Today's Blind Items - Family War
You would think it would be a happy occasion, but really it has been more like the Bluth family. A huge windfall of cash has landed in the hands of a member of the family. A lot of money. More money than she would probably go through in her lifetime. Granted, if she continues recording this album at the pace she is recording it, she might go through it on just studio time. She used to be A list, but I don't think she has the passion or drive to work her way back up the recording ladder. I think she is content with her family, her kids and her now much smaller side gig which is not worth much, even though she likes to pretend it is.
Meanwhile, dad is running through money like a gambling addict in Vegas. Hmm. How about dad is running through money like Lindsay Lohan rifling through a wallet before the guy wakes up. That is fast. Dad likes the fast life. The thing is, because of his age, no one wants to be with him unless he picks up the tab and he tabs are very pricey. Escorts and booze aren't cheap. He has his own pile of money but would like some of the other pile. He thinks he is entitled to some but so far has been unsuccessful. His big push for cash won't be until he officially runs out of his own. Then, it could get nasty. Kind of like the way he refers to his member as Mr. Lollipop. Ask around. He does.
The main troublemaker in all of this is another family member. A member of the family who was famous in her own right. She blew through all her money on drugs. She used to rely on a salary from the now super rich family member. Oh, and child support.The problem is that once the business went away, so did the salary and the child support payment is much less than it used to be back in the day. A lump sum payment didn't last long. There are bills to pay and she and her husband have an extravagant lifestyle He makes money, but the incoming cash flow comes nowhere near the outflow. They both have relied on rich family members to make up the difference. This family member also did some recording and it is pretty good. it needs work though and that costs money. The rich family member doesn't want to pay. The two barely speak. Even though there was a recent family celebration for the super rich family member, most of the other family members blew it off. That is not the way to go. You need to kiss butt and kiss the ring. Then, and only then will the super rich family member pass out cash. You could also get a job. Shocker!
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ReplyDeleten/m Maybe Asslee and Jessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteKind of like the way he refers to his member as Mr. Lollipop. Ask around. He does.
ReplyDeleteEnty: the thorough journalist
Entard hangs out in WeHo, word gets out on the street easy there.
ReplyDeleteTotes the Simpson's. That dad is a mess!
ReplyDelete+1 Simpsons.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson already has an income-free husband....how many people is she supposed to support? (<--rhetorical question)
ReplyDeleteThe Braxtons
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson
ReplyDelete+1000000000 with Pippa Joe looking for young trade and Mama money bags being miz Diana Ross. However doesn't Evan have Naess money??? I thought his father was a Swiss/Norwegian billionaire?
ReplyDeleteso where did this huge pile of money come from, i wonder?
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't get child support. I doubt it's the Simpsons. I think someone older?!?
ReplyDeleteWhat was the windfall? I though Jessica's clothing line was successful?
ReplyDeleteJessica just had her b-day, only hubs was there.
ReplyDeleteAsh no longer gets big child support from the Fall Out Boy, since they had only 1 hit cd years ago. Diana isn't supporting her & Ev's. Ev isn't making big bucks acting, his supporting role on a tv show was cancelled recently.
Haven't seen Pimp Daddy in a long time, Vegas would make sense. Him & male prostitutes.
"I think she is content with her family, her kids and her now much smaller side gig which is not worth much, even though she likes to pretend it is." ...er, what? IS the smaller side gig what got her the large sum of money?
ReplyDeleteSale of her shoe line. Smart move as it was successful because of Vince Camuto. He co-founded 9West, designed Jessica's line, and unfortunately died last year.
ReplyDeleteAshley should still be getting child support.Maybe it was reduced, but it can't be cut off completely. Jessica might be exaggerating what her company is worth, but it's still successful , unlike many other celeb clothing lines.
ReplyDeleteJoe Simpson-Mr. Lollipop. Ashley & Evan Ross. Jessica is super rich.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was wondering about. Without her designer,she would be lost. Very smart move, this is how Gloria Vanderbilt made a ton of money selling her jeans line.
ReplyDeleteWeight Loss as side gig?
ReplyDeleteJessica? or Brittany? Whoever it is should RUN. Run far away. Sounds like family members are vultures.
ReplyDeleteLook up the info on Jessica's sale of her company, she could end up making Billions over time, she still has a stake in it and is expanding worldwide.
ReplyDeletewasn't Jessica Simpsons dad a minister ?back in day she started in Christian music but her boobs got to big and she was deemed too sexually stimulating for that genre.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jacksons - Janet super rich now, La Toya and Reebie recorded previously. She announced her 'pregnancy' but no one reacted. Blown through all of Michael's money.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about what got her the large sum, but she has a shoe company and I think does clothes too. That is her side gig.
ReplyDeleteSomeone from the Stewart/Hamilton family?? Or the Hilton/Richards?
ReplyDeleteSounds like the Simpsons family
ReplyDeleteWhat a ridiculous family.
ReplyDeleteLOL Okay, you're not a Fallout Boy fan. But trust me, they've been pretty big (again) for the last year or two.
ReplyDeleteMarge? :)
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Janet Jackson and her billionaire husband.
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