This standup comic turned tv host says she hit the casting couch hard and was promised a very high profile network gig for its next installment but he is backing out and she plans to take very loud revenge.
Both of them have a history of screwing anything with a heartbeat, so it's feasible. I wonder why Handler's "best friend", Jen Anniston, hasn't thrown her some work.
Maybe she wonders like the rest of us- what can she do besides insult people ? It be hard to get her work I'd think, now. At one point maybe....imagine if she did a reoccurring role on The Leftovers, hubby's show? Kinda describes her after all her casting couch sessions lol.
Kathy hitting the casting couch? For Chelsea, it's second nature, her big mouth and drug problem keep her from getting the types of jobs she thinks she deserves.
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handler or kathy griffin hitting the casting couch? The producers must be hornier than sean penn/josh brolin's girlfriends, or cher/madonna's boyfriends, or bill clinton, or be into bestiality like my previous examples.
Chelsea Handler and Um, Simon cowell? Huh, maybe? I can't even with that visual
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ReplyDelete>Comedian
Pick one.
Both of them have a history of screwing anything with a heartbeat, so it's feasible.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why Handler's "best friend", Jen Anniston, hasn't thrown her some work.
>person named after an aromatic plant
ReplyDelete>rational thought
Pick one.
could also be Kathy Griffin
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wonders like the rest of us- what can she do besides insult people ? It be hard to get her work I'd think, now. At one point maybe....imagine if she did a reoccurring role on The Leftovers, hubby's show? Kinda describes her after all her casting couch sessions lol.
ReplyDeleteKathy hitting the casting couch? For Chelsea, it's second nature, her big mouth and drug problem keep her from getting the types of jobs she thinks she deserves.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll bite and pick just a few:
ReplyDeleteLucille Ball
Phyllis Diller
Gilda Radner
Joan Rivers
Carol Burnett
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Roseann Barr
Jessica Williams
Betty White
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Rita Rudner
Kristin Wiig
Sarah Silverman
Wanda Sykes
Margaret Cho
Paula Poundstone
Janeane Garofalo
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Mya Rudolph
Melissa McCarthy
Sarah Palin
Gracie Allen
Rebel Wilson
Mae West
Lisa Kudrow
Jennifer Saunders
Elayne Boosler
Jane Curtin
Hope Hicks
Katrina Pierson
Kayleigh McEnany
Leslie Jones
Marla Maples
Lily Tomlin
Kate I-just-peed-myself-laughing McKinnon
Didn't you learn your lesson? Insult anyone you want, but NOT other posters.
ReplyDeleteThanks for proving my point.
ReplyDeleteCowell is still gay and closeted...
ReplyDeleteYour initial point, while concise, was unoriginal, incorrect and pointlessly misogynistic. Your counter argument was just lazy.
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler is so repulsive. I wonder how many of the "career opportunities" she has had were married?
ReplyDeleteIf it was in any way incorrect you never would have replied in such a way. Again, thank you for proving my point.
ReplyDeletehandler or kathy griffin hitting the casting couch? The producers must be hornier than sean penn/josh brolin's girlfriends, or cher/madonna's boyfriends, or bill clinton, or be into bestiality like my previous examples.
ReplyDeletechelsea handler is terrifying unattractive
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteI stopped taking lessons decades ago, but I appreciate your interest. <3
Iliza Schlesinger.
ReplyDeleteMarla Maples? lol
ReplyDeleteReleasing that tax return was some prime comedy!
ReplyDeleteEllen Degeneres.
ReplyDeleteI just peed myself.