July 23, 2015
This A+ list singer is so dependent on drugs right now that she told her assistant to smuggle some drugs through airport security. The singer would never do it, but the assistant did do it and got away with it. According to the friend of the assistant, she always carries any items through security that are embarrassing or illegal belonging to the singer.
Rihanna
One day an airport customs agent is going to stumble upon this site..
ReplyDeleteI know a guy who stashed drugs with his assistant. She got busted at customs. Rattled him out. He got 5 years in the federal pen. No parol. Served all of it. Wealthy guy too.
ReplyDeleteSurely at that level of fame, you would have contacts at the other end proving?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she's off drugs now. She's gained some weight and looks healthy.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand what you're saying. Proving?
ReplyDeleteDrugs are the least of her problems. She may LOOK healthy, but she is SICK. She can thank Chris Brown for THAT problem.
ReplyDeleteI think 'providing'.
ReplyDeleteDo you have to go through security if you charter a private plane?
ReplyDeleteBailed it! Read the original post on this one. Funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteAh, ok, got it now. Thanks!
ReplyDelete"Do you have to go through security if you charter a private plane?"
ReplyDeleteIn Europe sure.
Otherwise the pablo escobars from today just needed to buy a private plane in order to import drugs, weapons or hookers freely.
Are you implying hiv? Because wow:/
ReplyDeleteIs this the first time you've heard it? Son, this has been around for years. Why do you think Brown is acting so insane? Why is she acting so stupid and irresponsible? I had to arrest a young woman this morning for assaulting a senior citizen. She's got full blown AIDS and doesn't give a s---. You'd be shocked how many famous celebrities are living with HIV and how many have recently died because of it. A lot of deaths in the last three to four years have been branded everything BUT what they actually died of. No one dies from AIDS but die from complications from AIDS. Dementia. Pneumonia. 'Liver cancer' is the usual one used. These people are famous but they're human beings and they make very stupid choices.
ReplyDeleteGlad it wasnt just me! Only came to say that in the original comments Derek "I only ever post under my own name" Harvey posting as "Pam" and trolling people? So the one that calls out everyone else here (he did me once or twice)for trolling gets to do it themselves?How does THAT work exactly?
ReplyDeleteSmdh
FAILED IT!
ReplyDeleteI mean they all screw each other in a nasty stew of lewdness but I'm shocked nobody wears condoms?
ReplyDeleteWhoops the stupid idiot "Pam" forgot to use Derek's other e-mail addy on the original thread and as usual gave himself away as a stupid idiot. Cm'on Derek it's Canadian Thanksgiving--you have nobody to spend it with because you're a POS, Come here tonight and melt down! Your fans deserve to read all your insights when you're drunk and high--they are exceptionally amusing.
ReplyDeleteWell, butter my butt & call me a biscuit.
ReplyDeleteF'real.
Queen Biscuit Flower Hour
ReplyDeleteIf you do not cross a border then no, security.
ReplyDeleteHello? If they wore condoms or even saran wrap, there wouldn't be all these mini-me's running around. The worst offender is Mick Jagger. He's got more illegitimate kids than any of the rock stars from that era. Think of all the women suing these guys for everything they own. Don't think they refuse protection? They want to get knocked up. Gravy Train leaving the station....
ReplyDeleteI was sorta hoping your trailer got blown away---guess not....Congradts on ruining this site and the comment threads---You and Tricia deserve each other. and if you are reading- Love ya Kno---and I would never troll anyone-especially YOU. Sandy, the drunk, admitted that he trolls all the time last week. He said he will do "whatever it takes" to keep me away---he's a pathetic, old, lonely,l ugly man....No wonder he is always projecting his self hatred towards me---Mean while Im youngsh, handsome and popular in real life...pathetic.
ReplyDeleteanyone with anyone further questions about him or the shit he says really needs their head examined! what an asssssssssss!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFL
I like attacking women just like you do, you know? Because I'm a futless coward just like you. And I'm guessing if you can rememver the last time you had any you were a bottom amirite little pussy. So that makes you a woman, figgers since you whine like a bitch.You are a completely pathetic useless POS who gets humiliated everytime you look in a mirror. Go fuck yourself freak (your favorite word besides homophobe) Nobody else will.
ReplyDeletepopular where? you can't even keep a guy f*cking your ass for more than a day. Do you smell? do u shi.t all over their dicks? Get real asshole. Nobody here is even a little bit fooled by you. Now, I'll just sit around the rest of the night and watch your meltdown. And laugh my ass off at your idiocy.
ReplyDeleteCan't keep a job either , trust us.
ReplyDeletebe careful the imbecile thinks you are me. We wouldn't want to fluster him and get him all confused--he might take too much ecstacy trying to cope and OD. Don't forget I'm every troll name on this board, including tricia. According to this idiot. But once again, he's fooling nobody.
ReplyDeleteLeave Derek alone, losers!!
ReplyDeleteNo further questions just how sad a life to lead to put so much effort into something and still get caught for being the lying , inadequate sack of shit? How mortifying.
ReplyDeleteMick does win. It's never ending baby mamas. People say he is a jerk in person.
ReplyDeleteCmon asshole finish getting high, get yourself back on this board and make a complete idiot out of yourself. You can melt down better than Donald Trump will tonight. Show the world--DEREK HARVEY IS KING OF CDAN AND RULZ THE M'FING WORLD!!! You can do this you fu,king piece of $hit, don't let me down!
