Today's Blind Items - The Family Line

I was actually going to call this The Mistress. Problem with that is I have probably used it a half dozen times. I'm not sure of the number. Maybe it is zero. Maybe each time I think about using it, I say to myself that I must have previously used it. Plus, it kind of sounds like a bad Lifetime movie. I mean a really bad one. One that Dean McDermott might have actually landed a starring role. Did anyone ever watch the LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian one?Who thought that LeAnn could act? They probably convinced her to work for scale because she wanted to be an actress.

I have gone on a total tangent away from where I was headed. It is a guy having an affair. I suppose the woman he is having the affair with is also having an affair but she isn't married with kids, just sleeping with a guy who does. Plus, I doubt any of you know who the woman is. Yes, if you are her neighbor or reading this because someone at your church heard the rumors and then went online and found this, then you might know her. Otherwise it is about the guy. It all started several years ago. His wife could not get pregnant any longer, but our guy, who is probably an A list reality star, or was at one point, wanted more kids. What to do? Well, I will tell you what he did. He used a lot of that leverage and power he has in his community and found a teen just out of high school who had been brainwashed into thinking the best  thing to do in her life is to be with this man and bear his kids. They started trying right away at the home of her parents. She still lives at home and will continue to do so. Several times each week, our reality star would come over and have sex with the teen. Sometimes her parents would be home and sometimes it would be another family member. There was always someone present in the house during these sessions. Well, after a year of this, the teen is still not pregnant. The guy, despite his pre-sex promises to the parents says he has to find someone else because there is obviously something wrong with the woman and not his middle aged sperm.

The parents are ticked. They thought she would be compensated, especially since they think no one would want to marry her now. Fast forward a bit. The reality star had found a new teen also provided by parents but before they can get started on procreating, the spotlight is shining brightly and our reality star backs off. He basically enters a publicity blackout. This continues about six months. Meanwhile he has told the parents that their daughter is his and he expects them to honor their commitment. Finally he feels it is clear enough to begin a sexual relationship with this teen. They have sex in the same room she has used since she was 5 or 6 years old. The squeaky twin mattress and boxspring sagging under the weight of them. Twice a week the squeaking goes on for 10-15 minutes while the rest of the family pretends not to listen. They do listen though. Apparently the sperm of the reality star is still strong because the teen is now pregnant. Apparently the plan is that when does deliver a baby, she will, for now have her parents raise it as their own while she tries to get pregnant again.