June 2, 2016
Before agreeing to go on a date, this female fashion designer from an A list label insists on seeing her prospective suitors in nothing but a Speedo. Considering she only dates struggling models under the age of 25, she usually gets them to comply.
Donatella Versace
Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteOkay, this is one of the most hilarious blinds ever, Enty! Donatella is TOO much! Bless her heart. /rofl/
Ew. LOL
ReplyDeleteThere isn't enough money in the world to pay me to go out with something that looks like that.
ReplyDeleteI'd really like to see the men who voluntarily have sex with that. I'd like to see their faces before & after.
ReplyDeleteGod I wouldn t touch her. If I were a man, I would do gender reasignment fast. Did she have a vag*ina plastic lately? Hope the models go to PTSD therapy after or they are too drunk to remember
ReplyDelete@Kno, do you really want to witness this? You risk having your retina burned as though staring directly at the sun during an eclipse.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't they need a truckload of viagra just to stand to attention?
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteI survived nearly physically slamming into her in a shoe store in Miami once - but I may never fully recover.
It feels wrong to talk about her like this after Gianni's murder & whatnot - but she's not helping! She can afford to not look like that, ffs. Why must she torture us?!
Yes, she is fabulous! I say good for her for being the boss bitch and getting those young hotties!
ReplyDeleteDitto.
ReplyDeleteWhy f*ck around - why bother with the Speedo?
ReplyDeleteAlthough she would need to wear a bag on her head so that they didn't all curl up like frightened turtles.
They must be desperate because she is one fucking ugly bitch.
ReplyDeleteThe plastic surgeon(s) who ruined her face should be rounded up and fed to a large group of Oceanic White Tip Sharks! I'd pay to watch. I imagine her whole family would, too.
ReplyDeleteMen have been doing this for centuries. Kind of nice to see a woman doing it too. I hope the guys at least get a modeling gig and/or introductions to people who can help their careers. Fair trade off if both parties get something they want out of it.
ReplyDeleteShe is one of the ugliest ladies in show business, she is the female equivalent to that fat producer whose name I cannot remember who is always a suspect in this kind of blinds.
ReplyDeleteHarvey Weinstein, I just remembered.
Who wrote this blind? Wouldn't this be more accurate "Which aging fashion designer who has ruined her face with endless plastic surgery requires prospective gigolos do a lineup in speedos. The unlucky one selected is usually under 25."
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for her. It's pretty evident that she doesn't believe she's really worthy of love.
ReplyDeletelol go on with yo bad self, Donatella! Hot women have to fuck old men all the time, why can't she get some?
ReplyDeleteJust like those CEOs at Victoria Secret and Revlon do it to young models, this is in reverse. Ahh, the casting couch, what people will do for an acting or modeling gig.
ReplyDeletelook at roberto covalli in speedo w/ young girls...
ReplyDeleteOoh . . . I don't know if I'm brave enough to see that.
ReplyDeleteI didn't need that visual! Got any eye bleach?
ReplyDeletemaybe seeing men in speedo's gives Donatella a thrill
ReplyDeleteYeah but how many times any woman is truly loved. The love word isn't what it use to be. She obviously knows her power.
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