December 1, 2015
This A list singer who is getting close to being a permanent A lister is having a secret fling even her minders don’t know about because one of the minders is who she has been hooking up with. In a dressing room over the weekend was the latest time with one of her assistants there to keep anyone away.
Britney Spears
December 1, 2015
This former A+ list tweener turned what appears to be a B+/A- list singer/performance art doing kind of person has been texting and calling this B+ list singer/actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee non-stop. They hooked up a couple of times when hanging out with a mutual friend but our former tweener thinks it is serious. Our actor/singer has someone he sees regularly and the tweener thing was just one of many people on his I will f**k anything that walks parade.
Miley Cyrus/Jared Leto
December 29, 2015
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has had a bad couple of weeks. She has seen the new generation of actresses from her country and it doesn’t include her. Her castmates on her current endeavor don’t really like her because she doesn’t talk to them. She has never been a friendly sort which is ok in movies and on sets but not in her current situation. It is just awkward. Her husband has been talking about taking a break. Just not a good month for the actress.
Keira Knightley
December 29, 2015
While out Christmas shopping, this acting teacher/jack of all trades who tries to keep a theatre for kids afloat ran into this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/amazing person. They had met previously on a movie where our acting teacher had a small role and they got to talking. One thing led to another and our actress dropped in to the theatre to run lines and hang out with the kids for an hour and also wrote a check which will keep the place open for another year.
Helen Mirren
This A+ list mostly movie actress got hammered on wine at a school fundraiser. She got tired of waiting in line for wine so she grabbed a corkscrew and opened a bottle on display for a silent auction and drank it. She ended up paying $5000 for the bottle. Hey, she was generous. She was the highest bidder by a ton on every item in the auction.
Good news. This OITNB actress says she has stopped shooting heroin. She is proud that she is now shooting coke instead and says she will be clean and sober soon.
This former Glee actor has been trying to get another headlining Broadway gig but no one is willing to take a chance. His horrible ticket sales makes him a second lead at best right now but he is still living in some fantasy in his head that he was a big television star.
This B+ list mostly movie actress now that she walked away from her long running almost network show is on the warpath against her B+ list ex/former co-star. Apparently he has been texting the actress trying to hook up. Making promises and telling her he is unhappy in his new marriage to another actress. Our actress is having none of it and is about to blow up to the world exactly what went down when they split and every skeleton the actor has in his closet.
December 29, 2015
Apparently this foreign born A list reality star/mogul has become really lazy when cheating on his significant other. He doesn’t even bother to have sex any longer. It is all about being orally serviced while he e-mails and texts on his phone.
Simon Cowell
December 29, 2015
This exchange will show you why I dislike this former Disney tweener turned wannabe actress who is probably B+
.Actress – Could you please move. (At least she said please) We are trying to take a selfie and you are in the way.
Random family – We can’t really go anywhere because we are eating lunch.
Our actress was taking a selfie with two of her friends and behind her was the patio area of a restaurant where a family of four was seated and eating. It was ridiculous. Our actress finally gave up and moved the picture to a different area a few feet away.
Bella Thorne
December 28, 2015
This former B list mostly television actress turned movie of the week mainstay turned do nothing turned reality star is hiding money from her celebrity husband. Lots of it. She knows there will be a divorce and she has set herself up so she will have plenty of money that he doesn’t think exists. She is a better actress than I gave her credit for.
Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott
December 27, 2015
The former girlfriend of this A- list rapper had to break up with this current one hit wonder A list singer before our rapper would send over any presents for their child together or a Christmas bonus to her. The former girlfriend split with the one hit wonder.
50 Cent/Daphne Joy/Jason Derulo
This A- list mostly movie actor is hooking up with one of the daughters of this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor. That could be trouble because our permanent A+ list actor is not color blind.
Apparently this A- list mostly television actress is so disliked by everyone on her hit network show they are willing to end the series just to have to stop dealing with her.
That former A+ lister who is being accused of spreading herpes is also now being accused by one of his former co-stars he hooked up with. She used to be A+ list but never for her acting. Horrible actress.
This former A+ list NFL athlete was once one of the biggest players in the NFL. And one of the more outspoken. He is set to come out of the closet this summer with a book announcement to follow.
December 26, 2015
This former B- list mostly television actress turned A- lister with her own show has a friend who is also catfishing her as a guy. Our actress is straight and the friend is not but wants to have a relationship with the actress. So, she is pretending to be a guy online.
