Four For Friday -The Wedding Dress
I have heard of some strange clothing fetishes in my day, but this one is right up there. It involves an A list singer. I know she didn't do it during her marriage, but since her marriage ended, it has been one of her mainstays. Maybe it is her reaction to not having a very good marriage. If she is at home, she will only have sex after wearing a wedding dress. OK, she will also have sex while wearing the wedding dress. This is a wedding dress she bought at some point but did not wear to her wedding. The dress is worn out. She will leave it on for an entire weekend if she is with someone just because she does not want to bother with taking it on and off every time they have sex. It apparently reeks of pot and cigarette smoke. There are food stains and other kind of stains. Not going to take an ultraviolet light to that thing if you know what I am saying. Sometimes she seems so normal and then you hear about things like this and some other strange things she does in her life and you start to wonder just how normal she really is.
So many to choose from so I'll start and say Gwen Stefani. Since she wears weird $hit all the time anyway
ReplyDeleteSounds like Mimi, except for the smoking
ReplyDeleteEntern has promoted Mimi to Permanent A List, although she is also a good candidate.
ReplyDeleteOH Miss Havisham you naughty thing!
ReplyDeleteMiranda Lambert
ReplyDeleteAnother good choice!
ReplyDelete" Sometimes she seems so normal ..."
ReplyDeleteI would say this pretty much rules out Mariah Carey
Katy Perry
ReplyDeleteThx sandyman-can see her with a cig and like a Budweiser while knocking boots somehow lol
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Courtney Love ??
ReplyDeleteRE:C Love-the original doc "Kurt &Courtney" is airing on HBO this month -hadnt seen it since late 90s when it hit a few theatres...really compelling(more so than Whitewashed).Interviews with her dad,"El Duce"(who was hit by a train soon after(?!)-just very intriguing and raw
ReplyDeleteNone of those guesses are "normal". My guess is Goopy
ReplyDeleteGwens not a cigarette smoker.
ReplyDeleteWasnt it revealed once a ways back that Mariah was a secret smoker? Or was that Madge?
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry? It really can't be someone with kids if she does this all the time. Her marriage kind of damaged her I think, maybe it's some religion rebellion as well.
ReplyDeleteIs Brit Brit permanent A?
ReplyDeleteShania Twain
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Katy
ReplyDeleteThis is sicko country right here. I don't wanna know who this is.
ReplyDeleteDoes she ever sound so 'normal' to you?
ReplyDeleteShe has actually admitted to having a cigarette "once a month" or something absurd like that. So, yeah, she is a closet smoker.
ReplyDeleteI think this Miranda Lambert. We Texas women love that whole Gettin' Married thing in an expensive white dress despite being years from virginity. My sister wore white at her second wedding when she was in her late 40's.
ReplyDeleteAssumed you were referring to Goop, not Stefani.
ReplyDeleteIf it is Katy maybe she should've done it during her marriage. I bet russell would've enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteNope - Stefani. That and I can't see Blake tolerating this for long since he basically moved in with her in April.
ReplyDeleteGoop is an A list singer huh? I like the Shania guess because that is definitely someone who portrays themselves as normal and down to earth but is really the opposite.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason, my replies are connecting - I don't think this is Gwen Stefani
ReplyDeleteMy guess: Madge
ReplyDeleteShannaya is also a good guess.
Britney
ReplyDeleteagree with Mutt. Shania Twain is the only 'normal' one anyone suggested
ReplyDeleteWhen did Goop become an A-list singer?
ReplyDeleteIt's Britney Spears. And, I knew someone who wore her wedding dress to other people's weddings.
ReplyDeleteMariah smokes.
ReplyDeleteThis is sad.
ReplyDeleteBritney, she is stainey and has 2 failed marriages and a history of being not quite 'there'.
ReplyDeleteKaty was weird, even for Russell Brand. He said she was into wheel chair sex, and he didn't miss it. Not related to sex, but she once cut locks of Miley Cyrus's and Taylor Swift's to put into her purse for good luck. T Tbh, I wondered if that was the real reason. Katy strikes me as the type as someone who put a hex on people or own a voodoo doll.
ReplyDeleteWhile I COULD see Ms. Love doing this... she has two strikes against her...
ReplyDeleteCourtney never makes sense.
Courtney is NOT an A list singer.
How can she (Britney Spears) schtupp guys and smoke pot when she is a heavily medicated mental patient under control of her father, still? I think she might have an occasional 'boyfriend' to show off in public and maybe to satisfy her urges in private, but this sounds like someone else with more freedom to act wacko....I vote Miranda Lambert. She gives me the creeps.
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