Blind Items Revealed #5
May 24, 2016
Just when you thought this former A+ list mostly movie actress had learned her plastic surgery lesson, she goes overboard again. The Academy Award winner/nominee with a franchise went and destroyed her face again. She is going to look ridiculous doing press for her new movie.
Renee Zellweger
When's Hologram Face going to become a thing?
ReplyDeleteI was catching a smoke break out in the back of the store the other week when Renee went walking by - she asked me to please move my cigarette because she was afraid what would happen if lighted material got too close to her forehead.
ReplyDeleteThe sooner the better -- can't be worse than what we're seeing these days. Except Christie Brinkley. Her plastic surgeon = sorcerer.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be great? You could change your face by occasion or lighting or season.
ReplyDeleteDitto for Jane Fonda. I'd keep her surgeon on retainer
ReplyDeletewomen like her have deep rooted emotional issues. How sad.
ReplyDeleteDemi Moore's plastic surgeon had a great run
ReplyDeleteWell, Demi is sort of an exception to the rule, because she had quite the full face when she was young. Once she started having things done and tightened, her thinner face actually looked pretty darn normal. But -- and this is the big tell -- pretty much nothing like the face of the same person who was in St. Elmo's Fire. But people don't have long attention spans anymore.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be so cute. Remember Jerry McGuire ?
ReplyDeleteOr Michelle Pfeiffer. She's ageless! I think that potion Isabella Rosselini was hawking in Death Becomes Her must be a true thing.
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