Thursday, October 06, 2016

Blind Item #1

This standup comic turned tv host says she hit the casting couch hard and was promised a very high profile network gig for its next installment but he is backing out and she plans to take very loud revenge.

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:30 PM

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21 comments:

  1. Tricia1311:39 PM

    Chelsea Handler and Um, Simon cowell? Huh, maybe? I can't even with that visual

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  2. Sage11:40 PM

    >Female
    >Comedian
    Pick one.

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  3. Kno Won Uno11:47 PM

    Both of them have a history of screwing anything with a heartbeat, so it's feasible.
    I wonder why Handler's "best friend", Jen Anniston, hasn't thrown her some work.

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  4. Kno Won Uno11:49 PM

    >person named after an aromatic plant
    >rational thought
    Pick one.

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  5. anon12:00 AM

    could also be Kathy Griffin

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  6. Tricia1312:01 AM

    Maybe she wonders like the rest of us- what can she do besides insult people ? It be hard to get her work I'd think, now. At one point maybe....imagine if she did a reoccurring role on The Leftovers, hubby's show? Kinda describes her after all her casting couch sessions lol.

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  7. Guesser1:21 AM

    Kathy hitting the casting couch? For Chelsea, it's second nature, her big mouth and drug problem keep her from getting the types of jobs she thinks she deserves.

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  8. Nuzzy1:23 AM

    Ok, I'll bite and pick just a few:

    Lucille Ball
    Phyllis Diller
    Gilda Radner
    Joan Rivers
    Carol Burnett
    Tina Fey
    Amy Poehler
    Roseann Barr
    Jessica Williams
    Betty White
    Ellen Degeneres
    Whoopi Goldberg
    Rita Rudner
    Kristin Wiig
    Sarah Silverman
    Wanda Sykes
    Margaret Cho
    Paula Poundstone
    Janeane Garofalo
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    Mya Rudolph
    Melissa McCarthy
    Sarah Palin
    Gracie Allen
    Rebel Wilson
    Mae West
    Lisa Kudrow
    Jennifer Saunders
    Elayne Boosler
    Jane Curtin
    Hope Hicks
    Katrina Pierson
    Kayleigh McEnany
    Leslie Jones
    Marla Maples
    Lily Tomlin
    Kate I-just-peed-myself-laughing McKinnon

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  9. Give me a break2:31 AM

    Didn't you learn your lesson? Insult anyone you want, but NOT other posters.

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  10. Sage3:18 AM

    Thanks for proving my point.

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  11. longtimereader3:20 AM

    Cowell is still gay and closeted...

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  12. Nuzzy3:38 AM

    Your initial point, while concise, was unoriginal, incorrect and pointlessly misogynistic. Your counter argument was just lazy.

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  13. monkee3:57 AM

    Chelsea Handler is so repulsive. I wonder how many of the "career opportunities" she has had were married?

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  14. Sage4:02 AM

    If it was in any way incorrect you never would have replied in such a way. Again, thank you for proving my point.

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  15. 8====D KermitGosnellKnobjob5:30 AM

    handler or kathy griffin hitting the casting couch? The producers must be hornier than sean penn/josh brolin's girlfriends, or cher/madonna's boyfriends, or bill clinton, or be into bestiality like my previous examples.

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  16. makero7:49 AM

    chelsea handler is terrifying unattractive

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  17. Kno Won Uno12:52 PM

    Nope.
    I stopped taking lessons decades ago, but I appreciate your interest. <3

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  18. Dre12:10 AM

    Iliza Schlesinger.

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  19. back again2:49 PM

    Marla Maples? lol

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  20. Nuzzy12:01 AM

    Releasing that tax return was some prime comedy!

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  21. Tap6:58 AM

    Ellen Degeneres.






    I just peed myself.

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