Mindy Kaling
#1 - This B list mostly television actor who is in a current movie is cheating on his A- list singer girlfriend with his co-star from the recent movie. The co-star is under the impression that our actor is leaving the singer. He is not quite ready to give up on that because the singer makes more money and our actor has expensive tastes.
#2 - This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit new network show threw her coffee mug at her assistant the other day because the assistant didn't finish folding all of the laundry of the actress.
#3 - This former A+ list singer turned recent reality star has had a bunch of financial issues. One of these days she is going to steal the wrong credit card number and the person won't give her a break before calling the cops.
#4- This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor has dropped down the list to A-/B+ list. He is still an A list a-hole though. He made his girlfriend find a woman he said was for a threesome and then decided to send the girlfriend on her way while he hooked up solo with the woman his girlfriend landed.
December 25, 2015
This A-/B+ list reality star on a show from where he might soon be disappearing is hooking up with the one person his reality star ex told him to stop dating. Our star can’t help it though. He likes that teenage love.
Scott Disick
December 24, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress who everyone loves and everyone loves more when they meet in her person has spent the past few months straightening out her life. It has been a rough couple of years. This week she went to a Ralph’s (grocery store) and bought every single gift card they had in their display. It was just a shade under $50K. For the past few days, anyone who recognizes her or talks to her or if she sees someone in need she passes out one of the gift cards.
Emma Stone
December 24, 2015
This person epitomizes the D list celebrity and was the mascot of Dlisted for quite some time. She went up a bunch of sizes in her breasts and has been begging Vivid to give her a sex tape deal, but with no success. At this point, I’m too scared to go near her to ask how she is even earning a living. Probably selling tea or waist trainers on her Instagram.
Phoebe Price
The daughter of this former southeast Housewife turned celebrity turned reality star is on plastic surgery procedure number three and is still in her teens. Mom's a fan.
This former A+ list singer who is probably a permanent A lister at this point even though she doesn't sing has an alternate personality. Apparently she calls herself Norma Jean and takes on the personality and characteristics of Marilyn Monroe. It just suddenly turns on and can last a minute or a day. It has not happened during a show, but did happen an hour before a show but only lasted about ten minutes.
December 24, 2015
This almost permanent A list musician/producer has been telling people that the main reason his wife left him is because he would not write any more checks to a doctor who he said was more like a television preacher. There was always something new and each thing that was new would cost a ton of money and then quickly be replaced by something much newer and the cycle never ended.
David and Yolanda Foster
I guess the cheating which would never stop was just too much for this A-/B+ list foreign born mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Her significant other, who stars in a pay cable show has been telling women he his hitting on now that his relationship is over. Previously he told them they needed to be discreet.
This Teen Mom, who is always one we love to pick is being investigated by the FTC because she is photoshopping the photos she uses to endorse products or the results she claims to get by using the products.
The former husband of this B list foreign celebrity has regular threesomes with his ex sister-in-law and his foreign born B+ list model/celebrity offspring.
One thing you will never see on this reality show that is like a cockroach just like all of the family members is their lawn. They spend a huge amount each month on water on par with a golf course and don't want people to see how much water they are wasting.
One Empire actor is out of the closet. This other closeted Empire actor/singer is being outed by one of the many guys he picks up each week. Our actor has previously denied gay rumors and the men he picks up are getting upset.
This former teen rapper/actor turned B- list mostly television actor on a soon to be canceled television show not only gave his ex-girlfriend a fake diamond ring for their engagement, but also likes to tell the world he owns a car and mansion and not that he lives in an apartment.
This B list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring. She does a really good job of getting roles without using the family name. She also had sex with this three times her age director to land a role in his huge franchise. Her mom did that once before. Movie ended her career.
She does not seem the type, but this married B list mostly movie actress who is from an acting family and married to an actor was doing some lines of coke the other night. Apparently she is quite funny when doing lines. Most of the time she is cranky.
This Empire actress recently had hair replacement surgery because she has huge bald spots on her head.
This foreign born A- list dual threat actress is being accused of cheating on her A- list mostly television actor boyfriend from a hit pay cable show, but the guy she was supposedly cheating with has been hooking up with different women almost every night. Multiple women when he hits a convention.
