Whenever this A- list mostly movie actor starts piling on the pounds you know an epic cocaine bender is right around the corner. Also, any women who says no to him will be treated to a variety of slurs.
I wouldn't care about the weight gain, if he was a genuinely nice guy, but opinions - even from other celebs - is that his a nasty, arrogant piece of business. Brad Pitt apparently lent Hill the use of Pitt's home in New Orleans while Hill was filming there, and Hill trashed it.
I say this every time... Jonah Hill is not A-. He is a solid A, possibly A+. The most successful comedic actor in Hollywood. Two Oscar noms for dramatic work.More than $5.1 billion in worldwide box office. 10 movies with more than $200 million box office. Jonah Hill is a huge fucking star.
But someone keeps giving him millions of dollars. Probably tens of millions in back end profits for comedies. I don't see the point of hiring him except for comedies. He is annoying as fuck. He even got his equally annoying little sister acting jobs. But he makes people in Hollywood a fuck ton of money. More than anyone else in the last decade
Jonah Hills secret to stardom (for why) is that his dad is business manager to EVERYONE (if not now then at some point was) in the music industry and his partners now and in the past repped all of the biggest studios, agents and actors in the industry. Jonah sat on his ass eating ding dongs while daddy made the calls
Jonah Hill?
ReplyDeleteLook out everyone, Jonah is fat again! I would take the slurs over saying yes.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Exactly. He is just hideous as a person
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't care about the weight gain, if he was a genuinely nice guy, but opinions - even from other celebs - is that his a nasty, arrogant piece of business. Brad Pitt apparently lent Hill the use of Pitt's home in New Orleans while Hill was filming there, and Hill trashed it.
ReplyDeleteWhere he hide his pot? The good booze and other party favorites man?!! The frantic search was on... haha
ReplyDeleteI was SO rooting for him to commit suicide in The Invention of Lying.
ReplyDeleteAnd with the first slur out of his mouth I'd kick his fat ass.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of Jared the Subway guy. Scary.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like Leo except the woman part.
ReplyDeleteI say this every time...
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill is not A-. He is a solid A, possibly A+. The most successful comedic actor in Hollywood. Two Oscar noms for dramatic work.More than $5.1 billion in worldwide box office. 10 movies with more than $200 million box office. Jonah Hill is a huge fucking star.
Hi, Jonah.
ReplyDeletehe was a costar of A+ listers & their akisser, made some "friendship"...not for long & real, cos he's a tool...
ReplyDeleteP.S.SNL hosting....
Actually, no. He just lost weight again.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, literally nobody takes him seriously.
ReplyDeleteI love you
ReplyDeleteBut someone keeps giving him millions of dollars. Probably tens of millions in back end profits for comedies. I don't see the point of hiring him except for comedies. He is annoying as fuck. He even got his equally annoying little sister acting jobs. But he makes people in Hollywood a fuck ton of money. More than anyone else in the last decade
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is he shaped weird? In the pics when he is walking he just looks so weird.Like his legs move but nothing else.
ReplyDeleteHe's so gross
ReplyDeleteIt is not just you.
ReplyDeleteWhy do all the good celebs like Chris Farley die but he lives on? Nobody would care
ReplyDeleteJonah Hills secret to stardom (for why) is that his dad is business manager to EVERYONE (if not now then at some point was) in the music industry and his partners now and in the past repped all of the biggest studios, agents and actors in the industry. Jonah sat on his ass eating ding dongs while daddy made the calls
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