May 7, 2007
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.
Johnny Depp
I hope he brought plenty of condoms with him as well or else he imported several diseases to SoCal when he came back.
ReplyDeleteStill waiting to be shocked.
ReplyDeleteHappy BD nonetheless
Uh oh. Hope she has her green card.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like JD would need to ride a BUS to Tijuana from Los Angeles, with all that public exposure it entails, when it is so easy to just pop over there by car.
ReplyDeleteI call BS.
2007.. she is a grandmother by now and probably married to one of his friends. Curious how she looks like
ReplyDeleteI was shocked by the Martin Freeman blind. I wanna know more about that one.
ReplyDeleteWe are 2
ReplyDeleteI read it as he chartered a bus---you know, one of those party buses--not that he went Greyhound.
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