December 23, 2015
Not anything wrong with this at all, but decided to make it a blind to make it more interesting. This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and married to a permanent A lister was spotted outside an event with this A-/B+ list rocker smoking a couple of joints while the permanent A lister was in his seat at the event.
Catherine Zeta Jones/Kid Rock
I am trying to decide if this Glee actress I am going to write about here is a madam or just a finder. Madam sounds better in the headline. It all started last year. The show ended and some of the cast got work and others didn't. That is a flood of people hitting the streets all at once. One of the lesser stars on the show did the yacht scene last summer and came back raving about it. She will be going back this summer. The actress involved in this blind is bigger than the yacht scene actress. The problem our actress has is that even though she was playing much younger, she is not all that young any longer. She is in that in between stage of acting. Too old to play the hot young thing, but too young to play the mom role. Plus, she has been stuck on a non-traditional type television show for four or five years and not a sitcom. Her best bet would be to go to Broadway but that would involve a massive pay cut. Since the show ended she has basically not worked at all. Last summer when her former cast mate came back, she told our actress all about it. She basically recruited our actress. Our actress went away for a week and got paid as much as she would get for almost a full season of the show. The thing is though, she sees herself more of as person who would rather find the people to have sex rather than be the one having sex. Her big selling point besides being on the show is a lot of people have seen her naked. She made a deal with the guy she spent the week with to find women for him and his friends. Even though our actress is not working, she was on Glee and gets invited everywhere. She is hitting four or five events every night searching for actresses and models. Unlike Bani, she is just looking for any attractive woman who is willing. If they happen to be on a show or are recognizable that is a bonus. Our actress is taking about a 20% fee, but there are whispers she is taking much more because sometimes the men pay her the fee upfront and then she pays the women after taking her cut. It will be interesting to see if she ever acts again. It also will be interesting to see how long it will take before she is caught because she is not very discreet.
December 23, 2015
This scary thin A list host has her part-time employers over a barrel, but they will not soon forget. Apparently the host had a list of demands that she sprung on the network at the last minute, including a bunch of payments to friends and family who are going to “consult” for her. The demands were crazy but there is not time to find a replacement so, for now, they caved. They won’t next time.
Giuliana Rancic
December 21, 2015
This basically blackballed former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee supposedly has a girlfriend but the college student he was hitting on while enjoying a drink or six would beg to differ. They did go back to his place together.
Mel Gibson
December 21, 2015
This A list rapper finally cracked and threw her phone against a wall. Her boyfriend would not stop texting and calling every five minutes to see what she was doing. The guy is really insecure and jealous and she was just tired of it while out of town performing. Not to say that he doesn’t have a reason to be a little jealous. She was being awfully chummy with someone.
Nicki Minaj
This talk show mainstay/B list actor is always trash talking his sometime co-star part-time girlfriend for being bisexual but always calls her when he wants her to find a woman for a threesome with him.
In order to pick up a few bucks and to get some publicity for himself, this wife beater/former drug addict/ all around loser C list celebrity who has celebrity offspring is shilling for a religious cult.
December 21, 2015
This B list actor looked pained as he watched his former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress girlfriend try and get an entire restaurant to notice her. Whether it was the constant restroom walks or the over the top of hugs and screams when she saw someone she knew, it was all too much. Her boyfriend just sat with his head down most of the time and looked like it would all go away.
Taylor Kinney/Lady GaGa
This B list mostly television actor on a very hit network show recently asked to switch trailers on the set. It turns out that his actress/former reality star ex-girlfriend was frequently having sex in her trailer to make him jealous. Her trailer was next to his.
This True Detective actress is the latest actress to fall into the bed of this married studio head.
This foreign born one album wonder who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been proving all those racist rumors about himself true lately with some verbal attacks on people of color.
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit ensemble network show was feeling awful the other night. Apparently she had a fling with one of her co-stars who is married. The other night she had to engage in conversation with his wife for an hour because the other guests were late to arrive. Our actress, who has been cheated on in the past by her actor ex-boyfriend was texting friends while all of this was happening.
This permanent A+ list singer/former A list mostly movie actress/former director is notorious for ditching cabbies without paying for rides. Whenever she is confronted she always tells the cab drivers they should be grateful she was in their cab.
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show is really playing with fire. Not only is she sleeping with the very rich husband of her business partner but is also flaunting his gifts to her on social media where his wife is sure to see them.