ReplyDeleteYou and David should go on a cruise together. Perfect couple.
ReplyDeleteJust go somewhere, anywhere, where there's no internet service.
sandybrook is a man???
ReplyDeleteeww.
Your guy did not have the good fortune of being an Enty blind thus flying right under the noses of the customs officials. They would never suspect Rihanna did drugs...LOL
ReplyDeletestupid question. Are emails are available for all on site? I never see anyone's email addy.
ReplyDeletenot here, but they were on blogger.
ReplyDeletesorry to upset your applecart Mr. Dick but rest assured there are many hot girls here, a lot of them send in reader photos--you'll see in December.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha. i hope so.
ReplyDeleteShut up freak.
ReplyDeleteWe regret to inform you due to your IQ and testing scores in the negative (first we've ever seen) and of course your use of the term "loser" assuming you are older than 7 years of age, that we cannot accept you into our college at this time. We have other "institutions "we would recommend at this time. They have nicer sounding names too, like "Passages".
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis is freakin awesome
Congratulations - or Congrats as it were- doesn't have a "D".This is why we were unable to accept you into the school.One of many reasons.
ReplyDeleteSTFU already. Shit, don't you have anything in your life more valuable than pissing in the wind?
ReplyDeleteYou too asshole. You just harp and harp. Give it a fucking rest. FFS!
ReplyDeleteFor candidate Harvey, Derek and referring to his post above.
ReplyDeleteThis was in response to Sandybrook. Seriously, are you so miserable that you have to bitch, bitch, bitch to make yourself feel better about yourself?
ReplyDeleteJust watch the jackass dig himself a deeper grave. That oughta do it.
Go fuck yourself "Bill".
ReplyDeleteContinuing a fight from 15months ago. This time for real, Sandybrook crossed a line that should never be crossed. I'm afraid to respond direct to either of them.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to need a whipping boy, Cocksucker. I hope you live alone.
ReplyDeleteWhat am I saying, of course you live alone. YOU are the loser, stupid.
Hi Derek! The malcontents on this site were missing you! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteUnlike you, jackass, I don't have to fuck myself. Go ahead and rub one out, you slound like you need it, "sandybrook".
ReplyDeleteAND, here you are, quick on the draw. Why not get a freaking life instead of living a bleak, virtual life here on cdan?
isn't it strange everytime Derek is getting his head handed to him on this board "Bill" shows up to help him out. I'm shocked, really, really shocked and he parrots everything Derek says too same writing style, same exact words.
ReplyDeleteWell at least "Dereck, Malibu (Sasha +many) didnt start posting as "Bill" yet!
ReplyDeleteOh wait, they did.
*slound, I like it!
ReplyDeleteYou need to have a circle jerk with sandybrook. Oh wait, you are sandybrook.
ReplyDeleteYou are 100% correct @sandybrook. Pretty damn obvious it's almost dumb.
ReplyDeleteI have a great life Bill, on a beach in Florida that nearly got washed away the other day. I come here to keep from being bored while doing work online, which is 7 days/week, and to entertain myself and socialize with good people. This is a social interactive board, you're supposed to socialize and interact.
ReplyDeleteI must have 4 hands and 2 computers then, i didn't write that, so sorry "Bill" you sound an awful lot like paranoid Derek.
ReplyDeleteYou sound an awful lot like Nailed, who was as quick on the draw as you.
ReplyDeleteJust shut up. You sound like a moron, day after day.
You know I'm not Derek. It just works for you to say so.
I'm actually glad Florida didn't get hit horribly, just so you know.
Take care, sandybrook, and I hope you think about your behavior here that has many of us that have been here since the beginning find just plain stupid and juvenile.
The debate is on.
Fuck the typos.
ReplyDeleteSo Dericks a troll and harasses people and has been caught doing it again (like the original thread) and he and his 1 or 2 equally shitstained bodyguards(2guesses it rhymes with Halibu Carbie and Ill), well no story here folks. It's known.
ReplyDeleteDerek, Pam, etc. Has 12 personalities depending on how many meds he's taking and give or take the other substances
ReplyDeleteHe also gets off on trolling himself for attention and sympathy
He is a Canadian loner with no job no life other than trolling ttm, anarchy, Tricia, all cdan, convinced sugarbread is calicheese and 8 other trolls here
Ignore him and it will hurt him
Respond to him he loves it
Ignore him
I've been meaning to stop screwing around on CDaN while I'm at work.
ReplyDeleteToday's as good a day as any.
"This is not fun anymore"
~OBJ (paraphrased, K?)
I told you to Shut up Bitch.I meant it.
ReplyDeleteSick with what? Or how?
ReplyDeleteLol just had you pegged as a saucy old broad...who worked 30 years as a barmaid and is now retired somewhere on the redneck riviera.
ReplyDeleteAw, Kno, we need to keep the good people here, otherwise these boards are going to go (even further) to hell. Ignore the trolls!
ReplyDeleteSo, you've read 'Art of the Deal'? If you say it with conviction and enough times, dumb people will believe you? Our writing styles couldn't be more different. If you could get your head out of your ass long enough, you'd see that.
ReplyDeleteGrasping at straws.
You've obviously read it--I realize Donald Trump is a lying con artist not living in the real world and someone I regard as a fraud, a failure in business and idiot. And no, I wouldn't waste my time reading it.
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