Blind Item #6
This former President of the US not named Bill Clinton, but within the past 40 years loved to walk around the White House in super tight pants or even jeans to show off how well endowed he was. He even used to ask staffers if they thought other world leaders were bigger than he was.
Ronald Reagan. ('81-'89)
ReplyDelete+1ill buy it! He was quite---tall.
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And addled. ;-)
ReplyDeleteOMFG, this site is really, really, extra, super slow-loading today. It's giving me a migraine.
ReplyDeleteRonald Reagan was 6' 1"
ReplyDeleteSuper slow today. Must be having a lot of people looking at his blog.
ReplyDeleteCertainly not Jimmy Carter. All his "lust" was located in his heart!
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ReplyDeleteI only ever visit this site on my phone and never have loading problems.
ReplyDeleteLyndon B. Johnson- used to jump in the pool naked in front of his CIA agents to show off how big he was.
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317
Definitely LBJ...when I started reading presidential biographies I started with him. Still can't believe someone that insecure ran the country. Oh wait.. pathos is excluded from the white house... LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is Lyndon Johnson. He was known for his... size.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the fact it's within the past 40 years and LBJ stopped being in politics in 1968 which if you do the goesintos is 48 years, so its either Gerald Ford barely in 1976 an ex-athlete, or Ronald Reagan an actor
ReplyDeleteThat Jimmy Carter was a rascal
ReplyDeleteLBJ fits perfectly except for the 'last 40 years' part so it can't be him.
ReplyDeleteIt's so crude, vain and stupid - it has to be Reagan.
Unless it's George W. Bush but I always thought he was princess tinymeat.
ReplyDeleteIt was Johnson. He was a dog.
ReplyDeleteThat was more than 40 years ago, though. But I agree, he probably did the same thing and worse. Colorful character.
ReplyDeleteOr *better*, depending on your point of view
ReplyDeleteMore than 40 years........I'm putting entirely too much stock in Enty-math.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably Johnson and his johnson
Prosthetic? ;-)
ReplyDelete"Mr Gorbechev, tear THIS down, kno'm sayin'? "
ReplyDeletelol Poor Laura - who looks like she can barely stand to be near him anymore. Can't blame her.
ReplyDeleteLOL Said while wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots and a brown suit.
ReplyDeleteShe always looked like someone just stealth farted in her vicinity and she'd like the world to be aware of her utter disdain for bodily functions.
ReplyDeleteChaps? Ew. I creeped myself out.
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ReplyDeleteHe did have chaps - remember?
ReplyDeleteNo he didn't, or if he did I can't find a photo and there ought to be one. I don't know why I have such a strong image of him out at the faux-ranch with Nancy and he's wearing chaps over his jeans.
I wanted to say it was when she did the sotto voce "we're doing everything we can" to prompt him when he was floundering in front of reporters but I'm wrong about that. I give up.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/78/da/ba/78dabad4221e4f29325a6da0f6780b17.jpg. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI always thought Nancy was the actual president and he was her spokeshead....but I repeat myself.
It's Lyndon Johnson, but in 1976 he'd been dead for three years.
ReplyDeleteI think they mean "within the past 50 years."
What was that old crack about Nancy and Betsy Bloomingdale when Reagan got elected? The Girls are in charge of the White House now.
ReplyDeleteAlfred Bloomingdale, of the mistress (Vicki Morgan) who was later murdered fame, was in Reagan's Kitchen Cabinet made up of businessmen who would never submit to or pass a confirmation hearing. While they shot the shit about old Hollywood and how to break unions, Nancy and Betsy got things done and shopped as if their lives depended on it, which in a way I suppose they did.
I actually think Reagan's other advisers were doing the yeoman's work in that administration. God knows it wasn't Ronnie and his brown suits. I will never get over those brown suits - the horror... THE HORROR and I know that you must feel me on this, Kno, because you have taste and... the horror!
He's probably packing. On his defense Ron was a rancher at heart. And this is others thought of why he was in jeans. So I'm not sure it was him strutting bc most hung men are not braggers.
ReplyDeleteThe Presidents of the past 40 years: Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton (disqualified per the blind item) and George W. Bush. Can't imagine Nixon, Ford or Carter doing it. Reagan, possible since he liked to promote an image much as he did in his acting days. Bush Sr., perhaps an old CIA trick to intimidate people? Bush Jr., sounds like frat house behavior he would participate in.
ReplyDeleteNot how I woulda spelled it, but thrilled to see the goesintos reference. I always imagined it spelled with a z. Or two.
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