It is really strange seeing this B+ list model soon to be B list mostly movie actress go from her A+ list boyfriend to some guy who has great grandchildren. More strange when you hear her call him daddy.
This B- list mostly television actress from a fairly hit almost television show reboot left her husband for another guy but then that guy dumped her. Now she is doing her best to try to win back her husband but he is having none of it.
At this point, I hope this A- list mostly television actor who is on hit television show number three of his career but is known for a crossover movie/television role is getting divorced. I know he cheats. Always cheats. The thing is though, the other night he had two teenage strippers all over him and this was in front of people who also know his wife. So disrespectful.
This B+/A- list mostly television actress on a hit network show has a new movie coming out, but her significant other refuses to let her go out of town to promote it because he is so insecure. She is only allowed out of town when he travels with her. The thing is, he is never in town, but keeps his people around her. Watching.
December 19, 2015
I guess this foreign born D list mostly movie actress/part-time model/full time horrible person was not getting the attention she wanted in the tabloids. So, she told her action star boyfriend that she wanted photos of them canoodling for the tabloids. It was ridiculous how staged the whole thing was. Even the valet guys were laughing, especially when the D lister kept saying one more and would move into her boyfriend while also turning her head to look at the pap.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley/Jason Statham
For the past decade this actress has been working her way up the list. As a teen she landed a couple of big projects but when they ended it would take her a year or two to get back in the game. That year or two would mean when she got her next chance, it would be at the same level as her previous role. She was always the sequel lead. The first movie would be a hit and when no one would sign up for the sequel, she would be brought in for the low budget reboot. Our actress has struggled with drugs her entire career. From that first mid-teen role she was the first in line at parties and has had several nose reconstructions because of coke damage. A few years ago everyone thought her career was completely dead. She had barely made it through filming of a movie that required no talent. I mean you could do anything in this thing and no one would care. It was part of the appeal of the movie. Even with that, her drug use and her sleeping with a couple of married men on the production really put a halt to any good projects. Basically she was reduced to guest roles on crap shows or a couple of lines in a television movie. Fast forward a couple of years and she went through rehab and apologized to the producers of that movie that had caused her downfall. It was sincere and the producers brought her back for a sequel. With that green light, she began getting calls and then landed what was the break of a lifetime. This was going to bring her all the way to A list. Television, but still A list. Multiple chances for spinoffs and movies and just a big career. I don't know if the pressure of the role or the huge publicity surrounding the show caused her relapse, but relapse she has. She managed to film the pilot, but since then has been a drug addled mess. Her last few red carpet appearances have been awful. The producers of the show and the network have already delayed the show once and now are being forced to decide whether they can trust our actress to get back on her feet. There is a replacement on standby. That replacement was a long shot before, but with our actress refusing to go to rehab and getting worse every day, she is about to be replaced and there will be no coming back for any kind of career if it happens.
December 18, 2015
I guess I don’t blame her. She has been living his life for a lot of years now. I can’t even imagine how many millions of dollars she has spent on her husband to get him out of gambling debts and debts involving his relationships with other women. She says the right things publicly, but privately, there will probably be books written about her relationship that will be a complete 180 of the public perception. The problem is those books are a long way down the road. She has a team that is world class at keeping 95% of the bad stuff out of the press. Ironclad non disclosure agreements and the ruthless enforcement of them makes it very hard to learn anything about what goes on inside the home of this foreign born permanent A list singer. One thing that has leaked is that our singer has, for several years had a relationship with a person who shares her bed. The person travels with her and is there with her 24/7. Within the confines of the house or hotel room on the road they have had a passionate love affair that both seem to love. Apparently it is the one steady in her life. The one thing that gets her through each day that are usually not that great. It will be interesting to see how this plays out in the future. How it plays out when it would not ruffle any feathers or throw an opinion out to the world that is contrary to what the world sees now.
Celine Dion
December 17, 2015
This former A+ list rapper turned A- list rapper/side show celebrity was in one of his moods when he refused to speak to a flight attendant on a recent flight. He said he would only speak to the head flight attendant and wanted the head flight attendant to personally serve him.
Kanye West
November 30, 2015
It has already started. This B list model/celebrity offspring missed a photoshoot because she is involved with that drug addled celebrity boyfriend of hers. It won’t be long before she is hooked on the hard stuff too.
