This daytime talk show host was spotted doing a couple of lines of coke at a party this past week. Not something she is really known for doing so publicly and definitely not something her uptight boyfriend would condone.
So, I think I need some clarification. Are you trying to imply that Derek is a cart attendant at Von's or that Derek has a favorite cart attendant at Von's? (and I had to Google what exactly Von's is)
Derek your favorite cart attendant at Von's2:40 AM
My name is Derek, dude. I work at Von's. I'm everyone's favorite cart attendant, and I have the certificates to prove it. I just use my job title so I don't get confused with all the other Dereks around here. I've never seen so many people with the same name as me all in one place. I'm not sure I believe all of them, but hey, it's a great first name and who am I to judge.
Derek your favorite cart attendant at Von's3:05 AM
I know, right? But it's nice to be loved. didn't the say in Moulin Rogue "the greatest thing you'll ever know, is to love, and to be loved in return" :)
Ripa's married - that's all I got.
ReplyDeleteI'll take bailon's a whore for 20,000, Alex!
ReplyDeleteBarbara Walters
ReplyDeleteStedman definitely doesn't approve. He gave me a lecture once when he say me vaping.
ReplyDeleteSo, I think I need some clarification. Are you trying to imply that Derek is a cart attendant at Von's or that Derek has a favorite cart attendant at Von's? (and I had to Google what exactly Von's is)
ReplyDeleteDerek actually cleans hotel rooms for real.
ReplyDeleteThink you got it.
ReplyDeleteShe is with some Christian gospel singer now so that may be the "uptight boyfriend" Enty is alluding too.
My name is Derek, dude. I work at Von's. I'm everyone's favorite cart attendant, and I have the certificates to prove it. I just use my job title so I don't get confused with all the other Dereks around here. I've never seen so many people with the same name as me all in one place. I'm not sure I believe all of them, but hey, it's a great first name and who am I to judge.
ReplyDeletederek, i get jealous. you must have like 3+ stalkers that follow you around everyday
ReplyDeletenobody loves me THAT much.
also, whats Vons?
ReplyDeleteI know, right? But it's nice to be loved. didn't the say in Moulin Rogue "the greatest thing you'll ever know, is to love, and to be loved in return" :)
ReplyDeleteVon's is only the best supermarket on the planet, dummy. How do you not know about us? You must not be a Californian.
ReplyDeleteTricia13 is Derek repellent…
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth Male Gospel Singers can't do some Coke?
ReplyDeleteCan't find the line on THe Holy Bible with 'Thou Shalt No Snorting'.
Adrienne Bailon?
ReplyDeleteI like the stuff the Vons guy brings here. Very interesting! Everyone goes there, so he sees a lot.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same as Safeway. They just call it Vons or Pavillions here in Cali.
ReplyDeleteTricia13 IS Derek
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