Monday, November 14, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 4, 2016

This A+ list mostly movie actress has slowly built a side gig which seems to be doing really well. Our actress had a bit of booze the other night and was trying to ride the outside of a glass elevator.

Reese Witherspoon

Posted by ent lawyer at 2:30 AM

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7 comments:

  1. S3:03 AM

    Doesn't the elevator know who she is??

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  2. Jasmine3:24 AM

    Is Reese really A+? I'd put her in A/A- (which is still really good).

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  3. AndrewBW3:45 AM

    @S Ha!

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  4. Zilla14:13 AM

    Willy Wonka must have just loved that.

    "HAVE THE OOMPA LOOMPAS BRING THE WINDEX! AND THE DISINFECTANT WIPES!"

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  5. Melissa8:21 AM

    She kinnda seems like a trip and like she would be a really nice person to chat/drink with

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  6. Scandi Sanskrit9:03 AM

    LMAO.

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  7. Dumblesnore11:41 AM

    So? She's probably a good time! Lol

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