Gigi Hadid
This married former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show was at an event this past week. Apparently as a result of her heavy drinking, she decided that her bra was too tight. So, right there in front of everyone she lowered her dress, took off her bra and then did her best to rearrange her breasts in the dress before tossing the bra in a trash can.
This celebrity offspring of two A+ listers at the time of birth was seen using coke again and it probably won't be long before she heads back to rehab.
November 30, 2015
As a condition of taking him back, this A list reality star cut off her wishes he had more money B+ list rapper. Now he is really broke and has moved in a friend and sleeping on an inflatable bed.
Kylie Jenner/Tyga
Only this A+ list diva who is a permanent A list singer would have a personal wine holder. Our diva was out shopping last week. Trailing a few feet behind her was an employee carrying a bottle of champagne who would fill up the glass of the diva when it got a little low.
This former tweener actress turned tweener singer turned B list actress on a middling cable show is being followed by private detectives to dig up any dirt on her that can be used during her divorce proceedings.
According to plan this foreign born model/beard turned actress/beard has been hooking up with this A list director once a week to land a role in his next movie where she will star opposite her A+ list actor beard.
This former A- list model turned video vixen turned part-time actress turned A list model because of the acting gigs is cheating on her boyfriend with a producer from her latest movie.
This B list athlete who had A+ list name recognition a few years back because the entire world was talking about him is about to go broke because he shovels money to the woman he thinks is his girlfriend. Him and about five other guys. The girlfriend is always asking for money and the athlete is so scared of losing her he just gives it to her. Hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I didn't think it was possible for this A+ list mostly movie actress to dislike working with someone more than when she made the movie with the really tall A list mostly movie actor. Turns out I was wrong. Right now, our A+ lister is working with a former A+ list actress turned A- list and is hating every second of it because the A- list actress is trying to rewrite scenes for her own benefit and trash talking the A+ lister to anyone who will listen.
Despite the fact that her popularity slips every day and that her latest network show was a huge disaster of a bomb, this former High School Musical actress is not very nice to what fans she has remaining. When she landed at the airport this week, there were about ten people waiting to see her and take photos and get her autograph. She blew right past them and pretended not to notice when they were calling her name. I bet she will be on social media soon asking those same snubbed fans to purchase her new product line though.
If I was this celebrity family, I wouldn't be worried about the still underage daughter caught smoking, I would be more worried about her booze and pot use which could send her back to rehab.
I will admit that this former A list Disney actress does work a ton. She works really hard. Her one problem is that she, despite her young age and new breast job still has not quite figured out how the bearding game works. If you are going to beard for someone, great. While you are doing that though and pretending he is your boyfriend, you can't then sleep with a mishmash of your film co-stars because then people will accuse you of cheating. You probably don't think of it as cheating because the relationship is fake, but you have sold it as real.
At this point, I'm pretty sure her only duty as a girlfriend is to keep him from dying. It is not like this foreign boy bander is doing much other than using heroin. If the band does ever get back together, I don't think he will be alive to see it.
November 29, 2015
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who has had quite the career comeback over the past two years is up to her old tricks. She is on a film set and doing the dirty deed with this still married A+ list mostly movie actor.
Sienna Miller/Ben Affleck
About a decade ago, this band really took off and made it big. They were everywhere. They still exist, but at the time, they were huge. The most famous person in the group is not the lead singer. He is probably a B+ list celebrity at this point, but back then he was A-/A. More of the A variety when he was involved with at the time an A list celebrity/"singer"/reality star. Before she came into the picture though, our celebrity got a groupie pregnant. He was there for the birth and that was it. He basically accused her of getting pregnant on purpose and trying to get money from him. He made her life hell to collect child support. He wanted her to stay out of the court system and would call her and her friends and scream and yell about her and at her to try and take a really low number. Eventually they settled. He would call her or her friends out of the blue every so often to just trash her whenever he was in that kind of mood. The sad thing is the child died at the age of two of lead poisoning. Our celebrity never said anything or offered any condolences. Nothing.
November 29, 2015
I’m trying to think of a celebrity relationship where the significant other of the celebrity is treated worse than in this relationship. This prolific baby maker who finds time to rap at the A- list level spent most of Thanksgiving shuttling women to a bedroom or a game room where he would have sex with them (unprotected of course) or have them orally service him and then spend the next hour being the boyfriend before repeating the process with a new woman.
