Blind Items Revealed #3
May 10, 2016
One of the sure ways to get kicked out of the squad or at least not invited to anything any longer is to not follow the dress code set by this A+ list singer for the night. You also don’t get a say in what you are going to do that night.
Taylor Swift
She was bullied in high school and now she wants to be the mean girl
ReplyDeleteThe Rules:
ReplyDeleteDon't wear a tank top two days in a row.
You can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
You can only wear jeans or track pants on Friday.
They probably order pizzas, drink Boone's Farm, watch Bravo TV, play video games and then they scissor. A full evening of fun, fun, fun.
ReplyDeletenow I WANNA be in the squad..well except the last part...
ReplyDeleteI'd watch :D
ReplyDeleteBlahhh today's blinds are so freegin boring let's all jump on Derek for some fun!
ReplyDeleteMontanaMarriott got it
ReplyDeletecontrol freak much Tay Tay
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be shipwrecked alone on a deserted island for all eternity than be in Swiftie's boring squad.
ReplyDeleteshe's in trouble if sheeran spills the beans under oath :-D
ReplyDeleteCalvin fled because he was probably tired of being invalidated.
ReplyDeleteYou should do this (to make me look good).
Don't do that! (etc.)
You forgot pet cats! And while I wouldn't want to be a part of her squad, that does sound like a hella fun night.
ReplyDeleteI heart Derek. Be nice.
ReplyDeleteErm, what beans? plenty of people already know she is in the closet.
ReplyDeleteMy boss is that way, except her bullies were nuns. She's now spending her life taking back her power by humiliating and bullying her underlings.
ReplyDeleteWhat days do we wear pink?
ReplyDeleteI believe she WAS the mean girl in high school and never got over it.
I'd be the towel boy.
ReplyDeleteI saw no pictures of them together where he looked anything other than miserable.
ReplyDeletetbh that doesn't sound like that bad of a night
ReplyDeleteYa'll are invited to my house then!!!
ReplyDeletethey share ghostwriters, and he apparently is one of them. she's known for writing her own lyrics by herself.....but in order to get a more pop sound, Im thinking some utilizing writers other than herself was done.
ReplyDeleteand if he's under oath, theres so much more he might have to answer. swifty cant control the depositions that follow.
thats because he's just another PR boyfriend
ReplyDeleteall the fodder on her albums is often based on fake relationship, therefore its kind of great cause it isnt personal at all...but her fans assume it is.
see: jake gyllenhal & harry styles, both gay and bearded in a quidproquo relationship with her.
ReplyDeleteSorority girl stuff...girls like this shit.. they feel connected instead of always competing...girls are always competing.
ReplyDeleteYou should stop drinking bleach it makes you say crazy things.
ReplyDeleteOr, she could just be talented and there's no conspiracy except in your mind.
ReplyDeleteReally? I've heard she WAS the mean girl.
ReplyDeleteActually, I guessing they don't eat, don't drink, don't smoke. Maybe they play with the cats. Probably most of the time is spent preparing for and arranging the poses for Taylor's photographer for the select "candid" group shots of them jumping and pointing their arms up in the air.
ReplyDeleteOh it's not a conspiracy. It's very well known that Max Martin wrote basically all of her major hits.
ReplyDeletelol I just mentioned "Mean Girls" when I hit the anti-Derek-novella length melt-down posts from a few days ago wherein you and I are the same person again. Even more amusing, I noticed that we are also Tricia13 which was festive.
ReplyDeleteFreak Central. Can you imagine having any of them at a dinner party? My god, you'd have to drink a lot of gin to get through that evening.
Anyway, Swifty = Regina George. Yes.
True. Everyone knows she doesn't write her own songs. She "contributes" to them (like Madge and Bey), so it's a word here and there or changing a few notes. It's always been like that with Swifty, from the beginning of her career.
ReplyDelete+1
ReplyDeleteWorst. Merkin. Ever.
Some "people" here are insane. May I ask which post? I wasn't around for a few days and can't be bothered going through all of them. Though I'm sure it will all sound the same-same ol broken record...
ReplyDeleteOn my mobile
ReplyDeleteStop lying asshole. Get a life.
ReplyDeletesounds like Rich Girl, Bought Herself Friends
ReplyDelete(To Mirror her)
Ooh...yeah...narcissist control freak ...ok...Fuck that.
ReplyDeleteIf this blind is true, Taylor has some major problems that are a lot deeper than immaturity and insecurity. Pathetic she can't just enjoy life without so much control.
ReplyDeleteTaylor always wants to be an actress. If they remake The Bad Seed she can play herself.
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