This east coast Real Housewife needs rehab. The thing is she doesn’t want to go unless she can get some kind of solo six week special about her journey.
Most of them need to have interventions about their plastic surgery addictions. I don't think they have a rehab program for being a bitchy reality 'star', .
Let's invent one. We'll start with sending all the housewives to flood-ravaged Louisiana for a month to help clean up & rebuild. They get jeans and/or khakis and t shirts. No makeup, no hair salon. Oh, and a pair of wellies and some work gloves. And hair ties. That's it. We'll assess the program in one month's time and decide where to go from there.
Most of these housewife bitches need rehab or jail time or both :(
ReplyDeleteMost of them need to have interventions about their plastic surgery addictions. I don't think they have a rehab program for being a bitchy reality 'star',
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What a crock of shit.
ReplyDeleteWhen do I get free rehab for my caffeine/sugar addiction?
That was rhetorical, obviously.
Let's invent one.
ReplyDeleteWe'll start with sending all the housewives to flood-ravaged Louisiana for a month to help clean up & rebuild.
They get jeans and/or khakis and t shirts. No makeup, no hair salon. Oh, and a pair of wellies and some work gloves. And hair ties. That's it.
We'll assess the program in one month's time and decide where to go from there.