Lil Wayne
November 28, 2015
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress got a high profile foreign ad campaign. She is also getting paid about 5 times what someone of her stature should be making for it. All she had to do was reenact her most famous sex scene from a recent hit blockbuster movie and she got the job.
Margot Robbie
November 25, 2015
It has been well over a year now since this celebrity couple have had sex. They would never say that thought because they might not get another season of their show.
Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett
This former A+ list singer turned rehab patient turned A-/B+ list hopefully have a new record out soon trolled through the airport looking for paps the other day. She was flying out of one terminal but walked outside three or four until she was spotted by paps and then said she really didn't have time for pictures.
This always kooky, but usually friendly A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. At an event the other night it was raining and she blasted the driver of her car and the people outside the event for not sheltering her from the rain with an umbrella. Umbrellas had been provided for everyone, but not people to carry them for the guests. Our actress screamed and yelled until someone got one and walked her to the door.
November 25, 2015
This A list momager thinks she is being cool when she drinks. She thinks no one notices that she falls down and runs into things and gets out of control. Her drinking habits have become legendary and cringe worthy to those around her at a party.
Kris Jenner
This former Baywatch actress turned escort/part-time reality star bought out an entire supply of a brand of lipstick the other day at a store and said that lipstick is why her customers keep coming back. Umm, ok.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor now that his hit cable show has ended and his movie career has not gone as well as planned likes people to think he is sober. At a recent event he ordered hot tea. He supplemented the tea with some liquor from a flask and proceeded to refill his tea cup with straight booze thereafter.
The celebrity offspring of this acting couple which consists of a permanent A lister and B list mostly television actress had to borrow money from strangers to pay for some coke at a party.
This Pretty Little Liars actress left a big big party early with some friends and convinced them to hand over their tickets which our actress then handed to a group of fans outside the event. They had no idea who the actress was which is not usually the case. They were just thrilled they were getting a chance to see Leonardo DiCaprio who they were waiting outside for to get a glimpse.
This celebrity used to be B- list I suppose. She got naked for some magazines and was married to a child star everyone knows. They had a brief reality show together. They got divorced and she ran out of money. She turned to drugs and was escorting to pay the bills, but her drug use has got so bad that she now has 15 minute specials or will trade drugs for sex.
It might have taken years for this one hit wonder to finally make it to the big time at least as far as singing goes, but she certainly has the diva part down. Our singer was scheduled to do a 30 minute photo shoot and had four pages of demands. The company doing the photo shoot ignored them all except for some bottled water and told the singer she could walk if she wanted. She chose to stay.
This foreign born married B list mostly movie actor now that his show has ended was a nominee/winner last night. Apparently with his wife not around, our actor decided that this daily talk show host/reporter was who he wanted to spend some time with. She certainly didn't put him off and they left the show together.
She was a little tipsy, but this B list female sports host was doing her best to try and hook up with this B list actress from a fairly hit network show who was nominated last night. The actress wanted nothing to do with the host and kept trying to shake her all night long.
This television personality who basically goes from one hosting job to another says the reason her biggest cable show to date was pulled was because the married co-host of the show/former singer would not stop hitting on her or every other female that wandered on the set. The producers got tired of the complaints and just said enough.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is mainly known for her long running franchise threw a drink in the face of a woman and then walked away. No words spoken. Apparently the woman who got the drink in the face is one of the women the husband of the actress slept with while they were married.
This barely legal actress has one credit to her name. Granted, it is a nice first credit. A one hit wonder so to speak network show. Anyway, she was spotted making out with this married pay cable actor who is married to an A list mostly movie actress who makes a couple of box office bombs a year.
This B- list mostly television actress is in a fairly hit pay cable show and is a Golden Globe nominee/winner. She also was paying nonstop visits to the restroom last night to use coke.
To be fair, this Victoria's Secret model with the familiar sounding name didn't know the actor she hooked up with was married. She didn't even recognize his name. She didn't know who he was until she saw him at a party she was co-hosting with his actress wife. Different last names will do that sometimes.
This former A list singer for the briefest of times who is an A+ list songwriter can't stand this former A+ list singer turned A- list who also does a crappy job of acting on the side. Our A+ list songwriter has been taking every opportunity to remind the world how PR spin does not mean the genera public likes you or wants you in their life. She also thinks the singer/actress steals a lot of material and takes credit for things she did not do.
