the relationship.
He didn't care if he looked bad. He knew he could bounce back. He almost didn't. Eventually he ended up bigger than he was back then, but it took some time. He agreed to let paps catch him with a hooker at a nightclub which would give our actress reason to split. She had no idea it was a set up. The people closest to her used it as an in to get her to get help. They also used another actor who had a big crush on her and wanted a relationship with her to be the shoulder to cry on as she traveled outside the country to rehab.
For weeks after the actress left town, our actor crashed on the sofa of this, at the time A- list actor from a sprawling acting family. Our actor was a mess of heartbreak and booze.
October 29, 2015
This B list mostly television actress, who is only that high because she is in the news all the time had been dating a guy for just a few weeks. In the two weeks they went out she would stop by his place randomly throughout the day and night to see if he was cheating on her with someone else. She also kept asking him for a key to his place.
Kelly Rutherford
October 29, 2015
This B list now celebrity/former network reality star who was basically fired from the gig is one of the nicest people around. She recently got dumped by her boyfriend when he started cheating on her with a college student.
Cheryl Burke
October 29, 2015
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running syndicated show is now a permanent A- list celebrity/sometime reality show. At a recent photo shoot, the former actress had one of her customers there with her. He got to see the photo shoot and also got a quickie in her dressing room.
Pamela Anderson
This daytime talk show host can't justify walking away from her massive contract so she won't quit. She will however do her best to try and get fired so she can get paid without having to be there.
For her new music video, this A+ list singer decided to just steal a bunch of footage and let the owners of the footage try and beat her in court. Even though it was stolen, she doesn't care. She thinks they will give up when they think about taking her and her money on in court.
October 28, 2015
This B list athlete with A+ list nickname recognition is sweating because his girlfriend is talking to a tabloid about his drinking and what happens when he gets drunk.
Johnny Manziel
Apparently this A/A+ list mostly movie actor has turned to the drug of choice for this former A list singer. Meth. The teeth of our actor have started dropping out too.
This presidential candidate who is thisclose to dropping out might have bought the coke he snorted as an adult from the family of this other candidate. Maybe. The coke snorting thing did happen though.
This Super Bowl quarterback is being accused of covering up several sexual harassment cases with money over the years.
This is certainly a turn of events. This D list celebrity says he had sex with this permanent A+list singer an hour before she died. When you think about their relationship, it is disturbing.
This foreign born permanent A list model turned reality star turned part-time television actress was once busted having sex by the pregnant significant other of this foreign born A- list dual threat actor. She vowed to never hook up with him again after being so embarrassed. Well, that didn't last. They are back at it again even though he still has that same significant other.
This A- list mostly movie actor who is a superhero is known for the strange things he has made his exes take part in. He had a long time celebrity girlfriend who was willing to do most and an A- list actress who was not. His new girlfriend apparently goes above and beyond and is trolling for new men and women to bring to the bedroom almost every night.
October 28, 2015
This teen D list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list super model has been selling the designer cast offs from her mom and her mom’s friends and other designers and giving all the money to help buy clothes for the homeless and poor who need clothes to apply to job interviews or to wear while working or going to school. She has raised tens of thousands of dollars doing this.
Kaia Gerber/Cindy Crawford
October 27, 2015
While out promoting her new movie, this B+ list mostly movie actress who has been around since she was in single digits has been gushing about her husband. Behind the scenes though, the marriage is on its last legs. Well, at least she and her best friend have something in common.
Drew Barrymore
October 27, 2015
In addition to having a horribly rated new television show, this former A+ list model turned reality star also is facing a lot of heat over a new pyramid scheme she is promoting.
Tyra Banks (got out of that FABlife thing before it imploded. Not the pyramid scheme though)
October 26, 2015
This former A list singer turned B lister gained 20 pounds over the past month. Apparently she has decided that cocaine and exercise are the quickest way to lose it. Not a good idea for a recovering addict.
Kesha
You know, if you want to make the fake relationship thing look real, your B+ list mostly television actress girlfriend should not be hitting on every guy in the room other than the fake boyfriend.
This B list mostly television actress on a hit network show wants to keep working but her wife wants the actress to get some help for her eating disorder and thinks it is more important.
She shows up when she is expected but there is no interaction between this A list foreign born mostly movie actor and his B list actress wife. He just can't afford any slip ups or things that make him look bad. This is his final chance to hit it big.
This A- list mostly movie actor who has always failed as the top billed lead in a movie is closeted. He really wants a reputation as a ladies man though so got himself really drunk at a Super Bowl party to give him the courage to hit on women.
October 26, 2015
There is no way they can kill off her character but something needs to be done. This B list mostly television actress on a very hit network show from that creator is in a feud with the female lead of the show and they can’t stand each other to the point where they refuse to speak to each other.
Bellamy Young/Kerry Washington
October 25, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress had a chance to save this final sequel installment from the disaster it became but had to drop out because she was not taking her medications at the time. The part was then offered to this now A+ list movie actress but she declined because she wanted to do the movie that would make her A+ list.
Winona Ryder/Julia Roberts/Pretty Woman
October 21, 2015
This B+ list mostly television actor got his big break a lot later than most actors, but he has made the most of it. He is on two hit shows at once. One network and one on pay cable. Besides donating a huge check to a recent bone marrow drive, he also donated a couple of hundred hours of his time. Yeah, while juggling all the other stuff he is working on.
Randall Park
October 21, 2015
The 80's
In one of the biggest hits of the decade, the two leads couldn’t stand each other. It shows you how good they are at acting because they played lovers. One is still A+ list while the other faded away. It is the only time I have heard about this A+ lister actually fighting with anyone on set. They yelled and screamed at each other. Refused to talk to each other. Our actor held a grudge and basically ruined her career.
Tom Cruise/Kelly McGillis
