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This aging former A+ list singer who has gone through a string of famous women since his divorce has not had a hit in decades. He did however have a couple of hits of coke the other day while standing in a line waiting for a cab. "What the f**k you looking at," was his response to someone who was openly staring at the singer.
Lionel Richie?
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ReplyDeleteMick Jagger?
ReplyDeleteWhat am I looking at?
ReplyDeleteAn old fool who still thinks he is relevant.
Take your drug use private, senior citizen.
Oh, was that mean?
Peter Gabriel?
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ReplyDeleteI like this guess.
ReplyDeleteNever! Just saw him two weeks ago playing a concert with Sting in Chicago...he's is on his game!
ReplyDeleteWhoever this is, he is totally right. The peeping tom shoud have minded his business and not stared at him.
ReplyDeleteYes, saw them at Coney Island this month and I must agree 10,000 percent. PG is still an ELECTRIFYING performer.
ReplyDeleteThis - because christie brinkley has the worst luck picking guys.
ReplyDeleteIf you're doing coke in the street, expect to be looked at.
ReplyDeleteNo!
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The problem with senior citizens doing crack is that cocaine increases heart rate, and rapid heart rate + heart disease (which MOST senior citizens have) can = heart attack, which means ambulances, and nightmare traffic. (Sorry, gallows humor right now)
ReplyDeleteFormer A+ list singer?
ReplyDeleteHe's surely more relevant than the person staring at him!