This former tweener who was in a reveal today has been posting photos of a car to social media. He makes it seem like the car belongs to him, but it doesn't. In fact, the foreign born celebrity owner of the car hates the former tweener and refused to even give him a ride in it.
This B+/A- list mostly television actor has the distinction of being in two network shows this season that will probably not be renewed. Anyway, he always puts himself out as this religious guy who puts faith before everything. Umm, yeah. The same guy who cheated on his wife repeatedly but threatened her with no money if she said anything. He cheats on every girlfriend and then cheats on the women he is cheating with and always blames them for when things don't work out. All the while pretending he is pious.
November 25, 2015
This former A+ list tweener chose drugs over work again. This is not how he has done things in the past which gave him a boost in his bad behavior ways. Now though, the drugs are winning and people are scared to book him for fear he won’t show up or will show up wasted and unruly.
Justin Bieber
#1- This former A list mostly movie actor who was a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee was married multiple times and also had relationships with men. His big thing though was forcing pre-teen girls to have sex with him while on film sets. They were all usually daughters of actresses or studio employees and if the parents complained or threatened to go to the police, the studios would pay them off.
#2 - This still alive and still cranky foreign born actor who is still considered the best in his franchise's history but got his Academy Award win/nomination for something else has a great story. He fought a mobster on the set of a movie while cameras were rolling. The mobster pulled a gun on the actor because the actor was having sex with the mobster's actress girlfriend. The actress has one of the greatest discovery stories ever and was an Academy Award winner/nominee. Oh, and the daughter of the actress ended up killing the mobster.
#3 - This original It actress let her boyfriend fire the assistant of the actress. He said it was because the assistant was not nice. The truth is she would not sleep with him. When the assistant demanded a severance, our actress got ticked off and went to the police saying the assistant was extorting the actress. Not even close to being true, but the police and district attorney who did favors for the studio arrested the assistant and charged with extortion and 35 counts of theft. A jury found her guilty of one charge and the assistant was sentenced to 18 months in jail. Proving that karma may in fact exist, the actress only made two more movies before being forced to retire at 28.
November 24, 2015
This B list mostly television actor who probably won’t be long for the network show he is on was certainly collecting a lot of phone numbers from women while his A- list singer girlfriend was otherwise occupied at a party the other night.
Wilmer Valderrama/Demi Lovato
November 24, 2015
Apparently this A list mostly movie actress who has her second franchise and is an Academy Award winner/nominee is getting tired of her very possessive and jealous boyfriend and is exploring other options.
Anna Kendrick
November 23, 2015
This foreign born A list boy bander who has A list name recognition on his own was convinced after 20 minutes of pleading to remove the lipstick he had applied prior to a national television appearance.
Harry Styles/Jimmy Kimmel
One of the reasons divorce is in the very near future for this A+ list mostly movie actor is that the guy with all the friends does not ever see them anymore. His wife demands all of his time when they are together and will only go out with friends she brought to the marriage. Premieres and award shows are the only time he is allowed to interact with industry people.
This former A list television actor turned B list movie actor turned continually failing B list television actor was trying to convince some people the other day at a talk show that the pills he was taking were vitamins. No one is buying it. Our actor, who has A list name recognition was strung out and needs rehab again.
November 23, 2015
This washed up former C list reality star who is only famous because of the A lister he married at one point in his life found out through his ex just how much botox and plastic surgery this current A+ list singer has. Apparently his ex got a really close look very recently. Her comments were supposed to be hush hush but the ex has been telling anyone and everyone just how messed up the face of the A+ lister is.
Kevin Federline/Britney Spears/Beyonce
I don't really understand what this former B+/A- list tweener turned got lucky with a couple of sings recently but hopefully won't make too many more movies before calling it quits is doing. She keeps getting "caught" making out with this guy to make the world think they are together. Everyone knows he is gay. She does not seem like the bearding type and he does not really need a beard. There is no need. Do you think she just has not caught on? It never gets past the making out stage they go through every couple of months. Maybe she likes the publicity.
