It is now time for the award for most high from pot. For the first time ever, we have two winners. We are going to bestow the first award to this A- list mostly television actress who rocks it as a movie actress too. She was hot boxing on the way to the show. Serious contact high for anyone near her on the red carpet.
The award for most high during the show is this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who only gets that high because of the longevity of the network show on which she appears. She will probably be forced to make Blue Crush 6 once her show ends if she wants to stay in the business. She was vaping all night.
Sarah Hyland for the second one
ReplyDeleteSarah Hyland for the B+lister
ReplyDeleteClaire Danes for A lister?
ahh what the hell Amy Poehler or Kate McKinnon for the first one. (hope it's Tina Fey :) )
ReplyDeleteThink Danes has been hotboxing during spray tan sessions. Would explain her resurrecting the Charlize Theron look from her AA win from Monster
ReplyDeleteLol. Thought almost same thing. And she wore yellow I think as well....?!
ReplyDeleteKaley Cuoco for the second part.
ReplyDeletethe first one screams Angela Basset to me
ReplyDeletewhat about Kate Bosworth as a guess for one of these
ReplyDeleteViola Davis Rocks In All Her Movies Too...just sayin....(i don't think she was hot boxing though,lol)
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Kathy Bates if she was there just b/c that's fun to imagine!
and those pb & j sandwiches must've been awesome for them then.
ReplyDeleteTaraji P. Henson for hot boxing; Not sure abt #2
ReplyDeleteTwo Saras here
ReplyDeleteSJP for the first one and I agree with Sarah Hyland for the second.
Why do the police never do raids on these Hollywood parties?
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