December 29, 2010
Usually with my Old Hollywood items the subjects are all dead. In this case, the star of the blind is very much alive. Our star is a former A++++ list actor. Never really any awards that counted but huge. Think something like Adam Sandler back in the day. And like Adam, our actor and funnyman was married and refused to cheat, but he loved to play. His favorite game was to find a willing woman and then he would have her come backstage and he would roll out a little shag rug and out in on the floor in front of him. Then the willing woman would be told to do a little dance, remove her clothes and stare longingly at the very tiny peen of our funnyman while he pleasured himself. He would finish on the carpet and tell the woman it was now blessed because of his sperm and her. He would then roll it up and use it again the next time.
Jerry Lewis
Not buying that rating as an actor. Will buy it as a comedian/celebrity.. We are not France. Amazing such a dick has a teeny weeny peenie.
ReplyDeleteA++++ "actor"? Comic, maybe. Opening movies in his era wasn't the same as opening movies now. I wonder what thrift shop that disgusting rug ended up in or if it lives in a homeless camp under a bridge somewhere.
ReplyDeleteRating Jerry Lewis A++++ explains a lot about Enty and his ratings.
ReplyDeleteThe most hilarious old timer gossip has to be the late Danny thomas,lying underneath a glass table top watching women poop for him .disgusting....
ReplyDeleteBut...I remember a blind that said you knew which extra Jerry Lewis was sleeping with in all his films, because the camera would stay on the extra (under 5 actress) for a little longer than all the other extras (under 5 actresses). I watched a few of his films again, and noticed it seemed to be true. A girl would walk on and say a quick under 5 word line...and the camera would stay on a close up of her for a little longer. It was a little odd.
ReplyDeletePeople don't realize just how popular Jerry Lewis was back in the 50's and early 60's.
ReplyDeleteHis movies made so much money and were shot for so little, quickly. He could get funding from a studio for a film just based on an idea.
(Anyone remember the film Jerry wrote, produced and directed called: The Bellhop.)
There was a time when Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin were the biggest act on Earth and their movies were huge. After the split Lewis continued to be huge for a number of years. I was a kid in the 60s and remember his solo movies. Nothing wrong with that rating.
ReplyDelete@Texasrose. Jerry is A+++ To anyone born prior to 1970. His style is similar to Jim Carrey.
ReplyDeleteHe def was one of the biggest stars in the day. Martin and Lewis were mega stars in the 50s
ReplyDeleteNot Jerry Lewis. In his biography, he openly admitted to cheating on his wife.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe Adam Sandler doesn't cheat.
ReplyDeleteOMG! "The Ladies Man" is one of the best flicks ever!! #teamJerry!
ReplyDeleteI find it difficult to grasp that kids today don't know how awesome and huge Martin and Lewis were--separately and together. A+++ totally!