I call this guy the king of the comic character actors. He has been a go to guy for recurring characters in multiple network hits that have kept him coming back the entire runs of the show. He has had some great movie roles in very hit movies. Without looking, I think he even did a season of SNL. Anyway, our actor is filming a new movie and a guy on the movie who just had a line or two asked some acting questions of our comic actor. The next thing you know our comic actor invited the guy's family down to the set and spent an entire day with them. They said every person who stopped by the set that day got to spend some time with the actor who took photos and recorded voice mails for them using one of his signature lines. Just a great guy.
This A- list mostly television actor stars in a new network show. Not many people like it, but it did get picked up for a full season. Anyway, our actor, who also stars in a lesser known franchise, likes to pretend he never started a pre-fame family. In fact, he didn't even foot the bill or even offer to for his son when he was shot. Barely even asked how he was doing.
This Teen Mom dude looks like he has it made. Not having to work and picking up a few bucks from the show and living off his Teen Mom. Showing you how much of an idiot he is though, he has been trying to hook up with the barely legal celebrity offspring of a former (multiple time) talk show host who never seems to get along with anyone. The Teen Mom dude uses a different screen name but has sent her his real photos. Back up plan?
This former B+ list reality star from that A list reality family recently purchased a gun. His family does not even seem to care about getting the guy help. If they don't do something soon, he will end up killing himself.
He says that he just passed out. His friends say that he overdosed and is lucky to be alive. Either way the drug use the other night by this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor was out of control. They all blame his girlfriend. The actor has dropped out of a few roles in the past year. He blames scheduling but his friends blame the drugs. That A list fame he had thanks to that franchise is slipping quickly through his fingers.
November 23, 2015
American Music Awards
He probably was never going to sing live anyway, but when this former A+ list tweener turned A list singer spent a couple of hours smoking pot before the show, he was all lip sync for his performance. The producers didn’t want to take a chance on anything happening.
Justin Bieber
November 23, 2015
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister didn’t have much to do when he walked a red carpet recently so he got wasted beforehand. So, his wife had to basically keep him upright and moving towards the general direction of the doors while she tried to do a couple of interviews without her husband crashing to the ground. Not a pretty sight.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
November 21, 2015
This B+ list mostly television actress who stars on a hit network show and also does some cable show work is not technically of age, but recently split with her boyfriend because she got back together with her ex, who is in his mid 30’s.
Ariel Winter
November 21, 2015
This A list reality star from an A list reality family who also has a side job likes to pretend she is all goody goody but she isn’t. She is always the first one drunk at a party and is awfully chummy with some very famous cokeheads.
Kendall Jenner
This B list mostly television actress on a fairly hit cable show is pregnant but has been spending less and less time with the kids from her marriage. Her new love is forcing her to choose.
This former Baywatch actress turned celebrity with still almost A list name recognition not named Pamela Anderson has hit the casting couch hard as of late. Not for a movie, but for a radio show. She wants a permanent hosting gig. She thought she landed one but the company went out of business before she could get on air.
I don't know if it his age or if power is going to his head, but this always kinky A list director is getting worse. Worse in the sense he is drinking more and treating women more like crap. If you are a nobody at a party with him and female and he thinks you are attractive you will be groped and cornered and hit on until you are exhausted from his moves and his sweat flying from him to you.
This former A list evening talk show host/ comic actress/author has one excuse for not working much the past year. The real version though is that she landed a high paying gig and then berated everyone who she was going to work with about what she needed and her demands so they pulled the plug. No one wants to work with her.
November 20, 2015
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still A-/A list and an Academy Award winner/nominee says she has a boyfriend and he has even showed up a few times, but she has been hooking up with a London banker for the past month.
Gwyneth Paltrow
November 20, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been texting and calling her foreign born actor ex almost constantly to try and win him back. She is also having her friends leave nasty messages on his girlfriend’s social media.
Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult
November 19, 2015
This former Hunger Games actress who is probably a C list at best and got killed off early in the franchise was at the LA premiere of Mockingjay. When she was leaving there was some kind of discussion going on between some French tourists who thought their car was stolen. They were trying to talk to a policeman, but the language barrier was impossible. Our actress apparently speaks flawless French and was able to figure out their car was towed not stolen and where it was located and got them an Uber to take them to where their car was being held.
Jacqueline Emerson
November 18, 2015
This Girls actress befriended a woman on social media and invited her and a group of her friends to an after party for a premiere this week. Our actress didn’t have any extra tickets though so sneaked them all in through a side door with the help of a waiter. Have to love the creativity.
Zosia Mamet
