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Back on the only diet that ever seems to work for him, this A- list mostly movie actor who specializes in comedies is off the booze and back on the coke. He says he can only do it for a month at a time because he misses booze and food too much. Plus, he is always worried the coke will give him a heart attack.
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ReplyDeleteFat bastard Jonah Hill
ReplyDeleteIt's not like being obese can give you a heart attack easier than doing drugs Jonah.
ReplyDeleteIs Vaughn still big enough to be A-? Enty's fame scale seems faulty sometimes.
ReplyDelete...Two weight puns FTW!
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ReplyDeleteFatman Hill
ReplyDeleteAS much as it pains me to say it...Jonah Hill isn't A-. He a solid A, possibly an A+. Multiple Oscar nominations, solid box office draw in comedies. And those Oscar noms. He may annoy the hell out of most of us...but you can't deny his celebrity status
ReplyDeleteSeth Rogen
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ReplyDeleteIt's J to the Hill.
ReplyDeleteAnd here's something that was in my Twitter timeline yesterday, courtesy of What the F*** Facts:
"Taking cocaine increases the chance of having a heart attack within the hour by 2,400%."
Aw geez man, he's so much better just being himself. Entertainment biz awards don't mean shit. Same lame show 10 times a year all hyped up and I bet you don't even know who won last years best actor. I don't. Plus that heart attack's coming for him no matter what he does.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Jason Segel, but he's sunk to B list now, hasn't he?
ReplyDeleteSeems like this will be news to Jonah. LOL.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Alec?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jonah all movies?
If he can go a more than without coke, he's not an addict. Why do it in the first place? He's a lazy idiot.
ReplyDeleteAnd if he's not an addict, who cares if he does it sometimes?
ReplyDeleteMeh... tell that to the majority of cokeheads who haven't died.
ReplyDeleteI mean, if your risk of having a heart attack is 0, 0 x 2400 still = 0.